Post animal webms/mp4s

>>5000248
poor effort

>>5000243 (OP)
>hey... you got any cheetos?

>>5000252

>>5000352

>>5000356

>>5000357

>>5000356
>>5000357

>>5000360

>>5000358

>i could totally fight a bear
>it's just like dark souls
>dodge and role, then hit the weak points

>>5000252
what an absolute weapon

>>5000365
he doesn't even have a truck to hit you with while you pommel him

>>5000365
>video of this fight has been around for years
>in proper landscape orientation
>some tiktok idiot had to make a VVS version
Grim.

You vvill enter the bear hole

>>5000645
I can bearly fit.

>>5000645
n-no, I can't...it's illegal here

braaaap

>>5000245
yjk

>>5000245

>>5000360
>>5000361
the bear fears the cat

>>5000743
the bear fears itself

>>5000817
Ah yes, the mating ritual of the crusty old bathroom rugs.

>>5000824
GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED

>>5000916
kek

>>5000754
>OH SHIT A BEAR QUICK MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIG

>>5000243 (OP)
>mfw the pet cheetah drank my fuckin' coke

>>5000244
you just fucking know.

>>5000249
It can climb trees? Wtf
What am I supposed to do if one of those comes after me?

>>5000252
>muh grizzly bears
pathetic

>>5001231
A black bear? You have to try and intimidate it or fight back.

>>5000754
>Dumbest parrot vs smartest bear

>>5000817
what were these things again? Always forget

>>5001474
Monkey slug caterpillar

>>5000721
Yeah, take a shit mid fight, pro strats

>>5001473
Why is this so gross

>>5000243 (OP)
Somebody brought his wife to this dinner and I'm all jealous about it.

>>5001475
thanks

why orcas don't attack humans?

>>5001505
You can't wife a cheetah

>>5001497
mirin the manfishcave

>>5001497
>>5001573
NTA but I have the eel pit video saved with the audio
>https://streamable.com/zjmxdw

>>5000651
HAW

>>5001497
>"I know a spot"
>take you to the manfishcave

>>5001497
the Eel Pit has come a long way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxaYg0buTFc

>>5000721
>Rock Lee taking off his training weights

>>5000249
ROFL why do they keep doing these things

>>5000365
Now post the black bear version

>>5001697
The Jew fears the indoor fish-farmer.

>>5001819
Bears have a strong sense of civic duty, since they are grateful for the dumpsters full of food humans keep leaving unattended.

Why are Americans so afraid of bears?

>>5002019
because they have the right to bear arms

>>5001819
it's the opposite of cats knocking things off shelves

>>5002461

These threads used to be popular, getting 300 replies in a couple of days. Now they can barely hit 30 webms in a week. What happened? Is /an/ dying?

>>5002482
Most of the old userbase probably still assume the site is down from the hack or found they didn't actually enjoy using this place as much as they thought after being forced away.

>>5001473
I should call her

>>5002460
The absolute look of hatred on that thing's face as it crushes those beans...

>>5002482
The quality of the board has decreased immensely. Console wars, bait threads and zoophilia rule the day. It's a sad state of affairs but demographic change is inevitable and the new demographic seems to be redditors and furries.

>>5001475
so why are caterpillars kissing each other, do they just mistake each other for food or just want to check out what they bumped into?

>>5000243 (OP)

>>5000248
>try to lock the bear in the car
What a dumb reflex

>>5000252
wife material

>>5002615
what the fuck is this boat and how do I get on it

>>5000252
goddamn those little dogs are stupid as fuck
props to the lady though, shoved that bear with no hesitation

>>5000358
>EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO HEAR ABOUT OIR LORD JESUS CHRIST

>>5000824
Sir this is a blue board

>>5002578
Bro, when and where I was a kid, fresh beans didn't exist in stores except for whole in the pod so if mum bought beans, the kids would have to stain their hands brown shucking them from their pods for an hour. I hated doing that shit.
Peas I didn't mind shucking because they didn't stain your hands but literally any bean can go fuck itself if bought fresh.
I live in America now and they don't even have fresh beans anywhere here and frozen ones are pretty much only lima beans and Eddy's Mommy.
Anyway, I understand the monkeys seething fucking hatred, even if the motherfucker isn't actually shucking them.

>>5002484
No, it's because of numerous changes the powers that be decided to implement. I can't upload pics anymore unless I leave incognito, which I rarely do, and I was the guy keeping the webm threads going /with new webms/ before that retarded fucking rule was implemented. Ragebait webm threads on /ck/ are still going strong mostly because I never posted to them to begin with but since I was carrying these threads all on my lonesome and more can't do so anymore, they've gone to shit.
In contrast, cover song threads on /mu/ are still going during because I don't need to be outside of incognito to post a YouTube link.
Y'know you sometimes can't even post from 5G anymore? That's a new one. If I'm out somewhere and bored, I'll check the board, see something I wanna reply to, wait the required two minutes then try to load the captcha… only to have to wait another two minutes… then another. By that time, I'm done shitting or I'm the next one to be seen at the DMV or whatever so I stop bothering.

>>5002615
kek based seal

>>5002614
That is one cool-ass cat.

>>5002729
You don't know what a seal is.

>>5002757
my bad I meant pelican

>>5001497
Used to love this guy's videos till he made the switch to yt shorts :(

>>5000247
i dont like the holes in its skin

>>5002798

>>5002644
Fly or swim on board. Don't touch the homo sapiens

>>5002817
bro WTF.. why?

>>5002482
The most likely explanation that many /an/ons were too retarded or too in touch with real life to come back here after the hack

>>5002819
>Don't touch the homo
Good advice

>>5002482
The same 50 webms, and now that mp4 is allowed, a bunch of shitty vertical tiktok videos.
My enthusiasm for all of 4chan has waned in the last few months, I've been putting more energy into constructive things, specifically my garden. :)

>>5002615
>takes a huge shit on the bench
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Based pelly.

>>5002482
4chan has been rotting for years

>>5001551
not with that attitude

>>5002644
One of the passengers is a Disney princess.

>>5002461
this is AI

>>5002482
I am a bottom feeder
I am a parasite
I don't have tikrok
I don't seek out new animal clips to convert
I just come here
silently I consume the animal vids you guys curate for me
never posting
never commenting
never contributing

yeah post more animals, video slaves
CHOP CHOP

>>5004125
look at how fat it is, animal abuse

>>5002628
>closing the door between yourself and danger is dumb reflex.

>>5004124
Anyone have the video where he blows the raccoon?

>>5001819
some other anon mentioned the video of a bear setting a fallen traffic cone straight up that bears often travel on familiar trails and if something is out of whack they will investigate.

>>5000357
>Oh shit, a bear! Run!
>Oh shit, a human! Run!
Kek. Love it

>>5000249
I kinda wish bears were a lot less territorial and aggressive, they would be fun to chill with. Obviously there are lots of videos of people (and russians) just chilling with bears but I wouldn't take the risk myself

>>5001473
Me when I really have to take a shit but need to hold it in

Just two cows fighting

>>5000365
I'd certainly feel safer in the woods with one of these than an average man

>>5002482
More and more bestiality in replies gets tiresome. Whole board is getting worse and worse every day.

>>5000356
I dont think ive ever seen a more effeminate run from a man
Holy fuck thats embarrassing.

>>5004632
You really need to get out more

>>5002482

an has been invaded by a bunch of pol schizos and animal schizos and has lost a lot of its charm

>>5004218
and if you look at the mirror video >>5000754 at some point the bear stops trying to attack its reflection and decides to knock down the mirror.
it's like they don't like things out of place

>>5004142
>bear stop in car
>drives away
You are a moran

>>5004618
sfw Indian rekt

very nice

>>5002717
män :c

>>5003366
what a humble carbon dioxide molecule

>>5004618
Damn, those cows were lucky.

And the cattle were pretty fortunate, too.

>>5004618
wouldn't this be considered a blessing in their culture?
>crushed
>by a cow

>>5002628
You get a free bear, what's wrong with it?

>>5002817
>boomers when their kids reach 18

>>5000243 (OP)
You can't tell me those big cat owning sheikhs don't fuck them occasionally.

>>5004618
Fuck do the cows have to fight over?

>>5004946
they got beef

>>5004618
Fucking third world shitholes

>>5004949
kek

>>5002829
The quesiton is why doesn't this happen more often. Fish sustain their populations by assuming a very tiny fraction of their fry will survive. All adult fish are basically lottery winners.

>>5005072
that's not a dog, i know a fucking goblin when i see one

>>5002482
The only worthwhile /an/ threads this past year have all been on /v/ and /tv/.

>>5005113
I hate faggot ducks

>>5005118
I would eat that ram after butchering it myself after the second strike.

>>5005123

>>5005089
what manner of cat is that?

>>5005089
Nah, they danced when the towers fell. I've seen the video.

>>5005119
>I tried to get into Curling, but it was a little deer.

>>5005131
hell yeah

>>5005113
i fucking love ducks

>>5005235
ty, duckfren

>>5005238
Animal fren videos are my favourite.

>>5005123

>>5000365
yeah, I'd win

>>5005123
So the straight ducks are okay, right?

>>5005114
rip and tear, until it is done

>>5005308

>>5005308
.

>>5005909
Based on the videos I've seen on these threads over the years I have come to the conclusion that bears have a tremendous sense of civic responsibility.

>>5006118
What, you thought Smokey was an outlier?

>>5004630
a black, a brown or a white one?

>>5005173
red panda (not exactly a panda)

>>5006161
>If it's black, fight back
>If it's brown, lie down
>If it's white, goodnight!

>>5005117
Isn't a cow drinking cow's milk essentially cannibalism?

>>5006189
breastfeeding is cannibalism

>>5006161
Brown and black men don't go innawoods.

>>5006118
there are plenty of examples, someone should make a compilation

>>5005131
>went back on the board to escape

>>5006189

>>5001473
'ick on 'eck

>>5004131
I've been to this animal clinic before and saw this dog. It has a thyroid problem that causes bloating but other than that, it was perfectly healthy.

>>5002461
>>5002469
>>5002471
anyone have the vid of a tiger falling into the water and then acting like 'haha I totally meant to do that, I LOVE water'

>>5006189

>>5005121
>filename
kek

>>5005909
I wonder why it did that.

>>5006627
just like me

>>5005120
BIG BOI in the back

>>5005909
They have few interesting quirks that's for sure

>>5006898
meant for >>5006118

>>5006118
It's a neccessity

>>5007082

>>5007082
some would say a bear necessity

>>5006898

>>5007253
Bobo keep moving, this is a bvll imageboard

>>5005114
To lizard owners, stop telling me about how they’re basically puppies and they’re cleber. They may as well be robots or insects and you’re ruining it for everyone

>>5003366
Like good waffles

>>5000645
Per square meter, quite a few bears

>>5007380
>stop telling me about how they’re basically puppies and they’re cleber
Lizards are basically puppies and they're cleber.
Lizards are basically puppies and they're cleber.
Lizards are basically puppies and they're cleber.

>>5007094
Yes, that was the joke, well done.

>>5007392
wtf resume the head scratches you monster

>>5007485
forget about your troubles and your strife

>>5007392
Every big lizard owner I've met basically describes them as retarded dogs.

>>5007579
and vegans make vegan food shaped like meat, it's neurosis

>>5007380
Lizards are basically puppies and they're cleber.

>>5007395
we have those where I'm from but 90% of the time when they do that they just land on their back again so they sneak into your house and just do it like 400 times while you're trying to sleep and only stop when you get close to them so you can't find them and put them back outside

>>5007583
and dogs are neurotic, so whats your point

>>5007809
skill issue

>>5007685
and when you do catch them they click and either slip out of your fingers or panic and do it rapidly until they break themselves in half

>>5007791
>I can't see a thing, I think I'll open this one!

>>5007813
idgi

>>5007897
Skill issue.

/r/ing some bunny rabbit webms

>>5002776
Watch his long form stuff then if you dont like yt shorts?
Pretty sure he started on YouTube anyway

>>5007944
God I hate these chinese videos so much

>>5007392
My argonian maid when I stop slapping her ass when she passes by.

>>5007897
You need to read more Greek philosophy, number one.

>>5007897
it's a featherless biped, bro

>>5007950
same, they all have a very offputting creepy vibe that only an NPC wouldn't notice

>>5007395
Shiny
>>5007685
Kek

>>5000243 (OP)
Poor cat smells the meat but the curry aura is too strong. Cats don't like overspiced stuff.

>>5007813
ummm your broad flat nails??????

>>5008426
>jaguar
ONÇA, gringo!

>>5008426
brutal mogging

>>5008426
I guess there's no such thing as dying of old age in the animal kingdom. The last sensation of any animal is getting chomped on

>>5005118
I love how he chases after it the second time.

>>5007877

>>5001497
>the chair
based

>>5007926
Why did he do it?

>>5007926

>>5008407
thats not curry, the red colour is from cumin.

>>5005113
I love fucking ducks
>>5007380
Monitor lizards act like cats
>>5006118
>the bear setting a street cone up
>the bear stealing a single bag of chips, and is careful to not knock the shelf over

>>5005121
70 year old buys a prostitute

>>5006174
The icon is clearly a fox and not a red panda

>>5000243 (OP)
Man I hate Arabs, so decadent and the biggest crybabies, poor cheetah is stuck in a small cage probably.

>>5008787
ironic

>>5008763
Does it feel good?

>>5008889
apparently so

>>5008731
Curry is a spice blend that generally includes cumin,which is more yellow than red. The red comes from tumeric.
>The primary spice that gives curry its characteristic flavor and color is turmeric. While many other spices like cumin, coriander, ginger, and various peppers are also commonly used, turmeric is the most significant for its vibrant yellow hue and earthy, musky flavor.

>>5000817
An epic battle. That guy got owned.

>>5008933
Turmeric is yellow, as stated in your quote

>>5008933
>>5009069
both wrong, turmeric is orange

>>5009175
it's often adulterated for a more vibrant color, even sometimes with lead

>>5009247
Can't adulterate a root. Just use the root.
>>5009175
When it's dry, it turns reddish, almost brown, but when you powder it, it looks yellow.
t. has peeled, dried and powdered turmeric

>>5006174
>>5008753

>>5007926
the fool

>>5009421

>>5009422
Doggo

Why are shitbulls like this?

>>5009433

>>5006898
that's not the wild you stupid twat. he is staring off at nothing because he's trapped in a little pen with nothing to do all day except wait for his next feeding

>>5008436
jaguar is also a spanish and portuguese word you stupid ape

>>5009449
All dogs are like this. My dog once tried to shag the old coat.
We would be like this too but we have hands.

>>5002717
Why the fuck do you feel the need to use incognito? Are you posting at work or something?

>>5000365
There's a pretty big difference between an 700-1,300 pound grizzly and an 100-130 pound black bear.

>>5006241
where do you think the natives live dumbass

>>5000247
they need to grab it and bring it to the surface really fast

>>5008889
probably feels like when you scratch your scalp

>>5009590
Because I phonepost, I have a kid and I don't want to accidentally leave this site open if I happen to hand him the phone for whatever reason (he rarely uses screens).
I haven't posted here using a computer in years.

>>5010036
Get kurobaex and put an app lock on it :)
I use my phone when im in bed so I use kurobaex and its pretty comfy.
https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental-beta
To get webms to work you need to put:
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0)
Into the custom user agent thing at the bottom of the the experimental section in settings. It dosent seem to matter what version of android you are using or anything it just fixes it for some reason beyond my understanding

>>5009449
Because they are dogs, as much as /an/ likes to pretend otherwise.

>>5009459
Where is this so I can cuddle with sea lion wife?

>>5007395
Turtles need to evolve this.

>>5010168
Lol

>>5010346
Tjen they'd be called jumptles and not turtles

>>5002482
There's this one jackass who makes the most obnoxious jokes possible. These threads are dead because of him.
Worst part is he thinks he's being funny and clever. >>5002755

>>5006189
No because cannibalism only counts towards the consumption of flesh

>>5010496
No.
>>5010697
I fucking live sea lions so fucking much. I hate seals. Death to seals. Hugs for sea lions.

>>5010698
>time for marathon: 18 minutes
this was staged

>>5010698
post the full video

>>5006652
Wouldn't you?

>>5005113
I am a fucking duck

>>5004631
This is precisely why I come here less and less.

>>5010911
Weird looking bird

>>5000243 (OP)
Cheeta be like "2spicy4me"

>>5009543
Would the cat actually benefit from this in any way if it kept up with it?

>>5010822
It's in duck's minutes.

>>5009459
That dude is seething instead of appreciating the moment.

>>5010944
It probably happened every day of his vacation

>>5010496
I've been noticed! Hooray! Now that you've given me attention I'm never going away!!

>>5010761

>>5010916
what was the point of that half assed swipe, just testing the waters? the bear didn't seem agressive or scared at all but maybe he would have attacked more if the guy had backed away?

>>5010965
I love this

>>5011033
it probably felt insulted, the man's body language was kind of rude

>>5010911
Bring it arouuuuund town

>>5011106
Washin the hogg

>>5010945
Likely. The sea lion's name is Wendy and not only is she a celebrity there but it's well-known that the specific chair that man chose to lounge in is "hers." Everyone working there knows this, as well as regular guests, so either they didn't tell the guy cuz he's a cunt or they did and he ignored them because, again, he's a cunt.
I want to give her sardines and belly rubs. >>5010965
Thank you, friend. Live this shit. Like I said the last time someone questioned my hated of seals and live of sea lions, sea lions are pack animals and love to play. Seals are solo creatures and hate all social interactions, be it with each other or with people. Sea lions love people.

>>5004946
One's black

>>5000625

>>5011619
>guess i'll die

>>5008436
vai se fuder mlk

>>5010911
What a level-headed guy!

>>5010944
He's an alcoholic most likely.

>>5011948

>>5001473
>I'm ready to settle down

>>5010698
supreme champion

>>5012253
kek

>>5012225
crocodilians can be some real cunts

>>5012360
tldr?

>>5000358
If that isn't what the threat of immediate death looks like, I don't know what does...

>>5012381
Croc methodically stalked dingo mother and her pups and ambushed them, killing first the mother and then coming back for the distressed pups. Then started watching the Anon and his bud in their fishing boat in the same way, so they bolted out of there.

>>5005908
aw

>>5002712
>shucking them from their pods for an hour
my granma made me do this every summer, that and dig her potatoes out. Hated it even as 6yo.

>>5002717
>I was the guy keeping the webm threads going /with new webms/
thanks for that, I come to /an/ almost exclusively for the webms. I always wondered how this thread always got fresh stuff when other places like /ck/ mostly recycle meme webms.

>>5002717
where do you find the content? Most of the stuff I see here I haven't seen anywhere else.

>>5013034
>>5013035
Answered y'all here: >>5013890