Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their superior forms?

>>5009611 (OP)

>>5009612

>>5009613

>>5009614

I hate every ape I see.

>>5009616
Fuck off

>>5009616
Nobody asked you, Taylor, now go back to your cave.

>>5009665
I love how one of the Orangutan's favourite foods is called Rambutan

>>5009613
Is this achievable natty?

>>5009670
It looks spiky. How do they eat it? are those actually soft or do they just not give a fuck?

>>5009725
nah, what looks like spikes are more like the fibers on a raspberry
you peel the skin and eat the pale fruit hidden within

They are more human-like than chimps, if you ask me.

>>5009616
Fuck you

Pongrangutan
Orangupongo

>>5009616
Must be a nightmare to look in the mirror

>>5009611 (OP)
What's the consensus on this guy, related to the dryopiths/hominines or the sivapiths/pongines?

>>5009733
Agreed. There are outdated theories and modern schizo theories about them being more closely related. Some 19th century scientists went to indonesia to search for a common ancestor between humans and pongos.
In the end it doesn't really matter who's more closely related, as evolution isn't linear.
>>5009616
You're an ape

>>5009803
dude

>>5009725
i remember reading somewhere that orangutans use leaves as a sort of glove/napkin, to protect their hands, when eating spiky fruits like durian and rambutan. clever fellas.

>>5009733
there's a reason the soviet ape-man experiments wanted to use an orangutan
it never got off the ground because the only one they had died and they couldn't find another

>>5009616
From Chimpan-A

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>>5011575
Was this meant to remind me of this?
https://youtu.be/wz1ca1-_-MY

>>5011801
can we declare gibbons honorary pongos?

>>5011575

>>5011155
do pongos have an obesity epidemic
i don’t mean to be rude, they just sometimes seem um… American-size for lack of a better term

>>5011806
it's just the way pongos are built
in the wild, they have to absorb all the nutrients they can from what little food they can find in the lean times, so it's only natural they got a bit pudgy with regular meals in captivity (plus not having to cover great distances in search of food doesn't help)
it's also why they're so slow compared to other apes, less movement equals less energy lost equals higher chance of surviving until you reach the next fruiting tree

>>5012107
I've noticed the same happens to a lot of people who have reptiles as pets. They feed them as if they were mammals so they end up obese

>>5012107
based oshine

>>5012652
I adore her

>>5013060
I would trust Oshine with my children

>>5009616
Same, humans included

>>5013060
she cute

There’s a pongo in the new Donkey Kong game.

>>5013282
Lanky was a pongo, too

>>5013282
This is NOT how pongos look!

>>5014387
chimps(?) don't look like sexy businesswomen either

>>5013282
>takes orders from a prosimian
>flangelet
points for accuracy

>>5014464
I think she’s some kind of gibbon

>>5009616
we are gonna make a monkey out of (You)

>>5014468
>>5014464
she has a tail, she's probably a langur of some kind

and STILL the best baby pongo vid ever recorded!

yes, and i still want to slap the shit out of this mongoloid and kick it in the nuts and hear it squeal as it limps off. idk why i hate babies and young pongo shitsacks. their sqeaky squealing and whining along with their looks just flip me out. cant stand them....but the adults are so interesting and captivating.....

I think you're just mad you lost a dick measuring contest to him

>>5014585
>images you can hear

>>5014610
*CLONK*

wah wah wah baw baw hahahahahaha!!

thats what you get for literally sticking your face in it dumb baby pong lol

>>5014593
He cute

i like mine well done!

>>5014593
Probably reminds you of your father

>>5009611 (OP)
Idris Elba

>>5009616
durr does that mean you hate yourself??

>>5012107
Is that the uh oh stinky orangutan

>>5017056
no, but she is the star of monke fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7HYqjBxgg

Joly

>>5011575
couldn't have said it better myself

Where do you guys do your reading / stay up to date on pongos? I've learned a lot from https://orangutans.fyi

>>5017131
Was he actually smiling or is that just gas?

>>5018933
Bulu Mata was always such a smiley baby

>>5018922
The real planet of the apes is a good book if you're interested in evolutionary history of apes including pongines. More specific to the origin of pongines is work from Dr. Pillbeam.

Pongo

>>5019405

>>5011155
To chimpan-z

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751891390072313.webm

hmmmmmm......

>>5020361
"turn down that monkey music, I'm trying to enjoy my grapes"

>>5011575
Good take, I never thought of it that way
>>5014585
No, it's a tragedy and should not be remembered fondly

>>5020361
Is the pongo a female or an unflanged/juvenile male?

>>5020361
>*le sigh*

I wish his films survived

>>5020361
You can tell which one is the most sophisticated individual

>>5018922
neat site
post moar

>>5020694
a pongo in captivity anywhere is an injustice to pongos everywhere…

I'm quite fond of the orange people

just in case I'm unable to post following the bongs' Total Internet Death
I want all you friends to know that I really really like the Orange People

>>5021938
norfman pongo my beloved