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Anonymous No.4979332 >>4979461 >>4979467 >>4980729 >>4990485 >>4991352 >>4999483 >>5000468 >>5004033
/zoi/ - borzoi general
>Borzoi general dies for a few weeks
>4chan dies
This is not a coincidence
Anonymous No.4979391 >>4979830
Shhh, he's deflating
Anonymous No.4979461
>>4979332 (OP)
>SHUT IT DOWN
Anonymous No.4979467
>>4979332 (OP)
Their longfaces are whats keeping this site working.
All hail the borzois
Anonymous No.4979804 >>4980235 >>4980275 >>4980914
>lifespan 7-10 years
total breeder death
Anonymous No.4979828
Anonymous No.4979830
>>4979391
FLAT
Anonymous No.4979831 >>4980510 >>4989060 >>5005260
where 100% black
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Anonymous No.4979857 >>5001268
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Anonymous No.4979862 >>4979896 >>4980211 >>4980712
anonymus No.4979864
hello, yhst is strange
anonymus No.4979866
sorry heh in reality your dog is so much cute
Anonymous No.4979872
Hello
Hello
Anonymous No.4979896
>>4979862
prisoner transport
Anonymous No.4979898
Elite dog for elite social group.
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Anonymous No.4980211 >>4980226
>>4979862
on their way to the slammer
Anonymous No.4980226 >>5000042
>>4980211
STRETCHED AND PULLED EXOTIC SNAKELINE BORZOIS
Anonymous No.4980235 >>4980275
>>4979804
gotta sacrifice health and lifespan to achieve a specific look/shape, especially in this extreme case
Anonymous No.4980275
>>4979804
>>4980235
Borzers are still surprisingly healthy and 11 or 12 is more realistic.
The absolute design breeder madness would be the tall irish wolfhounds that can top out at 3 if you're especially unlucky which is what-the-fuck-are-you-doing tier
Anonymous No.4980334 >>4980449
>4chan life
>zoi time
total zog victory
Anonymous No.4980449
>>4980334
I like the drawn version of this
Anonymous No.4980510 >>5005260
>>4979831
>me too
Anonymous No.4980712 >>4980805
>>4979862
i like how zoi larvae are almost like normal dogs before they get STRETCHED and PULLED
Anonymous No.4980729
>>4979332 (OP)
these fucking dogs look so french in my opinion
Anonymous No.4980805 >>4980812 >>4980994 >>4999620
>>4980712
Anonymous No.4980812
>>4980805
that always makes me laugh
I hope someone informed that artist about borzois.
Anonymous No.4980862 >>4980912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsIAGFH5z64
Anonymous No.4980912
>>4980862
that fag wails like a police siren
Anonymous No.4980914
>>4979804
Blame the Russians for breeding a docile dog for royalty.
Anonymous No.4980994
>>4980805
can't believe lil bro aspire to be an analog horror monster
Anonymous No.4981045 >>5000097
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Anonymous No.4981205 >>4982573
>>4981124
pancake dogs
Anonymous No.4981509 >>4982511
I wish borzois were real...
Anonymous No.4982122 >>4982174
Is it true they have crocodile maws and can bite a pitbull in half?
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Anonymous No.4982174 >>4982502
>>4982122
Yes. Borzoi have the stronhesr bite force in the animal kingdom
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Anonymous No.4982502
>>4982174
Common misconception. They actually have the longest bite force in the animal kingdom.
Anonymous No.4982511
>>4981509
your in luck
Anonymous No.4982573 >>4982598 >>4982626
>>4981205
If I saw this at night as a non-dog owner, I'd literally run away screaming in terror. Probably would need a change of pants too.
Anonymous No.4982598
>>4982573
zois are fast, you cant hide
Anonymous No.4982626
>>4982573
Wolf paws typed this post.
Anonymous No.4982928
>I drive.
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Anonymous No.4983610 >>4989080 >>4996053 >>4996369
What the FUCK is her problem?
Anonymous No.4983831
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Anonymous No.4984227
>>4983868
Anonymous No.4984228 >>4984320
Anonymous No.4984320 >>4984321
>>4984228
Anonymous No.4984321
>>4984320
I like how he also cared to simulate the little bump on the head
Anonymous No.4984322
Like extra long and fluffy greyhounds.
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Anonymous No.4985084 >>4985144
I like big snoots and I cannot lie.
Anonymous No.4985144
>>4985084
he looks hungry
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Anonymous No.4985233 >>4985261 >>4985314
Anonymous No.4985235 >>4985342
Its all one guy
Anonymous No.4985261 >>4989095
>>4985233
>white woman
>big dogs
Name a more iconic duo. Hard mode: [spoiler]no horses[/spoiler].
Anonymous No.4985314
>>4985233
Anonymous No.4985315
>Name a more iconic duo.
white men and big dogs
Anonymous No.4985342
>>4985235
Thank God for him
Anonymous No.4985564
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746933275036390.mp4
Anonymous No.4985659 >>4991393
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Anonymous No.4986380
posting this virtual 'zoi
Anonymous No.4989060 >>4996179
>>4979831
>Character not unlocked
Anonymous No.4989064 >>4989292 >>4990386
is it just an illusion or is the modern home base of borzers really japan? it's like 80% of content is coming from there.
Anonymous No.4989080
>>4983610
Literally Only Child Syndrome.
That and living in Milwaukee.
Anonymous No.4989095
>>4985261
That woman is east asian
Anonymous No.4989292
>>4989064
It might just be a couple of people posting a disproportionately large amount of photos
Anonymous No.4990386 >>4995220
I was neighbors with a really old lady for a short time, in her 60s or 70s. She had a borzoi. The dog was so calm I didn't know how to react and made it kinda nervous. Really interesting breed. She didn't like Communists.
>>4989064
Japanese animals in general are more sociable due to their culture. This leads to more internet clips. Shiba Inu, Deer, cats, etc.
Anonymous No.4990485 >>4990739
>>4979332 (OP)
stupid long dog
Anonymous No.4990739
>>4990485
Hey take that back or Borzoi is going to look at you very sadly because she did nothing wrong.
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Anonymous No.4991352 >>4991988 >>4994304
>>4979332 (OP)
These dogs have a skinwalker like structure to them that's just so unsettling. But they're also cute at the same time.
Anonymous No.4991380 >>4991381 >>4991394
>mix regular golden retriever from the neighbor with a greyhound from the streets
>receive borzoi
it's that easy
Anonymous No.4991381
>>4991380
By FAR not long and stretched enough
Anonymous No.4991393
>>4985659
T-that's me!
Anonymous No.4991394
>>4991380
He doesn't know any borzoi curses.
Anonymous No.4991988
>>4991352
>These dogs have a skinwalker like structure to them that's just so unsettling
I suppose they are one for wolves.
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Anonymous No.4992600 >>4993202 >>4993770 >>4994581
Anonymous No.4993202 >>4993777
>>4992600
They are only big when unfolded
Anonymous No.4993770
>>4992600
I love these daugs
Anonymous No.4993777 >>4993783
>>4993202
Why does he vibrate
Anonymous No.4993783 >>4993784
>>4993777
Don't you know? When you compress something big, its particles start vibrating more and heat up. Look how small the zoi is! He's practically holding a bomb!
Anonymous No.4993784
>>4993783
A healthy zoi lying on its side is very dangerous, and can explode into a deadly cloud of shrapnel whenever it chooses.
Anonymous No.4993871
borzois are the elves of the dog world
Anonymous No.4994099
hey, its the sabbath bloody sabbath dog!
Anonymous No.4994304
>>4991352
I think its the uncanney valley, they look just slightly different from what you expect dogs to look lime
Anonymous No.4994500
They look like mythical creatures, too beautiful to be real. I love them.
Anonymous No.4994581
>>4992600
The weak should be loved by the strong
Anonymous No.4994591 >>4994593 >>4994690 >>4994949
Anonymous No.4994593
>>4994591
woah
Anonymous No.4994690
>>4994591
This is genuinely one of the most beautiful and happy photos I have ever seen.
Anonymous No.4994949
>>4994591
I love how exaggerated the snoot droop appears in this picture. It's a very elegant feature.
Anonymous No.4994980 >>4995034 >>4995042 >>4995289
How the fuck are these dogs bred to specifically kill shitbulls? Pits are wide stocky and muscular and borzois are thin long and frail looking. Their long muzzles looks like it would be really impractical to use in a fight with them. Like if they were to try and latch onto a pit and then pit is whipping around shaking him off the long borzoi muzzle would just easily fracture and snap in too. On paper none of this makes any sense and should not work or be viable in the slightest. And yet they specifically are bred and look the way the do to counter them.
Anonymous No.4995002 >>4995015 >>4995268
Anonymous No.4995015
>>4995002
>Can I get uuhhhh...
Anonymous No.4995034
>>4994980
Pitbulls are weak. Huskies have a stronger bite. The pitbulls advantage is psychotic behavior. Borzois counter by looking like they are not of this earth.
>pit bite: 200psi
>husky bite: 300psi
>borzoi bite: 400psi
Anonymous No.4995042
>>4994980
they're not, that story that keeps getting circulated is very clearly fake lol. they're not even bred to kill wolves, they were bred to chase and 'trap' wolves, so a human with a gun could actually finish the job. in a 1v1 a pitbull would maul a borzoi as easily as it does a stray toddler
Anonymous No.4995220 >>4995292 >>4996174
>>4990386
>she didn't like Communists
Not surprising
Anonymous No.4995268
>>4995002
>did you file your taxes?
>yes it went verily
Anonymous No.4995289
>>4994980
Pits are medium dogs, any healthy big dog is gonna BFTO a dog half its weight.
Anonymous No.4995292
>>4995220
>killed on mass
This has a very different meaning to en masse
Anonymous No.4995627 >>4995684 >>4996053
The rat
Anonymous No.4995684
>>4995627
The "Mom, there was a pipebomb in the mailbox" face
Anonymous No.4995894 >>4996155 >>5003458
Anonymous No.4996053
>>4983610
>>4995627

Get off 4chan cleo
Anonymous No.4996155 >>4996170
>>4995894
I hate it when my dog does that. Yes, I know you're being cute for attention but we just got done playing outsiiiiiiiide
Anonymous No.4996170
>>4996155
You must rub the snoot, naow
Anonymous No.4996174
>>4995220
shihtzus were almost wiped out by communism too, jewish communism really hates dogs
Anonymous No.4996179
>>4989060
pffpfpfpffp kek
Anonymous No.4996369 >>4998669
>>4983610
Anonymous No.4996876
Are borzois mostly a euro dog? I work at a high end dog boarding facility, we get tons of expensive high end breeds, but I've never seen a borzoi in person
Anonymous No.4997583 >>4999101
Anonymous No.4998669
>>4996369
Id pay money for that side eye.
Anonymous No.4998694 >>4998715 >>4999433
*is the better longboi in your path*
Anonymous No.4998715 >>4998747
>>4998694
cute ears
Anonymous No.4998747 >>4998802
>>4998715
amazing photo
Anonymous No.4998791
this thread is giving my body dysmorphia. i should've been born a borzoi.
Anonymous No.4998798
So, what are these like as a pet?
I'm leaning towards getting one someday when I get my shit together
Anonymous No.4998802 >>4998805
>>4998747
thx, here have another zoi
Anonymous No.4998805 >>4998812 >>4999165
>>4998802
>t-shirt pillows
wat
Anonymous No.4998812
>>4998805
i never notices that
Anonymous No.4999101 >>4999496
>>4997583
Why is there a piece of cheese on their back?!
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Anonymous No.4999165
>>4998805
life hack
Anonymous No.4999433 >>4999466
>>4998694
Silkies GET OUT
Anonymous No.4999436 >>4999482
https://youtu.be/ttOMR0uE42g?
Anonymous No.4999466
>>4999433
NO
Anonymous No.4999482
>>4999436
the
Anonymous No.4999483
>>4979332 (OP)
Anonymous No.4999496 >>5000454
>>4999101
He's a cheese delivery dog
Anonymous No.4999503 >>5004043
Anonymous No.4999620
>>4980805
That fricken nerd sure got BTFO by nature LMAO
Anonymous No.5000042
>>4980226
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Anonymous No.5000092
>>5000063
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE (GARLIC) BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.5000097 >>5000100
>>4981045
what in the world is on that plate?
Anonymous No.5000100
>>5000097
Looks like mandarin orange slices in jello
Anonymous No.5000105
'Zoibros, what's your take on the breed? I'm interested in them for my next dog. What's the pros, what's the cons?

For example, my GSD:
>Pros
Never leaves me, can let her off the lead without worry innawoods
Always follows my lead, just a nod or click of the tongue gets her attention
Incredibly clever, and lives to please
>Cons
Can't turn off the guardian instinct, it's like living with a Secret Service agent that can't take a day off
Can't even go to the grocery store without her panicking and anxiety-barking
Will never entertain herself, every step she takes is a step I have to take
Anonymous No.5000440 >>5002177
Anonymous No.5000454
>>4999496
worm on a string
Anonymous No.5000468
>>4979332 (OP)
these dogs are aryan and faustian and from agartha or something to that affect
Anonymous No.5001182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doHkP_bzOks
Anonymous No.5001268
>>4979857
I am looking at two dogs destroyed by breeders.
Anonymous No.5001357 >>5001535
Anonymous No.5001535
>>5001357
Black borzers always look like fading metal music bass guitarist has-beens
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Anonymous No.5002173
>>5000063
>is it really worth it...?
Anonymous No.5002177
>>5000440
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Anonymous No.5003458
>>4995894
>DUDE
Anonymous No.5004033
>>4979332 (OP)
why the long face?
Anonymous No.5004043
>>4999503
Incredibly schnozzy
Anonymous No.5005260 >>5005295 >>5006839
>>4979831
>>4980510
Maybe you should try getting a job.
Anonymous No.5005295 >>5005494
>>5005260
okay, where?
Anonymous No.5005494 >>5005937
>>5005295
Majestic 12.
Anonymous No.5005937 >>5005960
>>5005494
Maybe you should join majestic 12..in a body bag
Anonymous No.5005960 >>5006001
>>5005937
>DINGDONG
>you find this at your door
What now?
Anonymous No.5006001
>>5005960
adoption
Anonymous No.5006839
>>5005260
>mirror mirror on the wall, who has the longest snout of them all