Thread 5007284

the juice from the beehive ginger plant can be used as a natural shampoo & conditioner

Why did evolution have to create so many stupid organisms?

Merely a coincidence that a guy looking like this is handling that plant in that way for the camera

>>5007284 (OP)
This guy has a baddragon at home he gets his shampoo out of

>>5007284 (OP)
I want to try

>>5007292
equal parts "it just werks" and "not my problem"

>>5007384
Kek

>>5007292
>evolution
you mean God

>>5007292
Because we need them to do all the menial labour we white folks (read, actual humans) don’t want to

>>5007628
why did god create so many stupid organisms? is god stupid himself?

>>5007649
shits and giggles

>>5007284 (OP)
Damn now do it again without a shirt

>>5007284 (OP)
my man needs braces then he'd prob be a 10/10. no homo though

>>5007292
>stupid
Projecting much?

>>5007284 (OP)
Why is there a plant you can jork?

>>5007649
it took him a while before he found his true calling, beetles

>>5007628
>you mean God
why do theists think evolution disproves god?
it doesn't.

>>5010438
it disproves a 7 day creation and a garden of eden
if you think the former can "coexist" with evolution because the bible for christians is suggestions and not dogma, then you are a midwit

>>5007400
and what about the plant?

>>5007284 (OP)
>brb painting my knob red.

>>5010439
Any time someone says god they mean yahweh. They’re golems being mind controlled by saturn worshiping kabbalistic wizards.

>>5007284 (OP)
He is so gay

>>5007649
Same reason you created all those dick monsters in Spore

>>5007284 (OP)
now smear it all over your thighs and dance

>>5010439
It doesn't, see you're thinking of day as in 24 hours
What it means is day as in era when an old timer says "Back in my day" hes talking about his late teens to early 30s, not a literal 24 hour period

Currently we are in the 7th day, God is resting which is why he isn't walking among us right now the way he used to