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Anonymous No.5014309 >>5014342 >>5014343 >>5014348 >>5015206 >>5020812 >>5021959 >>5022387 >>5024792 >>5027206 >>5027757 >>5030532
what the FUCK was his problem?
Anonymous No.5014342 >>5014349 >>5014477 >>5015037 >>5021035 >>5027347
>>5014309 (OP)
what do they taste like
Anonymous No.5014343
>>5014309 (OP)
>mfw open niche for a large open water predator
Crabanon No.5014348
>>5014309 (OP)
Can you blame them for following the meta?
Crabanon No.5014349 >>5014435 >>5023698 >>5028617 >>5028796 >>5029222
>>5014342
That should be asked to the...
Anonymous No.5014382 >>5015397 >>5017071
>what the FUCK was his probl-ACK
Anonymous No.5014435
>>5014349
>when he tastes ur mime
Anonymous No.5014477 >>5015396 >>5023645 >>5028808
>>5014342
let's find out, just caught the last one, I'll update youse guys on how it tastes
Anonymous No.5014954 >>5014969 >>5015105
go back
Anonymous No.5014969 >>5014983
>>5014954
thanks for the bump!
Anonymous No.5014983 >>5015022 >>5015105 >>5018891
>>5014969
no problem, have this wholesome chungus redditalocaris sticker my guy!
Anonymous No.5015022
>>5014983
>seething halucichudnia
Anonymous No.5015037
>>5014342
shrimp
Anonymous No.5015105 >>5015195 >>5015364
>>5014954
>>5014983
Do you ever get tired of forcing this meme or making nautilus threads that nobody responds to
Crabanon No.5015195
>>5015105
The worst thing is that I know is them. And if he wasn't an asshole the nautilus threads could have more fun and discussion on them. I doubt anyone hates on nautilus, why bother crying about "le redditcaris hehe I'm le smart"
Nautilus-anon we all can get along
Anonymous No.5015206
>>5014309 (OP)
Hypertension, AIDs, and mesothelioma.
Anonymous No.5015319 >>5015334 >>5015571 >>5015653
Let's say a human was swimming on ocean water, could it theoritically try attack the human since it is an apex predator?
Anonymous No.5015334 >>5015379 >>5015725 >>5016170
>>5015319
Anonymous No.5015364 >>5017244 >>5018303
>>5015105
no one is trying to "force a meme". maybe that's what people do on reddit or something but not everyone is constantly trying to make a le epic dank ass meme all the time. stop projecting
Anonymous No.5015379 >>5015498 >>5015653
>>5015334
Bet it could leave nasty pinch marks.
Anonymous No.5015396 >>5015542
>>5014477
Wtf??? Put it back!
Anonymous No.5015397
>>5014382
CambriOWNED, bitch
Anonymous No.5015498
>>5015379
Like a very angry hug
Anonymous No.5015542
>>5015396
nta
Crabanon No.5015571 >>5015653 >>5018603
>>5015319
To think about this we have to see modern examples, will you want to fuck against a free swimming very aggressive lobster? It may not have giant claws but those mouthparts look like it would leave nasty scratches and bleeding in the worst case.
Anonymous No.5015653 >>5022383
>>5015319
>>5015379
>>5015571
you better not underestimate him. he's the first apex predator, after all
Anonymous No.5015725
>>5015334
I think I could take him on with some prep time.
Anonymous No.5016170
>>5015334
Anonymous No.5016742 >>5017055 >>5017512
How would he fare against a large mantis shrimp?
Anonymous No.5017055
>>5016742
They would join forces
Anonymous No.5017071 >>5017103
>>5014382
>reddit gold: acquired
Anonymous No.5017103 >>5017244
>>5017071
You still trying to force this meme?
Anonymous No.5017244 >>5017252
>>5017103
>>5015364
Anonymous No.5017252 >>5018313
>>5017244
I’ll take that as a yes
Crabanon No.5017512 >>5030056
>>5016742
Fun fact. This fuckers have ritualistic ass slapping to protect or evict from their burrows... weird but super cool thing
Anonymous No.5018303 >>5018313
>>5015364
Cope
Anonymous No.5018313
>>5017252
>>5018303
go fuck yourself buddy
Anonymous No.5018603
>>5015571
>will you want to fuck against a free swimming very aggressive lobster?
Maybe
Anonymous No.5018891
>>5014983
>he's still fucking seething
Anonymous No.5020212 >>5020371 >>5020640 >>5026286
Opabinia still mogs this fucker imo
Anonymous No.5020371
>>5020212
Uhhh anon
Anonymous No.5020490
How can the first apex predator be a "forced meme" retard
Anonymous No.5020640 >>5020972
>>5020212
Anonymous No.5020812 >>5020958 >>5020985 >>5029047
>>5014309 (OP)
How the fuck did we go from mystery retard shrimp to a complete diverse family that survived far longer than initially thought in the span of a decade?
Anonymous No.5020958 >>5021085
>>5020812
>Pokemon Cambrian
ladies and gentlemen, the average redditalocaris poster
Anonymous No.5020972
>>5020640
Kek saved
Here's an animal spurdo I like
Anonymous No.5020985 >>5020993
>>5020812
A lot of scientific knowledge walled behind protecting the ego of senior scientists and budget restrictions. Sometimes one good article on a discovery can start a snowball of information release.
That said, this pattern is fairly uncommon with animal kingdom discoveries. Entirely possible here that nobody cared to look further until weird shrimp got lots of interest and attention.
Anonymous No.5020993 >>5021392 >>5021703
>>5020985
why tho? what would scientist have to lose if they don't publish those species?
lie, if i remember correctly, that new mosura radiodont was known since fucking bugress shale started being excavated, yet no one bothered describing it until this year?
Anonymous No.5021035
>>5014342
At this point? Stone.
Anonymous No.5021085
>>5020958
Cry about it. Go make another empty nautilus thread
Crabanon No.5021392
>>5020993
Its both what the other anon said. The fucking EGO of scientists is gigantic and the "lack of interest" thats actually nepotism or irresponsible management and who know what else. Its generally those kind of things.
Anonymous No.5021703
>>5020993
Nobody bothered to until now
Anonymous No.5021959 >>5021981
>>5014309 (OP)
Anonymous No.5021981 >>5021982 >>5022087 >>5024486
>>5021959
what is with redditalocaris posters and pokemon? would you freaks have any interest in animals if it weren't for children's media?
Anonymous No.5021982 >>5021998
>>5021981
what is it about reddit that makes you whine so much? would you have turned out differently if you had real friends?
Anonymous No.5021998 >>5022089
>>5021982
suck my dick dude
Crabanon No.5022080 >>5022158
I'm amazed the nautilustard keep trying to derail our anomalocaris thread, yet we persist. I told you we could be friends. Unite under the pressure of the sea. Let your cringe takes be sweep away by the waves... let this conflict be over.
Also. Outside the cringe larp joke.
Is there any study specifically about the mouthparts of radiodonts?
Anonymous No.5022087 >>5023676 >>5028784
>>5021981
Because a PokΓ©mon is how a lot of people learned about it.
Anonymous No.5022089
>>5021998
Cry more
Anonymous No.5022158
>>5022080
You mean aside from how Anomalocaris keeps getting shuffled around on the predator chain every other day?
Anonymous No.5022383
>>5015653
he standing on bidness
Anonymous No.5022387
>>5014309 (OP)
>it's the CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION
Anonymous No.5023413 >>5023645 >>5028808
Alhamdulillah he will be finished frying soon
Crabanon No.5023645
>>5014477
>>5023413
Uh. I didnt know there was a part 2 lol
Anonymous No.5023676 >>5024486 >>5026037
>>5022087
that makes so much sense, good to have conclusive indisputable evidence that redditalocaris is indeed reddit
Anonymous No.5023698 >>5024146 >>5024798
>>5014349
So fucking cursed. We should all be thankful these guys died out.
Crabanon No.5024146
>>5023698
Cant deny that seeing one of this freaks would have been terrifying but probably normalized like seeing a horseshoe crab...
Anonymous No.5024486 >>5026185
>>5021981
>>5023676
Theres an ammonite pokemon that literally had an entire fake reddit religion based on it you insufferable retard. Why does a dead shrimp make you seethe so much?
Anonymous No.5024792
>>5014309 (OP)
What's the land equivalent of this guy?
Anonymous No.5024798 >>5025538 >>5025540
>>5023698
He looks less scary in this drawing with the little eyes
Crabanon No.5025538 >>5025540 >>5025627
>>5024798
So i was looking at crustacean pictures as one does. And look
>pic
Isnt it awfully like mimetaster? Just in a pinch i could say that maybe mimetaster had some sort of alliance with another type of creature like a crynoid or something along those lines! I need to read about mimetaster more now
Crabanon No.5025540
>>5025538
>>5024798
Just searched a paper and read about how they probably had some sort of mutualistic relation with "sponges" but it doesnt go indepth.
Anonymous No.5025627 >>5026047
>>5025538
For whatever reason it didn't click in my head that this little guy is shrimp shaped until I saw him from a different angle
Anonymous No.5025642
Mimetaster vs. Gamergate, who you got?
Anonymous No.5025694 >>5025712 >>5026218
Do you pronounce the name Mimetaster as in someone who tastes mimes or Mimetaster as in a somoene who is mime-tastic
Anonymous No.5025712
>>5025694
Well the original name the guy that found them wanted was "mimaster" apparently, but I guess that was taken already by.. something. I don't think mimes are very tasty, so I like the original name better.
Anonymous No.5026037 >>5026050 >>5026185
>>5023676
4chan has a dedicated pokemon board you tryhard newfag
Crabanon No.5026047
>>5025627
Yeah shrimp that try to camouflage that way tend to be hard to understand by looks, also i doubt that the mimetaster was as flexible as this kind of shrimp, since they had more robust looking "decorations" (theres a specific name for those but i cant quite remember)
Crabanon No.5026050 >>5026185
>>5026037
Dont give them (you)s anon, they are a "new" contrarian that tries to push nautilus threads and arthropod hate. And not in a funny or interesting way.
Anonymous No.5026185 >>5026216 >>5027292
>>5024486
>Theres an ammonite pokemon that literally had an entire fake reddit religion based on it
I didn't know about this, not surprised that you would as a redditor who loves children's media
>>5026037
doesn't make it any less reddit to be into pokemon. this is like defending I fucking love science from being reddit on the grounds that 4chan has a science board lol
>>5026050
suck my dick
Anonymous No.5026216 >>5026218 >>5027286
>>5026185
Why does reddit occupy every waking thought you have? Is it to cope with the fact that you’re a regard newfag trying to force a bad meme?
Anonymous No.5026218 >>5027286
>>5025694
Mim uh tass tur

>>5026216
4chan is where everyone banned from reddit goes. He is obsessed because they (quite rightly) banned his insane ass
Anonymous No.5026286
>>5020212
I love when nature was still figuring stuff out, shit looks like a fucked spore playthrough
>we need more vision, how do we see more
>idk add like a bajillion eyes lmao
Anonymous No.5027206
>>5014309 (OP)
I want to bite it's eye stalks.
Anonymous No.5027286 >>5027290
>>5026218
never used reddit in my life, nice try though
>>5026216
because I'm surrounded by redditors like you and OP, if you all would just go back I'd be able to browse /an/ in peace
Anonymous No.5027290 >>5027300
>>5027286
>I'd be able to browse /an/ in peace
>he says as he makes another tractionless ammonite/nautilus thread complaining about reddit
>he says as he tries to bait people in other invert threads and gets completely ignored
you’re not very good at this
Anonymous No.5027292 >>5027300
>>5026185
>I didn't know about this, not surprised that you would as a redditor who loves children's media
Meanwhile, in another thread
Anonymous No.5027300
>>5027292
ok?
>>5027290
again, if there weren't any redditors like you here I wouldn't have to make those threads that you seethe over so hard
Anonymous No.5027347
>>5014342
Shrimp
Anonymous No.5027757 >>5027759 >>5028066
>>5014309 (OP)
Why does every discussion about this thing devolves into arguing about plebbitors?
Anonymous No.5027759
>>5027757
because redditalocaris is reddit, simple as that
Crabanon No.5028066 >>5028068
>>5027757
Thats thanks to the nautilus fag that keeps shitposting and trying to push how "reddit" everything else is
Anonymous No.5028068
>>5028066
seethe harder and go back
Anonymous No.5028617 >>5028767 >>5028774
>>5014349
Why would god do such a thing
Anonymous No.5028767
>>5028617
the demiurge is unironically a redditor, that's why you get heckin' wholesome bois like mimetaster and redditalocaris
Anonymous No.5028772 >>5028948 >>5029656
Name ONE animal that is not "reddit" you can't. Every animal on the planet has a cult following of plebbitors.
Anonymous No.5028774
>>5028617
More shrimps for us
Anonymous No.5028784
>>5022087
I love Anorith, he's so cute
Anonymous No.5028796
>>5014349
Lovecraftian
Anonymous No.5028808
>>5014477
>>5023413
they killed him
Anonymous No.5028948 >>5030533
>>5028772
the difference is if the majority of people who talk about it are redditors or not, in the case of redditalocaris most of the people who talk about it love wholesome epic memes and stuff like that
Anonymous No.5029047
>>5020812
The more we learn the more incentive there is to search. Like how Mosura has preserved internal organs
Anonymous No.5029222 >>5029417
>>5014349
What the fuck is this
Anonymous No.5029417
>>5029222
A crab that loves the taste of mimes
Anonymous No.5029656 >>5029660
>>5028772
>search reddit for Etisus dentatus
>0 mentions
Kneel to the spiny spooner
Anonymous No.5029660 >>5029661
>>5029656
>Search for a literal who obscure animal that you probably never even liked
Low hanging fruit.
Anonymous No.5029661
>>5029660
>he doesn’t know about spiny spooners
Anonymous No.5030056
>>5017512
Oh so it’s fine when they do it but when I break into someone’s house and smack their ass I get in trouble
Anonymous No.5030532 >>5030533 >>5030540
>>5014309 (OP)
It being the apex predator probably lead to it gaining its mascot status, a similar trend happens with other apex animals in various ecologies. The reality is that caring at all about cambrian ecology is still niche enough that many of the people who like it do so entirely out of hipsterism. There is obviously a lot of those kinds on reddit. But while Ive never used the site so I can't be sure, I would imagine that many of the people who like anamolocaris there also like other cambrian expansion animals for the same reason that they like anamolocaris; it just being the most visible as a result of it being the mascot. You apparently make nautilus threads, too, and while you might not realize this, nautilus undoubtedly fall into a similar enough cultural perception to anamolocaris that they either already have/are prime for being captured by reddit niche-worshipping hipsterist types. To blindly act in contrarianism against the things that those visivle hipsterist types like makes you as just as one dimensionally downstream of mass appeals as they are. You are rejecting their interest for the exact same psychological craving for uniqueness that causes many of them to gravitate towards their interests to begin with. Grow up. I can't imagine caring so deeply about what other people are interested in. It's like the mindset of a rebellious child. Anyways, for me it's Diania.
Anonymous No.5030533 >>5030540
>>5030532
Err, meant to tag this guy. >>5028948. Gives me the chance to post a second pic. Hope everyone is doing well.
Anonymous No.5030540
>>5030532
>>5030533
Don’t engage the tryhard newfag. Diania is cool though