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ITT: we design new dog breeds

I designed a dog to protect beehives from honey thieves and wild beasts
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>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5001732 [Report] >>5001734 >>5003029
>>5001711 (OP)
make a woolly dog with the woolly mammoth genetics
>dogs can already be woolly
make them woolly-er
Anonymous No.5001734 [Report] >>5003029
>>5001732
I like the idea of this dog
Anonymous No.5001736 [Report] >>5001745 >>5001757 >>5003005 >>5003048 >>5037417 >>5048184 >>5048555
>>5001711 (OP)
What kind of dog breed would a zoophile make?
Anonymous No.5001737 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
This is a fun thread and your drawing is wonderful. Your bee guardian dog would need to be able to fend off/ kill bears. Maybe 135+ would be a better weight.
Anonymous No.5001745 [Report]
>>5001736
>>4999667
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>>5001736
I like dobermans
Anonymous No.5001761 [Report]
Oh cool, SCP threads are back
Anonymous No.5001799 [Report] >>5002203 >>5002926 >>5031280 >>5048173 >>5056617
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>>5001724
hah
Anonymous No.5001835 [Report]
>>5001724
Kek’d
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>>5001749
I like this one
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>>5001748
This is a mouse with friend written on it
Anonymous No.5002203 [Report]
>>5001799
>convenient lifespan
lmao
Anonymous No.5002221 [Report]
>>5001724
Ah yes, the nigger dog
>he loves to smile at his owner and everyone he encounters
>doesn't look as evil when you put a flower crown on his head
>he has never bitten anyone before, beside me, my kids, and everyone he ever met
>only a couple of isolated incidents every week
>it's your fault you were bitten
>pointing out any fault in the dog is racism
Anonymous No.5002283 [Report] >>5002880
>>5001711 (OP)
why not make a dog that can withstand a beehive being grown around it
Anonymous No.5002880 [Report]
>>5002283
A dog where the bees could live in its fur and make honey would be cool
Anonymous No.5002925 [Report] >>5002978 >>5003058
>>5001711 (OP)
Is there a bee related reason its back legs are longer than its front legs?
Anonymous No.5002926 [Report]
>>5001799
i'll take this one.
Anonymous No.5002976 [Report]
>>5001750
Lost @ tongue storage compartment
Anonymous No.5002978 [Report]
>>5002925
that's just cus he's a lil weird guy
Anonymous No.5002983 [Report] >>5059014
Anonymous No.5003005 [Report] >>5003009 >>5003055 >>5003296 >>5022863 >>5022906 >>5036849 >>5057968
>>5001736
Doesn't zoopphile just mean lover of animals? It's not really sexual
Anonymous No.5003009 [Report] >>5003229
>>5003005
esl moment
Anonymous No.5003029 [Report]
>>5001732
>>5001734
wasn’t there a native american dog like that?
Anonymous No.5003048 [Report]
>>5001736
Anonymous No.5003055 [Report] >>5003229
>>5003005
Yes. There's also nothing wrong with letting people know you're one too. You might find other animal lover friends :D!
Anonymous No.5003058 [Report]
>>5002925
It's an artist error :(

The front and back legs would be roughly the same size
Anonymous No.5003132 [Report] >>5003134 >>5003253 >>5003259 >>5003279 >>5003439 >>5042634 >>5045699
fun thread concept
Anonymous No.5003134 [Report]
>>5003132
Based criminal dog
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>>5003055
Are you fucking kidding me? I had zoophile listed on my dating profile
Anonymous No.5003253 [Report]
>>5003132
nice
Anonymous No.5003259 [Report]
>>5003132
I'd get one
Anonymous No.5003279 [Report]
>>5003132
Why don't more dog breeds have speed stripes?
Anonymous No.5003288 [Report]
>>5003229
Anonymous No.5003296 [Report]
>>5003005
>>5003229
holy shit
Anonymous No.5003400 [Report]
Anti gooning dog
I need help because I am trying to set a new record of 1 day for semen retention, halp
Anonymous No.5003439 [Report]
>>5003132
>you now remember McGruff the crime dog
Sadly, he was more concerned with preventing crime than committing it
Anonymous No.5003441 [Report]
>>5003229
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>>5003229
this is insanely funny please tell me it's true
Anonymous No.5003830 [Report] >>5003848
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>>5003830
At 186 cm (probably closer to 90 if you exclude the big spike and tail) it's going to be pretty hard to pick it up when it's docile.
Anonymous No.5003853 [Report] >>5007124 >>5015746 >>5031748
Anonymous No.5006503 [Report] >>5015796
what could this one be good for anons where do we put him
Anonymous No.5006535 [Report]
>>5003229
Anonymous No.5006851 [Report] >>5006982 >>5036850 >>5038538
mine ended up like a mary sue :\
Anonymous No.5006935 [Report] >>5012080 >>5014934 >>5036859 >>5040322 >>5041687 >>5061135
Anonymous No.5006982 [Report] >>5009124
>>5006851
I don't see any reason why we can't milk dogs now
Anonymous No.5007092 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5007124 [Report]
>>5001749
>>5003853
these are the funniest because they're so retarded yet seem plausible.
Anonymous No.5007163 [Report] >>5007165
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>>5007163
>Enjoys biting
keked
Anonymous No.5008613 [Report] >>5009083
Anonymous No.5009021 [Report] >>5009063 >>5030027
I was inspired by the conversation about a dog that acts as a beehive
Anonymous No.5009063 [Report] >>5009106
>>5009021
Does it shit bees?
Anonymous No.5009083 [Report] >>5009099
>>5008613
Anonymous No.5009099 [Report] >>5009297
>>5009083
what's stopping us from making our own seals/sea lions by selectively breeding dogs to be waterproofed and good at swimming?
Anonymous No.5009106 [Report]
>>5009063
sometimes
farts work like a beekeeper's smoke
Anonymous No.5009124 [Report]
>>5006982
Dog milk ain't tasty
Or so I've been told...
Anonymous No.5009297 [Report]
>>5009099
I feel like Newfoundland dogs are about halfway there. With a dedicated breeding program we could turn them into super seals.
Anonymous No.5010268 [Report] >>5010324
Anonymous No.5010324 [Report] >>5064458
>>5010268
>no legs
>clearly has legs
wtf did anon mean by this
Anonymous No.5011939 [Report] >>5011941 >>5011985 >>5048549
>>5001711 (OP)
>Beekeeping dog looks like a bee
Do you think Border Collies look like sheep?
Anonymous No.5011941 [Report]
>>5011939
It's a guard dog, not a herding dog. While sheep dogs are supposed to instill some fear in sheep and control their movement bees would stay in their hive, fly away or sting.
Anonymous No.5011985 [Report]
>>5011939
If you think you can design a better bee dog, let's see it
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>>5006935
ULLA
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>>5003229
Fucking hell i knew going on /an/ today would be a good idea
Anonymous No.5012263 [Report] >>5013032
>>5001711 (OP)
How would it be able to make a buzzing sound?
Anonymous No.5013023 [Report]
>>5001724
danker beef???
I cant find the bideo wtf !!
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>>5001724
I want to let you know that I laughed really hard at this.
Anonymous No.5013032 [Report]
>>5012263
I assume it'd make it the same way cats pur
Anonymous No.5014934 [Report] >>5061135
>>5006935
>hunting wolves is never over
Anonymous No.5015746 [Report]
>>5003853
lmao
Anonymous No.5015796 [Report] >>5031749
>>5006503
How do you play fetch with this thing?
AT4 ball launcher?!
Anonymous No.5017144 [Report] >>5017451
Anonymous No.5017451 [Report] >>5017492
>>5017144
Based. We need more dogs with prehensile tails.
Anonymous No.5017492 [Report]
>>5017451
White woman spotted.
Anonymous No.5017732 [Report] >>5017775 >>5042435 >>5042638 >>5051073 >>5051079
Anonymous No.5017775 [Report] >>5017787 >>5017982 >>5058898
>>5017732
>explodes on death
You now remember the most infamous post in /an/ history
Anonymous No.5017782 [Report]
What a beautiful set of digits: >>5017777 lol
Anonymous No.5017787 [Report]
>>5017775
>bomberanians
Anonymous No.5017982 [Report]
>>5017775
I love how happy the lil exploding pom looks.
Anonymous No.5018934 [Report] >>5019452 >>5058918
New dog breed just dropped
Anonymous No.5019452 [Report] >>5019493
>>5018934
one thing that kept me waking up at night after getting a dog was the claws clicking against hard floor so maybe take that into consideration for further breeding.
Anonymous No.5019493 [Report]
>>5019452
I assumed the extra large foot pads would prevent claw noises
Anonymous No.5020875 [Report] >>5020876 >>5029979 >>5031158
>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5020876 [Report]
>>5020875
I'd pet it
Anonymous No.5022630 [Report]
It's a Pitbull+Tibetan Mastiff
Retard strength and will just ignore pain until the target is eliminated like a Pitbull.
Long think fur to protect it. the hair might even be able to gather pollen as the dog walks around the property, a size boost to give it more of a chance to intimidate a bear or out right handle anything smaller that would be interested in the hive. Also, since Tibetan Mastiffs are from an Asian nation, they are used to dealing with hives of insects.
Anonymous No.5022674 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
the tusked flying shark dog.
Anonymous No.5022863 [Report] >>5022872 >>5036866
>>5003005
Yes!
Anonymous No.5022872 [Report]
>>5022863
>Do dogs really get raped by humans?
>T.Wolf
Anonymous No.5022906 [Report] >>5037414
>>5003005
Yes it dies. It comes from greek. Zoos = animals and philia = liking/love, so zoophilia = love for animals. Same like a Francophile = someone who is fond of French culture or pedophile, pedos = children so someone who just thinks children are fun.
Anonymous No.5024341 [Report] >>5024373
I feel like this could be the next big game
Anonymous No.5024373 [Report] >>5024533
>>5024341
A dog breeding video game?
Anonymous No.5024533 [Report]
>>5024373
I was thinking a Pokémon style RPG
Anonymous No.5024777 [Report] >>5031242 >>5031775
>>5001724
Be careful. I once offered to rehome a rat and got banned for offering my snake tank. This board is serious business.
Anonymous No.5024780 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
Idk why but seeing shitty animal drawings reminds me of chris chan
Anonymous No.5026046 [Report]
>>5003229
Don't put me in the screencap
Anonymous No.5026280 [Report]
>>5003229
i love this stupid retarded website
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>>5003229
Bro....
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>>5003229
Oh anon
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>>5003229
Well done anon
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5026371 [Report]
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>>5020875
omg they hydrolic pressed this poor dog
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>>5009021
hehe
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>>5003229
Did you get any matches?
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>>5003229
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>>5001724
thank you for the laugh anon holy shit
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>>5020875
I will name him Pye Wacket
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>>5003229
Don't worry Anon, I'm sure you'll match with a lovely White woman with a big German Shepherd that you two can both love.
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>>5003229
Kek
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>>5024777
Based ratfag janny
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>>5003229
you are an exceptional individual
Anonymous No.5031748 [Report] >>5031852
>>5003853
this is a fucking sheep
Anonymous No.5031749 [Report]
>>5015796
so uh
there's this tag on ao3 called 'mechsploitation'...
Anonymous No.5031775 [Report] >>5034996
>>5024777
Excuse me? Did you just complain about 4chan’s moderation? Don’t you know that’s against THE RULES?
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>>5031748
That's a Darlington dustbuster
Anonymous No.5033468 [Report]
I need a dog that can groove
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>>5003229
Anonymous No.5034942 [Report] >>5034951 >>5034993 >>5036903 >>5042719 >>5042756 >>5050020 >>5067830
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>>5034942
Seems pretty useful. Does it bite a lot since it's constantly teething?
Anonymous No.5034993 [Report]
>>5034942
>toothfairy dog
The dog-ecosystem grows larger and more complex with each passing day.
Anonymous No.5034996 [Report] >>5037473
>>5031775
>The internet's butthole has totalitarian autocratic moderators
Kek
Anonymous No.5036816 [Report]
one that looks exactly like a cat
but it barks
Anonymous No.5036849 [Report] >>5037416 >>5037418
>>5003005
theres a youtube channel called numberphile, does that mean they want to fuck imaterial mental objects (numbers)?
seriously tho, furries probably ruined the term zoophile for good it it ever was nonsexual.
Anonymous No.5036850 [Report]
>>5006851
ok now this is a goat
Anonymous No.5036859 [Report]
>>5006935
lmao
Anonymous No.5036864 [Report]
>>5003229
Anonymous No.5036866 [Report]
>>5022863
Remember that not all furries but actually every single furry
Anonymous No.5036903 [Report] >>5038574
>>5034942
i dont think the lack of donor teeth is the reason we developed synthetic implants
Anonymous No.5037399 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
fucking based. good fantasy desu
Anonymous No.5037401 [Report]
Gud thread
Anonymous No.5037414 [Report]
>>5022906
Now a days those words are used to describe paraphilia
Anonymous No.5037416 [Report]
>>5036849
>furries probably ruined the term zoophile for good it it ever was nonsexual.
It's internet anon. The internet ruined a vast majority of words for good. It and the melinated generations of zoomers
Anonymous No.5037417 [Report]
>>5001736
A dog that can consent and have intellegent thoughts
Anonymous No.5037418 [Report] >>5037424
>>5036849
>there's a youtube channel called numberfile
it's generally understood that a number can not be fucked
zoophile has never been a nonsexual term.
>yeah i'm a pedophile it's not sexual tho
Anonymous No.5037424 [Report] >>5037430 >>5037485
>>5037418
Yeah but how come there is a million -phile words for a bunch of stuff but when it's used to describe living things it suddenly becomes sexual?
Anonymous No.5037430 [Report] >>5037446 >>5048554
>>5037424
The proper terms should be zoophiliac or pedophiliac for the sexual conotation but I guess since newer generations of anglos are more retarded than the last
Anonymous No.5037446 [Report] >>5037450 >>5037512
>>5037430
Alas, the anglophones has met their timely demise.
Centuries of the imperialist push to propagate themselves all over the world as the lingua franca, and centuries of race mixing with esol Europeans, and foreigners have diluted their language to the point of no return.
I guess this is the price of Global Hegemony
Anonymous No.5037450 [Report] >>5037462
>>5037446
Natural language always simplifies over time because most speakers are intelligent enough to replace redundant vocabulary with context

precise and literal wording is for computers and the "most intelligent retards" (aka grammar nerds)
Anonymous No.5037462 [Report]
>>5037450
Okay anon how do you distinguish the context of something like this
>>5003229
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>>5034996
I wonder how much the mods get paid to make sure no one steps out of line, must be a lot.
Anonymous No.5037478 [Report]
>>5001724
I had to try really hard not to laugh at this in my wagecage
Anonymous No.5037485 [Report]
>>5037424
Because living things tend to have genitalia.
Anonymous No.5037512 [Report]
>>5037446
>greek words
>aglophones
Anonymous No.5038400 [Report]
>>5003229
Anonymous No.5038478 [Report]
>>5003229
>yeah I LOVE animals if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.5038538 [Report]
>>5006851
Extremely unrealistic concept, that would never work out in real life.
Anonymous No.5038574 [Report]
>>5036903
look at big dentist over here trying to downplay the heroism of human teeth dog. go floss your fake teeth, cyborg mouth.
Anonymous No.5038590 [Report] >>5038605 >>5038815 >>5039056 >>5039613
The Easy to Sight Hound
>bright orange fur on tail tip, ears, and side so you don't lose sight of it in the field
>racing stripe on the body helps it run faster
Anonymous No.5038605 [Report]
>>5038590
Add some flame decals too
Anonymous No.5038815 [Report]
>>5038590
very practical
Anonymous No.5039056 [Report]
>>5038590
add bioluminesent fur for easier spotting at night
Anonymous No.5039097 [Report] >>5039696
A glow in the dark hound seems useful
Anonymous No.5039613 [Report]
>>5038590
give it Shelby stripes and we'll talk.
Anonymous No.5039696 [Report] >>5039697
>>5039097
Does the CIA have a k9 division?
Anonymous No.5039697 [Report]
>>5039696
Probably lol
Anonymous No.5040322 [Report]
>>5006935
i was just looking at that dali painting kek
Anonymous No.5041687 [Report]
>>5006935
Yep, it's kino
Anonymous No.5042242 [Report] >>5042408
Would you adopt a TRV WEINER DOG?
Anonymous No.5042305 [Report]
>>5003229
It's moments like this that I feel bad that so many ESL people have to struggle with this asinine language

Still hilarious, though.
Anonymous No.5042325 [Report] >>5042387
english isn't my first language, what's wrong with being an animal lover?
Anonymous No.5042387 [Report]
>>5042325

They mean they have sex with animals
Anonymous No.5042408 [Report] >>5042418
>>5042242
What the fuck is a TRV
Anonymous No.5042418 [Report]
>>5042408
TRUE
Anonymous No.5042435 [Report]
>>5017732
>loved by everyone
kek
Anonymous No.5042438 [Report] >>5042580 >>5048176 >>5052198
Excellent thread OP, keep up the good work
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Anonymous No.5042580 [Report]
>>5042438
The goodest boy.
Anonymous No.5042634 [Report]
>>5003132
tanuki?
Anonymous No.5042638 [Report]
>>5017732
>anon grew up around Chihuahuas
Anonymous No.5042719 [Report] >>5042756 >>5067421
>>5034942
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>>5034942
>>5042719
I ship it
Anonymous No.5042767 [Report] >>5049583
Anonymous No.5042810 [Report] >>5043031
Anonymous No.5043031 [Report] >>5045667
>>5042810
There's really no good reason not to own one of these.
Anonymous No.5044703 [Report] >>5045684
Anonymous No.5045667 [Report]
>>5043031
My house is on an incline, walking it would be a nightmare
Anonymous No.5045684 [Report] >>5045702
>>5044703
Anonymous No.5045699 [Report]
>>5003132
>long tongue because lack of dimension makes it look like it has no mouth
Anonymous No.5045702 [Report]
>>5045684
he's cool
Anonymous No.5045991 [Report]
>>5003229
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>>5001724
he looks just like my dog that passed in 2018 i love him
Anonymous No.5047437 [Report]
>>5003229
Surely you didn't call yourself a "zoophile" on your dating profile that has your full legal name and a photograph of you attached, right anon?
Anonymous No.5047450 [Report]
>>5003229
Anonymous No.5047455 [Report]
>>5003229
Tell me you got matches from white women
Anonymous No.5048173 [Report]
>>5001799
a perfect dog for when you can only afford to live in a broom closet
Anonymous No.5048176 [Report]
>>5042438
>clinically feline
audibly kekked
Anonymous No.5048184 [Report]
>>5001736
Saluki
Anonymous No.5048549 [Report]
>>5011939
Do you think LGDs don't ?
Anonymous No.5048554 [Report]
>>5037430
For some reason "necrophiliac" is the only one that applies to in "common" conversation
Anonymous No.5048555 [Report]
>>5001736
saluki enthusiasm is a red flag
Anonymous No.5048704 [Report] >>5048818
>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5048818 [Report] >>5049064
>>5048704
That's a man.
Anonymous No.5049064 [Report] >>5049069
>>5048818
i made a new breed
Anonymous No.5049069 [Report] >>5050030
>>5049064
>anger of pitbull and chihuahua combined
Kek, i've seen a Chit-bull in real life, it was a good boy though.
Anonymous No.5049583 [Report]
>>5042767
>The perfect eel hunter
>Doesn't like eels.
I wonder if such a creature and be introspective and think about its existence.
Anonymous No.5050020 [Report]
>>5034942
This is just smile.jpg
Anonymous No.5050022 [Report]
>>5001724
I loled out loud
Anonymous No.5050030 [Report] >>5050350
>>5049069
I really hope the pit was the mom
Anonymous No.5050044 [Report] >>5051187 >>5051840
>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5050057 [Report] >>5057335 >>5057548
>>5001711 (OP)
Anonymous No.5050350 [Report]
>>5050030
i've heard they make them in both ways and it will kill the mother a lot of the times in the reverse case
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Anonymous No.5051073 [Report]
>>5017732
absolutely outstanding creation anon
Anonymous No.5051075 [Report]
what a wonderful thread... reminded me of how 4chan used to be like a while ago
Anonymous No.5051079 [Report]
>>5017732
>loved by everyone
Oh God
Anonymous No.5051088 [Report] >>5052728
Drew this in the default notepad app on my phone under a minute.

They're only female.
Anonymous No.5051101 [Report] >>5051116
Anonymous No.5051109 [Report] >>5069455
Anonymous No.5051116 [Report]
>>5051101
This makes me kek heartily for some reason.
Anonymous No.5051187 [Report]
>>5050044
Anonymous No.5051558 [Report]
Hey what should I breed Anya to? https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbj4NByN
Anonymous No.5051664 [Report]
>>5001724
I keked
Anonymous No.5051840 [Report] >>5051843 >>5052061 >>5052380
>>5050044
You wouldn't wear a dog, right anons?
Anonymous No.5051843 [Report]
>>5051840
I've actually thought about what I should do with Anya's hide when she eventually passes away in 15 or so years. Her most favorite toy in the world are gloves, so I think that'd be a fitting way to honor her.
Anonymous No.5052061 [Report]
>>5051840
Im sure he likes it
Anonymous No.5052198 [Report]
>>5042438
Play Look Outside, I think you'll enjoy it.
Anonymous No.5052235 [Report]
>>5001724
The Arms Race has has evolved. The bees will have their promised land
Anonymous No.5052380 [Report]
>>5051840
I do this with my cat
Anonymous No.5052642 [Report]
>>5001711 (OP)
>>5001724
put me in the screencap
Anonymous No.5052728 [Report]
>>5051088
Please don't ruin this beautiful and fun thread with your gay fetishes
Anonymous No.5052845 [Report]
>>5001749
Anonymous No.5054340 [Report] >>5054352 >>5054450
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>>5054340
A fitting companion for those grub troopers in dire need of friends.
Anonymous No.5054450 [Report]
>>5054340
Unfortunately, they would be gobbled up by the cong
Anonymous No.5054486 [Report]
>>5003229
Holy based
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>>5001799
a breed to surpass toadline...
Anonymous No.5056621 [Report]
>>5003229
you can't tell me you never once googled it just to make sure
Anonymous No.5056634 [Report] >>5056684 >>5056737 >>5057969 >>5057970
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>>5056634
the logical conclusion to SMASHING and SLAMMING
Anonymous No.5056737 [Report]
>>5056634
lmfao
Anonymous No.5057335 [Report]
>>5050057
It's amazing what they can do now a days.
Anonymous No.5057548 [Report]
>>5050057
THEY FLY NOW?
Anonymous No.5057968 [Report]
>>5003005
>>5003229
legendary thread
Anonymous No.5057969 [Report]
>>5056634
LOL
Anonymous No.5057970 [Report]
>>5056634
Fellas, we've finally met our first Flounder-Dog
Anonymous No.5057979 [Report]
>>5003229
I hope you didn't mention anything about liking kids on there too
Anonymous No.5058510 [Report] >>5058880 >>5059624
Anonymous No.5058571 [Report]
>>5003229
blessed retard
Anonymous No.5058580 [Report]
>>5003229
I will tell my friends about you.
Anonymous No.5058618 [Report]
>>5003229
You're gonna stand out
Anonymous No.5058880 [Report] >>5058936 >>5059034
>>5058510
now do a screencap for the dog breeds
Anonymous No.5058898 [Report]
>>5017775
I did too. I'd heard some version of the Bismark quote 'The whole of the Balkans isn't worth the bones of a single Pomeranian grenadier', so naturally I assumed some Pomeranian dogs were 'grenaders', in that they exploded like in the videogame lemmings.
Anonymous No.5058918 [Report]
>>5018934
the way you drew the toes made me imagine them tip-toeing around like in a cartoon to not wake up anyone
Anonymous No.5058921 [Report]
>>5003229
>I love kids and want to have a family one day!
>Tags: Pedophile
Anonymous No.5058936 [Report] >>5059034
>>5058880
he wont. its forced. r/4chan does these to manufacture screenshots for upvotes. there are also youtube channels that narrate "4chan happenings" (inorganic larps).
Anonymous No.5059011 [Report]
>>5003229
>enter /an/ after a long time
>see fun drawing thread
>see this
holy fucking kek, never change anon
let's hope that you didn't get bitches for your matches
Anonymous No.5059014 [Report]
>>5002983
i think this one could work as a bedside table
Anonymous No.5059034 [Report] >>5059045
>>5058880
k
>>5058936
fuck you :)
Anonymous No.5059045 [Report] >>5059476 >>5059482
>>5059034
Anon here I don't think I can fit Evey new dog design in a readable state and the reactions on one image I'm already at 9600 pix tall(2.5m/8foot if printed irl) and not even half way though the dogs. What do you guys want?
Anonymous No.5059476 [Report]
>>5059045
I want to cum in your tight little hole
Anonymous No.5059482 [Report]
>>5059045
Split it between multiple images, then. It's what I did when I was screencapping the /k/rusades storytime over on /k/ a few years back.
Anonymous No.5059624 [Report] >>5059678 >>5059679
>>5058510
deredditification beam
Anonymous No.5059678 [Report] >>5059691
>>5059624
thats the classic 4chan screen cap format what the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous No.5059679 [Report]
>>5059624
>did not include the "I like dobbermans" post
Anonymous No.5059691 [Report] >>5059695 >>5059705 >>5059799 >>5060341
>>5059678
>ZOOM LE WORDS XDDDD
Anonymous No.5059695 [Report]
>>5059691
Anonymous No.5059705 [Report]
>>5059691
finally, schizopsting
Anonymous No.5059794 [Report]
>>5003229
kek
Anonymous No.5059799 [Report]
>>5059691
how did that post rectally ravage you that much?
Anonymous No.5060273 [Report]
>>5001724
FPBP
Anonymous No.5060341 [Report]
>>5059691
kek
Anonymous No.5060365 [Report]
The golden janitriever
Anonymous No.5060623 [Report] >>5061046 >>5066044
Anonymous No.5061046 [Report]
>>5060623
Seems useful
Anonymous No.5061125 [Report] >>5061200 >>5061207
Sorry for this pic not being a drawing, I suck actual balls at using MS paint.

UKRAINIAN THERMAL SHEPARD

Looks about the same as a G.S.D, just a bit fluffier.
Very dense despite being G.S.D sized, he weighs like 250 pounds.
>Glows a faint green
Much higher body temp than a normal dog, his baseline body temp is 150F.
He will continue to grow hotter and hotter until he is about as hot as a raging campfire. You can use him to heat your house or cook your food.
Heat can be controlled by feeding him chunks of graphite, which will lower his body temperature.
Likes to lie on top of you.
You swear you get a little nauseous around him, but you don't really know why...
Anonymous No.5061135 [Report] >>5061210
>>5006935
>>5014934

>Taller thinner faster longer

Work it, make it
Do it, makes us
Taller, thinner
Faster, longer
Work it taller, make it thinner
Do it faster, makes us longer
More than ever, hour after hour
Hunting wolves is never over
Anonymous No.5061200 [Report]
>>5061125
>The Ukrainian thermal shepherds glow in the dark; you can see them when you're driving. You just run over and pet them. That's what you do.
Anonymous No.5061207 [Report]
>>5061125
do you think people want to see amazing digital art in this thread? draw it no matter how shitty you think it'll come out!
Anonymous No.5061210 [Report]
>>5061135
kek
Anonymous No.5062427 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.5062719 [Report] >>5064019 >>5064394 >>5064466 >>5064474 >>5066102
>>5001711 (OP)
for all the elite gamers out there, meet the gamerhound.
Microsoft, give me money now.
Anonymous No.5064019 [Report]
>>5062719
He better earn me Microsoft points.
Anonymous No.5064158 [Report]
>>5003229
toasting in an epic bread
Anonymous No.5064394 [Report]
>>5062719
>& not doing homework
Yes, but does it eat homework?
Anonymous No.5064458 [Report]
>>5010324
Optical illusion.
Anonymous No.5064466 [Report]
>>5062719
I love this little nigga so much.
Anonymous No.5064474 [Report] >>5066048
>>5062719
How big is he? Is he as big as the current Xbox controller? Is he ENORMOUS like the original Xbox's original controller?
Anonymous No.5066044 [Report]
>>5060623
I like the name
Anonymous No.5066048 [Report]
>>5064474
>Is he ENORMOUS like the original Xbox's original controller?
You will not slander THE DUKE on my watch.
Anonymous No.5066097 [Report] >>5066417
my apportion for this
Anonymous No.5066102 [Report]
>>5062719
Perfect lapdog.
Anonymous No.5066417 [Report]
>>5066097
He's a very strange dog, but if he can fly he must be reasonably healthy.
Anonymous No.5067418 [Report]
>>5003229
Arrested Development moment
Anonymous No.5067421 [Report]
>>5042719
>toothfairy money is literal shit

I love it
Anonymous No.5067464 [Report] >>5067816
Yo!
Anonymous No.5067816 [Report]
>>5067464
This dog looks pretty strong......
Anonymous No.5067830 [Report]
>>5034942
simpsons did it
Anonymous No.5069455 [Report]
>>5051109
At least they thought about aesthetics!