Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:33:52 AM No.5009944
is it ethical to arm the local raccoon population? also raccoon thread
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:34:12 AM No.5009945
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:39:31 AM No.5009947
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:57:45 PM No.5010050
Yes, they should be better prepared to defend themselves against me. The last one I trapped turned into a pool of maggots and now they are flies. And I trap the flies too! Then dump them in my compost pile and turn them into plant food. Then the plants make seeds, turkeys eat the seeds, turkeys turn the seeds into eggs and raccoons eat the eggs, get caught in my trap and the whole beautiful cycle of life repeats itself. It's all self sustaining.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:22:38 PM No.5010126
he can use the gun a little as a treat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:46:00 AM No.5010358
>>5009944 (OP)
I want to let a racc bless my gun now
I want to let a racc bless my gun now
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:31:00 PM No.5010867
Who would be the better pets?
Coons or 'ssums?
Coons or 'ssums?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:32:44 PM No.5010868
>>5010867
I guess possums are way less aggressive and more defensive. So sooms are probably the better pet compared to coons.
I guess possums are way less aggressive and more defensive. So sooms are probably the better pet compared to coons.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:07:47 AM No.5010972
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:03 AM No.5012632
I don't know dude. Let me calculate
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:18 AM No.5012636
>>5009944 (OP)
A huge racoon has established itself in my neighborhood recently. Never seen it except at night, in flight from me. Most of my neighbors have also seen it, but regard it with a certain kind of fear I find weird, in view of how terrified the thing is of me.
A huge racoon has established itself in my neighborhood recently. Never seen it except at night, in flight from me. Most of my neighbors have also seen it, but regard it with a certain kind of fear I find weird, in view of how terrified the thing is of me.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:32 AM No.5012637
>>5010868
I ran across a possum once, in November, and more or less stood right over it. It hissed at me and trundled slowly on.
I ran across a possum once, in November, and more or less stood right over it. It hissed at me and trundled slowly on.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:07:04 AM No.5012658
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:36:38 AM No.5013167
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:55:26 PM No.5013311
Majestic creatures
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:46:08 PM No.5014003
>>5013311
He's gonna start doing the crane thing from karate kid
He's gonna start doing the crane thing from karate kid
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:53:49 AM No.5014239
I'm feeling like the sig p320 would be the weapon of choice for these little niggers
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:01:37 PM No.5014533
Elegant
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:08:01 PM No.5014561
Whatever happens we have got -
The Maxim gun and they have not.
The Maxim gun and they have not.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:19:24 PM No.5014974
Fun fact: raccons cannot perceive red so they are unable to tell real guns from toy ones
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:29:16 PM No.5014980
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:19:00 PM No.5015004
>>5014974
I think you meant "so they don't know when to stop shooting."
I think you meant "so they don't know when to stop shooting."
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:29:37 PM No.5015302
This is how they sleep after a whole day of causing mischief. Note the absolute lack of regret
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:27:26 AM No.5015554
>>5012632
this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone be
this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone be
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:19 AM No.5017190
Why are they so cute?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:54:04 PM No.5020431
Fat, little, bear-monkeys.
Of course we should arm them. Or at least teach them to drive.
Of course we should arm them. Or at least teach them to drive.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:48:33 PM No.5020454
>>5014533
he FLOOF
he FLOOF
