ITT: animals you want to/wish you could hunt - /an/ (#5009369) [Archived: 304 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:59:04 AM No.5009369
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I'll start
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:01:01 AM No.5009371
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:03:03 AM No.5009372
domestic-shorthair-cat-2-663936667
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:33:15 AM No.5009382
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>>5009371
fpbp
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:51:51 AM No.5009402
>>5009372
Go back newfag
Replies: >>5011444
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:51:54 AM No.5009403
>>5009369 (OP)
I fucking hate pitbulls and the โ€œpeopleโ€ who own them so much
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:53:30 AM No.5009405
>>5009371
>>5009382
>>5009403
>causes this level of seethe
I might have to get a pitbull myself, they seem pretty based
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:58:37 AM No.5009413
>>5009405
Anon all you had to say was โ€œIโ€™m brownโ€ we get it
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:04:48 AM No.5009416
>>5009413
I'm white but I think 'brown' people are based just by virtue of how much they make people like you seethe too
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:07:00 AM No.5009417
>>5009416
Seethe isn't the right word. More like disappointed.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:11:01 AM No.5009420
>>5009417
most people don't obsessively post about stuff they're merely "disappointed" by
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:14:51 AM No.5009424
>>5009416
Ah yes I know your archetype well. Of course youโ€™re the type to want a pitbull kek.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:15:36 AM No.5009425
>>5009420
The thread was asking "what animals do you wish to hunt," the joke is that he is really asking "what animal do you want to kill," because he posted an image of a baby seal, which has an infamous video of an explorer clubbing baby seals to death.

In response to this another anon posted a genetic abomination micro-bully, which is guaranteed to have a short, painful life.

Now you come into the thread not realizing the jokes, and assume everyone is jealous of your overly aggressive dogs.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:00:02 AM No.5009446
>>5009424
>archetype
go back holy shit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:11:19 AM No.5009455
You're all faggots
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:48 AM No.5009491
polarbear_orig
polarbear_orig
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>>5009369 (OP)
...Polar bears. I don't like how they act like they own the place and do whatever they want. Wonder how they taste compared to other bear meat
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:12 PM No.5009765
>>5009491
>kills walruses
polar bears unironically should be wiped out entirely
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:53 PM No.5009769
>>5009372
https://youtu.be/tZRajFWdKDE?si=Iw8UdqfCSXwI1hOp
Move to Australia they'll pay you to do it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:03 PM No.5009787
watermelon
watermelon
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I believe in cladistics, invasive eukaryotes is still invasive
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:39 PM No.5009820
>>5009491
maybe just kneecap it so it knows it's place
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:27:54 AM No.5009942
>>5009491
Polar bear meat is apparently toxic because of the high mercury levels, I heard explorers died after trying it (might've just been the liver, idk)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:32:36 AM No.5009983
>>5009942
it should just be the liver. and its not mercury, its some vitamin that they store huge amounts of in the liver
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:53:36 AM No.5009988
>>5009942
>>5009983
vitamin D iirc. Fish have massive amounts of it and so polar bears bioaccumulate it, and it isn't water soluble so you won't just piss it all out like if you '""""overdose""""" vitamin C
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:34:41 AM No.5009993
>>5009942
>>5009983
>>5009988
It was vitamin A.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:38:24 PM No.5010210
>>5009425
>In not mad at pitbulls it's a joke hahaha here's all these words to tell you you're actually pathetic not me pal
Lol
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:42:26 PM No.5010213
>>5009369 (OP)
None.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:42 PM No.5010255
can confirm it's vitamin A
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:28:20 AM No.5010414
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>>5010210
I'm not "mad" at pitbulls, I just recognize they were bred for fighting bulls... in pits... and are one of the most violent dog breeds, because they were bred to be.

They disproportionately cause dog bite fatalities, attack non aggressive dogs/people, and attack animals much larger for them. People who like pitbulls are normally similarly low IQ and aggressive.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:37:18 AM No.5010448
>>5010414
Enjoy your 30 day vacation.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:11:09 AM No.5010454
>>5009405
You won't think it's "based" when your shitbull rips apart your toddler or nephew because it felt threatened by a toddler slapping it in the face.

>>5010448
Not him, but what a bunch of babies this board must be if someone doing what's necessary to protect a worthwhile and useful animal from some dumb vicious retarded worthless shitbull triggers you people that much.
>but le heckin animalarinoo died
Yeah, and babies are butchered and ripped limb from limb in the womb and their skulls crushed and you probably think that's wonderful and a "reproductive right" to murder and sacrifice your own kids; but you animal rights lunatics freak out if someone protects something that has value like a person or even a donkey from some stupid dumb dog.

Like the retard who said a man had "his heart in the right place" in another thread by jumping into a vat of boiling sulfuric water and killing himself trying to save some dumb retarded worthless dog.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:35:21 AM No.5010462
>>5010448
>30 day
It would be a 3 day at most, which I would evade anyways. The video proves that even the donkey is nicer than the humans protecting him.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:36:22 AM No.5010463
>>5010448
Dang that first hit was so good. Instant unconsciousness. Act like a pitbull get treated like a pitbull.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:43:48 AM No.5010466
>>5010462
you must be new, it's a 30 day board specific ban here
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:17:32 AM No.5010472
>>5010454
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:19:23 AM No.5010474
>>5010466
Impersonating 4chan staff is a bannable offense :)
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:24 PM No.5010532
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>>5009369 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:18 PM No.5010535
I don't hate Pitbulls, they simply are what they are, they were bred to be that way and it's simply bad luck they were born into that body. It's the owners & breeders we should be allowed to hunt for not letting a relic go extinct peacefully.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:00:32 PM No.5010671
>>5009369 (OP)
Niggers
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:24:20 PM No.5010717
>>5010532
not sure who that guy with the club is but he seems pretty based
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:31:47 PM No.5010720
>>5010454
>people think dogs are worth more than donkeys? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS SPECIESM, PLEASE READ THE COMMUNIST PARTY'S DECLARATION ON UNIVERSAL SENTIENT RIGHTS. LIFE IS LIFE!
Donkeys are worth less than dogs

I don't really care for pitbulls but a great number of other breeds will chase and attack a donkey (a prey animal) given the chance and frankly, donkeys are worth less than dogs.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:36:56 PM No.5010724
>>5010462
>>5010474
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/%2230%20day%22%20animal/
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:37:43 PM No.5010725
>>5010454
>worthwhile and useful animal
Those useless shit machines were outmoded by a single cylinder 50cc two stroke attached to a wheel 200 years ago and they consume more in feed and maintenance than an engine consumes in gas

It's pet vs pet at best but more realistically modernity dabbing on an outmoded practice
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:20:56 AM No.5010930
>>5010724
>tranny janny thinks defending a donkey from a pitbull is "abuse"
The only one being abused was the donkey.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:03:01 PM No.5011013
Overlord_2
Overlord_2
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>>5010717
A Minion from overlord 2
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:37:06 AM No.5011442
Bears. I hate them.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:54:52 AM No.5011444
>>5009402
go back newfag
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:51:39 AM No.5011514
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these little fucks have such an ego over their supposed intelligence, imagine how fun it would be to see the look on their faces after they've been outsmarted right before their demise
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:48:07 PM No.5013625
>>5010448
>gone from desu
Wow. How gruesome was it? Literal snuff videos where humans get brutally murdered are fine, but a shitbull getting what it deserves gets scrubbed??
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:52:04 PM No.5013628
>>5009372
Can't you legally hunt them in Australia already ?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:29:53 PM No.5014022
>>5009369 (OP)
In Sweden we hunt seal from boats with rifles
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:31:12 PM No.5014024
>>5011514
The most dangerous game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:24:18 PM No.5014097
>>5014022
holy based, I used to hate swedes but now I can respect them
sage
7/9/2025, 11:15:15 PM No.5014122
>>5011514
I seriously wish I could
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:29:17 PM No.5014130
>>5013625
/an/ mods confirmed for being pro-infanticide