All shells about to break loose

I HATE sulcata tortoise!

I LOVE sulcara tprtpise!

All bunnies to be deported to Africa

I like them

>Hi, I'm Joe.

>>4983457 (OP)
Do not hold back. Unleash your fury!

Are they they only beaked reptiles still around?

>Badminton, anybody?

>>4984006

>>4984237
Those are clearly birds.

>>4984245
Correct

Devour the indolent

>>4983457 (OP)
You won't be raising shell in page 10 though. Back you go.

Retreat, shell!

There is something inherently comical about giant tortoises.

>>4990052

There is something inherently comical about your mom.

>>4990806
fucking DESTROYED

>>4990806
Oh, there will be shell to pay for what you’ve said!

>>4984237
You know what he means you pedantic asshole

Ah yes, my favorite animal: the humble tortoise

I SAY WHAT I GOTTA SAY COME SHELL OR HIGH WATER

hey

>>4992031
sup

>>4984006
Crocodilians are the only archosaurs with teeth still around.

Thats MY thing

>>4983457 (OP)
I had two ever since I was a kid. Now as of 2 years ago I only have 1, and it's all my fault. Basically what happened was that I left them in their pen during a week of back to back storms (they had survived individual storms in the past, but that year was unusually wet due to atmospheric rivers), and one of them didn't make it back to the (admittedly poor) shelter in time. I've taken precautions since then, like building a proper shed with heating, and taking the surviving one inside the house if it's a really bad storm, but nothing will ever bring Speedy back (he's the larger one in pic related). He was exactly like the premise of the OP: a total troublemaker. IDK if his brother (Scooty) would ever forgive me.
IDK where else I can post this since it's still eating me. I still get insane anxiety when the weather forecast shows even the slightest chance of rain.

>>4995772
Dang that sucks anon, but is a reasonable situation.

You can probably strap GPS dog collars to their shells IDK. I'd say glue but then when you have to remove it, it's going to hurt the turtle. Maybe silicone caulk it to their shell? It should probably hold good and also can be manually scraped off the shell with minimal harm.

I did some basic research and it seems like the fi 3 dog collar can last "up to 3 months" on 1 charge. It's also :OOO $19/mo which is pretty high, but you're always going to have a monthly fee with true GPS-cellular devices.

Things like the apple airtag or android tile require urban environments and wifi connectivity + people with the app installed. At least the fi 3 has real cell service.

Anywhere rural without wifi and it 100% needs gps + cellular. Even then it's still not a guarantee. Cell signals can be blocked by rain and trees.

Nigga turtle.

>>4995772
>>4996848
>>4996850
Just strap one of these on him.

I’m Bill, and I’m Karolyn, and we’re the Slowskys.

>>5000400

Why did the Polak stand on a toilet?

He wanted to be high on pot.

just guys bein dudes

>>5000558
cute