Every rabbit I've befriended has been eaten by hawks or cats.

>>5004322 (OP)
same. used to have some in my yard when I moved here 10 years ago. the stray cat population grew thanks to old ladies feeding them outside. no more rabbits here anymore.

>>5004327
one in particular was cool with me and would sit down by me while I was outside. like a foot away. wouldn't let me touch him though

Every rabbit I've befriended owns land in all the Scandinavias, has won multiple Super Bowls, eats exactly 38 pancakes a day and has simultaneously lived long and died young

>>5004329
oh yeah? Betcha you can't eat one pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison AND run a mile in the nude

>>5004322 (OP)
Reminder you are a relatively giant creature with a mostly erect posture and forward-facing eyes any predator can see from miles away and follow what it is that has your attention (like a bird or rabbit)

Anon: "I like bunny wabbits"
Every hawk and cat in the tri-state area: "imma follow this dude and get a free lunch"

>>5004322 (OP)
I was in the park the other day, scheming about how I could secretly introduce breeding pairs to add bunnies. Then suddenly a pair of rabbits hopped out of the bushes. I’m convinced I created some bunnies through sheer willpower.

>>5004467
Those dang predatory rabbits are too smart!

>>5004322 (OP)
Just kill the cats and teach the hawks to kill more cats, problem solved.

>Have a flock of blackbirds hanging around
>Hawks are no longer an issue