ITT: we design new dog breeds

I designed a dog to protect beehives from honey thieves and wild beasts

>>5001711 (OP)

>>5001711 (OP)
make a woolly dog with the woolly mammoth genetics
>dogs can already be woolly
make them woolly-er

>>5001732
I like the idea of this dog

>>5001711 (OP)
What kind of dog breed would a zoophile make?

>>5001711 (OP)
This is a fun thread and your drawing is wonderful. Your bee guardian dog would need to be able to fend off/ kill bears. Maybe 135+ would be a better weight.

>>5001736
>>4999667

>>5001736
I like dobermans

Oh cool, SCP threads are back

>>5001724
hah

>>5001724
Kek’d

>>5001749
I like this one

>>5001748
This is a mouse with friend written on it

>>5001799
>convenient lifespan
lmao

>>5001724
Ah yes, the nigger dog
>he loves to smile at his owner and everyone he encounters
>doesn't look as evil when you put a flower crown on his head
>he has never bitten anyone before, beside me, my kids, and everyone he ever met
>only a couple of isolated incidents every week
>it's your fault you were bitten
>pointing out any fault in the dog is racism

>>5001711 (OP)
why not make a dog that can withstand a beehive being grown around it

>>5002283
A dog where the bees could live in its fur and make honey would be cool

>>5001711 (OP)
Is there a bee related reason its back legs are longer than its front legs?

>>5001799
i'll take this one.

>>5001750
Lost @ tongue storage compartment

>>5002925
that's just cus he's a lil weird guy

>>5001736
Doesn't zoopphile just mean lover of animals? It's not really sexual

>>5003005
esl moment

>>5001732
>>5001734
wasn’t there a native american dog like that?

>>5001736

>>5003005
Yes. There's also nothing wrong with letting people know you're one too. You might find other animal lover friends :D!

>>5002925
It's an artist error :(

The front and back legs would be roughly the same size

fun thread concept

>>5003132
Based criminal dog

>>5003009
>>5003055
Are you fucking kidding me? I had zoophile listed on my dating profile

>>5003132
nice

>>5003132
I'd get one

>>5003132
Why don't more dog breeds have speed stripes?

>>5003229

>>5003005
>>5003229
holy shit

Anti gooning dog
I need help because I am trying to set a new record of 1 day for semen retention, halp

>>5003132
>you now remember McGruff the crime dog
Sadly, he was more concerned with preventing crime than committing it

>>5003229

>>5003229
this is insanely funny please tell me it's true

>>5003830
At 186 cm (probably closer to 90 if you exclude the big spike and tail) it's going to be pretty hard to pick it up when it's docile.

what could this one be good for anons where do we put him

>>5003229

mine ended up like a mary sue :\

>>5006851
I don't see any reason why we can't milk dogs now

>>5001711 (OP)

>>5001749
>>5003853
these are the funniest because they're so retarded yet seem plausible.

>>5007163
>Enjoys biting
keked

I was inspired by the conversation about a dog that acts as a beehive

>>5009021
Does it shit bees?

>>5008613

>>5009083
what's stopping us from making our own seals/sea lions by selectively breeding dogs to be waterproofed and good at swimming?

>>5009063
sometimes
farts work like a beekeeper's smoke

>>5006982
Dog milk ain't tasty
Or so I've been told...

>>5009099
I feel like Newfoundland dogs are about halfway there. With a dedicated breeding program we could turn them into super seals.

>>5010268
>no legs
>clearly has legs
wtf did anon mean by this

>>5001711 (OP)
>Beekeeping dog looks like a bee
Do you think Border Collies look like sheep?

>>5011939
It's a guard dog, not a herding dog. While sheep dogs are supposed to instill some fear in sheep and control their movement bees would stay in their hive, fly away or sting.

>>5011939
If you think you can design a better bee dog, let's see it

>>5006935
ULLA

>>5003229
Fucking hell i knew going on /an/ today would be a good idea

>>5001711 (OP)
How would it be able to make a buzzing sound?

>>5001724
danker beef???
I cant find the bideo wtf !!

>>5003229

>>5001724
I want to let you know that I laughed really hard at this.

>>5012263
I assume it'd make it the same way cats pur

>>5006935
>hunting wolves is never over

>>5003853
lmao

>>5006503
How do you play fetch with this thing?
AT4 ball launcher?!

>>5017144
Based. We need more dogs with prehensile tails.

>>5017451
White woman spotted.

>>5017732
>explodes on death
You now remember the most infamous post in /an/ history

What a beautiful set of digits: >>5017777 lol

>>5017775
>bomberanians

>>5017775
I love how happy the lil exploding pom looks.

New dog breed just dropped

>>5018934
one thing that kept me waking up at night after getting a dog was the claws clicking against hard floor so maybe take that into consideration for further breeding.

>>5019452
I assumed the extra large foot pads would prevent claw noises

>>5001711 (OP)

>>5020875
I'd pet it