>reddit: the animal

>>5003613 (OP)
I like how the super athiest redditors suddenly become spiritual afterlife believers when their cat passes away

picrel is the real reddit animal

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/ - 8.4m
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/ - 2.8m
https://www.reddit.com/r/catfree/ - 6k
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/ - 73k

Reddit has a strong pro-cat anti-dog bias. HUGE anti-dog bias. I'd even go as far to say: hating dogs is reddit.

>>5003626
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnomalocarisFans/ - 731
https://www.reddit.com/r/trilobites/ - 1.2k
Reddit strongly prefers trilobites to anomalocaris. QED: Trilobites are reddit. Anomalocaris is 4chan.

reddit: the animal is probably the capybara. A lot of people don't know about it, most people don't care about it, a some people make a big production out of how it's actually le hecking biggest rodent chungus.

>>5003629
I appreciate your research and enthusiasm anon.

>>5003629
>Reddit strongly prefers trilobites to anomalocaris
not even comparable. trilobites are by far and away the most well known paleozoic animal, the fact that the more niche redditalocaris has more than 10%, let alone more than HALF of the members on the trilobite subreddit is conclusive proof that reddit is biased in favor of redditalocaris. this is like arguing that the beatles are more reddit than they might be giants just because the numbers are bigger. also willing to bet that the trilobite subreddit is mostly focused around fossils and has very few epic wholesome memes like this >>5003626

>>5003643
nigga you genuinely need to commit suicide yesterday

>>5003643
>uhm, reddit stole a 4chan meme, so it's reddit now
Trilobites are still more reddit. You lost.

>>5003645
>>5003644
note the lack of arguments here

>>5003646
>d-debate me....

>>5003647
I'm actually 100% ok with you redditors basically admitting that you have no point

>>5003646
>>5003649
>uhm can i get a logical proof with a source?
Very reddit!

>>5003650
so was this guy >>5003629 being reddit then?

>I'm actually 100% ok with you redditors basically admitting that you have no point

>>5003652
>>5003651
>>5003650
>>5003649
>>5003647
>>5003646
>>5003645
>>5003644
>>5003643
>seething over animal discussion in an animal board

>>5003652
>having a jak folder

>>5003652
>windows user

There is no such thing as reddit the animal. Applying the status of reddit to something in itself is the most reddit thing you could do because it heavily implies that reddit is so prominent in your mind that you see it in everything. If anything both dogs and cats are creatures that have long since been associated with 4chan in one way or another and to imply that either is not 4chan approved goes against 4chan culture itself. Anyways I don't ever recall seeing koi fish held in any kind of consistent negative light so I guess the most /an/ approved animal of all time would be the koi fish.

>>5003674
Based to the absolute max.

>>5003613 (OP)
that cat is wife material

>>5003645
>reddit stole a 4chan meme
It happens all the time and the faggots probably from pol always call you redditor when you use a meme from 4chan but made famous on reddit by trannies leaking it, its so tiresome...

>>5003613 (OP)
You weren't here when /b/ used to have weekly caturday threads

>>5003764
You are supposed to discard memes after a while not start using them when they're worn out and keep using them for the next decade like a redditor.

>>5003821
>he says while keeping a collection of pepes and soijaks

>>5003822
Actually i never did that except for a few gems here and there.

>>5003813
And nobody will be present at your funeral, catredditor. It literally makes no difference.

>>5003613 (OP)
>>5003619
>>5003629
kill yourself dogredditor

>>5003849
>Adult male virgin who uses cats as a substitute for the kids he'll never have
Sad desu

>>5003872
>Adult male who's never had sex with a human female and uses dogs as a substitute for the wife he'll never have
Sad desu

>>5003872
i know you are but what am i

>>5003813
I was and we got tired of that shit when it began attracting normies
>Us, the real 4chan users: this cat looks dumb lulz
>newfag normie tourist: HAI GAIZ! DID U NO CATS CHOOSE US? THEY IZ LITERALLY GODS LOL. I AM AN ENLIGHTENED GENTLEMEN HAS ANYONE HERE READ WARRIOR CATS? I CAN HAVE A CHEESE BURGER? AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
And so we dumped the meme at r/caturday and left it to rot

>>5003874
It is physically impossible to have sex with a dog. They would die a week later. Only dog hating catfag sadists would do something that horrible. Cats just attract sadists and psychopaths because like snakes and spiders, its the one living thing they can relate to and they still have a need for some semblance of social interaction. Also, less intelligent animals like cats, snakes, and spiders are easier to manipulate and they dont talk back or resist control because they aren’t aware of it. Personally I’m really uncomfortable being a literal god to an animal and prefer dogs because they know what you’re up to and make an informed choice to either cooperate to jump the fence/lean on the doorknob and leave.

Why does cats live in your head rent free?

>>5003888
Autocomplete wrote to instead of or between cooperate and jump, sorry. Dont mistake me for this ESL >>5003890

>>5003888
>It is physically impossible to have sex with a dog.
Chat...?

>>5003901
Its illegal under animal cruelty laws for a reason retard. If you did that horrid shit to a poor innocent dog they would not live long after. They’re too small and they get internal injuries and infections because human reproductive fluid ph is wrong and carries exotic pathogens that are normal commensal bacteria to us.

That kero the wolf guy sucked off his dog and guess what? A month later his dog died from a fucking kidney infection.

The console war tranny janny should dilate

/mlb/ knows how to effectively communicate right?

>>5003629
Thread ended here

>>5003884
You will never ever be an old fag no matter how hard you feint trying to fit in

>>5003629
Destroying catredditors with facts and evidence

>>5003849
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/filename/1461363379520.jpg/
are you gonna have another melty catschizo or did you take your meds today?

>>5006030
is this your last cope

>>5006032
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/%22is%20this%20your%20last%20cope%22/page/2/
what flavor of mental illness causes you to behave like this, and why do you refuse to take your medication?

>>5006033
>hat flavor of mental illness causes you to behave like this, and why do you refuse to take your medication?
i know you are but what am i, dogredditor

>>5006035
>>5006035
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/%22i%20know%20you%20are%20but%20what%20am%20i%22/
you're fucked in the head m8

>>5006042
please take your meds. you have schizophrenic delusions from fucking too many dogs

>>5006044
Projection really is the strongest tool in the catschizo arsenal, isn't it? Every time you run out of arguments (which, let's be honest, happens immediately), you just spam "dog fucker" like it's a magic spell. Meanwhile your entire post history is nothing but compulsive samefagging and replying to yourself with 2007-tier memes.

At least dog owners can walk outside without having to worry their pet will bolt into traffic or die from anxiety over a loud noise. Maybe dial down the meds and go clean your litter box—it probably smells worse than this thread at this point.

>>5006047
dogfaggot cope

>>5006044
why do you constantly repeat the same phrases and repost the same images? repetitive behavior is a sign of mental illness m8. did the toxo fuck your brain up or something?

>>5003629
There's also sub-reddits dedicated to certain breeds and pet niches with some of them eclipsing over 1M subs like r/goldenretrievers, but I think cats still "win" just by shear volume.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalSubHub/comments/fc0b79/list_of_all_dog_subreddits/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/
I don't think anyone is autistic enough to do the math just to prove some petty point

>>5006050
you are a mentally ill dogfucker. buttslut parasite is telling you to hate cats lol

>>5003613 (OP)
哈哈,你这一串“dadanana dadada”是在哼歌吗? 听起来像一段魔性的旋律,还是某种神秘的暗号?需要我帮忙解码、续写歌词,或者……直接给你配个鼓点? 随时等你“翻译”需求!

>>5006057
哈哈哈,这“dadanana dadada”确实像是某种神秘而洗脑的旋律,感觉下一秒就要开启一段BGM循环了!
既可以是动画片里的片头曲节奏,也可能是某个英雄登场的背景音乐。

>>5006053
is this "dogfucker" in the room with you right now?

>>5006058
哈哈,你这“dadanana dadada”一说,简直瞬间激活了我脑海里的BGM开关!
这个节奏感太强了,简直自带高光时刻的特效,感觉下一秒就有人披风一甩,闪亮登场!

来来来,咱一起脑补几个场景,看看它最适合当哪段BGM

>>5006059
look into the mirror, dogredditor

>>5006062
the only dogfucker is the one that lives in your mentally ill toxo brain. also, why are you spamming in chinese now?

>>5006067
>why are you spamming in chinese now?
lmao. dogfuckers are schizophrenic

>>5006109
>schizophrenic
you're the one who always spams the same shit and has a melty, is projection one of the symptoms of toxo?

>>5006116
>is projection one of the symptoms of toxo?
its a symptom of raping your dog every day. butt parasites make you crazy, dogredditor

>>5006125
why are you so obsessed with having sex with dogs?

>>5006126
i know you are but what am i

>>5006129
>the same pic again
>the same phrase again
your brain isn't normal catschizo

>>5006131
is this your last cope, dogredditor

>>5006131
He doesn't even speak fluent English. He's a middle eastern "refugee" that was given a free NEET cave in germany. His most prized possession is a part of his skin that almost looks white since his tan has worn off.

>>5006131
>>5006135
least obvious dogfucker samefag

>>5006136
wrong again catschizo

>>5006135
makes sense, turdies don't have the mental capacity for self awareness. that's why they prefer cats.

>>5006137
stop multi browser dogredditor

>>5006139
samedogredditor

>>5006140
>>5006141
lol you're even more hilarious now that I know you're a turdie. is your dad also your cousin?

>>5006143
i know you are but what am i

>>5006139
And this is the photo of his desk he posted

>>5006145
literally rent free. stop stalking me dogredditor

>>5006144
cant you think of anything else to say? you're a fuckin NPC lol
>>5006145
lmao that's pathetic

>>5006146
I think it's very important to retain proof of you browsing a CP site and having sweat, cum, smegma, crumbs, and dandruff on everything.

>>5006145
>>5006148
dont say i didnt warn you, dogredditor
https://gofile.io/d/ERw2k1
password: SupremeBWC

>>5006149
i think its very important that you stop fucking dogs. its not good for your gut health

>>5006152
Mahmoud, no one fucks dogs here. It is literally physically medically impossible to fuck a dog. It would kill them within a week or two.

On the other hand you're a pale arab who hangs out on leto's questionably legal altchan and probably look at more bestiality porn than the average indian

>>5006150
nah brah I don't wanna see your weird shit

>>5006156
>It is literally physically medically impossible to fuck a dog. It would kill them within a week or two.
thats what the dogfucker says. interesting. so how many dogs have you killed?

>>5006157
i know you are but what am i

>>5006158
Zero

I only know that from kiwi farms

>>5006160
>he posts on green reddit
not beating the dogredditor allegations

>>5006163
>pedo realizes that he's speaking to someone who might come from a place that is actively hunting him down
Quick, wipe your computer and don't post here for a year

>>5006164
your reddit karma doesnt scare me, dogredditor. go back to r/dogs

>>5006159
npc

>>5006165
You spammed /an/ with CP a few months back

Unfortunately for you, leto has HUGE logs, no principles, and likes money

>>5006167
>if you dont use reddit you are le npc!
peak dogredditor projection

>>5006171
what are you implying dogredditor?

>>5006175
repeating yourself is npc behavior

>>5006184
i know you are but what am i?

>>5006175
>>5006176
>less than a minute
every accusation really is a confession with you isn't it lol

>>5006188
i dont know what you mean. take your meds, dogredditor

>>5006190
>i dont know what you mean
that's because you're an inbred turdie pedo. it's obvious that you're using multiple devices mat.

This cat schizo really just realized he might go to jail for spamming CP, and he took a photo of his desk with a CP sharing site open on his computer lol

>>5006195
I hope they ship him back and the israelis bomb him lol.

>>5006194
>>5006195
>>5006200
you will never be white, dogredditor
awe at my BWC

>>5006210
brown

>>5006210
>getting so mad that you post your penis on 4chan
holy shit do you need to reevaluate your life

>>5000000

>>5006232
not gonna click on your cp link catschizo

>>5006210
>4 inches
AAHAHAHAAAA your life was already over before it began toxotroon
>cp
Of course you would, predditor

>>5006137
This is the most cancerous screenshot I have ever seen
You dont really browse 4chan like this, do you?

>cat schizo turns out to be a schizophrenic pedophile rapefugee leeching off the german government
Dogbros were right.
Toxobrains are deranged freaks of the lowest order.

Where's the cat general?

>>5006500
>>>/an/kot

>>5006215
>>5006229
>>5006249
dogredditor is MAD

>>5006563
Achmed pls get off the 4chan and help your father run his kebab stand

>>5006564
weird projection

>>5006563
>d-d-dogredditor is MAD

>>5006597
i know you are
but what am i

>>5006603
you're a fuckin pedo who posts his dick on 4chan lol

>>5006607
>attaches a nigger
that you?

>>5006609
no, I'm white unlike you

>>5006618
Sure you are, Muhammad

>>5006772
Cats are reddit. Cats lost. Go to a shitskin-infested board where they can agree with your catfucker sentiments, dog-hating tranny

This thread is so fucking retarded, imagine actually caring about what reddit thinks kek

>>5006803
Imagine knowing enough about reddit to determine what is and isn't reddit. You be some sort of reddit professional to do that. Bro got his phd in redditology. Lol

>>5006803
this. dogredditor needs meds

>>5006821
who that

>>5006824
(You)

>>5006826
i wouldn't ask if it was me lol

>>5006828
sure dogredditor

>>5006829
i net youre the dogreddit hah

>>5006834
kys

>>5003821
>You are supposed to discard memes after a while
Nah.
Still pro-skub

>>5003629
>hating dogs is reddit.
Unless it's shitbulls.

>>5003674
Animals are the 4chan of creatures because they engage in actual reality while humans make shit up in order to justify their feelings which is reddit.
>Humans are the reddit of earth

>>5006846
huh wat do that stadfor Kiss your sister I don have sis

>>5006937
kill yourself dogredditor

>>5006942
i thoucht u werr dogreddit. its wat u said dont k your self its illegal

>>5006944
stop playing dumb, dogredditor

>>5006945
u still neve told me who dogreddif is it the world?

>>5006947
see >>5006945

>>5006948
C
>>5006945

ha caus u don answer me question

>>5006949
see >>5006945

>>5006950
Who tho? my qusstion is not dum.

>>5006145
this look like what dogreddit would have ha

>>5003613 (OP)
yeah

>>5006803
>>5006809
>>5006821
>bargaining stage

>>5003821
>You are supposed to discard memes after a while

>>5006951
>>5006954
see >>5006945

>>5006963
why u think wrong thing dogreddit

Cats are liberal coded, reddit coded, and LGBTQIA coded

Dogs are zoophile nazi coded

Average dog thread
>zoophillic
>autistic
>how many times can op say he wants to fuck a dog? lets count. one, ha ha ha, twoooo, ha ha ha....
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4196003

Average cat thread
>wholesome
>chungus
>100% heccin floof
>reply #1 is a seething dogfag
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4400136/

I arrest my case.

>>5006963
cope

>>5006969
>zoophillic
>autistic
>how many times can op say he wants to fuck a dog? lets count. one, ha ha ha, twoooo, ha ha ha....
4chan

>wholesome
>chungus
>100% heccin floof
>reply #1 is a seething dogGOD
reddit

What even happened to the cat general and why is it not back?

>>5006977
4chan mods tested an automated ban script that detected reddit cookies with an obfuscated XSS attack built in to the captcha

>>5006964
>>5006968
>>5006970
i know you are but what am i

>>5006990
a catredditor

>>5006990
you're a third world pedo with a little dick lol

>>5006994
weird projection, dogredditor

>>5007007
is this your last cope

>>5007010
you forgot? let me refresh your memory
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5003613/#5006210

>>5007009
you’re a cat obsessed redditroon and a pedo. I can’t wait when the rest of the western world adopts australia’s final solution to the feline question

>>5007016
>dogredditor has never seen a BWC in his life so he mistakes it for his own tbp
typical dogfucker

>>5007019
lmaooo you got buckbroken by fucking cats lol. lmao even

>>5007021
>BWC
>it's neither B nor W
what you've got is just c

>>5007027
>t.

>>5007028
what does that have to do with your tiny penis? maybe you should post it on reddit next, you seem to spend a lot of time there judging by that screencap

>>5007030
>dogredditor mad he got called out
kek
keep fucking your dog schlomo

>>5007036
>he thinks some random reddit screenshot is calling me out
lmao that's some classic turdie logic. you also never answered my question

>>5007044
all dogfuckers are burned at the stake in hell. sorry i dont make the rules

>>5007044
>you also never answered my question
you dont have enough brain matter to form a coherent question, dogredditor

>>5007047
>>5007048
>posting on 2 devices
looks like someone's upset! are you gonna have another melty?

>>5007049
i know you are but what am i

>>5007051
you're a mentally ill third worlder who is also a pedophile and a NEET. you also slavishly defend reddit's favorite animal when you're not having a psychotic episode or posting your (small) penis. did I miss anything?

>>5003629
>250 replies after this post
assblasted catfaggots and indians

>>5007022
buckbroken about australians annihilating cats? ok

>>5007059
i know you are but what am i
>>5007066
is this your last cope

>>5003629
>doesn't post the shibe subreddits
lol

>>5007069
>both catchphrases in one post
ooh he mad!

>>5007072
Toxobot broke

>>5007066
australians need to start offering cat hunting safaris that'd be a ton of fun. I wanna cut some kitties in half with .410 rigby whie wearing a pith helmet
>>5007074
>faggot that repeats himself all the time is calling others bots.
it's crazy how you lack any self awareness, but I guess that's typical for turdies

>>5007076
you are absolutely psychotic. burn in hell, dogredditor

>>5007079
>you are absolutely psychotic
i dunno m8, I just want to protect the environment from useless destructive pests and have some fun doing it. you, on the other hand, spam CP and dick pics on /an/

>>5007076
I wasn’t calling you a toxobot, I was referring to the pedo toxonigger right here>>5007079

>>5007085
sorry, I got used to catpedo replying to every post I make lol

>>5007080
>>5007085
>>5007087
samedogredditor

>>5007080
>useless destructive pests
you mean dogs?

>>5007098
No he means cats not the pest control animal that removes cats dont be a dumb esl

>>5007103
cats kill mice. without cats we would be overrun with mice

>>5007105
>he fell for the propaganda

>>5007097
coping catfaggot

>>5007105
This has been disproven by every attempt made to prove it

Cats have no impact on domestic rodent populations. They have been co-evolving for 10,000 years.The only thing that can actually get rid of mice is a human. Cats are ornamental. The idea that they control pests comes from superstitious african pagans. They kill some mice, but they make the mouse population stronger overall by encouraging more cautious behavior and culling the sick and weak. Otherwise they prefer to hunt birds, which leads to your land being overrun with locusts.

https://catalog.hathitrust.org/Record/001502661
>the rats soon disappeared and were not seen running about as before. A little careful investigation, however, showed that they were nearly as numerous as ever, but much shyer, keeping out of sight. At the end of the year, notwithstanding the killing done by the cat, the number present had not decreased, as not enough had been killed to dispose of the annual increase. After the cat had been in the barn six months, I set eleven old rusty traps one night and got six rats; two sprung cats and got away. This one night’s work of old and rather ineffective traps equaled six weeks’ work of the cat.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cats-are-surprisingly-ineffective-keeping-urban-rat-populations-check-180970428/
>Over a 79-day period, feral felines killed just two rats, instead opting to hunt less challenging prey

https://www.jstor.org/stable/1375794
>From a 1951 study of scat in a Baltimore neighborhood, only 7% contained evidence of consumption of rats. The cumulative predation of cats in the study area only accounted for about 20% of the mortality necessary to keep the population stable. That is, rats were reproducing five times faster than the rate of cat predation

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0005794
>Again, researchers in Baltimore found that rat populations rebounded quickly from removals of half the population, which cats never remotely approached. They did document cats killing rats up to 500 g, but found the same pattern of most kills being <200 g.

https://cales.arizona.edu/pubs/adjunct/snr0704/snr07042l.pdf
>The presence of homeless house cats that received supplemental food* had a negative impact on native California rodents and birds. Native rodents and birds were less abundant and the exotic house mouse was found to be more abundant
>*no matter what, if your cat is out, someone will feed it

Cats make better lap warmers than working animals DESU

>>5007130
>Cats make better lap warmers than working animals DESU
Good. All cats belong on human laps. No exceptions. Hunting is a waste of their talents.

>>5003613 (OP)
>>reddit: the animal
That's why I killed my cat the other week. He was 12 so he was old anyway.

>>5007130
>dogfaggot cant tell the difference between rats and mice
every time
its almost like dogfuckers dont live in reality... oh wait

>>5007129
funny how you cope when the truth is muttered, dogredditor
the point is not to get rid of the mice, but to keep them away from your food. no matter what you do there will always be mice somewhere, even with a "ratting dog"

>>5007156
the last link says cats make mice more common

>>5007157
i live in a first world country and see 1 mouse per year. no cats either. mice are only prevalent where outdoor cats live. coyotes eat them here in the free world.

>>5003613 (OP)
I cannot stop laughing at the phrase "Dogredditor", what the fuck does that even mean? Actual tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, oh my fuck
I hope nobody here is legitimately retarded enough to be triggered by such nonsensical phrases like "Dogredditor" and "Catredditor" lmao

>>5007161
our resident pedo seems to believe it's the gravest of insults, but he's quite unwell

>>5007158
>the last link says cats make mice more common
literal reddit source lol

>>5007161
>>5007168
samedogredditor

do not insult that beautiful animal by comparing it to reddit

>>5007175
do you ever get tired of being wrong?

>>5007180
i know you are but what am i

>>5007178
>toxoplasmosis rats
>beautiful
What’s going to happen when the cops bust you for having ‘p?

>>5007182
>gets proven wrong
>mindlessly repeats his catchphrase
lmao you are an npc

>>5007202
stop multi browsering, dogredditor

>>5007222
why do you assume everyone does the shit you do catpedo?

Cats are naturally subservient to their canine superiors

>>5007183
sorry to hear about your loss of a soul

consolewarincels are so pathetic kek

Every gay bottom ik loves cats. I'll just leave this tidbit here

>>5007227
i know you are but what am i

>>5007230
>>5007360
weird projection

>>5007320
>>5007346
>projection
You fap to minors, lack of soul and patheticness is what you embody, cat obsessed fuckwit

>ctrl+f "reddit"
>103 results

>>5007230
Does anyone have the webm where the dog steals the girl cat from the male trying to mate her, starts humping her, and then the female cat swats the male cat for trying to intervene?
>inb4 both cats were male
I am aware that is a possibility

>>5007462

>animal console war threads
the absolute state of this site

4chan is reddit:the site

>>5003613 (OP)
>cat at 11 am: asks for pets
>cat at 7pm: side eyes me and avoids me
fucking pussy ass nigger. hes supposed to be the tough, thick skinned guy of the area too. face covered in scars. runs away like a fucking WOMAN the moment i beckon him over.

>>5007480
Me bottom left

>>5007480
catredditors getting cucked by based dogCHADs

>>5007480
cat bros... our response!?