Fuck yeah

>>4991417 (OP)
They're biiiiig~

if i think about giraffes too hard i get spooked by the realization of just how alien they look. they're like horses but all wrong.

>>4991535
all giraffids look alien as fuck

>>4991417 (OP)
Their ear nerve goes all the way down their neck and back up
>>4991488
Woah

>>4991535
I think you mean horses are like giraffes but all wrong

>>4991488

>>4991488
Would

>>4991870
Would HOW?

>>4991417 (OP)
Imagine if they could thwop their necks around fast enough to generate lift and could fly like helicopters.

>>4992220
with a ladder

>>4991417 (OP)
he toll

>>4992235
Look closer, I see teats.

They're scary

>>4993003
Giraffe about to practice when she and I will meet in my bedroom someday~~

Crazy this is how they do it

>>4994337
My cousin used to do this as a summer job, he had a bad fall off the ladder one day. He aint been quite right since.

>>4994343
>he had a bad fall
Pfft. Sure thing. Thats the government reprograming at work. The actual truth is that he got too close to the nose and saw the truth inside.
Inb4 glowies ban me for spilling the beans.

>>4994355
delet this at once

Why are Giraffes so freaky?

>page 10
It's over.

>>4991417 (OP)

>>4993003
>>4996971
>got bricked from this
Fuck its actually over for me

>>4996971
why do they suck poles?

>>4997174
Kek
>>4991417 (OP)
I used to be obsessed with these big bastards as a kid, my grandma thought it was cute, and now her house is filled with giraffe-related art. Whenever I went to her house, I used to always go to the zoo with her to feed the giraffes.

What now little man?

>>4997418
My giantess giraffe wife

>>4994355
Did it swallow that lion? I read a story on a furry site about that once.

>>4997418
I read this in the TF2 heavy voice.

>>4994843
gimme carrot

>>4998502
>Gimme carrot but don't you try to fool me with zucchini

https://africageographic.com/stories/towering-intellect-how-scientists-discovered-that-giraffe-can-use-statistical-reasoning/

>>4999086
No way Giraffes are that smart

>>4999086
pretty sure dogs cats and even rats have done this, just not in a controlled laboratory. both my dog and my cat could do this with treats (but only my big dogs could consistently prefer a larger treat to a smaller one and act peeved over a treat being broken in half)

waste of grant money

>>5000389
Funny, my dog like her treats broken, maybe she thinks I'm actually giving her more.

>>5000397
your dog might be stupid. mine will tolerate it but act more stubborn if they only get a half treat and always picks bigger treats over smaller ones.

can your dog do the statistical reasoning test? use kibble and cheese.

>>4998502

>>4991417 (OP)
I have had a giraffe picture on the front door to my bedroom for over a decade now.

>>5001360
Post pic or you lie

>>5000368
Yes we are

The swiss army knife of the animal kingdom
>Grabs everything.
>Rasp being able to clean branches from leaves.
>Crusher / press strong enough against acacia thorns.
>Probably able to detect wind (like you lick your finger to know where the wind is blowing), so they don't go the wrong way eating acacia.
>Urine test to find out if the female is pregnant, in heat, too young, too old.
>Probably more.

>>4997182
Same reason I suck poles.

>>4991417 (OP)

>>4994843
Its head is so big wtf

Has anyone rode a giraffe?

>>5004029
GIRAFFE RIDAAAAAA!

>>4993003
>>4996971

>>4993003
>>4996971
>>5004260
Seriously, what purpose does this serve?

>>5005357
Sharpening their tongues?
>>5003413

>>5005817
What a cutie

>>4991535
All ungulates are horses but wrong

>>4994456

>>4999086
I don't think they're over-thinking it
They just see that one box looks more "carroty" than the other one, like it looks more like food
So that's the box they're interested in
They're not thinking in terms of sampling individual items

There are a lot of giraffe tongue pics online.

>>4996780
Don't give up.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uasf1vDUObY

explain this liberals

>>5010918
The big guy sticking his neck out for the little guy.

>>5011383
What'd they do to piss him off?

>>5011477
Asked him how the weather was.

>>4997174
>bricked

>>5011541
I guess he was under the weather.
Or rather, OVER.

>>5004029

>>4991561
>Their ear nerve goes all the way down their neck and back up
Proof for the theory of Unintelligent Design!

Too nutty.

>>5009174
What an eldritch and lovecraftian image

>>5009174
>red health bar with name appears at the bottom

>>5014524
>>5014526
Bad attempts to kill a giraffe.
And that one fucker like he was Goku with 10 tons of weight on arms and legs. Afaik the lions had to retreat cause it was too much waste of energy to put it down.

>>5014524
What can a giraffe actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its hooves, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly bite it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue chomping.

>>5010681
The neck slapping is really funny

>>5014526
KWAB

>>5015324
I know this is just the elephant copypasta retooled but I just want to point out giraffe legs are super flexible and it'd have no problem kicking to the side

>>4991870
Thanks, anon-sama!

>>5016236
Imagine putting her down for a broken leg

>>4993003
>>5004260
>>5005357
>>5005817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cribbing_(horse)

>>4993168
youre mentally ill

>>5016236
>Giraffe girl
>Neck isn't long
Get this trash outta here

Did you know that eighty-percent of giraffes are gay. I’m serious. They mount males more than females, and can be seen sucking metal poles at zoos. Some are known to sit on upright logs (apes do this too).

enter

>>5017407
Some people would say giraffes don't understand the concept of homosexuality. Some others would say everything that humans defined should be applied to animals because we're so top of the food chain, we're the chosen ones and because of le God.

I still want a gay giraffe bf in my bed.

>>5016415
Copium.

>>5017407
>look it up
>it’s true
Oh no

>>5017493
What are these things? horses or tapirs?

>>5020325
Read the file name stinky

>>5020711
I know that dopey, I'm asking what family they're in and don't say giraffe

>>5020781
Giraffe, stinky. Okapis belong to the Giraffidae family, of which they and giraffes are the only members.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi