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Anonymous No.4929736 [Report] >>4934030 >>4977254 >>4992273 >>4996763
Ape thread
Discuss the apes of Africa and Asia.
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NewFinnishHere No.4929928 [Report]
I'm curious, how different are they? I thought they were same species until now!
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serious question- why do men like these animals so much? i think apes are cool but most men i know are super into them
Anonymous No.4931474 [Report] >>4931479
>>4931469
They are cool
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>>4931467
The real MVP of the apes
Anonymous No.4931479 [Report]
>>4931474
can't argue with that
Anonymous No.4931480 [Report] >>4933200 >>4955250 >>4970646
>>4931469
You wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.4931492 [Report] >>4975390 >>4977254 >>4981190
>>4931469
We relate on a primal level.
Anonymous No.4931498 [Report] >>4931500 >>4932093 >>4949041 >>4981922 >>4982001 >>5005054
>>4931469
Apes tend to be violent rapists, just like most men are
Anonymous No.4931500 [Report] >>5005054
>>4931498
That’s Aryan
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>>4931498
I'm already starting to get scared about the direction we are heading. Because devolution among people becomes socially acceptable and in some places it is welcomed.
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>>4931469
I have above average pattern recognition because the male bell curve for mental oddities is much wider than it is taller. When I see intelligent fellas doing things it activates my neurons, be it apes, birds or marine frens.
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>>4931480
He'll yea
Anonymous No.4933999 [Report]
I like puckering my lips
like a chimpanzee
Anonymous No.4934030 [Report] >>4934237
>>4929736 (OP)
Speciation commonly the result of hybridization with members of the pig family.
Anonymous No.4934040 [Report] >>4934051
Anonymous No.4934051 [Report] >>4934373
>>4934040
Why do silverbacks have those fatty(?) lumps near the back of their heads?
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>>4934030
y* m*mm*?
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>>4934051
It's all muscle to power those jaws
Anonymous No.4934593 [Report] >>4979524 >>4979533
>>4931469
I like apes (and primates in general, really) because they're basically furfag repellent
Anonymous No.4934942 [Report] >>4934944 >>4934950 >>4934959 >>4938203 >>4953123 >>4980006 >>4980252 >>4996773
Something I noticed about chimps is that their testicles are bigger than their penises. I’ve seen this in monkeys too, what do you call this phenomenon?
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>>4934942
Isn't the size of the testicles on apes directly related to how promiscuous the females are?
Anonymous No.4934949 [Report] >>4957410 >>4967235 >>4967416
>>4931469
Everyone has their reasons, but I think they're really fascinating because of how much of ourselves we initially think we can see in them, and then you're hit with the realization that, no, you see THEM in YOURSELF.
So many human behaviors are just ape behaviors, and it's really interesting to see them in a raw, undomesticated state.
Anonymous No.4934950 [Report]
>>4934942
I think it's more just that humans have weirdly big penises for primates.
Anonymous No.4934959 [Report]
>>4934942
Chimps have a baculum anyways, way less bloodflow.
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>>4931469
I think it's neat how smart they are.
This orangutan chewed up a liana plant and put it on a facial wound for the plant's medical properties. That's some ancient hereditary knowledge.
Anonymous No.4935546 [Report] >>4938206
I'd want a Gorilla to have my back in a fight, an Orangutan to pal around with on weekends, and a Chimpanzee to stay as far away from me as possible.
Anonymous No.4935640 [Report] >>4936102
Why are gorillas the only ape that don't have that weird distended anus?
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>>4935640
Because their butt cheeks are big enough to cover it just like with us
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Anonymous No.4936909 [Report] >>4937400 >>4946806 >>4996775
When it comes to meat, chimps largely hunt smaller primates, such as colobus monkeys, mangabeys, baboons, and bushbabies.
Anonymous No.4937400 [Report] >>4937568
>>4936909
I've always wondered why they target small primates so much specifically. Is it just because they're easier for them to catch? Is it an availability thing? Or are they specifically fond of monkey meat?
Anonymous No.4937568 [Report] >>4937904
>>4937400
From what i've read the hunting for monkeys is not only for food but also as some sort of ritual to strengthen bonds amongst the troop. So i assume the monkeys are very slippery and hard to catch, making them feel like bros after doing it
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>>4937568
That makes sense, yet another similarity between us I guess.
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>>4937980
yes
Anonymous No.4938203 [Report] >>4938204 >>5005065
>>4934942
Humans just have massive schlongs. Why? We don't know. Choose your favorite:
1. Better heat distribution for endurance running
2. A way to sabotage other males by forcing their jizz out of a woman/being able to deposit sperm deer and giving them and advantage
3. Women just have always loved big cocks and only the largest dicks were allowed to reproduce
Anonymous No.4938204 [Report] >>4938630
>>4938203
>A way to sabotage other males by forcing their jizz out of a woman/being able to deposit sperm *deeper* and giving them *an* advantage
Anonymous No.4938206 [Report] >>4980253
>>4935546
Orangutans will rape you
Anonymous No.4938630 [Report] >>4956635
>>4938204
>he doesn't cum entire ungulates
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Anonymous No.4942170 [Report] >>4943022 >>4943030
Lowland gorillas are very expressive.
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>>4942170
Why can't we have red eyes like that?
Anonymous No.4943030 [Report] >>4943474 >>4944904 >>4997540
>>4942170
Why do gorillas always look pissed?
Anonymous No.4943458 [Report] >>4979530
Bonobos used to be known as Pygmy Chimpanzees.
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>>4943030
Their brow is shaped in such a way that they are always frowning
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Anonymous No.4944511 [Report] >>4945421
>>4944468
Why do they change color as they age?
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>>4943030
How would you feel if the only other apes around you were thirdies and chimps?
Anonymous No.4944931 [Report] >>4996777
imagine needing a facial deformity to be seen as attractive
imagine being a pongo
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>>4944511
I wish I knew how melanin works in them, because it’s clearly different from how it works in humans.
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>>4931469
They're basically wild men and every man has had a fantasy of surviving alone in the wilderness at some point. There isn't such thing as a female Dick Proenneke.
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Anonymous No.4946490 [Report] >>4957413 >>4979525 >>4980258
>>4931469
why do women like horses so much?
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>>4936909
Here's a chimp beating a monkey to death
https://youtu.be/Hj7__uzGLRY?si=KX50iOjq5Zpdfmyc
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Anonymous No.4948322 [Report] >>4980007 >>4980250
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>>4931498
Based. Just like me.
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Anonymous No.4950337 [Report] >>4950370 >>4950398 >>4965922
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>>4950337
I can agree with this. However they are all top tier animals in the grand scheme of things
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>>4950337
not sure why this is so amusing to me
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Anonymous No.4951041 [Report] >>4951762
When people bring up the chimp that ate that woman's face, nobody brings up that the creature was hopped up on xanax.
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Anonymous No.4951762 [Report] >>4951794
>>4951041
>hopped up
>on xanax
lol
Anonymous No.4951794 [Report] >>4953926
>>4951762
It's rare, but violent outbursts and hyper aggression ar listed side effects, who knows who that shit interacts with a non human with an inclination to aggressive behavior after being dosed with higher and higher amounts for weeks on end.
Anonymous No.4951887 [Report] >>4952726
I love orangutans so much it's unreal
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>>4951887
They're funny fellas, that's for sure
Anonymous No.4953121 [Report]
>>4931469
Because they are literally me
Anonymous No.4953123 [Report] >>4955219 >>4967235 >>4980251 >>4991407 >>4996773
>>4934942
They just like me fr fr ong

The supposed reasoning is that chimps have an "unstable" male-male competition reproductive strategy and chimp bitches aren't picky, so whoever does the most big cums has an advantage (but even the big dominant male won't control all the pussy - so even if you're a manlet chimp you can still "win" by doing big cums)

Even gorillas will mate with a sneaky manlet sometimes but that's a much more tightly controlled "patriarchy" so the silverback fathers almost all the children and doesn't really compete on a "sexual" level so just wins by being a gymcel.

Humans have reasonably large testicles but an "oversized" penis but also have large sexual dimorphism on the level of silverback-female (when adjusted for fat free mass at least in some males). So humans have two (or 3) competing strategies (women will choose "pretty" model with a larger penis, men will likely want to win through intraspecific male competition but it's not strong enough to be outright elimination style tournament rules, and human women are monogamous-ish (monoandrous? ) but still relatively promiscuous). When female choice is "exalted" mating devolves into an almost "bird like" game where the "prettiest" male always wins despite no fitness increase, when men are "in charge" it devolves into basically the biggest silverback beats up all the fashion models (and female sexual selection often actually follows suit despite the occasional cheating with a "cute" young twink))
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>>4951794
Also, apparently tranqulizers are known to make chimps more violent. That's why they're kill on sight if they escape zoo enclosures.
Anonymous No.4953938 [Report]
BLM
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Anonymous No.4955216 [Report] >>4984629
There is something scary about black sclera.
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>>4953123
Thanks anon, breakdowns like this are why I keep coming back to the website.
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>>4931469
>>4931480
funni monke
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Anonymous No.4955696 [Report]
I find it amusing that Monkey World has an entire enclosure dedicated to chimp incels.
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Anonymous No.4956447 [Report]
The fuck is up with beach photographers and smuggling chimps?
Anonymous No.4956618 [Report] >>4977254
>beard and 'stachemogged by Pongo
It is surreal feel
Anonymous No.4956635 [Report]
>>4938630
>not yelling EXPECTO PETRONUM when you do
Anonymous No.4956910 [Report] >>4957319
Monument dedicated to David Greybeard, the first chimp that trusted Jane Goodall, at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.
Anonymous No.4957317 [Report] >>4970660
Siamangs are built like miniature chimps.
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>>4956910
I have pics of both my kids sticking their fingers in his nose
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>>4934949
reddit
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>>4946490
Because they like the idea of being in control of creatures bigger than them probably.
The horse can destroy her, but here it is letting her ride on it and showing trust for her, which I think a lot of women find romantic and cool.

Men probably like apes, and I speak for myself here, because they look like ugly fat men who get to chill all day and give zero fucks about society. And also because you can make them do funny things.
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Anonymous No.4958387 [Report] >>4966582
Gorilla pp smol lol
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>>4932855
Would
Anonymous No.4958654 [Report] >>4972744 >>4996781
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I just think it's cool that chimpanzees know how what an std is and have their own medical care system

and are probably smarter about it than most humans
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Anonymous No.4960761 [Report] >>4967067
Has any research been done to see what happens if you raise different ape species together? Do Orangutans raised with gorillas beat their chest? Do chimps raised with orangs become more solitary?
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rape
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>>4950337
So true. I only like orangutans and to a lesser extent gorillas
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gorilla No.4966582 [Report] >>4968063
>>4958387
shut up baboon
Anonymous No.4967067 [Report] >>4991415
>>4960761
I know of an orang raised with gorillas
too much rough play made him a bit of a bully when he was finally put in with other baby orangs
got bit and died of a stroke once he was put in with adult females since he didn't realise they were bigger than him
very sad
Anonymous No.4967235 [Report] >>4996206
>>4934949
No. Humans are very distant from them. It would be like comparing mammals generally.

>>4953123
That's retarded and says more about you and your ideas about dating than other animals.
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>>4934949
This is how I feel about it too
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Anonymous No.4968063 [Report] >>4993523
>>4966582
No, shut up faggot
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Anonymous No.4970644 [Report] >>4984475 >>4997545 >>4997963
>>4931469
Because. They monke.
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>>4931480
Hell yea
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>>4957317
These guys scared me as a kid
Anonymous No.4970677 [Report] >>4971938
>>4935958
why are their bellies always so big?
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way smaller than it looks
Anonymous No.4971938 [Report] >>4972036
>>4970677
They need big guts to utilize as much energy as they can from the rough plant matter they eat. Herbivores tend to be like that.
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>>4971938
The bigger ones have a greater risk of having their digestive contents heated in a way that they kill or damage the pathogens/parasites that they are hosting
In the context of evolution this can result in a large reduction of survival for the host, leading to a higher likelihood of infection via fecal-
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Anonymous No.4972658 [Report] >>4980259
>>4931469
Men are beastmasters
Women are beasts
Bibbit !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.4972743 [Report]
>>4931469
just high test male things
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>>4958654
literally me
Bibbit !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.4972747 [Report] >>4973086
>>4972623
i wanna hug them
Anonymous No.4972849 [Report]
What is up with retarded thirdies abusing apes? At least the farmers in Africa and Borneo have the justification that they can fuck with their crops, but the people who import them to south america or turkey, they can't even be bothered to treat them well enough to keep them healthy for business reasons.
Anonymous No.4973086 [Report] >>4980257 >>5009023
>>4972747
Me too. But if they were baby longtail macaques i would want to torment them
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>>4931469
Brothers from another jungle
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>>4931492

>that victory pose in the end

fucking lmao
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>>4976103
but why did Frodo end upp such a psychopath?
Anonymous No.4977254 [Report] >>4998699
>>4929736 (OP)
>>4931492
>>4931469
>>4956618
>Thread about apes
>"apes of Africa and Asia"
>Not even a single racist joke
You've made us all proud, /an/
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>>4934593
>i like them because they're fat and ugly
self-own lol
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>>4946490
you just know...
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>>4943458
It's like this meme but with their buttholes
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>>4934593
Imagine having furries live rent free in your brain
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Anonymous No.4980001 [Report] >>4997534
>>4931469
I want to be a gorilla. Its literally perfect primate form. I also wish I was a Neanderthal like my ancestors.
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>>4934942
I belive the idea is to jave more sperm. Its a co.petition with the other males when you all rape the same female to get her pregnant.
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>>4948322
They really are thr smartest looming animal. He could be teaching a class somewhere
Anonymous No.4980008 [Report]
*hoots and hollers and pounds chest*
Anonymous No.4980192 [Report]
What did Kanzi know about Hillary Clinton?
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>>4948322
Signature look of superiority to plebs
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>>4953123
a huge penis hurts women though, its undesirable
humans have so much size and personality differences and such complex behavior our reproduction dynamics cant be compared to other animals
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>>4934942
their dicks have a normal size for primates, its their balls that are too big because as a non monogamous animal theres pressure for larger balls that produce more sperm so they have a larger chance of knocking up the female of their group
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>>4938206
or just kill you because they're solitary so you're competition
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>>4973086
kill yourself
Anonymous No.4980258 [Report] >>4982493
>>4946490
rich women do. I dont know any woman who's into horses, maybe thats an american thing
Anonymous No.4980259 [Report] >>4988206
>>4972658
and you are a fag
Anonymous No.4980314 [Report] >>4996785
how long would you last in a cage match against the Gigachimp?
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>>4931492
primate level
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>>4931498
Orangutan? More like oRAPEutan
Anonymous No.4981997 [Report]
I wish someone would teach a Gorilla to pull circus strongman feats for entertainment purposes and I don't care for the ethics of it
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>>4931498
obviously those weren't flanged orangutans because they get all the pussy with no effort already
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>>4980258
yeah horses are expensive here too, but also half our country is wilderness and more rural people have access to horses. we have something called "horse girls" who are really weird about horses and it comes off like possibly a sexual thing
Anonymous No.4982637 [Report]
12 young Mike Tyson's vs one silver back gorilla?
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Anonymous No.4983599 [Report] >>4983607 >>4983632 >>4984498 >>4996785
Why are gibbons such absolute chaos gremlins?
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>>4983599
funny
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>>4983599
They certainly are the most impish of the hominidea.
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>>4931469
All apes are great except for chimps and bonobos, they're z tier
Anonymous No.4984475 [Report] >>4997963 >>5008250
>>4970644
is that his wife
why is he being an annoying shithead
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>>4983599
I love them
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>>4931469
It's what we all aspire to be.
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>>4955216
Could be an inclination born from intense competition against other hominid species.
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Anonymous No.4985262 [Report] >>4986232 >>5001522
Something I’ve noticed about gorillas in old cartoons is that they always have light faces, was this done to make them easier to read?
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>>4985262
Probably, especially with how shit old TVs were with finer details like that. Guarantees it'll be clear
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Anonymous No.4988064 [Report] >>4988683 >>4990352
What kind of gorilla is he and what is he thinking about?
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>>4980259
Anonymous No.4988683 [Report] >>4990352
>>4988064
Appears to be a Western Lowland Gorilla
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>>4988064
>>4988683
>wait a minute, I'm not a rabbit!
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Why are chimps such violent, greedy little bastards especially compared to gorillas?
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>>4954531
Me and my boy going to the bar
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>>4953123
You must be great at parties.
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>>4967067
same
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>>4969393
Sir, do you know how long you were going?
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>>4983207
yo gettin high with monkies is i do
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Anonymous No.4992273 [Report] >>4992981 >>4994986
>>4929736 (OP)
Why are they so smug? What are they plotting?
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>>4992273
Nice pic of Joe Rogan
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>>4968063
Watch your mouth, chimp
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>>4992273
To tear off your balls and toss them over a tress
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>>4967235
>No. Humans are very distant from them. It would be like comparing mammals generally.

I mean, it's more like comparing one ape to another. It's not surprising to find similarities. Don't be a smartass
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>>4996699
You just know he's planning something utterly diabolical
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>>4929736 (OP)
missing tree hooter fella
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>>4931469
Imagine if you are Diogenes and you've finally found an honest man.
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>>4931469
gorillas and chimps share so many instinctual reactions with us it's fascinating

pongos are the definition of cute


>>4934942
that's how benis would look like if we had the benis bone

something something upright sex does not benefit from the bone so we had to lose it, leading to the benis becoming uncharacteristically large in order to maintain an erection properly

however chimps do have the largests balls of all apes so i'm inclined to believe what >>4953123 says
Anonymous No.4996775 [Report] >>4997255
>>4936909
would eating monkey meat and the potential risk of primate viruses spreading explain why their populations got stuck on central africa instead of spreading to other forests?
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>>4944931
flangeless opinion
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>>4958654
he looks like that but he singlehandledly cucked half of Cordoba, Argentina.
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>>4980314
he's actually 100% normal and even old and deflated by then. that's just what chimps look without hair
rip fella, that bloated neck was a fatal infection.

>>4983599
they are your inner 13 years old
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>>4931469
Men see themselves in apes. We must study their secrets. We want to know why they are so much like humans. We have an innate desire to not be the only sentient lifeform capable of thought and speech.
Things we don't get from women.
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>>4996775
Nah we ate that shit too, they didn't go out when we split because they were the strong ones that kept the good trees and we were pushed back to the bad trees or even the ground
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>>4962062
They always look like sad little French clowns.
Anonymous No.4997534 [Report] >>4997916
>>4980001
We act like this as children, just enjoying the simple things. It's sad we grow up and forget to be silly.
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>>4943030
because cameras are annoying
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>>4970644
>look it's raining

this is why none of my friends talk to me anymore
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>>4997534
That's because you're on a website like this anon. Most anons here have lost their whimsy and have become hollow, full of hatred for anything other.
Regain your whimsy.
Return to monke.
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>>4970644
>>4984475
>I told you I have a headache!
Anonymous No.4998583 [Report] >>4998618
why do lowland gorillas have red hair on their foreheads?
Anonymous No.4998616 [Report] >>4999639 >>5009030
Anonymous No.4998618 [Report]
>>4998583
Why don't you?
Anonymous No.4998699 [Report]
>>4977254
N
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I
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>>4931469
they're a primordial version of us
Anonymous No.4999639 [Report] >>4999655 >>5004753
>>4998616
Where was the silverback going to take him?
Anonymous No.4999643 [Report] >>5001519
I wish I were one (read about Jane Goodall and watched Planet Of The Apes)
Anonymous No.4999655 [Report] >>5000320
>>4999639
To adventure
Anonymous No.5000320 [Report]
>>4999655
What kind of adventure?
Anonymous No.5000717 [Report]
Gotta reorganize my DVD collection
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>>4999643
Jane Goodall was the catalyst for the Gombe Chimp War. It was she who provided the piles of bananas to wild chimpanzees that one group monopolized, causing rivalry and strife in the region. There is blood on her hands!
Anonymous No.5001522 [Report]
>>4985262
>>4989374
i am jealous of their prehensile feet. also, do we call their hands 'hands' or 'front legs'? do we also call their feet 'rear hands'?
Anonymous No.5001976 [Report] >>5002473
if human-chimp (humanzee) hybridization was possible.... would you an hybrid or create one?
Anonymous No.5002473 [Report]
>>5001976
Maybe…
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>>4931469
they're smart and i like it when they do smart or human things
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Anonymous No.5004486 [Report]
Does anyone have the webm of that smiling gorilla?
Anonymous No.5004753 [Report]
>>4999639
To be buck broken
Anonymous No.5005054 [Report]
>>4931498
Retarded, way more animals rape, do a simple google search >>4931500
Anonymous No.5005065 [Report]
>>4938203
It’s almost always not 3. Because evolution never cared for female pleasure or even opinion in case of sex, Becuase if that was the case, 1- they would experience orgasm just as fast males 2- they wouldn’t get wet during rape
Evolution is just heartless like that
Anonymous No.5006645 [Report]
What does ape fur feel like?
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>>4984475
Because reaction funni. This is extremely typical sibling behavior in humans.
Anonymous No.5008274 [Report]
I'm pretty sure one of them stole my bike a few weeks ago
Anonymous No.5009023 [Report]
>>4973086
live.
Anonymous No.5009027 [Report]
>>4994252
oprhan of kos or bull from an ntr doujin
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>>4998616
Why?
Anonymous No.5009157 [Report] >>5009168
>>4994075
Wait, what monkey species is grooming that Gorilla?
Anonymous No.5009168 [Report]
>>5009157
Black crested mangabey