>>5012730 (OP)
Those are the people who at some point end up getting shit bitten off

>>5012737
they're turning him into a salad. an elephant salad

>>5012737
RIP lil trunkigga

>>5012730 (OP)
>nigbull

>>5013846
Why the fuck are they so damn twitchy if they're on the very top end of the food chain?

>>5013845
feeding 5 cents to 5000 dollars

>>5013846
Because they live on a continent with tons of venomous animals that can kill you even if you kill them back. Also other male lions always trying to take your pride.

Answering folks from the other thread:
>>5013034
>>5013035
I'm also the guy who posted >>5002712 and as that implies, I'm foreign so to answer where I used to get videos, I look for them on other search engines in other languages or just random shit I happen to come across on various other websites.
Sometimes, the videos I find are horrifying rather than fun, like one I found of South Indians inadvertantly torturing a giant flying squirrel, but sometimes I found ones that I like, posted them here and you guys seem to like them just as much, such as old ladies in Italy pulling their cats up to their flats with a basket on a string, dogs twerking, giant moths hatching, stoats eating hotdogs, magpies stuck in fences, raccoons going down water pipes, sped up snails eating cucumbers, frogs watergunning or squirrels doing somersaults and karate kicking a dollhouse sofa.

>>5013890
ty for your service anon, I truly do enjoy finding new webms when I come here. Do you just google trad the pages in the foreign search engine or are you a native speaker for the engines you search on? I also want to find funny foreign fauna videos. Only horrifying one I've seen is a video of a small monkey raping a kitten on some chinese forum, but then again growing up on a farm I've seen all kinds of animal rape so it wasn't that surprising.

>>5013844
Reminds me of ur mom

>>5012739
He's just like me fr fr

>>5013890
Thank you for your service, animal webm maker

>>5013188
why he snoot so long

>>5014187
To eat the zoop

>>5013244
I really hate frog butts

>>5014188
Imagine drinking that wine after that thing's tongue has been in it.

>>5014207

>>5014232
Why do they always look like they're zonked out of their mind.

>>5014240

>>5014207
imagine where else that tongue has been...

>>5014294
the electrical cabinet...

>>5013188
HE SNOOT TO LONG FOR HE GOTDAMN FACE

>letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

>>5014334
That's one mega sunburn!!!!!!! (but it's just his shirt)

>>5014369
Lmao

>>5014334
cute

>>5014370
who's this lil guy?
he adorbale

>>5014327
>do you feel in charge?

>>5013188
Fat fuck

>>5014336
I love those little fellas like you wouldn't believe

>>5014439
Martin the marten. He might actually be a sable.

>>5014445
I-I've paid you a small fortune...

>>5014457
which one is he

>>5014473
both
>The sable (Martes zibellina) is a species of marten, a small omnivorous mammal primarily inhabiting the forest environments of Russia, from the Ural Mountains throughout Siberia, and northern Mongolia.

>>5012734
Are these the footfags of the animal universe?

>>5014525
finfags

>>5014520
This cuck didn't even fight. Didn't need the balls anyway.

>>5012730 (OP)
anybody else see the thumbnail and think it was some dude rimming a dog?

>>5014368
that's a nice pair of boobies

>>5014538
It was obviously presented that way to produce that exact effect

Performative, like everything zoomers do

>>5013846
male lions are the #1 cause of death of lion cubs

>>5014368
Furry colored with those glow in the dark feet
(Why are they so obsessed with it?)

>>5014368
do birds even know how retarded they look?

>>5014632
do you?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752176871444246.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752191761097885.mp4

>>5014520
This is why hyenas are the worst animal and need to go extinct

>>5014583
>Performative, like everything zoomers do
I've been trying to think of a word to sum of zoomzooms and I think that does it. Hypersocialized and hyperconnected means everything they do is a performance for others. No privacy, no interiority. Life as one neverending livestream that they can't turn off (and wouldn't want to even if they could)

>>5013854
This implies humans aren't allowed to be twitchy.

>>5014520
The cow should be grateful for the free gender reassignment.

>>5014525
>Are these the footfags of the animal universe?

That would be the blue footed booby, they specifically breed based on the aesthetics of the females feet

>>5014244
This is some looney tunes shit

>>5014368
Why's he walking like he's got new shoes on

>>5012730 (OP)
The average mentally ill dog owner

>>5014789
Well, it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, yeah
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

>>5014659
>shits on your shoulder

>>5014583
>>5014648
that's a millennial in the video you stupid faggots

>>5014636
...yeah...

>>5014885
>filename
The cat is clearly the victim in this, anon

>>5014913
Yes, hence the perpetrator is a 'cat bully', i.e. a bully of cats.

>>5014885
>possum pushes skunk into water
>Time to take a bath stinky!

Possums and skunks are both omnivores that can't physically attack when threatened. So it's interesting to see how they interact with each other. This could almost be described as low risk "counting coup" behavior.

>>5012732
This must be what the ponds in heaven are like.

>>5014977
>are both omnivores that can't physically attack when threatened
they are pacifists?

>>5014941
Mmm, good point. I hadn't thought of that.

>>5012730 (OP)
YJK, am I right fellas.
Never trust a man with "big enough" bitch.

>>5015002
You sound indian

>>5014244
GEDDAN

>>5015024
kek

>>5014787
holy shit that thing is huge. did knights ride that kind of horse?

>>5015097
No, just >>5014677's whore mother. But then, everyone rode >>5014677's whore mother.

>>5015154
dainty bitch

>>5015200
Why are pandas so uniquely retarded?

>>5015209
Thats pretty fucking cool

>>5015244
based cat

>>5015219
They were supposed to have been extinct already. Keeping the meme alive.

>>5013844
um... wtf

>>5015104
Nature is fucked up.

>>5015248

>>5015301
Is that a fox-deer-wolf puppy?
I'd never seen one. How cute.

>>5015312
No, that's just a normal fox. Maned Wolf pups are dull colored and have big antenna ears.

I demand funny reversed webms

>>5015244
>pure look of analyzing
>slight sardonic frown

I always wondered if they could do that. Pretty good.

>>5015248
>>5015301
Magical.

>>5015328

>>5015328

>>5015351
That's not reversed, though. That's just what happens when literally anything eats Papa John's shitty-ass pizza.

>>5015351
That's not reversed, though. That's just what happens when literally anything eats Papa John's shitty-ass pizza.

>>5015373
>That's just what happens when literally anything eats Pizza Hut's shitty-ass pizza.
ftfy

This one's still my favorite

>>5015259
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NIGHTMARE CREATURE

>>5015259
some kind of spider that wants to look like a dried up leaf?

>>5015200
thanks anon this literally made me cry with laughter

>>5015359
>you may now quack the bride

>>5015361
Are those little Brontosauruses what am I looking at here

>>5015413
I remember when that video first came out, the cat was in there for like 20 minutes.
It almost suffocated and they took the video down from youtube.

>>5015418
a reversed video of lemurs

>>5015408

>>5015209
Archimedes over here

>>5015200
:40 is genuinely the most aggressive I have ever seen a panda be

>>5014987
must be nice, almost not smelling the duck shit

>>5015460
Did you never see that video of the panda nearly strangling s guy because he wanted his coat?

>>5015495
>>5015460
Fresh made, just4u.

>>5015328
these birds really like camping!

>>5015423
the bag is open from the other end, the cat just crawled out of it when he opened it, it was never sealed.

>>5015424
they are coati, the video was filmed in panama I think

>>5015561
deja vu i've just been in the space before

>>5015561
cartoonish

>>5015598
what was the plan here?

>>5015103
It's time to go back anon, you don't belong here.

>>5015606
Crashing this shark

>>5014331
is the "spider" like a lure that's part of the tail, or is it real?

>>5015615
alright just looked it up, apperantly it's part of the tail, pretty amazing

>>5015620
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>>5015318
>regular occurences of people getting mauled to death by bears
>regular occurences of this shit happening somewhere around the globe
so which is it? are bears bipolar? are they murder machines or cutesy pooh whimsical faggots ?

>>5015259
can someone explain how this spider evolved this way?

>>5015606
Brother just needed a hug.

>>5015619
How is it that the harshest environments create the silliest wildcats?

>>5015726
>what's that, a big grub, some kind of squishy fruit?
>no, those are splinters flying out...
>holy fuck that's a clam

>>5013844
Holy fuck
it can digest that?

>>5015611
With no surfivors

>>5015503
What the fuck is that video?
Why was the guy on the left at the beginning walking and behaving so strangely? Why was the dude sitting acting like he was anesthetized?
They move like it's AI generated but it's obviously real

>>5015763
Also, why was the guy sitting there? Why was the camera filming? Was this some kinda stunt?

>>5015423
Crafty ass anon trying to fetch that other anon a 30 day vacation.

>>5015759
Maybe? Their stomachs are hell for anything.

>>5015654
those things aren't mutually exclusive

>>5015776
>pH=1.0
holy shit

>>5015154
zesty

>>5015209
The Brutalist

>>5015776
>>5015784
>holy shit
for reference, sulfuric acid has a pH of between 2.75 and 1.2 so the vultures stomach is like 3 times as powerful than sulfuric acid minimum

>>5015209
Does he find this aesthetically pleasing, or is it more like when I'm bored at work and I try balancing my pens on their ends to amuse myself?

>>5015763
>>5015764
>Why was the guy on the left at the beginning walking and behaving so strangely?
I cut the video to fit the size requirements.
>Why was the dude sitting acting like he was anesthetized?
>why was the guy sitting there?
He was hoping for the panda to grab him, but not that forcefully.
>Why was the camera filming?
This video, recorded in 1992, was made at the Chengdu zoo. The panda, whose name I've forgotten, was well known at the time for grabbing people. The person recording wanted to capture the magical moment when that guy got to interact with the panda.
>Was this some kinda stunt?
Not quite. Mainlanders are just retarded, is all. They do all sorts of things when on holiday that leads to serious injury or death, moreso that any other group, just to capture it on video. Look into American national park statistics of how many Chinese nationals get injured it killed in them annually, be it by wildlife, falling off cliffs, falling into fucking volcanos it acid pools or whathaveyou. They're just not to bright.
I'm surprised this video is new to you. It's been around over three decades now.

>>5015610
>t. son of >>5014677's whore mother

>>5015209
Bro just speedran the entire history of african architecture

>>5015219
They're not a naturally occuring species, but a super inbred breed of bear.

>>5015618
Holy shit, it's true.

>>5015219
They get it from you anon.

>>5015154
Got some slick moves that one.

>>5015301
Oh sure but when I do this Im "wrecking the flowers"

>>5015726

>>5014369
>Longing for the great outdoors

>>5013189
So this is what we're missing out on because of hostile bear mothers

>>5015693
>look a dead leaf
>predators think you're a dead leaf
>don't get eaten
>pass on genes

>>5015693
have you considered that evolution is fake and gay or naw?

>>5015693
Just random chance mutations coupled with natural selection, goy :)

>>5016079
kek

>>5015097
I don't think even Destriers (Warhorses) got that big. He's probably a breed of them though

>>5014991
I think he means they don't really fight back and instead use other tactics (smell and playing dead)

>>5016178
>Cat play chases at the end
CUTE

>>5015259
damn he's good

>>5015693
Arthropods, like bacteria, go through many generations a year and are extremely numerous so shit like this happens sooner and their body plan is strictly segmented which is more tolerant of weird changes than the higher vertebrate body plan, which is a more delicate balance and tends to die if a mutation (deformity/birth defect) elongates or twists some part. For example in an arthropod, a segment below their head could elongate just because a gene switching off growth hormone sensitivity no longer worked. If that happened to a higher vertebrate like a human or a dog the fetus would just fucking die because the segments are twisted up inside the head.

>>5013845
AI generated cat?

>>5015097
No, but I think bugs bunny did once.

>>5016329
Poochyena learned Tail Whip

>>5014520
I'd give up too if someone took me out like that

>>5014520
i posted this a long time ago and got banned, wtf

>>5014617
>male lions are the #1 cause of death of lion cubs
It's their fault for not being children of the pack leader.

>>5016179
outskilled

>>5014244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4

>>5014336
lmao what could possibly be the reason to walk that way

>>5014642
that first clip is pretty cool, I wonder how many times the guy went to that spot until he finally saw something

>>5015791
so theoretically if you bred a flock of vultures you could use it as a corpse disposal unit

>>5015243
They had seggs afterward. And we not

>>5016179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhO6vrfotI

>>5012739
kek

>>5016079
Legendary

>>5016752
>oh OK sure bitch *PTSSSCHHH!!!*

>>5016753
Do they gorge the big cats with meat before shooting these videos? It would explain why they are all so damn fat too.

>>5016779
Yes, probably. I posted in the big cat thread about my aunt who had a lion. I used to play with him after she fed him about a kajillion chickens first.

>>5016812
My mistake. It was in the human reactions thread.

>>5016779
Yes because that is the only way those retards are able to have a wild cat "pet" without getting mauled (and then they sometimes still get mauled"

>>5016754
that's how foxes came to be

>>5016702
I love cuttlefish.

>>5016702
Raw chicken of the sea lookin ass

>>5015791
They hardly get sick too, they can withstand typhoid, rabies and all kinds of shit that would kill a mere mortal. You kinda have to when you eat decaying corpses

>>5016754
She loves the pup more than her own flesh and blood

>>5015606
hentai

>>5012730 (OP)
EWWWWWWW- oh…

>>5016985
I also thought he was kissing an ass

>>5015301
Does it jump like that because the bees sting?

>>5016977
There's more dog to clean, the kittens are smol

>>5016270
>oh shit

>>5016779
>>5016812
>>5016831
That's Safari Sammie with Tank, you retards. She takes care of a bunch of tame big cats at a zoo.

>>5016702
Fhtagn.

>>5014368
anon this is a blue boa--
oh

>>5016754
Even cats like dogs more

>>5017262
>his smile and optimism: gone.

>>5017263
cowarubba

>>5016702
How did you level up your hand?

>>5017263
Calves are genuinely so fucking cute. I'm not a veal guy.

>>5012732
why are there flowers in the pond?
lovely ducks

>>5015359
It would be funny if it stopped and did a huge diarrhea

>>5017280
Punching

>>5016912
human stomach acidity isn't much lower. hominids started off as scavengers.

>>5017261
that's a tiny kitchen

>>5014336
>>5016712
Probably coastal birds. I am not sure if they point is to check the sand for pockets of air (as in careful it doesn't collapse, or if they kind of sense critters walking under the sand, to eat. They don't know what asphalt is of course. Maybe being unsure triggers their "careful walk"

>>5016779
>i'm a retarded indian nigger newfag with zero experience or understanding of wildlife behavior
ftfy

>>5016752
Based alpaca a Boston Red Sox fan

>>5017428
>"Hahaha!! You thought I was gonna kill that guy, huh?"

>>5017400
There are worms that live in asphalt that come to the surface when it rains. Their rhythmic steps probably feel like rain to the worms and cause them to come up to get nommed.

>>5013244
I really like frog butts

>>5016754
This looks like a faked 3rdie video

>>5017810

>>5017714
bass to mouth

>>5016752

>>5017714
why does he do it

>>5017942
good friend

>>5016712
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_woodcock#Rocking_behavior
>This behavior occurs during foraging, leading ornithologists such as Arthur Cleveland Bent and B. H. Christy to theorize that this is a method of coaxing invertebrates such as earthworms closer to the surface.[22] The foraging theory is the most common explanation of the behavior, and it is often cited in field guides.[23] This theory is complicated by observations of rocking while slowly walking across ground that cannot be foraged, such as hard roads or deep snow.[24]
>An alternative theory for the rocking behavior has been proposed by some biologists, such as Bernd Heinrich. It is thought that this behavior is a display to indicate to potential predators that the bird is aware of them.[25] Heinrich notes that some field observations have shown that woodcocks will occasionally flash their tail feathers while rocking, drawing attention to themselves. This theory is supported by research done by John Alcock who believes this is a type of aposematism.[26]
I suppose the latter theory could be tested based on whether they still do it if only observed by a remote camera.

>>5018106
Cute chicks

>>5017976
>this behavior is a display to indicate to potential predators that the bird is aware of them.

Kek I do the same when I feel a sniper on me in bf.

>>5015784
Human gastric acid ph isn't much higher, we were probably also scavengers at some point.

>>5017091
>a zoo
disgusting

>>5017280
;)

i wish i could have a corgi

>>5018451
>>5018401
too bad they're so prone to life-ending back issues

a corgi with the deformity bred out would still be cute

>>5018454
>back issues
yeah I could see that, such weird bodies
i'm super fucking allergic though

>>5017941
it's interesting how many animals can adobt play fighting behaviour that still works with each other despite their differences

>>5012730 (OP)

What the fuck? That guy needs Jesus.

>>5017914
he likes frog butts, duh

>>5018529
The comedic tragedy of a human watching a video of a border collie watching a video of sheep

>>5016712
They don't want to attract shai-hulud

>>5018529
That must be torture, he's never going to find where the sheep on the right went, don't do that to the poor lad!

>>5018833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxbHdzMBJm0

>>5015776
We used to use vultures to test gold. We'd feed them an ingot and if it reacted the conman was immediately executed.

>>5016712
Predators cannot attack them if they walk like that

>>5014520
They must know the deer doesn't like that

>>5014787
They should breed this horse with a falabella and make an average sized horse.

>>5015154

>>5015359
He was forced to marry the duck

>>5018766
>how do you do?

>>5018833
same swim technique?

>>5018860
I keep telling people how fluffy donkeys are. I love them so much

>>5018876
There's a donkey I talk to when I take my stuff to the dump every week.

>>5018875
BEHOLD: A MAN!

>>5018839
emus are tarded

>>5018923

>>5018924
You can summon them by lying down and bicycle kicking

>>5014677
>reassignment
its reconfirmation, chud.

>>5016178
thats a travel.

>>5018942
>reconfirmation
Affirmation.

>>5018845

>>5013189
Got any games on your phone

>>5013844
What the

>>5014188
Are anteaters allowed to drink wine

>>5015200
Me in preschool

>>5015813
Mad that he didn't just think of letting a hyena bite off his balls

>>5017941
I've heard those anteaters have very strong and sharp claws. They could fuck you up badly.

new thread
>>5019688

>>5014762
i thought its the males feet that detirmines that. heard that the eggs the female lays are automatically filled with less nutrients depending on the blueness of the males feet, because they expect a weaker male if his feet are not bright blue.
they also shit their nests instead of building them. in german they are called "tölpel" wich is a nicer version of "retard".

>>5019445
>I've heard
Well, just wait until you see. They walk on their knuckles like primates to keep them sharp.

>>5016075
cause you arent at cute baby fox or a cute little girl

>>5016079
imagine walking through the swamp and stepping on this rock unintentionally

>>5019689
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>5012730 (OP)
>i thought he was giving his dog a rimjob
It's so fucking over dude

>>5018766
>are you a grass?

>>5015598
>SIKE!