Does /an/ like penguins?

>>4974611 (OP)
Most people like penguins

>>4974612
Ever since I was a kid and I see a bunch of emperor penguins on a documentary or something I have this weird compulsive desire to want to be in the middle of that flock and see how many I could fight.
I don't know why, I'm not a violent person, I like animals, but something about fist fighting 100 penguins is something I can't get out of my head.

>>4974611 (OP)
We don't usually post about things we like because it's almost inevitable someone is going to come in the tread and post gore of it.

>>4976142
Penguins are fightless birds.

>>4974611 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haxy5PvCuk
They are masters of swimming, very sociable, also able to endure extreme conditions through teamwork in dark winters Antarctica. They are impressive animals

>>4974611 (OP)
This is an auk board. Those vile imitations are not welcome only real penguins are allowed.

>>4974611 (OP)
I'll stab everyone who doesnt like pinguins.

>>4974611 (OP)
>>4979844
Damn, what was his name again?

>>4974611 (OP)
>smartest penguin
>is turned the dumbest character
What did kemofure mean by this?

>>4981137
Grape-sama.

>>4979827
cant believe europeans had penguins and just killed them all
i curse those yakubian snow apes

>>4981221
>be African/Indian
>Kills Lions/Tigers

>>4981221
We still have some of their relatives. There's no actual penguins on earth now tho

>>4979844
Someone got the Blade Runner picture?

>>4981196
I miss him..

>>4981221
But muh pillow stuffing

>>4979844
Oh my heart

>>4981238
>What is the magic word?

>>4983394
Grape-kun had a gf but she left him for a younger male. Then he saw Hululu and fell in love. His heart was broken by 3DPD and he turned to the world of 2D. Now he is immortalized with her and spends his time in pingu heaven with his true love who will never leave his side.

>>4983665
Who knew a penguin could be so based

>>4979844
poor guy

>>4974611 (OP)
I miss Grape-kun like you wouldn't believe

>>4987960
Me too anonymous, me too.

>>4974611 (OP)
Yes.

penguins don't exist anymore, the real original penguins lived in the northern regions but went extinct thanks to humans, then when we finally managed to sail to the south pole regions for first time the sailors found these birds that kinda looked like the penguins they remember from the north and just called them penguins because fuck you and your stupid nomenclatures

>>4981137
>India.webm

>>4994640
cool story bro

Trump imposed tariffs on an island inhabited only by penguins. Pretty sure those tariffs are still in effect. Penguins will not see economic relief any time soon.

>>4995659
penguins are autarchic, tariffs are useless against them.

>>4981227
Anon... you know Europe used to have lions.

>>4995703
They were probably very few. Where there's wolves, felines dont thrive.

>>5000788
unf...

>>4976155
:)

>>4983396
keeothrammapancake

>casually the Most Kino animal on the planet
how do they do it?

>>5006962

>>4994640

>>4974611 (OP)
penguins are my favorite animal, they are so cute

>>5008701
imagine...

>>5011432
Penguin was the name for the auks before it was the name for the penguins a we know.

>>5012921
full of sharp edges and a rotten smell caused by abominable germs? the perfect place for your dick

>>4974611 (OP)
poor incel fella...

>>5012992
He's got his 2d waifu in heaven now

>>5008701

>>4974611 (OP)
Hell naw.. Penguins are fucking gross. They shit everywhere, even on other penguins.

>>5013245
>They shit everywhere
Isn't that pretty typical for birds?

>>4981238

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/degenerate-penguins-behavior-shocked-1910-polar-explorer/

>>4981227
>Be European
>kill all of Africa's bears