is it ethical to arm the local raccoon population? also raccoon thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:57:45 PM
No.5010050
Yes, they should be better prepared to defend themselves against me. The last one I trapped turned into a pool of maggots and now they are flies. And I trap the flies too! Then dump them in my compost pile and turn them into plant food. Then the plants make seeds, turkeys eat the seeds, turkeys turn the seeds into eggs and raccoons eat the eggs, get caught in my trap and the whole beautiful cycle of life repeats itself. It's all self sustaining.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:22:38 PM
No.5010126
he can use the gun a little as a treat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:46:00 AM
No.5010358
>>5009944 (OP)
I want to let a racc bless my gun now
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:48:33 PM
No.5010849
>>5010973
>>5009944 (OP)
I don't trust coons with guns
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:15:47 PM
No.5010861
>>5009944 (OP)
didn't end well last time
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:31:00 PM
No.5010867
>>5010868
Who would be the better pets?
Coons or 'ssums?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:32:44 PM
No.5010868
>>5012637
>>5010867
I guess possums are way less aggressive and more defensive. So sooms are probably the better pet compared to coons.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:03 AM
No.5012632
>>5015554
>>5040193
I don't know dude. Let me calculate
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:18 AM
No.5012636
>>5012658
>>5009944 (OP)
A huge racoon has established itself in my neighborhood recently. Never seen it except at night, in flight from me. Most of my neighbors have also seen it, but regard it with a certain kind of fear I find weird, in view of how terrified the thing is of me.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:32 AM
No.5012637
>>5010868
I ran across a possum once, in November, and more or less stood right over it. It hissed at me and trundled slowly on.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:46:08 PM
No.5014003
>>5013311
He's gonna start doing the crane thing from karate kid
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:53:49 AM
No.5014239
I'm feeling like the sig p320 would be the weapon of choice for these little niggers
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:08:01 PM
No.5014561
>>5040188
Whatever happens we have got -
The Maxim gun and they have not.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:19:24 PM
No.5014974
>>5015004
>>5040188
Fun fact: raccons cannot perceive red so they are unable to tell real guns from toy ones
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:29:16 PM
No.5014980
>>5009944 (OP)
Triple dubs checked.
What next? Invoking your "right" to arm bears?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:19:00 PM
No.5015004
>>5014974
I think you meant "so they don't know when to stop shooting."
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:29:37 PM
No.5015302
This is how they sleep after a whole day of causing mischief. Note the absolute lack of regret
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:27:26 AM
No.5015554
>>5012632
this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone be
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:17:47 AM
No.5018880
>>5022254
>>5017190
So they can get you to lower your guard
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:54:04 PM
No.5020431
Fat, little, bear-monkeys.
Of course we should arm them. Or at least teach them to drive.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:09:19 PM
No.5021372
>>5009944 (OP)
No. They cannot be trusted
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:10:15 PM
No.5022254
>>5018880
Aww. Look at that cute little guy! I’ll bring him inside and let him tour my armory.
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 4:59:35 PM
No.5023336
>>5009944 (OP)
free men don't ask permission
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:54:30 PM
No.5024298
One of these dirt bags showed up to my house with a gun and I shot him
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:38:23 PM
No.5025705
>>5026175
DOMESTICATED
RACCOONS
NOW
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:30:20 PM
No.5026128
racc faces are so fucking cute
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:23:57 AM
No.5026175
>>5026910
>>5025705
No, i don't want them to risk becoming smashslammed
The racc must be wild and free
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:46:46 PM
No.5026910
>>5026175
This
I'm happy with my wonderful cooners that will eat out of my hand but still can fend for themselves
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:02:14 AM
No.5027841
>>5030517
>>5009944 (OP)
Trash pandas are destructive vermin. Possums are better.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:24:16 AM
No.5028173
>>5009944 (OP)
Your local coons are already armed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:34:12 AM
No.5028201
It's time to accept that raccoons will be Earth's dominant species.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:41 AM
No.5029501
>>5029242
I want to rub him and see his fat jiggle.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:27:47 PM
No.5029711
>>5029732
>>5034363
I've always wondered if we didn't have racoons in NA, what kind of monkeys we would have. Am I wrong thinking that? Like, the reason we don't have monkeys is because we have racoons, opposums, maybe the armadillo and prairie dogs to compete with. Or is it climate? Both?
I know someone smarter than me can understand what I'm asking, I'm just really dumb.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:27:58 PM
No.5029732
>>5029711
North American fauna mogged the fuck out of South American fauna during the American Interchange
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:54 AM
No.5030517
>>5027841
You can't be serious? Possums are a fucking menace. At least racoons can be domesticated
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:10 PM
No.5031334
Yes, they must.
Without arms, how are they going to wash their cotton candy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbb4yRBH64&t=12s
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:54 PM
No.5031911
>>5032592
>>5032795
>>5030713
YWNBAR you weeb fox-thing
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:36:11 PM
No.5032795
>>5031911
>>5032592
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WIlunbdl3Tw
Let's just be friends by biting, screaming and scratching at each other.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:50:27 AM
No.5033041
>>5033049
>Feed stray cats in my yard
>Check tonight, have a whole different kind of cat
Do they fight cats? Should I worry?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:21:50 AM
No.5033049
>>5033041
Yes they fight cats, they can scratch em pretty good actually
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:34:35 PM
No.5033602
>>5033604
>>5033672
>>5033601
This. Overrated, disease carrying pests.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:19:52 PM
No.5033663
>>5033667
>>5033611
Hating raccoons rednecks are cringe. Go have incest with your sister.
My pet raccoon is so much cooler than your cringy existence.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:28:56 PM
No.5033667
>>5033672
>>5033663
Raccoons unironically are just as destructive as feral cats, such a reddit animal just as well like cats too. You're the redneck (probably brown) for enabling overpopulated, disease carrying pests.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:40:11 PM
No.5033672
>>5034358
>>5034671
>>5033601
>>5033602
>>5033667
About time somebody said it. I remember having chickens and a pet corn snake killed by those bastards. Just bit off the heads and a few parts and left the bodies to waste as well. Fucking hell.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:32:32 PM
No.5034358
>>5033672
Yeah well raccoons are cute so fuck you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:45:46 PM
No.5034363
>>5029711
theres a barrier for them colonizing the north due to thousands of miles without proper tree cover in mexico.
release a bunch in florida and see how little they care about racoons.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:36:34 PM
No.5034648
>>5009944 (OP)
better than getting rabies from these fucks
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:45:34 PM
No.5034671
>>5033672
Sorry for your loss man. Raccoons are infamous for killing and fucking up outdoor pets and animals. I understand the chickens but why was your snake kept outside?
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 12:09:19 AM
No.5038632
>>5037914
How could anybody hate something so totes adorbs?
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 3:23:31 PM
No.5038979
>how i sleep at night knowing someone will wake up to find his chickens decapitated
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 5:45:22 AM
No.5039678
>feed 'coons every night
>they still haven't killed my neighbors chickens
baka
Anonymous
8/31/2025, 4:52:06 PM
No.5039835
>>5040138
I went to the Alpine Inn in Omaha, NE and saw raccoons.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 2:08:21 AM
No.5040138
>>5040989
>>5039835
I'm jealous. How many did you meet?
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 4:19:46 AM
No.5040188
>>5040191
>>5009947
>>5009945
>>5009944 (OP)
>>5010973
>>5014974
>>5014561
guns are not toys or props to play with and take funny pictures with they are to be respected at all times. people like you give gun owners a bad name.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 4:30:09 AM
No.5040191
>>5041096
>>5040188
guns are inanimate objects incapable of killing people on their own.
unless it's a sig p320.
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 4:35:46 AM
No.5040193
>>5012632
Look at him go! Like a furry John Nash!
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 4:13:29 AM
No.5040719
>>5009944 (OP)
>is it ethical to arm
Yes. It is always ethical to arm.
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 7:22:35 PM
No.5040989
>>5040138
There were easily a couple dozen between the two places where they hung out. All adorable.
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 10:44:07 PM
No.5041096
>>5040191
guns should always be treated like they are loaded
