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Anonymous No.5012730 [Report] >>5012770 >>5013815 >>5014538 >>5014791 >>5015002 >>5016985 >>5018543 >>5020687
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Anonymous No.5012737 [Report] >>5013101 >>5013269
Anonymous No.5012739 [Report] >>5014084 >>5016758
Anonymous No.5012770 [Report]
>>5012730 (OP)
Those are the people who at some point end up getting shit bitten off
Anonymous No.5013101 [Report]
>>5012737
they're turning him into a salad. an elephant salad
Anonymous No.5013188 [Report] >>5014187 >>5014326 >>5014448
Anonymous No.5013189 [Report] >>5016101 >>5019053
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Anonymous No.5013244 [Report] >>5014204 >>5017714
Anonymous No.5013269 [Report]
>>5012737
RIP lil trunkigga
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Anonymous No.5013815 [Report]
>>5012730 (OP)
>nigbull
Anonymous No.5013844 [Report] >>5013969 >>5015268 >>5015759 >>5019055
Anonymous No.5013845 [Report] >>5013855 >>5016338
Anonymous No.5013846 [Report] >>5013854 >>5013859 >>5014617
Anonymous No.5013854 [Report] >>5014674
>>5013846
Why the fuck are they so damn twitchy if they're on the very top end of the food chain?
Anonymous No.5013855 [Report]
>>5013845
feeding 5 cents to 5000 dollars
Anonymous No.5013859 [Report]
>>5013846
Because they live on a continent with tons of venomous animals that can kill you even if you kill them back. Also other male lions always trying to take your pride.
Anonymous No.5013890 [Report] >>5013901 >>5014085
Answering folks from the other thread:
>>5013034
>>5013035
I'm also the guy who posted >>5002712 and as that implies, I'm foreign so to answer where I used to get videos, I look for them on other search engines in other languages or just random shit I happen to come across on various other websites.
Sometimes, the videos I find are horrifying rather than fun, like one I found of South Indians inadvertantly torturing a giant flying squirrel, but sometimes I found ones that I like, posted them here and you guys seem to like them just as much, such as old ladies in Italy pulling their cats up to their flats with a basket on a string, dogs twerking, giant moths hatching, stoats eating hotdogs, magpies stuck in fences, raccoons going down water pipes, sped up snails eating cucumbers, frogs watergunning or squirrels doing somersaults and karate kicking a dollhouse sofa.
Anonymous No.5013901 [Report]
>>5013890
ty for your service anon, I truly do enjoy finding new webms when I come here. Do you just google trad the pages in the foreign search engine or are you a native speaker for the engines you search on? I also want to find funny foreign fauna videos. Only horrifying one I've seen is a video of a small monkey raping a kitten on some chinese forum, but then again growing up on a farm I've seen all kinds of animal rape so it wasn't that surprising.
Anonymous No.5013969 [Report]
>>5013844
Reminds me of ur mom
Anonymous No.5014084 [Report]
>>5012739
He's just like me fr fr
Anonymous No.5014085 [Report]
>>5013890
Thank you for your service, animal webm maker
Anonymous No.5014187 [Report] >>5014192
>>5013188
why he snoot so long
Anonymous No.5014188 [Report] >>5014207 >>5019056
Anonymous No.5014192 [Report]
>>5014187
To eat the zoop
Anonymous No.5014204 [Report]
>>5013244
I really hate frog butts
Anonymous No.5014207 [Report] >>5014232 >>5014294
>>5014188
Imagine drinking that wine after that thing's tongue has been in it.
Anonymous No.5014232 [Report] >>5014240
>>5014207
Anonymous No.5014240 [Report] >>5014244
>>5014232
Why do they always look like they're zonked out of their mind.
Anonymous No.5014244 [Report] >>5014786 >>5015024 >>5016709
>>5014240
Anonymous No.5014294 [Report] >>5014322
>>5014207
imagine where else that tongue has been...
Anonymous No.5014322 [Report]
>>5014294
the electrical cabinet...
Anonymous No.5014326 [Report]
>>5013188
HE SNOOT TO LONG FOR HE GOTDAMN FACE
Anonymous No.5014327 [Report] >>5014445
Anonymous No.5014331 [Report] >>5015615
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Anonymous No.5014334 [Report] >>5014337 >>5014380
Anonymous No.5014336 [Report] >>5014454 >>5016712 >>5017400
>letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Anonymous No.5014337 [Report]
>>5014334
That's one mega sunburn!!!!!!! (but it's just his shirt)
Anonymous No.5014368 [Report] >>5014575 >>5014619 >>5014632 >>5014789 >>5017178
Anonymous No.5014369 [Report] >>5014378 >>5016084
Anonymous No.5014370 [Report] >>5014439
Anonymous No.5014378 [Report]
>>5014369
Lmao
Anonymous No.5014380 [Report]
>>5014334
cute
sage No.5014439 [Report] >>5014457
>>5014370
who's this lil guy?
he adorbale
Anonymous No.5014445 [Report] >>5014471
>>5014327
>do you feel in charge?
Anonymous No.5014448 [Report]
>>5013188
Fat fuck
Anonymous No.5014454 [Report]
>>5014336
I love those little fellas like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.5014457 [Report] >>5014473
>>5014439
Martin the marten. He might actually be a sable.
Anonymous No.5014471 [Report]
>>5014445
I-I've paid you a small fortune...
Anonymous No.5014473 [Report] >>5014481
>>5014457
which one is he
Anonymous No.5014481 [Report]
>>5014473
both
>The sable (Martes zibellina) is a species of marten, a small omnivorous mammal primarily inhabiting the forest environments of Russia, from the Ural Mountains throughout Siberia, and northern Mongolia.
Anonymous No.5014520 [Report] >>5014530 >>5014644 >>5014677 >>5016400 >>5016403 >>5018864
Anonymous No.5014525 [Report] >>5014528 >>5014762
>>5012734
Are these the footfags of the animal universe?
Anonymous No.5014528 [Report]
>>5014525
finfags
Anonymous No.5014530 [Report]
>>5014520
This cuck didn't even fight. Didn't need the balls anyway.
Anonymous No.5014538 [Report] >>5014583
>>5012730 (OP)
anybody else see the thumbnail and think it was some dude rimming a dog?
Anonymous No.5014575 [Report]
>>5014368
that's a nice pair of boobies
Anonymous No.5014583 [Report] >>5014648 >>5014831
>>5014538
It was obviously presented that way to produce that exact effect

Performative, like everything zoomers do
Anonymous No.5014617 [Report] >>5016474
>>5013846
male lions are the #1 cause of death of lion cubs
Anonymous No.5014619 [Report]
>>5014368
Furry colored with those glow in the dark feet
(Why are they so obsessed with it?)
Anonymous No.5014632 [Report] >>5014636
>>5014368
do birds even know how retarded they look?
Anonymous No.5014636 [Report] >>5014885
>>5014632
do you?
Anonymous No.5014642 [Report] >>5016715
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752176871444246.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752191761097885.mp4
Anonymous No.5014644 [Report]
>>5014520
This is why hyenas are the worst animal and need to go extinct
Anonymous No.5014648 [Report] >>5014831
>>5014583
>Performative, like everything zoomers do
I've been trying to think of a word to sum of zoomzooms and I think that does it. Hypersocialized and hyperconnected means everything they do is a performance for others. No privacy, no interiority. Life as one neverending livestream that they can't turn off (and wouldn't want to even if they could)
Anonymous No.5014659 [Report] >>5014809
Anonymous No.5014674 [Report]
>>5013854
This implies humans aren't allowed to be twitchy.
Anonymous No.5014677 [Report] >>5015103 >>5015103 >>5015813 >>5018942
>>5014520
The cow should be grateful for the free gender reassignment.
Anonymous No.5014762 [Report] >>5019717
>>5014525
>Are these the footfags of the animal universe?

That would be the blue footed booby, they specifically breed based on the aesthetics of the females feet
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Anonymous No.5014786 [Report]
>>5014244
This is some looney tunes shit
Anonymous No.5014787 [Report] >>5015097 >>5018865
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Anonymous No.5014789 [Report] >>5014795
>>5014368
Why's he walking like he's got new shoes on
Anonymous No.5014791 [Report]
>>5012730 (OP)
The average mentally ill dog owner
Anonymous No.5014795 [Report]
>>5014789
Well, it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, yeah
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Anonymous No.5014809 [Report]
>>5014659
>shits on your shoulder
Anonymous No.5014831 [Report]
>>5014583
>>5014648
that's a millennial in the video you stupid faggots
Anonymous No.5014885 [Report] >>5014913 >>5014977
>>5014636
...yeah...
Anonymous No.5014913 [Report] >>5014941
>>5014885
>filename
The cat is clearly the victim in this, anon
Anonymous No.5014941 [Report] >>5014994
>>5014913
Yes, hence the perpetrator is a 'cat bully', i.e. a bully of cats.
Anonymous No.5014977 [Report] >>5014991
>>5014885
>possum pushes skunk into water
>Time to take a bath stinky!

Possums and skunks are both omnivores that can't physically attack when threatened. So it's interesting to see how they interact with each other. This could almost be described as low risk "counting coup" behavior.
Anonymous No.5014987 [Report] >>5015491
>>5012732
This must be what the ponds in heaven are like.
Anonymous No.5014991 [Report] >>5016238
>>5014977
>are both omnivores that can't physically attack when threatened
they are pacifists?
Anonymous No.5014994 [Report]
>>5014941
Mmm, good point. I hadn't thought of that.
Anonymous No.5015002 [Report] >>5015007
>>5012730 (OP)
YJK, am I right fellas.
Never trust a man with "big enough" bitch.
Anonymous No.5015007 [Report]
>>5015002
You sound indian
Anonymous No.5015024 [Report] >>5015047
>>5014244
GEDDAN
Anonymous No.5015047 [Report]
>>5015024
kek
Anonymous No.5015097 [Report] >>5015103 >>5016237 >>5016354
>>5014787
holy shit that thing is huge. did knights ride that kind of horse?
Anonymous No.5015103 [Report] >>5015610
>>5015097
No, just >>5014677's whore mother. But then, everyone rode >>5014677's whore mother.
Anonymous No.5015104 [Report] >>5015270
Anonymous No.5015154 [Report] >>5015168 >>5015788 >>5016072 >>5018868
Anonymous No.5015168 [Report]
>>5015154
dainty bitch
Anonymous No.5015200 [Report] >>5015219 >>5015410 >>5015460 >>5019063
Anonymous No.5015209 [Report] >>5015236 >>5015449 >>5015790 >>5015807 >>5015817
Anonymous No.5015219 [Report] >>5015249 >>5015823 >>5016070
>>5015200
Why are pandas so uniquely retarded?
Anonymous No.5015236 [Report]
>>5015209
Thats pretty fucking cool
Anonymous No.5015243 [Report] >>5016723
Anonymous No.5015244 [Report] >>5015247 >>5015345
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Anonymous No.5015247 [Report]
>>5015244
based cat
Anonymous No.5015248 [Report] >>5015301 >>5015345
Anonymous No.5015249 [Report]
>>5015219
They were supposed to have been extinct already. Keeping the meme alive.
Anonymous No.5015259 [Report] >>5015408 >>5015409 >>5015693 >>5016270
Anonymous No.5015268 [Report]
>>5013844
um... wtf
Anonymous No.5015270 [Report]
>>5015104
Nature is fucked up.
Anonymous No.5015301 [Report] >>5015312 >>5015345 >>5016075 >>5017034
>>5015248
Anonymous No.5015312 [Report] >>5015316
>>5015301
Is that a fox-deer-wolf puppy?
I'd never seen one. How cute.
Anonymous No.5015316 [Report]
>>5015312
No, that's just a normal fox. Maned Wolf pups are dull colored and have big antenna ears.
Anonymous No.5015318 [Report] >>5015654
Anonymous No.5015328 [Report] >>5015351 >>5015361 >>5015535
I demand funny reversed webms
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Anonymous No.5015345 [Report]
>>5015244
>pure look of analyzing
>slight sardonic frown

I always wondered if they could do that. Pretty good.

>>5015248
>>5015301
Magical.
Anonymous No.5015351 [Report] >>5015371 >>5015373
>>5015328
Anonymous No.5015359 [Report] >>5015411 >>5017323 >>5018872
Anonymous No.5015361 [Report] >>5015418
>>5015328
Chris-chan No.5015371 [Report]
>>5015351
That's not reversed, though. That's just what happens when literally anything eats Papa John's shitty-ass pizza.
Anonymous No.5015373 [Report] >>5015378
>>5015351
That's not reversed, though. That's just what happens when literally anything eats Papa John's shitty-ass pizza.
Anonymous No.5015378 [Report]
>>5015373
>That's just what happens when literally anything eats Pizza Hut's shitty-ass pizza.
ftfy
Anonymous No.5015381 [Report]
This one's still my favorite
Anonymous No.5015408 [Report] >>5015435
>>5015259
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NIGHTMARE CREATURE
Anonymous No.5015409 [Report]
>>5015259
some kind of spider that wants to look like a dried up leaf?
Anonymous No.5015410 [Report]
>>5015200
thanks anon this literally made me cry with laughter
Anonymous No.5015411 [Report]
>>5015359
>you may now quack the bride
Anonymous No.5015413 [Report] >>5015423
Anonymous No.5015418 [Report] >>5015424
>>5015361
Are those little Brontosauruses what am I looking at here
Anonymous No.5015423 [Report] >>5015556 >>5015767
>>5015413
I remember when that video first came out, the cat was in there for like 20 minutes.
It almost suffocated and they took the video down from youtube.
Anonymous No.5015424 [Report] >>5015562
>>5015418
a reversed video of lemurs
Anonymous No.5015435 [Report]
>>5015408
Anonymous No.5015449 [Report]
>>5015209
Archimedes over here
Anonymous No.5015460 [Report] >>5015495 >>5015503
>>5015200
:40 is genuinely the most aggressive I have ever seen a panda be
Anonymous No.5015491 [Report]
>>5014987
must be nice, almost not smelling the duck shit
Anonymous No.5015495 [Report] >>5015503
>>5015460
Did you never see that video of the panda nearly strangling s guy because he wanted his coat?
Anonymous No.5015503 [Report] >>5015763
>>5015495
>>5015460
Fresh made, just4u.
Anonymous No.5015535 [Report]
>>5015328
these birds really like camping!
Anonymous No.5015556 [Report]
>>5015423
the bag is open from the other end, the cat just crawled out of it when he opened it, it was never sealed.
Anonymous No.5015561 [Report] >>5015581 >>5015605
Anonymous No.5015562 [Report]
>>5015424
they are coati, the video was filmed in panama I think
Anonymous No.5015581 [Report]
>>5015561
deja vu i've just been in the space before
Anonymous No.5015598 [Report] >>5015606 >>5021512
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Anonymous No.5015605 [Report]
>>5015561
cartoonish
Anonymous No.5015606 [Report] >>5015611 >>5015728 >>5016979
>>5015598
what was the plan here?
Anonymous No.5015610 [Report] >>5015813
>>5015103
It's time to go back anon, you don't belong here.
Anonymous No.5015611 [Report] >>5015760
>>5015606
Crashing this shark
Anonymous No.5015615 [Report] >>5015618
>>5014331
is the "spider" like a lure that's part of the tail, or is it real?
Anonymous No.5015618 [Report] >>5015824
>>5015615
alright just looked it up, apperantly it's part of the tail, pretty amazing
Anonymous No.5015619 [Report] >>5015728
Anonymous No.5015620 [Report] >>5015621
Anonymous No.5015621 [Report]
>>5015620
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
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Anonymous No.5015654 [Report] >>5015784
>>5015318
>regular occurences of people getting mauled to death by bears
>regular occurences of this shit happening somewhere around the globe
so which is it? are bears bipolar? are they murder machines or cutesy pooh whimsical faggots ?
Anonymous No.5015693 [Report] >>5016160 >>5016162 >>5016183 >>5016272
>>5015259
can someone explain how this spider evolved this way?
Anonymous No.5015726 [Report] >>5015728 >>5016079
Anonymous No.5015728 [Report]
>>5015606
Brother just needed a hug.

>>5015619
How is it that the harshest environments create the silliest wildcats?

>>5015726
>what's that, a big grub, some kind of squishy fruit?
>no, those are splinters flying out...
>holy fuck that's a clam
Anonymous No.5015759 [Report] >>5015776
>>5013844
Holy fuck
it can digest that?
Anonymous No.5015760 [Report]
>>5015611
With no surfivors
Anonymous No.5015763 [Report] >>5015764 >>5015811
>>5015503
What the fuck is that video?
Why was the guy on the left at the beginning walking and behaving so strangely? Why was the dude sitting acting like he was anesthetized?
They move like it's AI generated but it's obviously real
Anonymous No.5015764 [Report] >>5015811
>>5015763
Also, why was the guy sitting there? Why was the camera filming? Was this some kinda stunt?
Anonymous No.5015767 [Report]
>>5015423
Crafty ass anon trying to fetch that other anon a 30 day vacation.
Anonymous No.5015776 [Report] >>5015784 >>5015791 >>5018860
>>5015759
Maybe? Their stomachs are hell for anything.
Anonymous No.5015784 [Report] >>5015791 >>5018269
>>5015654
those things aren't mutually exclusive

>>5015776
>pH=1.0
holy shit
Anonymous No.5015788 [Report]
>>5015154
zesty
Anonymous No.5015790 [Report]
>>5015209
The Brutalist
Anonymous No.5015791 [Report] >>5016722 >>5016912
>>5015776
>>5015784
>holy shit
for reference, sulfuric acid has a pH of between 2.75 and 1.2 so the vultures stomach is like 3 times as powerful than sulfuric acid minimum
Anonymous No.5015807 [Report]
>>5015209
Does he find this aesthetically pleasing, or is it more like when I'm bored at work and I try balancing my pens on their ends to amuse myself?
Anonymous No.5015811 [Report]
>>5015763
>>5015764
>Why was the guy on the left at the beginning walking and behaving so strangely?
I cut the video to fit the size requirements.
>Why was the dude sitting acting like he was anesthetized?
>why was the guy sitting there?
He was hoping for the panda to grab him, but not that forcefully.
>Why was the camera filming?
This video, recorded in 1992, was made at the Chengdu zoo. The panda, whose name I've forgotten, was well known at the time for grabbing people. The person recording wanted to capture the magical moment when that guy got to interact with the panda.
>Was this some kinda stunt?
Not quite. Mainlanders are just retarded, is all. They do all sorts of things when on holiday that leads to serious injury or death, moreso that any other group, just to capture it on video. Look into American national park statistics of how many Chinese nationals get injured it killed in them annually, be it by wildlife, falling off cliffs, falling into fucking volcanos it acid pools or whathaveyou. They're just not to bright.
I'm surprised this video is new to you. It's been around over three decades now.
Anonymous No.5015813 [Report] >>5019069
>>5015610
>t. son of >>5014677's whore mother
Anonymous No.5015817 [Report]
>>5015209
Bro just speedran the entire history of african architecture
Anonymous No.5015823 [Report]
>>5015219
They're not a naturally occuring species, but a super inbred breed of bear.
Anonymous No.5015824 [Report]
>>5015618
Holy shit, it's true.
Anonymous No.5016070 [Report]
>>5015219
They get it from you anon.
Anonymous No.5016072 [Report]
>>5015154
Got some slick moves that one.
Anonymous No.5016075 [Report] >>5020017
>>5015301
Oh sure but when I do this Im "wrecking the flowers"
Anonymous No.5016079 [Report] >>5016194 >>5016762 >>5020034
>>5015726
Anonymous No.5016084 [Report]
>>5014369
>Longing for the great outdoors
Anonymous No.5016101 [Report]
>>5013189
So this is what we're missing out on because of hostile bear mothers
Anonymous No.5016160 [Report]
>>5015693
>look a dead leaf
>predators think you're a dead leaf
>don't get eaten
>pass on genes
Anonymous No.5016162 [Report]
>>5015693
have you considered that evolution is fake and gay or naw?
Anonymous No.5016178 [Report] >>5016252 >>5018950
Anonymous No.5016179 [Report] >>5016486 >>5016732
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Anonymous No.5016183 [Report]
>>5015693
Just random chance mutations coupled with natural selection, goy :)
Anonymous No.5016194 [Report]
>>5016079
kek
Anonymous No.5016237 [Report]
>>5015097
I don't think even Destriers (Warhorses) got that big. He's probably a breed of them though
Anonymous No.5016238 [Report]
>>5014991
I think he means they don't really fight back and instead use other tactics (smell and playing dead)
Anonymous No.5016252 [Report]
>>5016178
>Cat play chases at the end
CUTE
Anonymous No.5016270 [Report] >>5017079
>>5015259
damn he's good
Anonymous No.5016272 [Report]
>>5015693
Arthropods, like bacteria, go through many generations a year and are extremely numerous so shit like this happens sooner and their body plan is strictly segmented which is more tolerant of weird changes than the higher vertebrate body plan, which is a more delicate balance and tends to die if a mutation (deformity/birth defect) elongates or twists some part. For example in an arthropod, a segment below their head could elongate just because a gene switching off growth hormone sensitivity no longer worked. If that happened to a higher vertebrate like a human or a dog the fetus would just fucking die because the segments are twisted up inside the head.
Anonymous No.5016329 [Report] >>5016385
Anonymous No.5016338 [Report]
>>5013845
AI generated cat?
Anonymous No.5016354 [Report]
>>5015097
No, but I think bugs bunny did once.
Anonymous No.5016385 [Report]
>>5016329
Poochyena learned Tail Whip
Anonymous No.5016400 [Report]
>>5014520
I'd give up too if someone took me out like that
Anonymous No.5016403 [Report]
>>5014520
i posted this a long time ago and got banned, wtf
Anonymous No.5016474 [Report]
>>5014617
>male lions are the #1 cause of death of lion cubs
It's their fault for not being children of the pack leader.
Anonymous No.5016486 [Report]
>>5016179
outskilled
Anonymous No.5016702 [Report] >>5016836 >>5016894 >>5017173 >>5017280
Anonymous No.5016709 [Report]
>>5014244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4
Anonymous No.5016712 [Report] >>5017400 >>5017976 >>5018697 >>5018862
>>5014336
lmao what could possibly be the reason to walk that way
Anonymous No.5016715 [Report]
>>5014642
that first clip is pretty cool, I wonder how many times the guy went to that spot until he finally saw something
Anonymous No.5016722 [Report]
>>5015791
so theoretically if you bred a flock of vultures you could use it as a corpse disposal unit
Anonymous No.5016723 [Report]
>>5015243
They had seggs afterward. And we not
Anonymous No.5016732 [Report]
>>5016179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhO6vrfotI
Anonymous No.5016752 [Report] >>5016763 >>5017459 >>5017863
Anonymous No.5016753 [Report] >>5016779
Anonymous No.5016754 [Report] >>5016832 >>5016977 >>5017239 >>5017810
Anonymous No.5016758 [Report]
>>5012739
kek
Anonymous No.5016762 [Report]
>>5016079
Legendary
Anonymous No.5016763 [Report]
>>5016752
>oh OK sure bitch *PTSSSCHHH!!!*
Anonymous No.5016779 [Report] >>5016812 >>5016831 >>5017091 >>5017428
>>5016753
Do they gorge the big cats with meat before shooting these videos? It would explain why they are all so damn fat too.
Anonymous No.5016812 [Report] >>5016818 >>5017091
>>5016779
Yes, probably. I posted in the big cat thread about my aunt who had a lion. I used to play with him after she fed him about a kajillion chickens first.
Anonymous No.5016818 [Report]
>>5016812
My mistake. It was in the human reactions thread.
Anonymous No.5016831 [Report] >>5017091
>>5016779
Yes because that is the only way those retards are able to have a wild cat "pet" without getting mauled (and then they sometimes still get mauled"
Anonymous No.5016832 [Report]
>>5016754
that's how foxes came to be
Anonymous No.5016836 [Report]
>>5016702
I love cuttlefish.
Anonymous No.5016894 [Report]
>>5016702
Raw chicken of the sea lookin ass
Anonymous No.5016912 [Report] >>5017342
>>5015791
They hardly get sick too, they can withstand typhoid, rabies and all kinds of shit that would kill a mere mortal. You kinda have to when you eat decaying corpses
Anonymous No.5016977 [Report] >>5017044
>>5016754
She loves the pup more than her own flesh and blood
Anonymous No.5016979 [Report]
>>5015606
hentai
Anonymous No.5016985 [Report] >>5016988
>>5012730 (OP)
EWWWWWWW- oh…
Anonymous No.5016988 [Report]
>>5016985
I also thought he was kissing an ass
Anonymous No.5017034 [Report]
>>5015301
Does it jump like that because the bees sting?
Anonymous No.5017044 [Report]
>>5016977
There's more dog to clean, the kittens are smol
Anonymous No.5017079 [Report]
>>5016270
>oh shit
Anonymous No.5017091 [Report] >>5018321
>>5016779
>>5016812
>>5016831
That's Safari Sammie with Tank, you retards. She takes care of a bunch of tame big cats at a zoo.
Anonymous No.5017173 [Report]
>>5016702
Fhtagn.
Anonymous No.5017178 [Report]
>>5014368
anon this is a blue boa--
oh
Anonymous No.5017239 [Report]
>>5016754
Even cats like dogs more
Anonymous No.5017261 [Report] >>5017344
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Anonymous No.5017263 [Report] >>5017269 >>5017283
Anonymous No.5017266 [Report]
>>5017262
>his smile and optimism: gone.
Anonymous No.5017269 [Report]
>>5017263
cowarubba
Anonymous No.5017280 [Report] >>5017325 >>5018328
>>5016702
How did you level up your hand?
Anonymous No.5017283 [Report]
>>5017263
Calves are genuinely so fucking cute. I'm not a veal guy.
Anonymous No.5017303 [Report]
>>5012732
why are there flowers in the pond?
lovely ducks
Anonymous No.5017323 [Report]
>>5015359
It would be funny if it stopped and did a huge diarrhea
Anonymous No.5017325 [Report]
>>5017280
Punching
Anonymous No.5017342 [Report]
>>5016912
human stomach acidity isn't much lower. hominids started off as scavengers.
Anonymous No.5017344 [Report]
>>5017261
that's a tiny kitchen
Anonymous No.5017400 [Report] >>5017484
>>5014336
>>5016712
Probably coastal birds. I am not sure if they point is to check the sand for pockets of air (as in careful it doesn't collapse, or if they kind of sense critters walking under the sand, to eat. They don't know what asphalt is of course. Maybe being unsure triggers their "careful walk"
Anonymous No.5017428 [Report] >>5017470
>>5016779
>i'm a retarded indian nigger newfag with zero experience or understanding of wildlife behavior
ftfy
Anonymous No.5017459 [Report]
>>5016752
Based alpaca a Boston Red Sox fan
Anonymous No.5017470 [Report]
>>5017428
>"Hahaha!! You thought I was gonna kill that guy, huh?"
Anonymous No.5017484 [Report]
>>5017400
There are worms that live in asphalt that come to the surface when it rains. Their rhythmic steps probably feel like rain to the worms and cause them to come up to get nommed.
Anonymous No.5017652 [Report]
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5017714 [Report] >>5017849 >>5017914
>>5013244
I really like frog butts
Anonymous No.5017810 [Report] >>5017815
>>5016754
This looks like a faked 3rdie video
Anonymous No.5017815 [Report]
>>5017810
Anonymous No.5017849 [Report]
>>5017714
bass to mouth
Anonymous No.5017863 [Report]
>>5016752
Anonymous No.5017914 [Report] >>5018665
>>5017714
why does he do it
Anonymous No.5017941 [Report] >>5018535 >>5019445
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>>5017942
good friend
Anonymous No.5017976 [Report] >>5018211
>>5016712
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_woodcock#Rocking_behavior
>This behavior occurs during foraging, leading ornithologists such as Arthur Cleveland Bent and B. H. Christy to theorize that this is a method of coaxing invertebrates such as earthworms closer to the surface.[22] The foraging theory is the most common explanation of the behavior, and it is often cited in field guides.[23] This theory is complicated by observations of rocking while slowly walking across ground that cannot be foraged, such as hard roads or deep snow.[24]
>An alternative theory for the rocking behavior has been proposed by some biologists, such as Bernd Heinrich. It is thought that this behavior is a display to indicate to potential predators that the bird is aware of them.[25] Heinrich notes that some field observations have shown that woodcocks will occasionally flash their tail feathers while rocking, drawing attention to themselves. This theory is supported by research done by John Alcock who believes this is a type of aposematism.[26]
I suppose the latter theory could be tested based on whether they still do it if only observed by a remote camera.
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Anonymous No.5018137 [Report]
>>5018106
Cute chicks
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Anonymous No.5018211 [Report]
>>5017976
>this behavior is a display to indicate to potential predators that the bird is aware of them.

Kek I do the same when I feel a sniper on me in bf.
Anonymous No.5018269 [Report]
>>5015784
Human gastric acid ph isn't much higher, we were probably also scavengers at some point.
Anonymous No.5018321 [Report]
>>5017091
>a zoo
disgusting
Anonymous No.5018328 [Report]
>>5017280
;)
Anonymous No.5018401 [Report] >>5018454
Anonymous No.5018451 [Report] >>5018454
i wish i could have a corgi
Anonymous No.5018454 [Report] >>5018457
>>5018451
>>5018401
too bad they're so prone to life-ending back issues

a corgi with the deformity bred out would still be cute
Anonymous No.5018457 [Report]
>>5018454
>back issues
yeah I could see that, such weird bodies
i'm super fucking allergic though
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Anonymous No.5018529 [Report] >>5018684 >>5018732
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>>5017941
it's interesting how many animals can adobt play fighting behaviour that still works with each other despite their differences
Simon Salva - Apostle to the 4channers !tMhYkwTORI No.5018543 [Report]
>>5012730 (OP)

What the fuck? That guy needs Jesus.
Anonymous No.5018665 [Report]
>>5017914
he likes frog butts, duh
Anonymous No.5018684 [Report]
>>5018529
The comedic tragedy of a human watching a video of a border collie watching a video of sheep
Anonymous No.5018697 [Report]
>>5016712
They don't want to attract shai-hulud
Anonymous No.5018732 [Report]
>>5018529
That must be torture, he's never going to find where the sheep on the right went, don't do that to the poor lad!
Anonymous No.5018766 [Report] >>5018873 >>5021099
Anonymous No.5018833 [Report] >>5018835 >>5018875
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>>5018833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxbHdzMBJm0
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Anonymous No.5018860 [Report] >>5018876
>>5015776
We used to use vultures to test gold. We'd feed them an ingot and if it reacted the conman was immediately executed.
Anonymous No.5018862 [Report]
>>5016712
Predators cannot attack them if they walk like that
Anonymous No.5018864 [Report]
>>5014520
They must know the deer doesn't like that
Anonymous No.5018865 [Report]
>>5014787
They should breed this horse with a falabella and make an average sized horse.
Anonymous No.5018868 [Report]
>>5015154
Anonymous No.5018872 [Report]
>>5015359
He was forced to marry the duck
Anonymous No.5018873 [Report]
>>5018766
>how do you do?
Anonymous No.5018875 [Report] >>5018923
>>5018833
same swim technique?
Anonymous No.5018876 [Report] >>5018894
>>5018860
I keep telling people how fluffy donkeys are. I love them so much
Anonymous No.5018894 [Report]
>>5018876
There's a donkey I talk to when I take my stuff to the dump every week.
Anonymous No.5018923 [Report] >>5018931
>>5018875
BEHOLD: A MAN!
Anonymous No.5018924 [Report] >>5018941
>>5018839
emus are tarded
Anonymous No.5018931 [Report]
>>5018923
Anonymous No.5018941 [Report]
>>5018924
You can summon them by lying down and bicycle kicking
Anonymous No.5018942 [Report] >>5018966
>>5014677
>reassignment
its reconfirmation, chud.
Anonymous No.5018950 [Report]
>>5016178
thats a travel.
Anonymous No.5018966 [Report]
>>5018942
>reconfirmation
Affirmation.
Anonymous No.5019035 [Report]
>>5018845
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Anonymous No.5019053 [Report]
>>5013189
Got any games on your phone
Anonymous No.5019055 [Report]
>>5013844
What the
Anonymous No.5019056 [Report]
>>5014188
Are anteaters allowed to drink wine
Anonymous No.5019063 [Report]
>>5015200
Me in preschool
Anonymous No.5019069 [Report]
>>5015813
Mad that he didn't just think of letting a hyena bite off his balls
Anonymous No.5019445 [Report] >>5019877
>>5017941
I've heard those anteaters have very strong and sharp claws. They could fuck you up badly.
Anonymous No.5019689 [Report] >>5020339
new thread
>>5019688
Anonymous No.5019717 [Report]
>>5014762
i thought its the males feet that detirmines that. heard that the eggs the female lays are automatically filled with less nutrients depending on the blueness of the males feet, because they expect a weaker male if his feet are not bright blue.
they also shit their nests instead of building them. in german they are called "tölpel" wich is a nicer version of "retard".
Anonymous No.5019877 [Report]
>>5019445
>I've heard
Well, just wait until you see. They walk on their knuckles like primates to keep them sharp.
Anonymous No.5020017 [Report]
>>5016075
cause you arent at cute baby fox or a cute little girl
Anonymous No.5020034 [Report]
>>5016079
imagine walking through the swamp and stepping on this rock unintentionally
Anonymous No.5020339 [Report]
>>5019689
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Anonymous No.5020687 [Report]
>>5012730 (OP)
>i thought he was giving his dog a rimjob
It's so fucking over dude
Anonymous No.5021099 [Report]
>>5018766
>are you a grass?
Anonymous No.5021512 [Report]
>>5015598
>SIKE!