I came to chomp cactus and reach page 10...

...and I don't see no cactus

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Im visiting my dad in Vero Beach, FL and I took a walk on the each early this morning. Saw this massive gopher tortoise having breakfast

Sorry, forgot the pic

>>5014773 (OP)
What's up with turtles and their instinct to chew everything green?

>>5014894
The picky ones starved to death.

>>5014773 (OP)
Whenever I walk by one of these little frens on the golf course I give them a little old shell rub
>And then I take out my 4 iron

>>5015123

A sand trap requires a wedge you insipid squirrel chaser

Test

>>5014773 (OP)
That's a weird looking lizard....

Woah, getting a little too close there.
Let me guide you back, fella

>>5017767
What the fuck was his problem.

>>5017905
Driver cut him off earlier.

>>5017949
you can say Tugga, but Tugger is our word

>>5017905
>>5017934
The problem is right there on the grill with that emblem.

>>5017949
teenage mutant nigga turtle

>>5017949
ayo wuz gud in da hood

>>5018967
We wuz dinosaurs n shiieeeet.