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>>4866686 (OP)

>>4866707

>>4866686 (OP)
I FUCKED A SEAGULL ONCE, HE LOWKE SQUAKED A LITTLE BUT I THINK HE FUCKED WITH IT....

gulls gulls gulls

Stay away from me chips

>>4866717
>ahegao
>all_the_way_through
>multiple_penetrations
>tentacle_sex

>>4866911
kek

>>4866686 (OP)
For a moment i thought it was a dolphin.

Why are these flying rats federally protected again?

>>4866686 (OP)

>>4869053
Fucking based

>>4869053
you can tell he's experienced with gulls

Unlike most other wild animals that live among civilization, I have never heard about seagulls being tamed/befriended by humans.
Is this type of bird just villainous by nature?

>>4869652
nah

sgulls

>>4869675
How do I too get a gullfriend?

>>4868539
That's so fucking cool I be the both of them thought they were so fucking cool

>>4866686 (OP)
They divebombed me of my sandwich.

>>4866717
>why not Zoidberg

>>4871558
>>4871559
>>4871560
I just noticed the red part for the first time.

>>4866686 (OP)
I was going to make a post, but for some reason this thread is at the top.
I've killed a gull.
Five days ago I was walking on a beach and found a gull that was obviously hurt and couldn't fly or swim, thread was wrapped around both legs and it cut them to the bones, I removed the thread but the cuts were too deep and the gull couldn't walk or use/feel them. Brought some food, arranged nest for the gull, but couldn't take it home. Put the gull near some remote security post right by the place I've found the gull, hoping they will take care. They didn't. Moved the gull to a different place by the houses on the beach. One woman like brought some water and food to the gull, I still kept feeding and caring about the bird, but apparently too much, I've made a ketoprofenum injection in chest area, hoping to ease the pain, on the third day the gull died, even though it ate well the night before. But I came today and the woman living there told me the gull died. It felt horrible. I'm not like into animals or anything, just saw the suffering being on the beach, couldn't pass by, but my good intentions caused more suffering to that animal, and I feel guilt, guilt for making this poor thing to feel pain from injection, etc. I tried to find info that birds don't feel pain like other animals, so I can make an excuse to myself, but there isn't any. I feel really bad, nothing can justify or ease the pain I've caused, that injection most likely killed the bird.

>>4869652
>Is this type of bird just villainous by nature?
Yes.

>>4891727
How big a dosage did you give it? If you gave it 1 to 2 mg it was probably the right decision and while you might have killed it, you were just very unlucky. If you gave it much more than that you're an impulsive retard and you should feel very ashamed of yourself.

>>4869652
They're natural thieves and while they're social it's a swarm style group not a tribe.

Okay, I used to feed this fat fuck called Terrance. He would bring his child around during the day, who would often get stuck in our balcony, and he would just dip. He knew we'd provide him with free childcare. Greedy fat fuck, but what a Gull. He was a great dad as well.

Also let me make a case FOR seagulls. They provide wonderful charm to the seaside, it wouldn't be a british seaside without the familiar sound of the gull.
Second they HUNT AND EAT RATS and I've seen them do it multiple times. I like em

>>4891727
Don't feel guilty... you wanted to act kindly, nature usually takes it's course... gulls get themselves into all sorts of trouble on their own

>>4892988
I recognize this fucking roof. You're the Steven guy.

>>4893012
no im not lol
i dont like that guy or his seagull
this is a roof in bristol uk

>>4869675
I will literally never ever trust any video like this again
the bird is probably drugged and at best is going to be eaten and at worst tortured for hours or days
NEVER TRUST HUMANS AROUND BIRDS

i despise gulls

>>4869053

>>4866686 (OP)
THEY'RE EATING THE CREAM
THEY'RE EATING THE CONES

>>4868750
Because the federal government hates you. Don't worry, America is going to split apart in the next 10 years. It can't continue as it is for much longer.

>>4895395
literally gave a fucking bird the "Blood Meridian"

>>4891727
Bad luck to kill a seabird

>>4866686 (OP)
I hate those damn things

>>4895390
oh god...

>>4891727
IT WOULD HAVE NEVERR KNOWN HOW BEAUTIRUL IT IS

>>4898718
reminds me of the pelican catching a chip

>>4868783
Was it a display of dominance? Also was that some sort of war-cry?

>>4895459
lol

>>4900420
A gull just flew over my house!

>>4891727
>I've made a ketoprofenum injection in chest area
>I'm not like into animals or anything

Wait, wut?
You just carry that shit around with you in your pocket?
You injected some shit into a sick bird without having any knowledge, experience or advice on the matter?

>>4901946
Alchemists. No sense of right or wrong.

>>4866686 (OP)
fuck off yah cunt

>>4892988
I love Terrance

>>4902419
few years ago i got a 30 day ban from /an/ for posting that same image

Can I get one as a pet?
Can I sick it to steal the food from people I dislike?

>>4906293
yes

Were they always this annoying?

These flying mutts are so cool.

>>4898857
It's a mating ritual

>>4907788
People who are intimidated by their majesty always make this excuse

>>4911064
> the lights that switch on to say a parking spot is occupied

fuck these airborne rats

I love seagulls!
They are cute. Shape is nice. Noise is calming.
I don't even care about getting shitted or accidentally stepping in their shit. Part of the gull experience, getting your chips stolen and shitted.

>>4909753
I couldn't verify that but I could verify that this guy likes seagulls

>>4912960
Kino

>>4912960
i'm happy for him

>>4912960
>>4912999
He watched them all

>>4913123
where is this?

>>4898718

>>4894788
what?

>>4868750
I'd argue they have more aesthetic value than the average englishman.

>>4866686 (OP)

>>4915144
god i wish i got slammed by gull into face.

>>4866863
>>4902419

>>4868750
blanket laws to protect birbs may have cast too wide a net

>>4921150
I always forget that seagulls have webbed feet

>>4866686 (OP)
can gulls get diabeetus?

Who would win: Seagull or Albatross?

why are gulls such assholes?

>>4869053
Post the one where the guy fucks up the seagull thinking hes being badass and everyone is staring at him horrified

>>4894788
Lol?

>>4902419
Fuck around and find out

>>4915144
ey that's where I live

>>4898716
They probably think french fries are just really stupid yellow worms.

I don't know which I hate more, the seagull or the ibis

>>4915144
Stupid bird

full crop

>>4891727
the SPCA exists for a reason
if you can be bothered to do all that bullshit you can be bothered to take it to the SPCA

If doves are rats with wings what are seagulls?

>>4869652
>Unlike most other wild animals that live among civilization
What about sparrows?

>>4892989
I honestly always found gull noises to be very relaxing. Same with crows. People generally seem to think both of these birds make very annoying noises, but I find them very soothing.
I guess I'd find gull noises more irritating if I actually lived by the sea.

>>4940797
I live at the shore. Honestly, I don't even notice gulls.

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>>4911072
Pigucked

>>4926039
Is it the camera or is that gull an absolute unit

>>4869053
I thought Fighting-type moves weren't very effective on Flying-types.

>>4868750
Bad luck to kill a sea bird

>>4866717
Too late for calyxanide.

are albatross just oversized gulls?

>>4915144
Based gullbro trying to save her from raw food poisoning.

>>4894788
I've owned plenty of birds. The only negative to something like this would be a bird bonding with you as if you're its mate, which does fuck with them psychologically and make them too dependent on you. Otherwise, this is fine.

>>4866686 (OP)
We're taking your seagulls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7P-JSA5Myk

use case for gulls?

>>4964053
Chip cleanup

>>4912960
>>4913123
my man!

Summer is coming
Hide your chips!

since my town switched from a few big bins for each neighborhood to each building having their own trash bins these fuckers make every summer night sound like a orchestra of drunk trombones.

>>4946104
make this a t-shirt

hello, fellow seabirds!

>>4945148
Tommy has No Guard as a hidden ability

>>4868750
migratory

>>4902419
kek

>>4964053
rabbit cleanup

>>4901946
Entire story is fucking insane he felt bad for not helping it so he placed it near a remote security outpost thinking the warm bodies stationed at the site for insurance purposes would even notice let alone spring into action to perform veterinary surgery and when this didn't occur he moved it to some random houses where some woman who is apparently also a crazy person monitored the situation closely enough to update mad scientist/junkie anon that the gull had died over the course of several days despite the injection but also didn't do anything about it. Realistically it probably would have died even had someone gotten it to a proper wildlife rehab but no part of this story is sane wtf did I just read.

>>4975182
I could hear the mission impossible theme

sexgull

>>4988389
>AdobeRGB
truly a scourge, lets convert that to sRGB

*steals your fries*

>>4964053
Mandatory seaside alarm clock

gulp

>>4980502

>>4894788
>going to be eaten
They're chewy and bitter.

>>4993705

>>4902419
> shouldn't of
ESL, it's shouldn't have

>>4975128
can anyone stop him?

squawk

MINE

I believe that San Francisco gulls are the biggest, meanest, and most aggressive gulls in the world, prove me wrong

>>4866686 (OP)

>>4999745
wow thats old

>>4999745
funny

bad thread

>Be me
>On my way home from grocery store
>Walking through alongside a beautiful glistening lake filled to the brim and over from extreme downpour
>Bare trees are ornanmented by song birds
>Suddenly chaos ensues
>Several clouds hover over temporarily blocking the sun
>I was spotted from afar
>A flock of posturing ibises and squaking seagulls had begun to take notice of me
>The ibises were calm but the seagulls were a different matter
>Kept hearing rapid firing calls sounding as if "CHARGE!"
>Holding onto my things for dear life
>A mangled feathery whirlwind approaches closer to my inevitable doom
>I vividly thought the crescendo of Richard Wagner - Ride of The Valkyries at that moment
>One seagull amongst the rest wasn't after food
>But sunglasses taken away swiftly while my hands were full
>The coolest seagull I witnessed simultaneously crapped on my shoulder
>Couldn't raise a shaken fist but watched as some flew in persuit
>Onina (I named that one based on the noise he squaked), the Seagulls Sunglasses
>I hurry to wash

introducing this fucking menace itt

>>5000184
>Silent Hill's Squeaky Squelching Squalling Squwaker

>>4994841
Not an ESL error.
Poor and uneducated people in the UK never learn words by reading, but by speaking. As a result, when they hear "should've" they think the person is saying "should of", and since they're too stupid to read this never gets corrected. ESLs don't make this particular error. Their errors usually pertain to tenses or plurals. Should've/Should of is a result of dumb brits never reading anything during their formative years and retaining the habit into adulthood.

>>5000730
I also thought it had something to do with royal inbreeding or intermarrage since it became prevalent for higher nobilities to "preserve their heritage". There were methods on arranged marriages to keep political alliances among elites which was seen as union of lines rather than a contract of individuals at the time. And enforced others that 'this must be so' onto how an english dialect is spoken. Mind you, I'm not being brash but there's plenty of evidence from oil paintings of old that'll explain more than a thousand words.

>>4866686 (OP)
I like to feed them peas, seeds, and other things that are good for birdies :]

Every year we are tormented by these birds. I don't think people realize how sophisticated they are. Right now a retarded fledgling fell off a roof into my garden, the whole community of birds attacks anyone on sight near the garden calling to the other birds to help, after a minute or so around 15 seagulls will come and start dive bombing and shitting on the so-called threat. They literally have sentries that can see 500m-1km away and will start squawking and warning that someone is near.
It's like watching some microcosm of an air corridor, they won't let other birds settle, the are constantly watching the sky. My neighbor's cat was injured by one yesterday. Even as I type this they are alerting their community that a threat is near, with one watching me through the window
>voca.ro/1lrZNSu3XjTh

>>5002933
What too many chips does to a motherfucker.

>>5002933
fat fuck

>>5002933
Have a bird perch made of rebar and would still bend it

>>4869675
Damn. Wish i`ll catch seagull someday

>>5004375
YOU DONT WANT TO CATCH ONE, fuckers have sharp beaks and will peck at you very hard.

>>4932238
>thinking hes being badass
dont act stupid.

>>4895408
Boy you're salty.

>>5006893
>staring menacingly as you quietly snack

Thats all very well RSPCA but if they come for me chips I won't be held responsible. Simple as.

They're everywhere

>>4866707
Go back, go back!!!

>>5012397
So the mistake here >>4869053 is that he punched out only one?

>>5012397
Bad luck to kill a seabird

>>5012397
>animal rights activist go 1 minute without wanting to fuck them challenge (impossible)

>>4868750
same reason niggers are.

>>4975129
Unfathomably based. Anyone eating fish like that with their eyes closed like some shark closing its lids deserves not to eat.

>>4926039
Both and then add in a manlet

the niggers of the animal kingdom

>>4895408
I have been hearing this for the past 15 years.