>shake up bag of flavored rocks as hard and dry as kidney stones mined from a camel that stared down a gorgon that will sit in her stomach like its a gizzard
>cat sprints over at the speed of light doing a binky explosively cumming all over the floor yowling like she's in heat and there's a tom on the other side of a fly screen
>try to feed her regularly cooked chicken, lamb, deenz, etc
>acts like I'm trying to feed her her own shit
bros...I think they're putting something in the cat food...

You clearly have never heard of pork scratchings. 40 year old men will kill, maim and rape to get their hands on pork powder rocks at the local bar.