>Did...did you just heckin approach me from the wrong side?! That's it I'm spooked! No you can't ride me just now I have to run around like a retard for several minutes!!
Why are horses such faggots?

>>5004268 (OP)
because they are wrong

>>5004268 (OP)
kek’d

>>5004268 (OP)
If you go back to the Pleistocene, horses were being hunted by sabertooth cats. Kicking anything that you think might be behind you and then running for the next half hour was a pretty good strat for not getting eaten.

>>5004268 (OP)
Why did you post Bojack tho

>>5004273
i hate phoneposters so much its unreal

>>5004268 (OP)
Modern horses were domesticated from wild horses which were smaller, their main form of defense was to simply run away and that instinct has not left them

>>5004268 (OP)
Because they are prey animals

>>5004273
Fun read, learned a lot

>>5004268 (OP)
Because your horse is deliberately being a massive dick to you in order that you'll fuck off back to the house or wherever instead of riding it.

>>5004507
Umm, Chud, don't you know herbivores are le hecking badasses that always fight off predators?

>>5005539
>le hecking
Appalling.