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Anonymous No.4983457 >>4983980 >>4986056 >>4995772
Getta fuck outtamuh way
All shells about to break loose
Anonymous No.4983483
I HATE sulcata tortoise!
Anonymous No.4983554
I LOVE sulcara tprtpise!
Anonymous No.4983763
All bunnies to be deported to Africa
Anonymous No.4983777
I like them
Anonymous No.4983848
>Hi, I'm Joe.
Anonymous No.4983980
>>4983457 (OP)
Do not hold back. Unleash your fury!
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Anonymous No.4984006 >>4984237 >>4992377
Are they they only beaked reptiles still around?
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Anonymous No.4984193
>Badminton, anybody?
Anonymous No.4984237 >>4984245 >>4991009
>>4984006
Anonymous No.4984245 >>4984382
>>4984237
Those are clearly birds.
Anonymous No.4984366
Anonymous No.4984382
>>4984245
Correct
Anonymous No.4984981
Devour the indolent
Anonymous No.4986056
>>4983457 (OP)
You won't be raising shell in page 10 though. Back you go.
Anonymous No.4987170
Retreat, shell!
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Anonymous No.4990052 >>4990806
There is something inherently comical about giant tortoises.
Anonymous No.4990806 >>4990991 >>4990996
>>4990052

There is something inherently comical about your mom.
Anonymous No.4990991
>>4990806
fucking DESTROYED
Anonymous No.4990996
>>4990806
Oh, there will be shell to pay for what you’ve said!
Anonymous No.4991009
>>4984237
You know what he means you pedantic asshole
Anonymous No.4991010
Ah yes, my favorite animal: the humble tortoise
Anonymous No.4991024
I SAY WHAT I GOTTA SAY COME SHELL OR HIGH WATER
Anonymous No.4992031 >>4992077
hey
Anonymous No.4992077
>>4992031
sup
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Anonymous No.4992377
>>4984006
Crocodilians are the only archosaurs with teeth still around.
Anonymous No.4993296
Thats MY thing
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Anonymous No.4995772 >>4996848 >>5000399
>>4983457 (OP)
I had two ever since I was a kid. Now as of 2 years ago I only have 1, and it's all my fault. Basically what happened was that I left them in their pen during a week of back to back storms (they had survived individual storms in the past, but that year was unusually wet due to atmospheric rivers), and one of them didn't make it back to the (admittedly poor) shelter in time. I've taken precautions since then, like building a proper shed with heating, and taking the surviving one inside the house if it's a really bad storm, but nothing will ever bring Speedy back (he's the larger one in pic related). He was exactly like the premise of the OP: a total troublemaker. IDK if his brother (Scooty) would ever forgive me.
IDK where else I can post this since it's still eating me. I still get insane anxiety when the weather forecast shows even the slightest chance of rain.
Anonymous No.4996848 >>5000399
>>4995772
Dang that sucks anon, but is a reasonable situation.

You can probably strap GPS dog collars to their shells IDK. I'd say glue but then when you have to remove it, it's going to hurt the turtle. Maybe silicone caulk it to their shell? It should probably hold good and also can be manually scraped off the shell with minimal harm.

I did some basic research and it seems like the fi 3 dog collar can last "up to 3 months" on 1 charge. It's also :OOO $19/mo which is pretty high, but you're always going to have a monthly fee with true GPS-cellular devices.
Anonymous No.4996850 >>5000399
Things like the apple airtag or android tile require urban environments and wifi connectivity + people with the app installed. At least the fi 3 has real cell service.

Anywhere rural without wifi and it 100% needs gps + cellular. Even then it's still not a guarantee. Cell signals can be blocked by rain and trees.
Anonymous No.4998442
Nigga turtle.
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Anonymous No.5000399
>>4995772
>>4996848
>>4996850
Just strap one of these on him.
Anonymous No.5000400 >>5000455
I’m Bill, and I’m Karolyn, and we’re the Slowskys.
Anonymous No.5000455
>>5000400

Why did the Polak stand on a toilet?

He wanted to be high on pot.
Anonymous No.5000558 >>5001714
just guys bein dudes
Anonymous No.5001714
>>5000558
cute