what the FUCK was his problem?

>>5014309 (OP)
what do they taste like

>>5014309 (OP)
>mfw open niche for a large open water predator

>>5014309 (OP)
Can you blame them for following the meta?

>>5014342
That should be asked to the...

>what the FUCK was his probl-ACK

>>5014349
>when he tastes ur mime

>>5014342
let's find out, just caught the last one, I'll update youse guys on how it tastes

go back

>>5014954
thanks for the bump!

>>5014969
no problem, have this wholesome chungus redditalocaris sticker my guy!

>>5014983
>seething halucichudnia

>>5014342
shrimp

>>5014954
>>5014983
Do you ever get tired of forcing this meme or making nautilus threads that nobody responds to

>>5015105
The worst thing is that I know is them. And if he wasn't an asshole the nautilus threads could have more fun and discussion on them. I doubt anyone hates on nautilus, why bother crying about "le redditcaris hehe I'm le smart"
Nautilus-anon we all can get along

>>5014309 (OP)
Hypertension, AIDs, and mesothelioma.

Let's say a human was swimming on ocean water, could it theoritically try attack the human since it is an apex predator?

>>5015319

>>5015105
no one is trying to "force a meme". maybe that's what people do on reddit or something but not everyone is constantly trying to make a le epic dank ass meme all the time. stop projecting

>>5015334
Bet it could leave nasty pinch marks.

>>5014477
Wtf??? Put it back!

>>5014382
CambriOWNED, bitch

>>5015379
Like a very angry hug

>>5015396
nta

>>5015319
To think about this we have to see modern examples, will you want to fuck against a free swimming very aggressive lobster? It may not have giant claws but those mouthparts look like it would leave nasty scratches and bleeding in the worst case.

>>5015319
>>5015379
>>5015571
you better not underestimate him. he's the first apex predator, after all

>>5015334
I think I could take him on with some prep time.

>>5015334

How would he fare against a large mantis shrimp?

>>5016742
They would join forces

>>5014382
>reddit gold: acquired

>>5017071
You still trying to force this meme?

>>5017103
>>5015364

>>5017244
I’ll take that as a yes

>>5016742
Fun fact. This fuckers have ritualistic ass slapping to protect or evict from their burrows... weird but super cool thing

>>5015364
Cope

>>5017252
>>5018303
go fuck yourself buddy

>>5015571
>will you want to fuck against a free swimming very aggressive lobster?
Maybe

>>5014983
>he's still fucking seething

Opabinia still mogs this fucker imo

>>5020212
Uhhh anon

How can the first apex predator be a "forced meme" retard

>>5020212

>>5014309 (OP)
How the fuck did we go from mystery retard shrimp to a complete diverse family that survived far longer than initially thought in the span of a decade?

>>5020812
>Pokemon Cambrian
ladies and gentlemen, the average redditalocaris poster

>>5020640
Kek saved
Here's an animal spurdo I like

>>5020812
A lot of scientific knowledge walled behind protecting the ego of senior scientists and budget restrictions. Sometimes one good article on a discovery can start a snowball of information release.
That said, this pattern is fairly uncommon with animal kingdom discoveries. Entirely possible here that nobody cared to look further until weird shrimp got lots of interest and attention.

>>5020985
why tho? what would scientist have to lose if they don't publish those species?
lie, if i remember correctly, that new mosura radiodont was known since fucking bugress shale started being excavated, yet no one bothered describing it until this year?

>>5014342
At this point? Stone.

>>5020958
Cry about it. Go make another empty nautilus thread

>>5020993
Its both what the other anon said. The fucking EGO of scientists is gigantic and the "lack of interest" thats actually nepotism or irresponsible management and who know what else. Its generally those kind of things.

>>5020993
Nobody bothered to until now