Thread 5003503

>When you see your adult dog do the pibble nibble, it is reverting back to a time when it felt safe and comfortable, surrounded by peers, without a care in the world. We normally see the pibble nibble during spontaneous playtime, perhaps when a toy isn’t immediately available. Pit bulls will not let the absence of toys stop their fun, and will normally improvise with a pillow or blanket. Rest assured that they don’t want to destroy your stuff; they just associate playing with instinctively nibbling on something that reminds them of being surrounded by the first friends they had in life. So now they’re around you, and they feel like they’re back in the care-free environment that made them feel loved and cared for; they feel like a puppy again!
my dog doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, has multiple beds she can sleep on, a bunch of toys, never has to worry about her next meal
what the fuck does she need to
>return to a care-free environment as a puppy
for?

The Pibbles just wanna nibble on some Tibbles

>>5003503 (OP)
Why the fuck would you get a pitbull you retard

>>5003527
why are you afraid of pitbulls you homosexual?

I guess the genetic trauma that makes her a future toddler mauler doesn't express itself as much when she's a puppy.

>>5003541
she hasn't bit since she was a puppy. she's fine with people. she just doesn't like blacks

>>5003515
Nibble Nibble did Pibbles and Tibbles
But not on traditional dog kibble

>>5003528
No it's a genuine question. Out of all the breeds of dogs why would you get a pitbull? Is it just because you can basically get them for free at shelters? They are not smart, they are not good at working, they are not even good guard dogs compared to actual guard breeds. They are dangerous dogs and I see no reason why anyone would get a pitbull.

>>5004039
why are you a cowardly homosexual?

>>5004157
Why are you posting here before graduating middle school?

>>5004499
you are afraid of a little dog, like a bitch

>>5004565
I am not the same person but you just seem so incredibly stupid I had to call you out. Try coming back here when your frontal lobe develops a bit more.

>>5004570
nah, you are a gay retard who is afraid of dogs

all nigbulls should be put down as well as their owners

>>5004619
>the homosexual fears the puppy

>>5004621
>the retard doesn’t understand statistics, especially per capita

Tell me, does your hallway just make a beeping sound sometimes?

>>5004623
nah, I'm white. you are a cowardly homosexual

>>5004637
Lol, white, black, brown, red, or yellow, it doesn’t matter the colour of your skin if you’re retarded. These dogs are shit, mate. If you like ‘em as a profit-making method for retards who buy smashed’n’slammedbulls, kudos. If you just like them as “good” dogs tho, you’re a bigger retard than most idiots on here

>>5004643
>mate
lol the bong is afraid of a little puppy. the bong fears the cute tiny dog

>>5003527
Overcompensating for a tiny penis

>>5004658
you sound like you have a tiny penis if you are afraid of a small dog

>>5003503 (OP)
Pitbulls aren't some subspecies, what the fuck is a pibble nibble, shouldn't it be a common dog nibbling thing? Or is it about Pitbulls being retarded and owners justifying that?

>>5004662
different dog breeds have different behaviors homo. border collies are smart and hyper, huskies act like babies and freak out like you are trying to kill them if you get water on them

>>5004656
In my knoife loicense nogunz hellhole, if one of these things bites down and refuses to let go, as they’re want to do, the best option I have is to find a brick to smack its skull in. I’d rather avoid the retard violent dogs, personally. Makes life easier. Get a real dog instead, something with history and breeding like a Foxhound. If you absolutely need a dog capable of violence but less likely to have a hair trigger to go ballistic on a toddler, get an English Mastiff. There is no real reason to own or promote the ownership of shitbulls, they’re awful dogs that have been poorly bred by retards like you for violence and stupidity.

In an attempt for genuine conversation, please tell me why you think they’re good dogs to own, I do actually want to understand how anyone with more than a room temp IQ could like them

>>5004663
So its Pitbulls being retarded and their owners building up stories to cover that

>>5004664
you don't own guns and you live in bongland. I have no interest in debating a submissive who has a king.
>>5004665
yeah idk. my pittbull is certainty dumber than my previous dog who was a border collie mix and it isn't even close. she's still a good dog though, she doesn't misbehave, she likes playing and she's very affectionate

>>5004666
Not trying to debate, just genuinely want to understand what people see in these statistically far more violent and dangerous dogs.

>>5004667
try living in a real country first, bong

>>5004666
That's fine, we love our retard dogs. Part of being human after all.

I -- was here

>Pitbull owners unironically think owning a retarded dangerous animal makes them manly
Wow, cat owners must be the manliest men to walk the earth

>>5004664
I've read that if a pitbull attacks your dog or someone else you should put them in a chokehold and squeeze the fuck out of them until they let go.If one attacked my dog I would put the in the chokehold and just not let go until they were dead because pitbulls are not worth keeping alive

>>5004701
They're not even good-dangerous like true guardian dogs. Dogs like Anatolian shepherds and great Pyrenees won't attack your child or other small animals in your household because they're smart enough to differentiate between their pack and outsiders. Pitbulls are so fucking dumb and have been bred for nothing other than violence that they'll just randomly maul your toddler despite being in the same house for years.

>>5004701
>cowardly bong is still afraid of a little puppy
why is everyone on that island a coward?
>>5004704
oh no your bitch boy ankle biter chiwawa that worships the same deity the jews worship

>>5004706
>bong believes propaganda
many such cases

Total Shitbull Death

>>5004713
>>5004712
>everyone I don’t like is the same person!

Anyways, here’s your (you)’s

>>5004712
I'm american

Shitbulls are subcanine vermin. Worthless fucking pests. If one runs at my dog I will shoot it.

>>5004783
if the bong fits, nigel
>>5004784
sure thing there, cowardly bong

>>5004733
>being afraid of a puppy
the state of bongland

>>5004787
i'm american you retard

>>5004795
post gunz then, homosexual

>>5004798
you'll have to settle for an older one since I'm at work. now lets see yours.

>>5004803
>3/13
that's not your gun lol

>>5004805
what part of "you'll have to settle for an older one since I'm at work" did you not understand? If you want a fresh one then it's gonna take a few hours

>>5004808
that's not your gun. you reposted someone else's picture
also lol poor fag works sundays

>>5004812
I work when people need me and I'm paid well for it. now while I'm waiting to get off how about you post your gun.

>>5004821
you work at british mcdonalds and you have no gun

>>5004822
lets see yours fag, quit stalling.

>>5004826
why, you planning on using my gun to larp as an American like you used that other guy's photo? put the fries in the bag, nigel

>>5004827
>still stalling

>>5004829
you posted someone else's guns, bong lol

>>5004832
I'm at work so you'll have to wait a couple more hours. what's your excuse?

>>5004803
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/jyg9QQOaDUucTDIOm6lsYQ/

>>5004835
I do post frequently on /k/, not sure why you're so shocked

>>5004834
I'm not posting guns until you prove you have guns. you posted someone else's gun since you are british and work at mcdonalds

>>5004837
>I'm not posting guns
because you don't gave any.

>>5004839
I have 4. you do not have any, because guns are banned in england

>>5004841
>I have 4.
sure you do lol. guess we'll see in about an hour and a half.

This is my first post ITT, shitbull apologists are all fat white women until proven to be niggers. I have a heeler and a hound dog, I would kill a shitbull on sight.

>>5004857
you wouldn't do shit faggot

>>5004861
do you have a peer reviewed source to support your claims?

>>5004733
total reddit death

>>5003503 (OP)
>>5004857
Come to think of it, how many times has a civilian been convicted after killing an animal in self-defense. I have seen many videos of cops protecting people, but we know what happens to people acting for the state.

>>5004841
Just got home, time for you to put up or shut up.

>>5004887
looks like pitshitter chose to shut up lol, happens every time.

There seems to have been an error with my post, so I'm correcting that now.

>>5004907
>>5004856
>>5004887
>>5004896
have a nice shift at McDonalds?

>>5004950
>getting trolled by someone owning a pet

>>5004950
It’s the same newfag who’s been shitting up the board recently btw

>>5004961
>everyone is my boogieman

>>5004962
You are not hard to see through faggot

>>5004964
I've literally not used this board in months before this thread, you retarded schizo

>>5004965
You must be 18 to post here

>>5004968
turn your monitor on

>>5004948
>McDonalds
still holding on to that cope lol? what's next?

>>5005141
I have one of those too, mdconalds boy

>>5005161
lol, sure you do.

>>5003503 (OP)
pit mommies need to be eliminated as a class

>>5005264
shalom

shitbulls are minority coded

low-income thread

>>5006878
>>5006880
I'm white and own my own home

>>5006885
you're spiritually brown

>>5006880
>>5006888
both of these apply to dog haters