>Borzoi general dies for a few weeks
>4chan dies
This is not a coincidence

Shhh, he's deflating

>>4979332 (OP)
>SHUT IT DOWN

>>4979332 (OP)
Their longfaces are whats keeping this site working.
All hail the borzois

>lifespan 7-10 years
total breeder death

>>4979391
FLAT

where 100% black

hello, yhst is strange

sorry heh in reality your dog is so much cute

Hello
Hello

>>4979862
prisoner transport

Elite dog for elite social group.

>>4979862
on their way to the slammer

>>4980211
STRETCHED AND PULLED EXOTIC SNAKELINE BORZOIS

>>4979804
gotta sacrifice health and lifespan to achieve a specific look/shape, especially in this extreme case

>>4979804
>>4980235
Borzers are still surprisingly healthy and 11 or 12 is more realistic.
The absolute design breeder madness would be the tall irish wolfhounds that can top out at 3 if you're especially unlucky which is what-the-fuck-are-you-doing tier

>4chan life
>zoi time
total zog victory

>>4980334
I like the drawn version of this

>>4979831
>me too

>>4979862
i like how zoi larvae are almost like normal dogs before they get STRETCHED and PULLED

>>4979332 (OP)
these fucking dogs look so french in my opinion

>>4980712

>>4980805
that always makes me laugh
I hope someone informed that artist about borzois.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsIAGFH5z64

>>4980862
that fag wails like a police siren

>>4979804
Blame the Russians for breeding a docile dog for royalty.

>>4980805
can't believe lil bro aspire to be an analog horror monster

>>4981124
pancake dogs

I wish borzois were real...

Is it true they have crocodile maws and can bite a pitbull in half?

>>4982122
Yes. Borzoi have the stronhesr bite force in the animal kingdom

>>4982174
Common misconception. They actually have the longest bite force in the animal kingdom.

>>4981509
your in luck

>>4981205
If I saw this at night as a non-dog owner, I'd literally run away screaming in terror. Probably would need a change of pants too.

>>4982573
zois are fast, you cant hide

>>4982573
Wolf paws typed this post.

>I drive.

What the FUCK is her problem?

>>4983868

>>4984228

>>4984320
I like how he also cared to simulate the little bump on the head

Like extra long and fluffy greyhounds.

I like big snoots and I cannot lie.

>>4985084
he looks hungry

Its all one guy

>>4985233
>white woman
>big dogs
Name a more iconic duo. Hard mode: [spoiler]no horses[/spoiler].

>>4985233

>Name a more iconic duo.
white men and big dogs

>>4985235
Thank God for him

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746933275036390.mp4

posting this virtual 'zoi

>>4979831
>Character not unlocked

is it just an illusion or is the modern home base of borzers really japan? it's like 80% of content is coming from there.

>>4983610
Literally Only Child Syndrome.
That and living in Milwaukee.

>>4985261
That woman is east asian

>>4989064
It might just be a couple of people posting a disproportionately large amount of photos

I was neighbors with a really old lady for a short time, in her 60s or 70s. She had a borzoi. The dog was so calm I didn't know how to react and made it kinda nervous. Really interesting breed. She didn't like Communists.
>>4989064
Japanese animals in general are more sociable due to their culture. This leads to more internet clips. Shiba Inu, Deer, cats, etc.

>>4979332 (OP)
stupid long dog

>>4990485
Hey take that back or Borzoi is going to look at you very sadly because she did nothing wrong.

>>4979332 (OP)
These dogs have a skinwalker like structure to them that's just so unsettling. But they're also cute at the same time.

>mix regular golden retriever from the neighbor with a greyhound from the streets
>receive borzoi
it's that easy

>>4991380
By FAR not long and stretched enough

>>4985659
T-that's me!

>>4991380
He doesn't know any borzoi curses.

>>4991352
>These dogs have a skinwalker like structure to them that's just so unsettling
I suppose they are one for wolves.

>>4992600
They are only big when unfolded

>>4992600
I love these daugs

>>4993202
Why does he vibrate

>>4993777
Don't you know? When you compress something big, its particles start vibrating more and heat up. Look how small the zoi is! He's practically holding a bomb!

>>4993783
A healthy zoi lying on its side is very dangerous, and can explode into a deadly cloud of shrapnel whenever it chooses.

borzois are the elves of the dog world

hey, its the sabbath bloody sabbath dog!

>>4991352
I think its the uncanney valley, they look just slightly different from what you expect dogs to look lime

They look like mythical creatures, too beautiful to be real. I love them.

>>4992600
The weak should be loved by the strong

>>4994591
woah

>>4994591
This is genuinely one of the most beautiful and happy photos I have ever seen.

>>4994591
I love how exaggerated the snoot droop appears in this picture. It's a very elegant feature.

How the fuck are these dogs bred to specifically kill shitbulls? Pits are wide stocky and muscular and borzois are thin long and frail looking. Their long muzzles looks like it would be really impractical to use in a fight with them. Like if they were to try and latch onto a pit and then pit is whipping around shaking him off the long borzoi muzzle would just easily fracture and snap in too. On paper none of this makes any sense and should not work or be viable in the slightest. And yet they specifically are bred and look the way the do to counter them.

>>4995002
>Can I get uuhhhh...

>>4994980
Pitbulls are weak. Huskies have a stronger bite. The pitbulls advantage is psychotic behavior. Borzois counter by looking like they are not of this earth.
>pit bite: 200psi
>husky bite: 300psi
>borzoi bite: 400psi

>>4994980
they're not, that story that keeps getting circulated is very clearly fake lol. they're not even bred to kill wolves, they were bred to chase and 'trap' wolves, so a human with a gun could actually finish the job. in a 1v1 a pitbull would maul a borzoi as easily as it does a stray toddler

>>4990386
>she didn't like Communists
Not surprising

>>4995002
>did you file your taxes?
>yes it went verily

>>4994980
Pits are medium dogs, any healthy big dog is gonna BFTO a dog half its weight.

>>4995220
>killed on mass
This has a very different meaning to en masse

The rat

>>4995627
The "Mom, there was a pipebomb in the mailbox" face

>>4983610
>>4995627

Get off 4chan cleo

>>4995894
I hate it when my dog does that. Yes, I know you're being cute for attention but we just got done playing outsiiiiiiiide

>>4996155
You must rub the snoot, naow

>>4995220
shihtzus were almost wiped out by communism too, jewish communism really hates dogs

>>4989060
pffpfpfpffp kek

>>4983610

Are borzois mostly a euro dog? I work at a high end dog boarding facility, we get tons of expensive high end breeds, but I've never seen a borzoi in person

>>4996369
Id pay money for that side eye.

*is the better longboi in your path*

>>4998694
cute ears

>>4998715
amazing photo

this thread is giving my body dysmorphia. i should've been born a borzoi.

So, what are these like as a pet?
I'm leaning towards getting one someday when I get my shit together

>>4998747
thx, here have another zoi

>>4998802
>t-shirt pillows
wat

>>4998805
i never notices that

>>4997583
Why is there a piece of cheese on their back?!

>>4998805
life hack

>>4998694
Silkies GET OUT

https://youtu.be/ttOMR0uE42g?

>>4999433
NO

>>4999436
the

>>4979332 (OP)

>>4999101
He's a cheese delivery dog

>>4980805
That fricken nerd sure got BTFO by nature LMAO

>>4980226

>>5000063
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE (GARLIC) BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4981045
what in the world is on that plate?

>>5000097
Looks like mandarin orange slices in jello

'Zoibros, what's your take on the breed? I'm interested in them for my next dog. What's the pros, what's the cons?

For example, my GSD:
>Pros
Never leaves me, can let her off the lead without worry innawoods
Always follows my lead, just a nod or click of the tongue gets her attention
Incredibly clever, and lives to please
>Cons
Can't turn off the guardian instinct, it's like living with a Secret Service agent that can't take a day off
Can't even go to the grocery store without her panicking and anxiety-barking
Will never entertain herself, every step she takes is a step I have to take

>>4999496
worm on a string

>>4979332 (OP)
these dogs are aryan and faustian and from agartha or something to that affect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doHkP_bzOks

>>4979857
I am looking at two dogs destroyed by breeders.

>>5001357
Black borzers always look like fading metal music bass guitarist has-beens

>>5000063
>is it really worth it...?

>>5000440
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>4995894
>DUDE

>>4979332 (OP)
why the long face?

>>4999503
Incredibly schnozzy

>>4979831
>>4980510
Maybe you should try getting a job.

>>5005260
okay, where?

>>5005295
Majestic 12.

>>5005494
Maybe you should join majestic 12..in a body bag

>>5005937
>DINGDONG
>you find this at your door
What now?

>>5005960
adoption

>>5005260
>mirror mirror on the wall, who has the longest snout of them all