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Anonymous No.5005195 >>5006464
Horse General
SUMMER HAS ARRIVED IN FULL BLAST EDITION

Previous neighers: >>4989038
Anonymous No.5005196 >>5006493
Anonymous No.5005199
Anonymous No.5005202
This is your reminder to stay hydrated my friends
Anonymous No.5005205
Anonymous No.5005220 >>5005225
We washed our horses yesterday. Immediately after they had the zoomies and rolled around in the dirt.
Anonymous No.5005225 >>5005236
>>5005220
>Immediately after they had the zoomies and rolled around in the dirt.
Anonymous No.5005236 >>5005239
>>5005225
It was pretty funny. When they were almost done they politely pushed open the gate of the washing stall, walked out into the field and proceeded to roll around. Both of them.
Anonymous No.5005239 >>5005240
>>5005236
They look like really lovable goofs. You're lucky
Anonymous No.5005240
>>5005239
:D They can get a little sassy, but they are pretty sweet.
Anonymous No.5005249 >>5005252 >>5005461 >>5005759 >>5005966
Anonymous No.5005252
>>5005249
Why are quarterhorselets like this
Anonymous No.5005461 >>5005876
>>5005249
>ywn charge women $1000 to breed them
Why live...
Anonymous No.5005759 >>5005876
>>5005249
$1000 breed him? Sick fuck owners
Anonymous No.5005876 >>5005886 >>5005901 >>5005918
>>5005461
>>5005759
You have to be pureblooded for that, with a family of high achievers too. Can you claim to have that?
Anonymous No.5005886 >>5005904
>>5005876
Can I take the ferry over and look at cool horses
Anonymous No.5005901 >>5005904 >>5005951
>>5005876
No way the horses will fit through that tunnel in the obstacle course
Anonymous No.5005904 >>5005930 >>5005932
>>5005886
Naturally. It's in the north too, where the ferry terminals are. Check when Hjallerup Marked is next year.

>>5005901
You'd be surprised!
Anonymous No.5005918 >>5005922
>>5005876
HOLY CHUNK
Anonymous No.5005922
>>5005918
too many smΓΈrebrΓΈds
Anonymous No.5005930
>>5005904
>dorsal stripe
A sign of great wisdom
Anonymous No.5005932 >>5005974
>>5005904
Do you know if it's legal to bring a horse back with me on the ferry
Anonymous No.5005951 >>5005959
>>5005901
its not for horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-MPo1d_C4
Anonymous No.5005959
>>5005951
>its not for horses
NOT with that attitude.
Anonymous No.5005966
>>5005249
Mares will have no problems mating with a kidslookin touchable as long as he is a Stud
Anonymous No.5005974 >>5006162
>>5005932
Sure, if you bring it in one of these
Anonymous No.5006162 >>5006480
>>5005974
Dang. I was hoping to just pocket one on the sly and quietly disappear.

The ferry problem is going to require some creative thinking.
Anonymous No.5006214 >>5006242
Big fat mare teats
Anonymous No.5006242 >>5006255
>>5006214
Anonymous No.5006244 >>5006476 >>5006482 >>5006577
horse deer ceasefire????
Anonymous No.5006255
>>5006242
MOOOOODS A PONY DELETE THIS WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Anonymous No.5006460
No pony ceasefire apparently.
Anonymous No.5006464
>>5005195 (OP)
got any good horse owner youtube pages?
Anonymous No.5006476 >>5017928
>>5006244
>The stag was a better fighter than the horse and used to drive him
>from the pasture they shared, until the loser in this lengthy contest
>begged the assistance of man and accepted the bit; but after [the horse]
>parted from his enemy in haughty triumph, [the horse] did not get rid of the
>rider from his back or the bit from his mouth. In this way the man
>whose fear of poverty makes him forfeit freedom, something worth more
>than gold, will in his greed carry a master and be a slave for
>ever, because he does not know how to live on a little.

So said the Roman poet Horace, 20BC.
Anonymous No.5006480
>>5006162
Where you're going you don't need a ferry.
Anonymous No.5006482
>>5006244
There was a red deer that kept visiting the fences at night and then one summer she showed up with a horse deer hybrid. Big deer made us sign an NDA but it expired last year.
Anonymous No.5006493 >>5006504
>>5005196
That's a kelpie. Don't get on its back.
Anonymous No.5006495
If you think on an animal too long you start to take on the characteristics of the animal. Enjoy horse general responsibly.
Anonymous No.5006504 >>5006552 >>5007836
>>5006493
There's a story about a man who tricked a kelpie into being his slave with a magic silver bit.

https://tracscotland.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Graham-of-Morphie-and-the-Kelpie.pdf

I think if the average horse general had beautiful chestnut talking horse slave they wouldn't be at risk of any curses but more at risk of ejaculating all of the water out of their body in the first day.
Anonymous No.5006552 >>5007826
>>5006504
/an/horse users would seduce the kelpie into helping build the castle. No need to trick it.
Anonymous No.5006557 >>5007265 >>5014449
>see sign
>go in
>zero ponies
Bullshit
Anonymous No.5006577
>>5006244
can love bloom on the grass field?
Anonymous No.5006771 >>5006784
Anonymous No.5006784 >>5006812
>>5006771
That horse was attempting to share some of the most esoteric and powerful horse secrets known to horse and she merely gave him smooches. Women...
Anonymous No.5006812 >>5006816
>>5006784
What's better? Esoteric knowledge or horse smooches?
Anonymous No.5006816 >>5006860
>>5006812
Both. Simultaneously.
Anonymous No.5006860 >>5006958
>>5006816
Esoteric whispers only end up telling you to seek out horse smooches ultimately.
Anonymous No.5006915
Anonymous No.5006958
Anyone ever been on the horsemanship?

>>5006860
Damn that is true esoteria. Ill take that one to heart
Anonymous No.5007011 >>5007032
June is almost over
Anonymous No.5007032
>>5007011
Proof horses are wholesome (when they aren't eating chicken nuggets.)
Anonymous No.5007256 >>5007334
Wow you're a small horse!
Wow you're a big dog!
Anonymous No.5007265 >>5007291
>>5006557
Pony's board is down the hall and to the left
Anonymous No.5007291 >>5007308
>>5007265
I wish there was a board for ponies. Might make them more accessible.
Anonymous No.5007308 >>5007310
>>5007291
>Considering selling dear Rascal as I have only a FEW mares
What logic is this. If he kept him and them he'd suddenly get more mares.
Anonymous No.5007310 >>5007311 >>5007333
>>5007308
maybe rascal was permanently asking for more mares which that guy couldn't provide
Anonymous No.5007311
>>5007310
He wanted a harem with at least 14 concubines.
Anonymous No.5007313 >>5007322 >>5007353 >>5007445
Boys I need help with horse related information. I saw once on here that female horses get warmed up by a small pretty male horse before they can be bred by a bull and I need to verify this, I sure as fuck can not find this shit on Google. This is extremely important for a thought experiment.
Anonymous No.5007322
>>5007313
>bred by a bull
wtf don't let dirty *ows mount mares
Anonymous No.5007333
>>5007310
Sorry. A marem actually.
Anonymous No.5007334
>>5007256
dream team
Anonymous No.5007353
>>5007313
You should try >>>/interracial/
Anonymous No.5007422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57AzhJ_1xVk
Doto-san chomping grass
Anonymous No.5007423
Kiss the ring
Anonymous No.5007445 >>5007475 >>5007668
>>5007313
Just walk down to your local horse and ask them, I'd sure they'd love to answer your question
Anonymous No.5007475 >>5007568 >>5007575
>>5007445
Nah I found it, it's called a teaser horse and it doesn't work how I thought it did. This was for actually for a bishonen debate.
Anonymous No.5007568 >>5007577
>>5007475
There's a rumor that in ye olden times there was a gut who's job was being in relationships with the mares, so they could be distracted enough to let stallions breed them, though it could just be fan fiction.
Anonymous No.5007572 >>5007577
There's a rumor that in ye olden times there was a guy who's job was being in relationships with the mares, so they could be distracted enough to let stallions breed them, though it could just be fan fiction.
Anonymous No.5007575 >>5007577
>>5007475
There's a rumor that in ye olden times there was a guy who's job was being in relationships with the mares, so they could be distracted enough to let stallions breed them, though it could just be fan fiction.
Anonymous No.5007577 >>5007585
>>5007568
>>5007572
>>5007575
i saw that
Anonymous No.5007585 >>5007666
>>5007577
Yeah I didn't type so good
Anonymous No.5007666 >>5007698
>>5007585
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
Anonymous No.5007668
>>5007445
There's that anon that a horse spoke to and it completely destroyed his mind.
Anonymous No.5007670 >>5007675
I'm very tired. Good night.
Anonymous No.5007675 >>5007676
>>5007670
It's scary to think about all the horses in the dark. Just looming. Goodnight, anon.
Anonymous No.5007676 >>5007679
>>5007675
Anonymous No.5007679
>>5007676
The horse needs scratched
Anonymous No.5007691
Honse
Anonymous No.5007698
>>5007666
Mfw Anon points out my postfails
Anonymous No.5007815 >>5007822 >>5007827 >>5007909
How does this make you feel?
Anonymous No.5007822
>>5007815
Snuffling is good for them.
Anonymous No.5007826
>>5006552
>/an/horse users would seduce the kelpie
could just leave it there
Anonymous No.5007827 >>5007828
>>5007815
why the fuck would you feed them PVC
Anonymous No.5007828
>>5007827
Vet said my horse had a pvc deficiency
Anonymous No.5007836
>>5006504
It's such a poor use of a mythical creature. Even if he used it as the best horse in the world he'd have made ten times his fortune but no, ask the horse to build a castle. I'd have convinced the kelpie to marry me over the course of ten years and then give her back the bridle.
Anonymous No.5007854 >>5014558
What are some unusual activities that a horse would enjoy?
Anonymous No.5007862
Anonymous No.5007909 >>5007951
>>5007815
>snufflemats
the whole dog as child phenomenon is creepy
Anonymous No.5007951
>>5007909
>dog
Anon...
Anonymous No.5008288 >>5008477 >>5008741
>when Anon says he doesn't like horses
Anonymous No.5008353 >>5008355
Anonymous No.5008355 >>5008368 >>5008442 >>5008522
>>5008353
Do horses pay attention to your fingers at all or will they bite them
Anonymous No.5008368
>>5008355
They're usually gentle when taking food of your hand
Anonymous No.5008442
>>5008355
You knead to ask them.
Anonymous No.5008477 >>5008488
>>5008288
Wow I really like horses now
Anonymous No.5008488
>>5008477
You've made a wise decision.
Anonymous No.5008522
>>5008355
depends how much your fingers look like carrots
Anonymous No.5008523 >>5008548
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7hrs2jNX1gE
Anonymous No.5008548 >>5008554
>>5008523
A horse texted me a neighcist joke and I got fired.
Anonymous No.5008554
>>5008548
It sucks when neich-r sides against you.
Anonymous No.5008730
Remember to be nice to the horbse
Anonymous No.5008741
>>5008288
This could be the last thing I see before o die and I would die content.
Anonymous No.5008755 >>5008780 >>5008810 >>5008877 >>5008924 >>5008927 >>5008936
I moved to a different part of town and now I am suddenly for the first time in my life surrounded by horse owners. I had no idea this would happen but I guess here I am. I had never seen a horse irl prior to this and theyre much larger in person than I thought they would be. They're look like theyre around 7-8ft tall. Google says theyre not that tall but I saw what I saw
Anonymous No.5008780
>>5008755
just wait until you see the megamare
Anonymous No.5008810 >>5008882
>>5008755
Soon the horses will notice you and begin observing you.
Anonymous No.5008877 >>5008903 >>5008905
>>5008755
They come in all sizes. Remember to go for the shoulders with deep scritches.
Anonymous No.5008882
>>5008810
The noble soundhound.
Anonymous No.5008903
>>5008877
>live in RV with soft outdoor enclosure
>ponies
heaven
Anonymous No.5008905
>>5008877
weird looking dogs
Anonymous No.5008924
>>5008755
>They're look like theyre around 7-8ft tall. Google says theyre not that tall but I saw what I saw
My guess is that as being really new to horses you took their head height into accounts.
The official numbers only calculated from the withers which results in way lower numbers. Many horses would bump their heads on even really tall roofs but yeah, the official numbers are way less spectacular looking and are deceiving since they do not take the head into account.
Anonymous No.5008927
>>5008755
>They're look like theyre around 7-8ft tall. Google says they're not that tall but I saw what I saw
My guess is that as being really new to horses you took their head height into account.
The official numbers are calculated only from the withers which results in way lower numbers. Many horses would bump their heads on even really tall roofs but yeah, the official numbers are way less spectacular looking and are deceiving since they do not take the head into account.
Anonymous No.5008936 >>5008938 >>5008939 >>5010347
>>5008755
Wait till you see some Clydesdales, Shires, Hanoverians or Percherons like pic related in real life.
Anonymous No.5008938
>>5008936
That horse is too big

it craves being SMASHED and SLAMMED
Anonymous No.5008939 >>5008941 >>5010329
>>5008936
If ponies have hoof issues, do larger horses have stronger and more healthy hooves?
Anonymous No.5008941 >>5010336
>>5008939
It's like always with breeding shenanigans. The show abominations are often riddled with issues while the working horses (who can easily be just as tall) are way way healthier.
Anonymous No.5008951
Their immense size just makes a hug feel even more powerful
Anonymous No.5008953 >>5010031
Anonymous No.5009891 >>5009895 >>5009916
>look ma, I'm famous!
Anonymous No.5009895 >>5009903
>>5009891
What do they do to the horse in this feature?
Anonymous No.5009903 >>5009912
>>5009895
Use it as a suicide method
Anonymous No.5009912
>>5009903
Dying of a broken heart. The saddest suicide method.
Anonymous No.5009916 >>5009929
>>5009891
without him boeing can't make airplanes anymore
Anonymous No.5009929
>>5009916
I don't think he did volume calculations good either.
Anonymous No.5010031
>>5008953
We...we can make it work..
Anonymous No.5010139 >>5010223 >>5010253 >>5011731 >>5011782
Anonymous No.5010223
>>5010139
Anonymous No.5010253
>>5010139
from the thumbnail I thought it was a different video
Anonymous No.5010329 >>5010336
>>5008939
Pretty sure it's the other way around. Horses with large and heavy hooves are more susceptible to thrush and such because the hoof material is spread out over a bigger area as opposed to small hooves that are a more densely packed. Another thing is that heavy horses wear their hooves down just by moving their weight around, whereas small ponnies may not even need shoes at all and only the occassional trim.
Anonymous No.5010336
>>5008941
Nah, what >>5010329 said. Working amish draft horses that are essentially sled dog mutts of the horse world have fucking horrible feet. Like they're disabled by 10. Working drafts used by civilized people (lumber horses or driving horses) tend to have better feet.
I mean, not that you're wrong or anything, equine feet health absolutely can be genetics-influenced (friesians have notoriously godawful feet) but even ubermutts can have horrible feet.
Anonymous No.5010347
>>5008936
Anonymous No.5010370 >>5010412
have you guys ever seen war horse
Anonymous No.5010412
>>5010370
I am a war horse.
Anonymous No.5010562 >>5010564
Anonymous No.5010564
>>5010562
i wonder how a real horseracing sports anime would go, where the characters are like. jockeys and grooms and not little girls with horse ears. i'd watch the fuck out of that.
Anonymous No.5010588 >>5010590 >>5010619
Horse banter is the best
Anonymous No.5010590
>>5010588
visually reminding me a bit of that one anon's white fatty pony
Anonymous No.5010619 >>5010656
>>5010588
Whispering sweet nothings
Anonymous No.5010656
>>5010619
>I'll let you in on a little secret
Anonymous No.5010672
Anonymous No.5011139 >>5011195 >>5011201 >>5011486 >>5011564
Stonetoss made us a comic
Anonymous No.5011195
>>5011139
mlpfags did this joke better ten years ago, like 200 times
Anonymous No.5011201
>>5011139
Left eye of hors, upside down
Anonymous No.5011428
An anon on /pol/ claims that the Yakuza doesn't allow drawing of uma musume porn (the horse girl anime), because they are named after real horses.
>>>/pol/509452956
Anonymous No.5011486 >>5011497
>>5011139
i dont get it
Anonymous No.5011497 >>5011499
>>5011486
Something about putting a horse down if it's leg gets injured due to the severe difficulty of it healing
Anonymous No.5011499
>>5011497
I believe the question was probably part of the meme but thank you anyway, info anon.
Anonymous No.5011564 >>5011568 >>5011623 >>5011678
>>5011139
If a horse had the intelligence of a human, and could obey and cooperate with all the medical orders of a veterinarian, and had the wherewithal to stay calm and not sperg out, could they survive a broken leg, or is it just biologically impossible.
Anonymous No.5011568 >>5011613
>>5011564
Most high end horses have a grasp of the world on par with a 20 year old human. They just have the prey drive that makes them foolish.
Anonymous No.5011576 >>5011610
Are there any characters in popular literature that capture the spirit of a horse?
Anonymous No.5011610
>>5011576
How about Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
Anonymous No.5011613
>>5011568
>Most high end horses have a grasp of the world on par with a 20 year old human
They might be around the mid level of dogs, which is 3 years old spatially, 7 years old logically, and 14-16 years old socially.

If you're american this does describe a 20y/o adult tho
Anonymous No.5011623
>>5011564
Probably, but their legs are basically twigs compared to the size of their body. They already naturally have hoof issues due to the strain their biology is under, so a broken leg adding 25% more weight to the other 3 legs is unmanageable. I saw a dog with 3 legs and it got by fine hopping around, but a horse can't do that.

You also can't tell a horse "stay off that leg" or "tread lightly on it.," and it will likely break it again. I think someone mentioned prize race horses are held in a suspension contraption for a while to get all the extra "value" out of them they can, before euthanasia.
Anonymous No.5011678
>>5011564
Biologically it's very difficult for them regardless because their circulatory system relies on being able to stand and walk. Lying down for a long time might not kill them, but it would be unpleasant.
Anonymous No.5011694 >>5011735
what does it mean when a horse does this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
Anonymous No.5011731 >>5011756 >>5012414
>>5010139
Why do they do this?
Anonymous No.5011735
>>5011694
That's not a statement, that's a whole essay
Anonymous No.5011756
>>5011731
made for human men (to scratch her head)
Anonymous No.5011767
Anonymous No.5011782
>>5010139
I was wearing sweat pants and a horse put her entire face into them doing this
Anonymous No.5012231 >>5012374
I guess nobody has time to horse around anymore. I'll tell the foal factory to stop production immediately.
Anonymous No.5012374
>>5012231
she's lying, she's going to explode!
Anonymous No.5012414
>>5011731
Made for human men (to pet)
Anonymous No.5012455
Anonymous No.5012475 >>5013062 >>5013143 >>5013185
Is brushing the winter fur out a purely cosmetic thing or does cleaning out the old fluff have really important benefits for the horse?
Anonymous No.5013062
>>5012475
It should keep them cooler in summer?
Anonymous No.5013143
>>5012475
Now that is a thumbnail
Anonymous No.5013155
Anonymous No.5013185
>>5012475
You save up enough horse fluff and you an make a pony.
Anonymous No.5013305 >>5013316 >>5013317 >>5013334 >>5013341 >>5013373 >>5013908
show me some weird horse facts
Anonymous No.5013316 >>5013606 >>5014057
>>5013305
Apart from humans they are the only animals without penis bone
Anonymous No.5013317 >>5013319
>>5013305
they can drink more beer than you and it's actually good for them, specifically rich dark ales
Anonymous No.5013319
>>5013317
>specifically rich dark ales
that would get expensive quick
fucking snobs only want the best
Anonymous No.5013321 >>5013866
per rough adherence to government recommendations, this horse is getting his hourly corona booster
Anonymous No.5013334 >>5013340 >>5013607
>>5013305
You can inseminate a shetland mare with the sperm of a shire stallion and the shetland mare will go through the pregnancy and birth mostly fine, because the size of the mare's womb dictate how big the foal will be at birth. And yes, it can be done in reverse too, with a big mare being bred by a small stallion (horses will find a way - small stallions will stand on elevated ground behind the mare, or the mare will lay down to acommodate the stallion).
It's not recommended due to how differently built they are and it may cause problems for the resulting foal when it grows up, but it is possible.
Anonymous No.5013340
>>5013334
this can still lead to potentially deadly complications. it's not assured that this will always "just work"
Anonymous No.5013341
>>5013305
as horse you can even be born swole
Anonymous No.5013373
>>5013305
horses have whiskers
Anonymous No.5013390 >>5013611 >>5013639 >>5013660 >>5013661
Who was the greatest horse of all time?

I would suggest Bucephalus
Anonymous No.5013606 >>5013911
>>5013316
Tons of animals lack a bacculum but there are so many things that are unique to horses and humans when you line them up it begins to get suspicious.
Anonymous No.5013607
>>5013334
I only read the first six words and now I'm going to Super Jail.
Anonymous No.5013611 >>5014248
>>5013390
Lisette embodied all the best things about horse partnership
>fiercely loyal
>trained with hot lamb
>ate people multiple times
Anonymous No.5013639 >>5013828
>>5013390
Loki
Anonymous No.5013660 >>5013869
>>5013390
Sgt Reckless
Anonymous No.5013661 >>5013687
>>5013390
Call me sappy but I'm more impressed by even the most crippled horse that simply did its duty with us over one that happened to have a famous person ride it
Anonymous No.5013687
>>5013661
Bucephalus did a lot more than that. Alexander was often tip of the spear with his cavalry. Bucephalus charged and rode down the greatest warriors of the ancient world. He rode across half the world and was never beaten. You seriously underestimate the contributions of an ancient warhorse and the realities of what they went through.
Anonymous No.5013828 >>5013858 >>5014040
>>5013639
Did Loki fuck a giant as a mare as a prank or was there some underlying sexual element?
Anonymous No.5013858 >>5013865 >>5014040
>>5013828
it's wasn't a giant, but a giant's horse he fucked as a mare
but totally a prank, bro, haha
Anonymous No.5013865 >>5014102
>>5013858
Reminds me of the time I went for a smoke at a wedding and found the photographer in the barn making out with one of the horses and claimed it was for a joke but it was literally just him and two horses.
Anonymous No.5013866
>>5013321
nice tongue
Anonymous No.5013869 >>5013875
>>5013660
This
Anonymous No.5013875
>>5013869
posthumid snoofa booping out of respect
Anonymous No.5013908 >>5013942
>>5013305
horses have hooves
Anonymous No.5013911 >>5014041 >>5014088
>>5013606
like what else?
Anonymous No.5013942
>>5013908
>DEAFENING VACUUM WIND NOISES
Anonymous No.5014040 >>5014041
>>5013828
>>5013858
>guy challenges a god or something
>he has to complete building a cabin to win
>looking transforms into a mare and gets fucked by the horse to distract him
>it works, he gets pregnant and births the foals
It's a prank, haha :^)
Anonymous No.5014041 >>5014247
>>5014040
*loki, not looking
>>5013911
Women also go into heat once a month.
Anonymous No.5014057 >>5014059
>>5013316
that ain't true
Anonymous No.5014059 >>5014557
>>5014057
it is
Anonymous No.5014088
>>5013911
Sweating, sucking (to drink, not having to use the tongue) immune response
Anonymous No.5014102
>>5013865
he was pranking the horses of course, what a funny guy!
Anonymous No.5014247 >>5014534
>>5014041
The β€œguy” was a hrimthurs (antigod or giant depending on your preference of translation, aka jotnar) in disguise and his horse, SvaΓ°ilfari, was doing most of the work. In typical Norse god fashion, because of Loki’s troublemaking, after agreeing on a wage for the wall, the gods bet the builder the hand of a goddess in marriage that he wouldn’t be able to complete the job in 3 seasons by himself, but let him bring his fine stallion help him, and when it looked like they were going to lose that bet, they forced Loki to make the guy lose the bet. Loki did this by taking the form of a mare, seducing his stallion, SvaΓ°ilfari, and running off into the woods for 3 days of baby making hip shattering sex. Sleipnir was the get of that seduction. In a manner also typical of the Norse gods, that when the builder failed to maintain his disguise while frantically searching for his stallion in order to try and still win the bet, and the gods realized he was a hrimthurs, the gods killed him rather than pay him the normal wage after he finishes their wall and gatehouse around Valhalla.

The version of this myth that survives doesn’t mention the name of the hrimthurs builder or specify whether Loki carried Sleipnir to term as a mare or whether he continued to shapeshift while pregnant.
Anonymous No.5014248
>>5013611
Lisette is also my bet. When your horse kills Russian infantry while you are unconscious from your wounds and then takes you back to your empire’s lines to prevent your capture, you know you have a good horse.
Anonymous No.5014330 >>5014344 >>5014351 >>5014364
>rgb everything
Anonymous No.5014344
>>5014330
I can see slutty rave horses wearing these with their neon leggings.
Anonymous No.5014351 >>5014534
>>5014330
>not using warm white and heavily diffused leds so the mane and tails get a natural glow without the individual light sources obvious
normalfags are so unimaginative
Anonymous No.5014364
>>5014330
>Makes the butt more visible
What a great invention
Anonymous No.5014375 >>5014406
What songs do you sing to horses? What songs remind you of horses?
Anonymous No.5014406
>>5014375
WTF LET HIM SLEEP
Anonymous No.5014449
>>5006557
Used to pass that place on my way to work a few years ago. They have a couple of 'anatomically correct' pink horse statues on top of the building.
Anonymous No.5014534 >>5014553
>>5014247
Pagan mythology is basically furry fanfiction.
>>5014351
I think you're thinking of COB leds.
Anonymous No.5014553
>>5014534
and semite mythology is egyptian furry mythology ripped off and swapped to humans, it’s furry fanfiction all the way down
Anonymous No.5014557
>>5014059
Ducks don't have penis bone. Neither do pigs.
Anonymous No.5014558
>>5007854
Organized crime
Anonymous No.5014834 >>5014850
Does anyone have the webm of the horse screaming at that guy who's digging a fence post's ass? I have it somewhere but do not know what I called it.
Anonymous No.5014846 >>5014851 >>5014877
can horses vomit or not, i have read they cant but when i said so i was called a retard
Anonymous No.5014850 >>5014853 >>5014855
>>5014834
Sure
Anonymous No.5014851 >>5015549
>>5014846
They can't vomit or lie down for even a second or they die.
Anonymous No.5014853 >>5014856 >>5014893 >>5015239 >>5016727 >>5017736
>>5014850
Thank you anon, may gentle mares neigh you to your rest.
Anonymous No.5014855 >>5014858
>>5014850
why the fuck did he scream at that guy's butt
Anonymous No.5014856
>>5014853
They all had the same expression like me after watching that webm
Anonymous No.5014858
>>5014855
Many men have stared into the abyss that is the mind of a horse and not one of them would qualify for a mortgage.
Anonymous No.5014877 >>5015549
>>5014846
they can't, they don't have the muscles required to send food back up their food pipe like humans do.
Anonymous No.5014883 >>5014889 >>5014982
Anonymous No.5014889
>>5014883
June 13th and December 18th are the real horse days
Anonymous No.5014893
>>5014853
See, now THIS is horse anime. Not run of the mill ugu kawai desu ne uwu moe anime girls but with animal ears tacked on. This is the real deal.
Anonymous No.5014956
i can't believe horses are real i thought it was something they made up to get people to play gacha games
Anonymous No.5014982 >>5014986
>>5014883
always do the opposite of what UN satanists say
Anonymous No.5014986 >>5014993 >>5014998
>>5014982
What's the opposite of a horse day
Anonymous No.5014993
>>5014986
horse century
Anonymous No.5014998
>>5014986
Eat horse meat day
Anonymous No.5015239 >>5015241
>>5014853
Horse scared of squirrel is pretty realistic
Anonymous No.5015241
>>5015239
I've been thrown from a horse once and the only thing I can assume spooked him was an existential crisis.
Anonymous No.5015275 >>5015861
There is a miniature horse wandering the streets lost in this town twice a month. If they're not careful I'm keeping one.
Anonymous No.5015492 >>5016609 >>5017107
Gamers are so oppressed
Anonymous No.5015549
>>5014851
>>5014877
it's as i thought then
thank you anons for validating me
Anonymous No.5015570
Didn't realize the cavalry had designated kissing horses
Anonymous No.5015771 >>5016135
I just remembered the Rapunzel pic. It's been years. We forgot how to post horses. We forgot about horses.
Anonymous No.5015861
>>5015275
Feed it like a stray cat.
Anonymous No.5015875 >>5015887 >>5016136 >>5016261 >>5016268
Do you think there has ever been unnoticed horse bootlegging?
>night
>some dude parks his trailer behind a pen
>lets his mare out of the trailer and she hops over the fence
>super giga expensive stallion mounts her because durr, why wouldn't he
>mare returns to trailer and they drive off
>mare gets a super expensive foal a couple months later for free
Anonymous No.5015887
>>5015875
I think the reverse probably happens
>guy jumps fence
>has a backpack full of styrofoam boxes, vials, and dry ice
>jacks horse off into vials
>takes the cooled semen home
>uses a long turkey baster on his mare
Anonymous No.5016135 >>5016141 >>5020345
>>5015771
I do have all horse pictures on magnetic tapes. I even include them in my will.
Anonymous No.5016136
>>5015875
If there's no provenance you don't have the value until the foal proves that they are fast before the money
Anonymous No.5016141
>>5016135
wow
Anonymous No.5016261
>>5015875
without papers it’s just your word it’s an expensive foal but i think stallions have been stolen before
Anonymous No.5016268 >>5016375 >>5016384 >>5016396
>>5015875
It's actually more of an excuse for when yokels get caught jerking off their neighbors horse
>purely economic reasons, officer
>alright ill let ya off with trespassin'
Anonymous No.5016375 >>5016384
>>5016268
It is still semen theft. If the stallion is expensive then it's even WORSE.
Anonymous No.5016384 >>5016392 >>5016507
>>5016268
>>5016375
If they were smart they'd go the specialized flower path.
>settled science that stallions often ejaculate on flowers especially when bored
>cultivate specialized flowers for the purpose
>plant the seeds in tactical spots when no one is looking
>plants are growing and are eventually ready for the mission
>they get ejaculated on
>pick the flowers through the fence with grabber
>dunk flowers in mare
>???
>PREGANTE
There's no way this wouldn't work
Anonymous No.5016392
>>5016384
So stallions and bees are major pollinators?
Anonymous No.5016396 >>5016402
>>5016268
How do they explain it when they're caught elbow deep in a mare then? Stealing eggs?
Anonymous No.5016402
>>5016396
I dropped my glasses
Anonymous No.5016507 >>5016518 >>5016559
>>5016384
>stallions often ejaculate on flowers especially when bored
I could not confirm this, but found link related
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0749073917304674#!
>04AWW
Anonymous No.5016518
>>5016507
>A particularly curious syndrome of anomalous behaviors involves what has been interpreted as bonding of stallions to humans rather than to horses. In addition to the common problems of awkward approach, slow interest, and lack of confidence seen in many young or novice stallions, some stallions show marked disinterest in mares and unusual attachment to humans.
Anonymous No.5016559
>>5016507
Whew I don't have to be jealous.
Anonymous No.5016609
>>5015492
gamers have pony waifu sim
Anonymous No.5016706 >>5016776 >>5016778 >>5016784 >>5016866
wholesome
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mz3ay8A52Cg
Anonymous No.5016727 >>5016775 >>5017700
>>5014853
source i beg you
Anonymous No.5016775 >>5016984
>>5016727
The mareholic animated series. They packed a lot of story around the love scenes. Truthfully I do not know, I have asked my animated horse friend though.
Anonymous No.5016776
>>5016706
Mare B&B
Anonymous No.5016778 >>5016780
>>5016706
>wholesome
The chubby woman is clearly terrified
Anonymous No.5016780
>>5016778
She clearly knows what happens.
Anonymous No.5016784
>>5016706
having your b&b right on your horse property is the dumbest fucking shit. normalfags WILL feed your horses trash and horse stomachs can't cope with it eventually causing issues. those people never think ahead
Anonymous No.5016866 >>5017181 >>5020119
>>5016706
stupid fat bitch
Anonymous No.5016969
Current Ford Mustang had its first appearance in the 24h NΓΌrburgring race this year and they had a custom mustang led strip art installed on them which really stood out from all other cars
Anonymous No.5016984
>>5016775
Mare holic doujins and linkrel are neither that anime...
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1346122/
Anonymous No.5017107
>>5015492
where did you find that video of me?
Anonymous No.5017181
>>5016866
who drew this? mirin that grasp of horse anatomy
Anonymous No.5017275 >>5017659
I'm traveling for work and can't sleep. Is there some sort of service where you can just pay to hang out and interact with a horse for a few hourse?
Anonymous No.5017659 >>5017790 >>5017937
>>5017275
Horse escort service? Or just ask a local farmer to pet his horses.
Anonymous No.5017700 >>5017860
>>5016727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello!_Lady_Lynn
episode 7
Anonymous No.5017736 >>5017938
>>5014853
https://archive.org/details/lady-lady-hello-lady-lynn-jp-audio-chn-sub/Lady+Lady+Saison+2+(07)%5Bbcba171a%5D.mp4
Hopefully you can speak Japanese.
Anonymous No.5017790
>>5017659
Anonymous No.5017791 >>5017846 >>5017940 >>5017943 >>5018027 >>5018091 >>5018134
What is the smartest breed of horse?
Anonymous No.5017846 >>5017861 >>5018091
>>5017791
A Java Pony
Anonymous No.5017860
>>5017700
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello!_Lady_Lynn
>episode 7
god bless you anon
Anonymous No.5017861 >>5017920
>>5017846
looks almost like a fjord. how did they make that brand? this looks almost like ai, something off about it
Anonymous No.5017920
>>5017861
I think it's simply because 4chan reconverts jpgs
Anonymous No.5017928
>>5006476
Yea, I dunno. Sounds like sour apples to me. Deer hooves wrote this verse and snuck it into the Western canon. Deer fucking WISHES it was horse.
>muh bit
>muh bridle
>oh they're just slaves
Anonymous No.5017937
>>5017659
I'm in a strange land. There were at least half a dozen people I could call in the past to meat the horses. I'm going to the appaloosa breeder I drive past every day if tomorrow doesn't drag out.
Anonymous No.5017938
>>5017736
I can ask with perfect pronunciation "Where is the horse?" and nothing else. It gets a reaction out of them.
Anonymous No.5017940 >>5017946 >>5017997 >>5018001 >>5018091
>>5017791
Falabella. Argentinian and they live six times the length of a regular horse.
Anonymous No.5017943
>>5017791
They breed them with Clydesdales to make all the average sized horses that we enjoy today.
Anonymous No.5017946
>>5017940
Wtf are you guys doing to your other horse breeds? Pretty cool though. Sure beats a dog.
Anonymous No.5017997 >>5018100
>>5017940
how did they accomplish that
Anonymous No.5018001
>>5017940
>live six times the length
>those horses have an exceptionally high IQ and top out at 180 years
Anonymous No.5018027 >>5018058 >>5018067 >>5018091
>>5017791
There is no definitive ranking of the smartest horse breeds, but there are about 20 breeds that are widely regarded as the most intelligent because they meet the previously mentioned criteria and benchmarks. If your horse isn’t on that list, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they are not smart. It simply means that they are not among the top 20. Among the top 20, certain breeds stand out, such as Thoroughbreds and Arabians.

Below them are Dutch Warmbloods, Hanoverians, American Quarter Horses, Andalusians, Friesians, Akhal-Tekes, Morgan Horses, and Paint Horses. These are highly energetic, driven horses with a clear sense of purpose and alertness, much like elite working or sport breeds.

For the following category, we can include horses like the Saddlebred, Lusitano, Connemara Pony, Trakehner, and Appaloosa. These are smart, trainable horses that are affectionate and responsive but with a more relaxed or versatile energy compared to the upper tier.

Below the upper echelon (left vague since the topic is focused on the top breeds), we could place horses like the Irish Draught, Welsh Cob, Marwari, Tennessee Walking Horse, and Norwegian Fjord.

Next are the Mustang, Peruvian Paso, and Rocky Mountain Horse. These are somewhat rare, intelligent in bursts, but often more independent or subtle in how they engage.

Then come the Shetland Pony, Icelandic Horse, Paso Fino, Cleveland Bay, and Canadian Horse. These horses may not stand out as cognitively exceptional but are clever and adaptive in quiet, understated ways.

Here are several breeds that are leftover. They’re not dumb; they just aren’t at the top of equine intelligence: Clydesdale, Shire, Gypsy Vanner, and the Miniature Horse.
Anonymous No.5018050 >>5018134
*is being the most intelligent in your path*
Anonymous No.5018058
>>5018027
AI post
Anonymous No.5018067
>>5018027
Thanks chat GPT
Anonymous No.5018091
>>5017791
>>5017846
>>5017940
>>5018027
It's clearly the Java Pony. What other horse breed knows how to code?
Anonymous No.5018100
>>5017997
Why do you think they wanted the falklands so badly? We could have ewe tax accountants that never die by now.
Anonymous No.5018134 >>5018157 >>5018178
>>5017791
I think temperament and specific horse matters more than breed. You're going to have dumb ass horses and smart ones from the same breed. Maybe the small Argentinian Falabella can be trained better by virtue of living the longest and having the most time to be trained.

>>5018050
She's pretty.
Anonymous No.5018157
>>5018134
They can sit at tables too so you can teach them concepts easier than a full sized horse. Arguably they could do the same thing with a Shetland pony but they use their larger brains for malice only.
Anonymous No.5018178
>>5018134
>she
Anonymous No.5018804 >>5018813 >>5018982
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Anonymous No.5018813
>>5018804
Spilled so much! Horse!
Anonymous No.5018919
>>5018806
Russian horse boops you
Anonymous No.5018935 >>5018938
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Anonymous No.5018938 >>5018939 >>5018940
>>5018935
Any videos of a horse being given a whole watermelon?
Anonymous No.5018939
>>5018938
If I ever find one, I will post it.
Anonymous No.5018940
>>5018938
They just immediately try and incubate it like a big horse d'oeuvre
Anonymous No.5018958
I’m lucky enough to drive past 3 beautiful horsies every time I go to work. It’s the best whenever they’re running around together.
Anonymous No.5018982 >>5018988
>>5018804
Dumbass horse wasting so much watermelon
Anonymous No.5018988
>>5018982
It's pure hubris. They know there will be more melon.
Anonymous No.5019000 >>5019116
I'm having a nap because I'm meeting a horse later.
Anonymous No.5019116 >>5019636
>>5019000
Can you tell us your horse meeting story afterwards?
Anonymous No.5019142 >>5019148 >>5019155 >>5019157 >>5019158 >>5019536
PFFFSHHHHHHHHH...............PFFSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.5019148 >>5019150
>>5019142
Bane?
Anonymous No.5019150 >>5019155 >>5019157 >>5019158
>>5019148
Anonymous No.5019155 >>5019157 >>5019158
>>5019150
>>5019142
Anonymous No.5019157
>>5019142
>>5019150
>>5019155
your hit on the oats bucket hasn't worked, my friend
Anonymous No.5019158
>>5019142
>>5019150
>>5019155
>I'm putting together a team
Anonymous No.5019159
Anonymous No.5019309 >>5019321
https://x.com/ZeNridingclub/status/1946514179059482819 (with sound)
Anonymous No.5019321
>>5019309
>>>/wsg/5927283
Anonymous No.5019330 >>5019377
Anonymous No.5019377
>>5019330
Anonymous No.5019536
>>5019142
>non withdrawal only
drug dealer horse
Anonymous No.5019636
>>5019116
The was a big draught horse. Neighed all over me.
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Anonymous No.5020119 >>5020487
>>5016866
I hate that fucking stop on the one frame.
Anonymous No.5020345
>>5016135
hmm should I save this picture...
Anonymous No.5020487
>>5020119
Give him break that one frame break.
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Anonymous No.5020608 >>5020609
lots of horses for /an/ today, I visited honses
Anonymous No.5020609 >>5020610
>>5020608
Cricket
Anonymous No.5020610 >>5020612
>>5020609
I forget the name of this one
Anonymous No.5020612 >>5020613
>>5020610
And this one I can’t name either
Anonymous No.5020613 >>5020614
>>5020612
Anonymous No.5020614 >>5020623
>>5020613
snoofa, can’t remember his name either
Anonymous No.5020616
so many pretty horses
Anonymous No.5020623
>>5020614
Pet the snout
Anonymous No.5020692 >>5021012
I’ll be going to the barn again tomorrow for more horse kino
Anonymous No.5020934
>page 8
horse webm roulette
Anonymous No.5020961
fresh
>>5020957
>>5020957
>>5020957
Anonymous No.5021012
>>5020692