Thread 4974611

Does /an/ like penguins?

>>4974611 (OP)
Most people like penguins

>>4974612
Ever since I was a kid and I see a bunch of emperor penguins on a documentary or something I have this weird compulsive desire to want to be in the middle of that flock and see how many I could fight.
I don't know why, I'm not a violent person, I like animals, but something about fist fighting 100 penguins is something I can't get out of my head.

>>4974611 (OP)
We don't usually post about things we like because it's almost inevitable someone is going to come in the tread and post gore of it.

>>4976142
Penguins are fightless birds.

>>4974611 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haxy5PvCuk
They are masters of swimming, very sociable, also able to endure extreme conditions through teamwork in dark winters Antarctica. They are impressive animals

>>4974611 (OP)
This is an auk board. Those vile imitations are not welcome only real penguins are allowed.

>>4974611 (OP)
I'll stab everyone who doesnt like pinguins.

>>4974611 (OP)
>>4979844
Damn, what was his name again?

>>4974611 (OP)
>smartest penguin
>is turned the dumbest character
What did kemofure mean by this?

>>4981137
Grape-sama.

>>4979827
cant believe europeans had penguins and just killed them all
i curse those yakubian snow apes

>>4981221
>be African/Indian
>Kills Lions/Tigers

>>4981221
We still have some of their relatives. There's no actual penguins on earth now tho

>>4979844
Someone got the Blade Runner picture?

>>4981196
I miss him..

>>4981221
But muh pillow stuffing

>>4979844
Oh my heart

>>4981238
>What is the magic word?

>>4983394
Grape-kun had a gf but she left him for a younger male. Then he saw Hululu and fell in love. His heart was broken by 3DPD and he turned to the world of 2D. Now he is immortalized with her and spends his time in pingu heaven with his true love who will never leave his side.

>>4983665
Who knew a penguin could be so based

>>4979844
poor guy

>>4974611 (OP)
I miss Grape-kun like you wouldn't believe

>>4987960
Me too anonymous, me too.

>>4974611 (OP)
Yes.

penguins don't exist anymore, the real original penguins lived in the northern regions but went extinct thanks to humans, then when we finally managed to sail to the south pole regions for first time the sailors found these birds that kinda looked like the penguins they remember from the north and just called them penguins because fuck you and your stupid nomenclatures

>>4981137
>India.webm

>>4994640
cool story bro

Trump imposed tariffs on an island inhabited only by penguins. Pretty sure those tariffs are still in effect. Penguins will not see economic relief any time soon.

>>4995659
penguins are autarchic, tariffs are useless against them.

>>4981227
Anon... you know Europe used to have lions.

>>4995703
They were probably very few. Where there's wolves, felines dont thrive.

>>5000788
unf...

>>4976155
:)

>>4983396
keeothrammapancake

>casually the Most Kino animal on the planet
how do they do it?

>>4974611 (OP)
penguins are my favorite animal, they are so cute

>>5008701
imagine...

>>5011432
Penguin was the name for the auks before it was the name for the penguins a we know.

>>5012921
full of sharp edges and a rotten smell caused by abominable germs? the perfect place for your dick

>>4974611 (OP)
poor incel fella...

>>5012992
He's got his 2d waifu in heaven now

>>4974611 (OP)
Hell naw.. Penguins are fucking gross. They shit everywhere, even on other penguins.

>>5013245
>They shit everywhere
Isn't that pretty typical for birds?

>>4981227
>Be European
>kill all of Africa's bears

>>4974611 (OP)
RIP

>>4974611 (OP)
No. They are grotesque

>>5023412
fuck you

>>4981023
https://youtu.be/vuBWbpTJRqk

>>5023412
but enough about you

>>4974611 (OP)
I'm a seal and I LOVE penguins if you know what I mean

>>4974611 (OP)
>>>/g/

Pete, post the giant petrel video.

>>4974611 (OP)
It makes me sad these penguins get bodied by everything that isn't a small fish. Poor guys.

>>5027393
The one pulling intestines out the penguin's ass?

>>5027393
Maybe time for a new Giant Petrel thread?

>>4974611 (OP)
reddit animal

>>5032467
All animals are reddit. This is a reddit board.

>>4983665
>>4983666
Cringe

>>5032467
>Everyone likes it so it's reddit!
Kill yourself

>>4974611 (OP)
what inspires the japanese mind to look at literally anything and then invariably imagine sexually assaulting little girls?

>>4981227
there are still lions and tigers in Africa and India
yuros exterminated all lions in Europe, and exterminated North-African elephants. bears and whatnot

>>5041763
>what inspires the japanese mind to look at literally anything and then invariably imagine sexually assaulting little girls?
Muhammad wasn't Japanese.
>there are still lions and tigers in Africa and India
https://wellbeingintl.org/living-with-lions/

>>5017808
>>Be European
>>kill all of Africa's bears

Atlas bear?
Morocco and Libya "European".

>>4974611 (OP)
'guines have spirit

Has anyone seen that penguin mockumentary narrated by Samuel L. Jackson? I remember renting it from Video Ezy back in the day but forget what it's called.

/an/ & /g/ frens

>>4974611 (OP)
Love ‘em. They’re my favorite animal…. I still would like to eat one.

>>4974611 (OP)

Penguin is shaytan the devil

>>4974611 (OP)

Nobody cares about my homie the yellow eyed penguin

>>5051568
mmm fishy chicken yummy...

>>4974611 (OP)
would you have saved them or let nature deal with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co_hmLenD8

>>4997367
>>4974611 (OP)
rippybippy Grape-kun

adelie>>>>

>>4974611 (OP)
The masculine urge to scream 'literally me' whenever you see a picture of a penguin.

>>4974611 (OP)
They look cool but have nothing really interesting going for them.

Honestly Krill are far more fascinating in terms of what they are capable of. Seriously. Look into Krill. They are actually insane little sea kibble and most of the time they cant even be caught due to how fast and reactive they are. They shoot away at bullet speeds and can shed their entire bodies instantly leaving behind fake krill, they also detect anything from miles and miles away and work so coordinated with one another its crazy.

>>4976142
on land you could propably take out as many as you want until you run out of stamina. now try the same thing underwater, coward.

>>5047090
haven't, but i looked it up just now. Cheers. Gilbert did an audiobook of 50 shades of grey too.

>>4974611 (OP)
>>4979844
>Le sad reddit anime bird
This is so cringe

>>5060562
Walnut the tsundere bird is cooler, though unfortunately she's not a penguin

>>4974611 (OP)
a penguin is directly responsible for me getting married so yes

>>5064607
Care to elaborate?

>>5064951
penguin was swiming behind me when someone took a photo of me at a zoo
I used it as a dating app photo
wife saw it and matched solely because penguins were her favorite and she thought I looked cute with the penguin

>>5065141
Penguin wingman, nice

>>5065141
>dating app wife

>>5060562
>This is so cringe