Thread 5004279

Why do horses eat baby chickens like free marshmallows?

>>5004279 (OP)
Everyone loves chicken nuggies!

>>5004280
Okay but this is seriously fucked up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

>one ten year old video exists
>"OMG WHY DO HORSES GORGE THEMSELVES ON HUNDREDS OF BABY CHICKS EACH DAY ISN'T THAT WHACKY???
reddit

>>5004284
Here's a second one faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268&pp=ygUUaG9yc2VzIGVhdGluZyBjaGlja3M%3D

>>5004282
>>5004399
mmmm...nuggies

>>5004399
Sorry let me rectify:
>two ten year old videos exist
>"OMG WHY DO HORSES GORGE THEMSELVES ON HUNDREDS OF BABY CHICKS EACH DAY ISN'T THAT WHACKY???
reddit

>>5004407
The second one is from 4 years ago retard, also that whole exaggerating what OP said is pure faggotry

Because "herbivore" is a meme.

>>5004279 (OP)
Deer will eat baby rabbits too. It's a survival instinct and a calorie is a calorie.

Its usually an indicator that the animal's diet is lacking something.

>>5004279 (OP)
Horses hunger for flesh almost constantly. Their lack of normal access to such things creates the illusion of herbivorey. Their teeth have evolutionary adaptations to crunch and grind bone,flesh, and cartilage down into a pasta before it efficiently digested.

This is why we must be so careful when hand feeding such beasts. One slip up and a finger, hand or worse could be lost in mere seconds.

>>5004407
>>5004284
Cope

>>5004422
Correct

>>5004410
>two (2) videos exist
>"OMG WHY DO HORSES GORGE THEMSELVES ON HUNDREDS OF BABY CHICKS EACH DAY ISN'T THAT WHACKY???"
reddit fgt

>>5004575
>Someone isn't point a camera at literally every single instance of this particular event? THIS MEANS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN OK?
reddit

>>5004282
Why did they just let him

>>5004407
>trust me bro. we- i mean they totally don't eat chicks bro

>>5004422
This, even "obligate" herbivores will eat meat if they can to round out their diets with minerals and protein they can't extract from plant material.

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>>5004422
This
>>5004569
No. There are no herbivores, just obligate carnivores.
>>5004751
>me when I take ivermectin and horse electrolyte powder

>>5004744
What about pandas?

I saw bears eating grass too, i don't start threads about it

>>5004284
>>5004407
>>5004575
>>5004576
>>5004937
Ungulates regularly consume meat, it is not that big of an anomaly. reddit obsessed moron
>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/229799651_Predation_on_ground-nesting_seabirds_by_island_populations_of_red_deer_Cervus_elaphus_and_sheep_Ovis#:~:text=Ruminants%20such%20as%20deer%20and,%2C%201988)%20.%20...
>https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/nature_and_travel/2022/01/21/sheep_eat_arctic_tern_eggs_and_chicks/

>>5004407
>>5004937
Correct. It does happen, but it's an extreme rarity, mostly to animals in captivity. (a random wild horse is not regularly coming across baby chickens running around in flat open ground to be consumed for 'free calories". If it was in any way a normal part of their diet, they would have sharp teeth to consume flesh, as any animal who regularly consumes meat (omnivores, carnivores, humans, etc.) have.

>>5004574
>>5004817
>>5004958
cringe psuedo intellectuals.

Vaguely remember the answer why but it had something to do with urine chickens produce horses are drawn to

>>5004963
>Correct. It does happen, but it's an extreme rarity, mostly to animals in captivity
>a random wild horse is not regularly coming across baby chickens running around in flat open ground to be consumed for 'free calories"
You mean exactly what was proven true in the two articles above?
>If it was in any way a normal part of their diet, they would have sharp teeth to consume flesh, as any animal who regularly consumes meat (omnivores, carnivores, humans, etc.) have
Behold, a herbivore

>>5004967
I have zero interest in speaking to a 19 y/old 4channer who learned "le interesting factoid" and has now dedicated their entire personality to it.

Instead, I will leave you with this singular image and ask you; "Do pigs eat grass?". You are a simpleton.

>>5004973
>AI generated image
Get a load of this fucking moron. This is what a real pig’s teeth look like
>Do pigs eat grass?
Yes

>>5004973
>does this animal famous for eating everything eat this thing
gee I dunno what do you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmSTBfPxWA

>>5004973
yes lmao, they'll eat anything

>>5004963
Sorry Anon you gave me your award. Here take this back.

Cows, deer and horses eat baby chickens like they lick rocks for sodium. The complex structure of ruminant's stomachs makes for a poor digestion of meat. It might be even be hurting them because it could rot and introduce unwelcome bacteria to their digestive track by sitting in their stomach for hours.

>>5005071
They would have to eat a much larger amount than they are known to for that to hurt them

>>5005082
Probably, my point was that herbivores eating meat is just an anomaly.

>>5004963
>If it was in any way a normal part of their diet, they would have sharp teeth to consume flesh
Kindergartner level understanding of both evolution and zoology.

>>5004937
There are no carnivores either, look at them muching on grass, fruit or their preys stomach o occasion. Labels are lies.

>>5004731
Kek

>>5004973
Pig teeth don’t look like that. That’s ai

>>5004279 (OP)
Horses
Are
Demons

>>5004279 (OP)
>>5004282
>>5004399
>>5004422
>it’s actually real
LOL

>>5004422
>>5004744

To be fair, there are some obligate herbivores, who can't even process insects, much less meat. The koala, for example. Their metabolism is so divergent from ours, that im pretty sure, their meat is straight up toxic to humans.

I recently learned that duikers will eat carrion and small animals.

>>5004973
You're such a fucking retarded faggot

>>5004422
That dog at the 46 second mark is so fucking jealous lmao

>>5004422
Most of it is, there are some real exclusive herbivores though. Beavers for example exclusively eat plant materials. Only about 3% of 'herbivores' are true exclusive herbivores.

>>5006838
This is like saying cats are not obligate carnivores because they will eat corn or grass.

>carnivore eats plant matter
>silence
>herbivore eats baby bird
>LMAOO SEE EVEN HERBIVORES LIKE TO EAT MEAT ITS JUST THAT TASTY!!
The only reason people care about it is so they have an excuse to shit on vegetarians and vegans

>>5006917
Vegans are objectively mentally ill because their diet lacks cholesterol and saturated animal fats, which are required for hormones, nervous system, and cell walls.

Vegetarians can be healthy if they eat lots of eggs and fish.

Both are a form of orthorexia if "animal welfare" is mentioned in relation to "nutritionally complete diet."

Also my cats have eaten grass for fun plenty of times, though they normally throw it up after.

>>5006713
Yup. Most herbivores references their food strategy, not what they at. Grass and leaves are everywhere for free. If they come across a carcass or roadkill, they will have a few bites.

OH. MY. SCIENCE. can you guys BELIEVE ALL herbivores are basically living woodchippers for meat because their hunger for flesh is so great? im literally shaking rn

>>5006914
In nature, humans die without animal derived food sources.
We are obligate omnivores.

Vegans deny this, therefore we may as well deny that cats are obligate carnivores because you can keep one alive (in poor shape) on a specially formulated vegan diet fortified with industrially produced synthetic nutrients.

And then the trucks dont show up one week and your cat gets sick from gut shock when going back to meat.

>>5007042
>Vegetarian
>Eating fish
You retards do know fish are animals right? With flesh on their bones?
Also eating lots of eggs will cause your cholesterol to skyrocket, have fun with your clogged arteries

>>5004282
>TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET-ACK

>>5007084
I eat 2-4 eggs a day and have really low blood pressure and suspiciously healthy cholesterol levels

>>5006917
>silence
See >>5005272

>>5007084
>Also eating lots of eggs will cause your cholesterol to skyrocket
Wow, the propaganda machine really got to you.
I hope you don't also believe the margarine is better for you than butter.

>>5007084
Did you just come straight from the 90s?

>>5007084
uhhh.... tons of vegetarians eat fish.

>>5007239
Those are pescatarians, not vegetarians. Salmon is not a vegetable, fish meat is still meat

>>5007240
they call themselves vegetarians
you can find many vegetarians complaining about other vegetarians eating fish online, literally just go look it up

>>5007285
>they call themselves vegetarians
It's just a semantics issue and arguing semantics is silly even when you are 100% correct. It's never worth it to argue what someone else brands himself as.

>>5007394
Well, I won't keep arguing then, but I do think in context it's a reasonable definition if its adherents include it.

>>5004279 (OP)
Welp it's bc the spectrum of Herbivores and Carnivores is less of a black n' white situation and more of a shade of grades thing. Both carnivores and herbivores have the obvious type that can only eat meat/plants that we all know and then there's the ones that can also eat from the other spectrum bc they need some nutrients and their stomachs have the capability to process that. For example, some cows in India have been seen eating some snakes and horses sometimes eat chickens for a similar reason, and on the side of carnivores some polar bears have been seen eating other things like algae and berries.
So yeah, the schools have all lied to you have carnivores and herbivores, and they eat li'l chicks bc they are full of nutrients that a horse might want.

>it's okay when we do it
why are humancels like this?

>>5007084
>You retards do know fish are animals right? With flesh on their bones?
100%. where does this bullshit of distinguishing land animal flesh and marine animal flesh come from anyway, other than for cooking? how could anyone possibly think that you can regularly eat animals and still be vegetarian?

>>5006713
Of course it's 'real'. WTF does that even mean? Why are you surprised? Did you think it was going to be "A.I." or some shit?
Fucking retard zoomers are always suspicious or astounded at regular things normal people just accept.

>>5007645
Obtained via very different means
Appear different when preparing... which is something very important that you're scoffing at for some reason
Historical precedent, both via religious institutions and cultural ones
Ethical factors; some people believe only warm-blooded animals, or only tetrapods, or etc can feel pain or think fully, so something like fish are fine. Similar exceptions are made for shellfish, or similar.
Definitionally; as some people have historically defined vegetarianism as including the ability to eat fish.
Not sure why this is hard for you to grasp. Vegetarianism itself is pretty retarded, so the people that decided that fish was fine were doing themselves a favor.

>>5004279 (OP)
Obligate herbivory is basically a myth. Cows will eat snakes, manatees will eat dead fish, pandas round out their diet with a bit of meat and fish, damn near everything will eat eggs if they can find it, and deer make forensics a pain in the ass by eating human corpses and chewing on their bones. Being an herbivore is kind of a massive pain in the ass and meat is loaded with tons of nutrients that you just can't get from plants. Don't kid yourself Billy, if a cow had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

>>5007894
>Being an herbivore is kind of a massive pain in the ass
If its such "a pain in the ass" why did those animals develop dentition that are better for chewing plant matter and digestive systems optimized for getting nutrients out of plants because of how widespread they are? They are surrounded by small animals so why don't the try to hunt and eat them on a regular basis to get 'muh nutrients'?
>if a cow had the chance he'd eat you
Farmers/ranchers are around cows all the time, and I've never heard of one preying on a human.
You sound like you have a irrational hatred towards herbivory, did some vegan piss you off?

>>5007973
vegetation doesn't fight back

>>5007973
Being an herbivore is a pain in the ass even when you're not a koala and choose to specialize in eating one plant so hard that it makes you retarded because plant material is way harder to digest than meat, it's why so many herbivores have massive guts that are solely dedicated to processing food that they've already chewed up and spit out 5 different times, and even then a lot of it doesn't get properly digested which is why so much herbivore poop is basically just giant chunks of undigested plant matter. It's like nature's corn. They can live off of plant matter just fine, but they need supplements every now and then, it's why you see deer and giraffes just chewing on bones for calcium. These animals wouldn't be engaging in this behavior without some kind of benefit, a cow eating a snake carries an inherit risk of the snake being venomous and seriously injuring or killing the cow, but the cow does it anyway because he's a culinary visionary who wants to cut out the middle man between spaghetti and meatballs.

>>5004855
Pandas will eat meat when given the chance, they're still bears after all. Po could've just eaten Lord Shen.

If horses were carnivores they'd be near the most terrifying thing on the planet. Imagine a pack of 1000lb hunters that can chase you down for 100 miles, work as a team and sprint at 30mph.

Only thing more deadly would be one with a man sitting on his back

>>5008474
>sprint at 30mph.
At least 40, mate.

>>5008474
We used to hunt mammoths using pointy sticks so I don't think carnivore horses would be problem.

>>5008474
Imagine if they looked like that and laughed like hyenas

>>5008240
>>5008241
Very well put. Also herbivores have bacteria in their gut that transforms fiber into PUFAs (poly unsaturated fats.) That's how cows, gorillas, and horses get huge eating mostly plants.

>>5004973
Your age is showing boomer

>>5004744
You need to be "adapted" to actually get "full" nutrition from plants, but what about meat - I'd assume they're so well adapted to eating vegetative matter (grass specifically) that everything else takes a backseat.

>>5010132
You need to have special adaptations to digesting meat, killing as much of the stuff living in it as possible, and getting it out of your body before anything still living in it reproduces

Humans have these for example, our guts are shorter than any great ape, our molars are sharper, and we prolifically produce strong enzymes and ph 1 stomach acid.

Any gut fermentation makes eating meat your enemy. One bad bite and whatever lives in that meat has a few days to colonize your digestive tract.

>this entire thread
lol

>>5004963
Sharp teeth are only dietarily useful for animals that need to cut chunk of meat from a bigger body. For exemple, human canines are extremely dull and vestigial at this point because we used tools to cut our meat into bits for a long time in our evolution. If an animal as big as a horse regularly ate baby chicks (not saying that I agree with this statement), then it wouldn't need sharp teeth since it can already get them whole in its mouth

>>5010138
Yeah I knew about the stomach pH and intestinal length, I just wondered of there was any "biochemical" or digestive "block" on actually utilising animal matter if you're "obligate" herbivorous.

As in can they actually digest and use it properly (like we can digest and eat meat and are well adapted but is that because it's easier by default to utilise the nutrients, but on the other hand our gut is not quite so well adapted as to get away with eating raw meat or digesting bone)

>>5010623
We can eat raw fat and meat and dissolve bone

Hcl, bile salts, pepsin, and pancreatic enzymes dissolve that shit almost immediately. The appendix exists soley to harbor gut bacteria in case you get sick from it. In herbivores its a fermentation pouch so they’d get even sicker from it.

>>5006766
to be even more fair obligate herbivore doesn't even properly describe a Koala given they can't even eat any other plant or fruit matter except for eucalyptus leaves, Hell they can only eat eucalyptus leaves from around 40 of the 700 species of eucalyptus trees found in Australia, they are absurdly specialized

nutrients - this picture was taken during a phosphorous limitation study so the cows started eating rabbits to get phosphorous from their bones

>>5007101
daily life of a twatter user

>>5004974
not his fault that the stock images are ai generated shit nowadays

>>5010816
It is his fault for being unable to recognise it as AI and for intentionally picking the scariest looking example to try and prove his point

There’s a reason demons in myth and folklore have hoofs.

>>5004279 (OP)
.........sad

>>5010714
theres a video of a koala eating an apple that sometimes gets posted in webm threads

>>5014064
That koala is a genius

>>5004282
You think that's bad? look at this shit they're not even safe from goats.
https://youtu.be/MBx5llDgefw?si=pBZRxK3_MPFrtdmL

>>5015667
Jesus Christ

>>5008474
We need more creepy alien horses like that in horror sci-fi

>>5010732
>somehow know in their bones they need phosphorous, and that rabbits are the way
Creepy

>>5016226
instinct is instinct. When I haven't slept properly in weeks I'll crave grape juice. Why I have no fucking idea, I'd never had grape juice before but I know it makes me feel better other than sleeping but we don't always get that option.

>>5004279 (OP)
Carnivores don't actually exist. Lions eat watermelons.

>>5015915
Nah he ain't here.

>>5004279 (OP)
Pure evil

>>5015667
chick-buf-a

>>5008474
Humans dealt with wolves, tons of other crazy ass predators, and bears bigger than polar bears. I think a carnivorous horse would be much the same thing in the end. We'd either kill it or relegate it largely to areas where we don't live. Or domesticate them. Compared to some of the animals humans already had to compete with, a horse with sharper teeth probably wouldn't even be in the top 10 threats.

>>5004284
>>5004407
>>5004575
>>5004937
>>5006917
>>5007063
What a fag holy shit

>>5017965
No u

Literal demonic animal

>>5008474
It wouldn't work in nature.
How are you going to sneak up on other animals while you have HOOVES??
torch-blind man thing

>>5019365
It's called chasing them down

Chickens are so stupid lol

>>5007545
>Made in the image of...

>>5010807
Kek

>>5019365
>it wouldn’t work in nature

Chickens are the only animals that activate my cuteness aggression so I enjoy watching them get bullied by everything

>>5004279 (OP)
I'm not a biologist, but there's this classic saying that ''all animals are omnivores''. Deer also do this behaviour & rabbits have been known to chew on bones for nutrition. If it's easy to catch & edible there's nothing stopping it from eating it. Meat is more nutritious & has more calories than than more plant matter like grass. I'm only speculating, so please take it with a grain of salt.

>>5006914
That's why I'm not saying 'obligate carnivore', but 'exclusive'. Yes, cats are obligate carnivores, they cannot naturally survive and be healthy without eating meat, but they are not exclusive carnivores, meaning they would never ever eat anything but meat.
In this same way horses are obligate herbivores, they need nutrients from plants that they cannot get anywhere else (because they either aren't found anywhere but in plants, or because their digestive system cannot extract those nutrients from other types of food), but they aren't exclusive herbivores, as they will occasionally eat meat like small birds and rodents.

>>5020870
In short:
Obligate = They need said type of food to survive
Exclusive = They will never eat anything else but said type of food

>>5004282
i don't think the horae knows that, plus baby birds are every animals favorite snack

Don't know why anyone is complaining horses are great, underrated preds. I wish I was one of those baby chicks.

>>5004967
>>5004973
>>5004974
Of all the animals I kill for sport, pleasure and work, these pieces of shit are my favorite.
I could just watch them die all day and never lose a second of sleep about it.

Evil. Pure evil.

>>5022451
No it’s nature

>>5022876
No it’s malevolence. God is dead.

>>5004279 (OP)
Cuz Baby chicks are faggots and deserve thekr place as the #1 rated food om earth

>>5004279 (OP)
The second they have an oppurtunity to eat you or your family they will take it.

>>5004279 (OP)
No pain no gains, didn't say whose pain it was tho.

>>5004282
noooo :((((

>>5004279 (OP)
Who wouldn't want some tasty free mcnuggets?

>>5004279 (OP)
>the dinosaurs evolved into this
what a dire existence.

>>5004963
Wild hippos will not only eat meat, but even engage in cannibalism. Not surprising they're the closest living relatives of cetaceans.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150123-hippos-cannibalism-animals-food-science

>>5027277
From reptilian super predators to fluffy, bite sized nuggets for horses and livestock for humans. Name a bigger downfall.

>>5024031
Why are its eyes like that

>>5017965
The easiest way to paint yourself as the biggest faggot in the thread is to mass reply.

>>5027627
Because the rest of the thread is so high quality and shouldn’t be disrupted

>>5004279 (OP)
>>5004282
>>5004399
I fucking hate horses so much it's unreal. Ugly creature with a bunch of weirdo furfags jerking it off.

>>5027872
This but unironically.

>>5027872
>I fucking hate horses so much it's unreal. Ugly creature with a bunch of weirdo furfags jerking it off.

>>5028099
>CHADcken
yeah, what about it?

>>5028099
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

>>5028374
No!