Thread 5004583

would you save the reddit animal or the reddit painting?

>>5004583 (OP)
I would tie you to both tracks

>>5004583 (OP)
painting

>>5004583 (OP)
>>5004587
shalom dogredditor

>>5004589
I actually like cats more its just that I find the painting more valuable. Dogs smell like shit and jump on you, fuck them.

>>5004592
based

>>5004592
>muh value
Mona Lisa is an ugly, mediocre painting nobody gave a single shit about until it was stolen from the Louvre in the 1910s, making international headlines and leading to a bunch of conspiracy theories around its theft. When it was recovered, tons of people went to see it just due to media hype and because it was trendy to do so.

>>5004583 (OP)
There's millions of prints of the Mona Lisa. Everyone on the planet has seen it, and it's always a google away. It's a smoke ruined painting of a guy in a wig. The cat's a living thing that values its life.

Which option would also kill you? I'll take that one.

I would kill a billion cats for no reason

>>5004583 (OP)
You could tie fifty thousand cats on one rail and the other rail would be empty, and I'd still choose to run over cats

>>5004589
Muslims hate dogs and love cats
Thus dog = white person pet cat = shitskin pet

>>5004583 (OP)
>I asked text autocomplete what comes after the text of a trolley problem and you won't believe what it suggested!

>>5004654
Why do I see more brown and poor people owning dogs

>>5004672
Confirmation bias

>>5004592
Salami alakum

>>5004672
You live in a fourth world area of a third world country.

>>5004645
SEAmonkey opinions dont matter

>>5004681
>Salami alakum
I call black American Muslims who don't know shit about their chosen religion "Assalamu-Fake-ums". I was in a bar in the hood once and this negro comes in with his two, veiled negro wives and the one bitch was lifting her veil to drink her beer. I was cracking the fuck up.
Also, I got a fat Arab friend that we call AllahuSnackbar or just Snacks for short.
>>5004640
I don't like cats but I wouldn't hurt one. Still, >>5004639

>>5004697
Don't encourage people to actually follow islam, please. That religion is objectively evil.

>>5004583 (OP)
The reddit painting because it's worth enough money to make my dog immortal

>>5004698
kill yourself dogredditor

>>5004708
pork be upon you my brother all ham da lillah

>>5004697
Nation of Islam isn't the same thing as real Islam retard. It's about the same as Mormons are to Christians.

>>5004711
filthy kike. you will burn in hell, dogredditor. christ shows no mercy to dogfaggots

this thread is /v/ tier. real shame how bad /an/'s gotten lately.

>>5004720
projection

>>5004589
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/filename/1461363379520.jpg/
take your meds catschizo

>>5004722
>fake website
>>5004724
>ai generated image

>>5004725
>fake website
lmao cope harder catschizo

>>5004730
i know you are but what am i

>>5004587
This, you are only allowed to chose the cat if you're vegan

>>5004735
is this your last cope

>>5004734
>i know you are but what am i
you a schizophrenic spamming faggot lol
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/i%20know%20you%20are%20but%20what%20am%20i/
>>5004736
oh look it's your other catchphrase
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/is%20this%20your%20last%20cope/
take your meds

>>5004689
SEAnigs are composed of 2% water and 98% toxoplasmosis, so you're not wrong there

If it was my cat? The cat. If it was a cute cat? The cat. If it was an ugly cat? The cat.

Cat.

>>5004737
ok dogredditor. now denounce the talmud. oh wait...

>>5004750
obsessed psychotic dogfaggot. literally rent free

>>5004759
I denounce the talmud.
now take your meds

>>5004762
>filthy jew kike used a capital i instead of an L
kys dogredditor

>>5004763
I denounce the TALMUD and you should kill yourself

>>5004759
The talmud is bullshit and israeli dual citizens should not be allowed to hold government positions.

Your move, catredditor.

>>5004765
>>5004767
is this your last cope

>>5004771
>is this your last cope
lmao he posted it again!

>>5004763
Scroll down and change the style to "Burichan" or "Futaba", it's in the bottom right corner.