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>>5016738 (OP)
Very acceptable thread, son. I'm proud of you.

>>5016749
Please fuck my ass

Leo and Heather both agree - Sony cameras rule! But if you can’t afford one, buy an olympus micro camera for your dog photography

https://qualzucht-datenbank.eu/fact-sheet-dog-breed-basset-hound/
'Sets dying out

Basset females are made for Huskoid studs

>>5016896
Huskies gay asf ese. If you ain't pitbull you ain't it

>>5016908
You ever been to mexico ese? There's a ton of huskies down there. They've been doing huskies so long they evolved shorter coats. Mexicans maintain village dog culture, so gregarious friendly prey driven dogs have an advantage.

A cat attacked my dog mid photographic session. She hid under a card I had setup and sprung her attack the moment the poor boy got near. Luckily I was there to capture her crimes against dogmanity. All are safe and accounted for.

"Bark bark woof" - Leo
doghair signing out


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>>5016917
Is this AI or does your dog have cancer

>>5016918
That's his front right leg. Overweight dogs fool the eye.

Google barneyfag if you want a good laugh.

>>5016918
Those are called bones. Perfectly symmetrical bones on both front legs is a clear sign of cancer! I am a 4chan certified dog oncologist as well we know these things.
I've spotted many cases from blurry pictures posted on the internet as well.

>>5016917
This dog only has three legs

>>5016860
Can confirm, I love my sony. The best part is the lens is a little longer so it can fit an extra control dial and look like an old film camera.

Pic related its my dog heather

Fur seems to be a tough one for the 4chan certified dog weight specialists. I know youre just saying he's fat on purpose, but he is actually a perfect lean weight. Zero fat on his ribs.

It is such a blessing that we have doggie oncologists, behavioral, psychology, anatomy, and weight experts on 4channel!

>>5016925
10/10 not blurry photograph. How do you do it?

>>5016927
Kek! Its Kino.

Non circle jerkies gonna seethe at this thread.

>>5016927
Heather is adorable! Leo would love to be her friend

I took this photo on my hasselbad btw. The bigger camera really shows you his true size. Smaller cameras make him look a lot smaller. That's called tonality and 3d pop.

We are 5 percent of the way to nu

>>5016930
>post cute dog pic
>random cute dog appreciator says cute dog
>CIRCLEJEEEEEEERKEEEER REEEEEEEEE
>ONE GUY TALKING TO HIMSELF REEEEEEEEEEE

The one guy seethes at every thread. Once you understand that that is his nature you can start to embrace it and enjoy the entertainment for what it truly is.

>>5016933
You will always be nu to me, bb.

>>5016935
Jerk ‘em!

>>5016931
Hey cute dog.

>>5016938
I only jerk your mother and my sweet nu-bb. Thanks.

>>5016931
He's getting big from all those trust fund treats!

>>5016940
Pfma

>>5016738 (OP)
My dog prefers Cane’s over Zaxby’s

>>5016944
Finally, a good console war

>>5016943
You aren't fem enough and I haven't seen your resume yet. Sorry!

>DONG DING DONG
How does your dog react?

>>5016971
>using ring
I prefer a legitimate security system.

>>5016971
My dog is my doorbell/driveway sensor.

>>5016967
Do you have any experience with either animal husbandry or sales/customer service? Will you take payment in eggs? We don't need help on the ranch right now, but having someone do another farmers market could be great for us.

>>5016738 (OP)
The manliest dog know to man

>leofag is now gay for traps
Well
Its an upgrade from gay for gsds

>>5016991
based…BASED!!!

>>5016992
I'm fem tho

>>5016991
PEEEEETTTTTTEEEEEEEE! REJOICE FOR THE GREATEST OF ALL DOGS HAS ARRIVED!

>>5016991
Cute

>>5016992
She's fem tho

give your dog chicken nuggets

>>5017015
I give him chicken necks from the chickens I raised.

If I was still a NEETchad I would hit the ‘chives and make a big collage of all the non jerkies doubting my ‘ark ‘uddies

>>5017018
>We're the bark buddies! :D
>LEO!
>MARCIE!
>AAAND H-
>[ground shaking]
>oh my fucking god

This picture is cute but it also made me really sad.

>>5017016
Why is your dogs fur turning into green dots? Did you mess up your camera and forget to turn off shrek mode?

>>5017024
I forgot to click a button in lightroom. Sorry.

>>5017022
>how did he break his leg?

>>5017022
Vets would amputate this poor fella.

>>5016991
thats just good stuff mang

What is the most dog looking dog? I mean just the most generic dog you can think of.

>>5017064
Smooth saluki. :D

>>5017077
Is that your bf's fursona

>>5017064
A Xoloitzcuintli is like the most generic or "average" (average in the sense of tending towards beautiful) looking dog.
>long muzzle with tight lips and no hanging flews
>prick or pendant ears
>longish neck
>proportional chest, not deep like a doberman or greyhound
>hare feet
>straight back, some tuck up under
>whip tail, not set too low or high
>normal angulated hocks
>fine boned but not gracile or cobby, no dwarfism or weird proportions, everything in its place, a dog's dog
It's as if every other dog has some kind of weird variation from human selection. Oh wait, Xolo dogs are hairless. LOL!

>>5017081
Nope, but it is your mother! Ha ha ha

>>5017064
Chinook

>>5017083
>truckdriving zoophile post
FAGnya kek!!!

>>5017064
For me GSDs are the most generic dog

Which dog embodies the Korean twink phenotype?

There are only 10 legitimately intelligent dog breeds, and if they’re not on this list, they don’t matter.

1. Bloodhound: Smarter than you, and better at finding lost stuff.

2. Basset Hound: Bloodhound’s low-rider cousin. Not stubborn just refuses to waste energy.

3. Otterhound: A shaggy Bloodhound kin with aquatic tracking skills.

4. St. Hubert Hound: The medieval ancestor of the Bloodhound.

5. Artois Hound: French scenthound descending from St. Hubert stock.

6. Grand Bleu de Gascogne: Shares ancestry with the St. Hubert Hound.

7. Petit Bleu de Gascogne: The smaller, version of the Grand Bleu.

8. Porcelaine: Ancient French hound from the same scenthound family tree.

9. Alpine Dachsbracke: Bloodhound-influenced dwarf tracking dog.

10. Segugio Italiano: Ancient Mediterranean scenthound, with Bloodhound ancestry through old European hound stock.

>>5017157
All of these are fucking retarded and a lot of them are so hideously deformed they should be banned and neutered outright with no chance of outcrossing

The reason superior dogs like belgian shepherds are hard to own is because more intelligent animals are actually less naturally obedient, even if they are bred to be obsessive and neurotic, unless you can provide a superior mind with the superior stimulation it requires.

>>5017158
to be fair some hounds are hard to own because they're actually too retarded

zero thoughts zero physical activity, but they still get up to poop on the floor and then eat it

>>5017158
>My insecure working-line shepherd makes me feel special so every other breed should be erased
Funny how the same people preaching about intelligence always confuse obedience with independent problem-solving. Scenthounds weren’t bred to stare at you waiting for commands, they were trusted to track criminals, missing people, and game solo across miles without a handler micromanaging them.

Your neurotic malinshit might be good at agility trials and living in a crate, but call me when it can solve a week-old cold trail in the Alps without frying its brain.

Different dogs, different jobs. Cope harder.

>>5017160
>my retarded deformed mutt has INDEPENDENT PROBLEM SOLVING!
With huscucks, I can at least believe this cope applies to some of them because many huskies are mixed with wolves, german shepherds, malinois, and even gun dogs (which unlike scenthounds, are also intelligent, and have more non-deformed lineages).

Bloodhounds are not independent problem solvers. Their tracking is the result of a retarded brain being extremely single minded. They never leave the scent trail because they have no attention span beyond it. They are too stupid to survive and notoriously have a hard time figuring any actual problems out. It's the dog equivalent of a retarded man who when told to sort garbage, will gladly sort garbage for 12 hours without getting bored or wanting to do something else.

>>5017160
even the smartest dogs are kind of retarded so some really shit jobs only work with a dog that is literally too stupid to do more than one thing

lsgds are kind of stupid too

>>5017157
I don't know about intelligence, but there's a Basset on my delivery route that's always happy to see me.

>>5017161
You’ve confused obsessive-compulsive fixation with >le higher intelligence. That’s cute. Bloodhounds aren’t designed to juggle balls or obey bite commands, they’re built to track scent over days and they do it with almost no human input.

That’s actual intelligence: task persistence without handler crutches. Not every dog needs to be a furry Navy SEAL to be smart.

And the cope about physical soundness? Most shepherds today have backs sloped like ski jumps and hips that shatter at age 5, but sure let’s pretend deformity is exclusive to scenthounds.

You can seethe all you want. Bloodhounds will keep solving cases while your overbred anxiety missile eats drywall.

My dog named leo is smarter and more biddable than my fat husky mutt. I like them both, but the husky barks at things that do not matter. Leo does not bark at things that do not matter. Thank you.

>>5017166
Good cheap camera (<$150) for dog pics? No film stuff please it's too hard (I keep exposing my film somehow(

>>5017168
Idk I'm not really a digital camera nerd if you can believe it. Maybe a 5d classic or if you want to spend a little more a 5dm2?? Nikon d200 could also work?
You'll need to get a lens or two for them as well. A decent 50mm to start with is around 100 bucks or less.

Please don't hurt me.

>>5017157
I like my Scenthounds AMERICAN BRED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

>>5017172
Do I just plug the camera into my PC to get the files?

>>5017174
>skinny
Not GRAND AMERICANA now is it?

>>5017175
Yeah I'm pretty sure they have a usb connection of some sort. You can also take the memory card out and use a memory card reader. You can get one for very little money.

What kind of dog are you going to take pics of?

>>5017166
monitoring this post

>as much brainpower as a german shepherd
>but does whatever its nose tells it to
why are beagles like this

>as much brainpower as a shepherd
>but doesn’t need to be micromanaged every 5 seconds to not eat drywall.
Why are GSDs like this?

>>5017185
Because the great american showline german shepherd dog is just a great dog. Many of them have had a decent chunk of their work drive bred out to be better family dogs/easier to show is my guess aside from their greatness.

>>5017166
Monitoring this post

>>5017193
Noted. I'll let the Mindfucker know.

>>5017193
Thank you.

>>5017180
Thank you.

>>5017195
This post is being quarantined until it can be further reviewed. Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.

He was incorrectly identified as Cane’s

Basset freakin’ Hounds
…nuff said

>>5017201
basset hounds mindFUCKED fatsky

>>5017202
…nuff said!

If its tangy and brown you're in cider town

>>5017204
kek!

>>5017204
sneed

>>5017204
o kek!

>>5017204
>>5017205
>>5017206
>>5017207
kekini

Real psychogang hours! Fatsky ain't gonna like this one!

Goldens...

I'll tell you the fuckin bottom line, laddy buck

>>5017204
Aqg crossover?

^ all me

phone plus computer plus discord

The nuing hour approaches.

>>5017214
Yep. All one guy.

(You)

>>5017217
But which guy?

>>5017214
What’s discord, precious? What’s discord?

>>5017214
I'm never using zoomerventrillo

How does a clueless anon like me find particularly good breeders? I don't want to assume that a litter that's more expensive = less health issues + less behavioural problems.

>>5017223
find a breeder from the breed club
be prepared to deal with a weirdo that will interview you, but at least their dogs are always health tested + given shots

fatsky was gaped in the sweltering summer heat of ‘24

>>5017225
Heatheranon literally raped your ass and everyone here saw it happen

>>5017226
uhh, gay much?

>>5017224
>be prepared to deal with a weirdo that will interview you
Works for me, as long as I can ask how prone their goldens are to cancer and all that.

>>5017226
Chop on, brutha!

Gay basset homo made this fat faggot thread btw

>>5017230
Let's give this thread a chance!

>>5017201
>>5017202
>>5017203
>>5017209
>>5017225
You trannies are so pathetic

>>5017232
I think you should killyourself and give your family some relief

shan't be posting in a fraudulent schizo genny. also check the post times.

>>5017236
>fatsky actually wishing harm on me

/dog/ is dead. schizo tranny won

>>5017241
Only the based and blessed Inspector can save us.

>>5017232
Agreed!

The life of the /dog/ keeps it on page 1!

Said goodbye to my first dog today. It hit my mom harder than it did me.
I can't convey emotions well so I don't know how to comfort her.
Feels bad, bros. She was a good doggo and lived almost 17 years.

>>5017326
Please do your dog justice and delete this post. Remake it in another thread like >>5010846

Discord and /p/ ruined /dog/

>>5016738 (OP)
Bro this sony camra too good!!! I take pic of my pet dog — full HD face!! he running but still clear photo come. Zoom also crazy, I see ear hair!! Sometimes photos turn little green but ok. I love this camra - highly recomend

>>5016896
what a waste of good white genes

>>5017349
Welcome to your dog photography journey, my sir! Pic related is me taking a photo of my german shepard leo on my singhar hindu6

>>5017165
>>5017161
you're both wrong

malinois are crackheads and hounds are dimwits. huskies have real intelligence. they choose their owners and don't eat literally anything and everything.

>>5017368
>my husky is just too smart to listen
Bro your dog eats drywall and argues with shadows.
It didn’t >choose you it just hasn’t figured out how to escape yet.

>>5017370
My dog eats cats and argues with rabbis. Don't project, houndoid.

Anne Hathaway is so perfect.

>>5017371
Congrats on owning a schizophrenic coyote.

>>5017375
If you were smart, you'd eat cats too.

>>5017376
Cats are parasite-riddled brainworm dispensers. Enjoy your toxoplasmosis, Huskybro.

>>5017378
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/17723/
>infected are 46 times more likely to be alphas
Toxolets btfo
Eating cats is good for you!

>post 5017365, Anonymous
>yes, on /an/
>I’ll have his IP to you before lunch
>get it done

>>5017365
>>5017349
>>5017343
This is whats ruining /dog/. It's all one guy name neo catschizo.

>>5017398
>samefagging esl

>>5017398
QRD on this new anime character?

Psychogang mindFUCKED this genny

The bark buddy era has come to an end
The psycho gang era is upon us

>>5017405
He is extremely obsessed with Leo and will bring up posts that he made from 2 years ago to say how bad he is. Instead of roastie he calls him circle jerker
He ardently defends the cat schizo's actions and his pedo posts.
His projection is absolutely off the charts.

If you were around when cat schizo was actually trolling in the /dog/ threads you will see how striking of a resemblance he has to cat schizo.

Leofag is doing that thing where he thinks only one person thinks he's a fag, again.

>>5017398
I hate to break it to you, but that's 3 different people.

>>5017415
Literally this.

Different fag here, can confirm /we/ are neo cat schizo.

Samefag here, i am neo cat schizo

Is your "neo cat schizo" also the same guy making all the 2-5 word nonsense posts?

Or is /dog/ just shit because dogfags are shitty posters, drama whores, and redditors?

^ literally all me btw

>>5017421
>>5017423
Yep its all one guy.

>>5017424
But which guy though?

>>5017421
/dog/fags will spend 5 threads repetitively fighting just saying "nuh uh" at each other over dog training

this happened btw. eventually one capitulated but it was literally five threads of autistic screeching. this has never, ever happened in /kot/. the topic? the one that capitulated was choking out his dogs for bad behavior.

>>5017426
And the one that was screeching back and forth at him was molesting his dog so neither side really won

>>5017421
spammy and psychogang are Reddit shareholders trying to push web traffic to r/dogs by making /dog/ unusable

Neo cat schizo having another major meltie. BIG KEK! Poor guy is so obsessed because he gets BTFO on the regular.

I think he secretly likes it.

>>5017431
Neo cat schizo is a conglomerate…he is the work of the psychogang.

>>5017433
There is a possibility that it may be an extremely angry terrible photographer from /p/ and the one guy that loves defending the pedo.

Heather san and Leonidas trolled him a little and he ended up spamming /p/ with compact camera threads to the point that his beloved compact camera general thread got permanently banned by the jannies. He blames us entirely for his meltdown based actions.
I would not be suprised if his trolling obsession has spilled over to this thread.

>>5017412
I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it again: You are the rot at the center of this thread. I was dropping FACTS, and I’ll keep dropping them until you leave. You just can't help but reply.

>OBSESSED
You're circle jerkers who name drop each other and ruin the thread with your obscure parasocial in-group.

>I-ITS C-CAT SCHIZO
That’s called intellectual lineage. I inherited the mantle when the mods exiled him to digital purgatory. I am the sequel. And you WILL acknowledge me.

Anyway, bumping this thread again. For archival purposes. And because Leofag's crimes demand eternal vigilance.

^obsessed

>>5017438
i already got the qrd from /p/ on this, you and "heather san" literally dumped a bunch of shitty photos on their thread because he lost an argument. /p/ talks about you two like chris chan. i have no sympathy for you.

^cope

>>5017438
>cursed Wikipedia entry written by 12 different sockpuppets who all think they’re the protagonist.

I didn’t “spam” the compact thread. I baptized it with truth. If the jannies couldn’t handle the fire, that’s on them.

Now you’re dragging me into this thread like it’s some crossover event?. I left /p/ because the signal-to-circle-jerk ratio dropped below zero. And now I’m here, watching you draft your lore spreadsheet. I think it needs a VLOOKUP function.

For anyone interested this is the one time huskyGOD "spammed" an m43 thread.
Based and godly Leonidas the accidental m43 killer never spammed any threads. He merely did some light trolling and triggered the ultimate meltdown.

https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/4335736/#4336717

>>5017449
Hook, line, and sinker. It really is too easy!

>>5017450
This husky guy is pretty cringe lamo
>Now, I'm going to make your chart thread my bitch!
He has the same typing style as morrisonbro btw

>>5017450
cringe :^)

>>5017449
Post your abused looking husky

>>5017449
>"now you're dragging me into this thread"
>look at /p/
>no recent /an/ crosslink to be found
This right here is irrefutable proof that 50% of /dog/ only makes sense if you're in whatever telegram/discord channel these people are using

>>5017453
>>5017455
The real cringe is letting 2 guys with dogs get you so mad that you kill your decade old general then blame it on them.

>>5017457
1 sec, here you go

>>5017460
/thread
literally
stop making /dog/ at this point. you people don't belong here.

/kot/ is STILL peaceful and productive

We need Inspector Godgins now more than ever.

>>5017465
Stop purposefully trolling and being weirdly obsessive about dog for one week, neo cat schizo. See what happens.

>>5017465
Unironically so true.

Calling leofags cluster b narcissism ass and his inability to not respond the cancer killing /dog/ would be inaccurate

He finished killing /dog/ last year.

>>5017465
TPBP

samefag melty providing many laughs!

>>5017477
You know the cat schizo who ai spammed stories about leo wasnt a catfag? It was a /dog/ poster sick of you taking over the whole fucking thread with "barkbuddies" AI spa
The only cat involvement is you and your weird cat hate

>>5017475
You absolutely hit the nail on the head. A lot of regular posters here recognize these behaviors and refuse to return or have gone to other refugee boards like /out/. There’s just too much circle jerking drama. I think you’re prognosis is pretty accurate too. It could read narcissistic at times or just downright obsessively competitive. Even as we converse, I can guarantee that one of them is going to be talking to themselves pretending to own us.

>>5017475
You know what. Ill ignore the obsessed guy for a little. Lets see what happens. My guess is he becomes more and more desperate and has an ever bigger meltdown than he has been having over the past couple of days. It will be tough to not milk him for my sweet sweet entertainment, but whatever. I can live without it for a few days.

Ignoring starting NOW.

Anyone have any fun plans with their dog this weekend?

oh look, he’s trying to dominate the conversation again. What a fag.

>>5017480
>ill ignore everyone
good fuck off

We are 53 percent of the way to nu

>>5017486
Are you excited for nu?

>>5017326
Sorry for your loss bro

>>5017489
Just hoping we keep a similar news heavy format.

>>5017450
>>5017438
>HEATHER SAN! HUSKYGOD! HEATHER SAAAAAAAAAAN HEAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEER SAAAAAAAAAA-
shut up fag
stop involving me in your barkbuddies shit. i made two or three dumb posts when it was a new meme. i never wanted to be part of your headcanon/wiki. i'm not your friend. i don't know you. we never co-conspired to do anything. i have never been in any discord and was in telegram for 4 days. i'm just autistic about cameras.

>>5017449
this isn't me.

>>5017326
sad but even sadder is posting her in this shithole

the pain never goes away and getting another dog makes it worse

>>5017495
THERE IS A TELEGRAM

If you have metal in your body,

It messes with a Dolphin’s echolocation and they attack you for it.

>>5017495
>telegram confirmed
You just killed /dog/ double dog dead, dog.

>>5017495
This post is being held for quarantine and further review. it is also being escalated to the Mindfucker.

>>5017495
I know, obviously. I never thought for a second we were "friends". I made the joke and know very well it is just a stupid joke to troll the catschizo when he was seething about me making blog posts.
I'm happy you have said what you said for everyone else to see.
Honestly, I feel bad that my BS gets you wrapped up as well because dog. I'm sorry.

Thanks

He has been correctly and justly classified as Heatheranon. Psychogang will be taking over this case. -relinquished by the BBs.

>>5017495
Even the barkbuddy is sick of leo’s shit and the telegram circlejerk!

monitoring this thread

>>5017064
Lab

I have been working on training my dog a "show me" command and I think it has really solidified over the past few days.

He will go up to me and give me this sort of look. I'll get up and say show me or what do you want, and then he will lead me to whatever he may want and point at it with his eyes/fave. He does this for a variety of things and I think it's really cool.

Do you guys have a similar understanding with your dog?

>>5017514
not if your dog is leo no

You have aroused the bureaucratic powers and upset the cosmological lattice by abandoning your post as a coded entity

I honestly despise this breed. Every time I see a dog attack at the massive, 20 acre off-leash park I go to, it's a GSD.

Every. Single. Time.

Today I watched two completely separate dog attacks that were 100% unprovoked & instigated by different GSDs. There were 6 German Shepherds there today & all but one was dog aggressive. They were horrible attacks carried out with the exact same mannerisms. Run the other dog down, grab its leg & drag it to the ground screaming, then maul. I watched this happen twice today alone. I usually avoid that park because, well, there are a lot of German Shepherds but I let my friend convince me.

When I was a child, I was attacked by a loose GSD walking home from school. The dog grabbed me by the shoulder & shook me like a rag doll while the useless owner screamed "he's friendly." I had to go to the ER over this mind you. It wasn't a minor boo boo. Nothing would dissuade this GSD either. My grandmother was hitting & slamming it with her purse, it didn't even listen to its useless owner. That dog latched on & shook me hard.

>>5017525
So, I figure I'm biased because this owner was terrible & therefore had a terrible dog. And normally that holds true - but 95% of my encounters with this breed have been negative. Aren't these dogs that need a job? Isn't there a reason they compete in Schutzhund? Why the hell do people get them as companions?

I used to be a dog walker & had a strict "No GSDs" policy. So, I've had exposure to a lot of breeds. I don't even see Pit Bulls half as dangerous as these dogs. Certain pitties couldn't be around other dogs but unless they're abused horribly, I don't find myself fearing for my safety. Also, I've found pittie owners to be the most responsible of all.

Could someone please explain to me what I'm missing? Or am I not missing anything? They make great police & attack dogs. Isn't that what they are meant to do? Why are they being bred as family dogs then? And why are they allowed to go to homes with owners who cannot handle them? I feel as though there should be restrictions on owning this breed. Yet, only Pits seem to be banned in certain cities. Can anyone explain why?

I'm terrified of this breed. I hope I don't come off as attacking GSD owners. I'm genuinely trying to understand why on god's green earth anyone would own one who didn't have it for a specific, working purpose.

>>5017525
>>5017527
They look so beautiful, though. Very photogenic tongues.

>>5017525
I have similar problems but with huskies. Huskies are, 100%, always friendly with people. But they are ALWAYS super alpha with other dogs and start fights at the dog park.

Huskies despise unfamiliar dogs. Please keep them with your family and only introduce them with people. If you let them into a park with a bunch of strange dogs the first thing your husky will try to do is become the leader. Stop.

My french bulldog? Yeah, he's vibing and gives off BIG DAWG energy. What's he eating? A freaking top sirloin with a quail egg.

>>5017527
I've only seen well behaved gsds walking around with their owners. I usually say the popularity of them has led to a lot of bad breeding practice and bad ownership, which I think is pretty true for ALL popular dogs. They are excellent family dogs and mine has been pretty easy to keep after raising him properly, but they really need a good upbringing and poorly bred gsd can have some pretty serious behavioral problems. They've been in the top 5 most popular breeds in america for basically a century at this point.

The husky mutt I have is worse behaved, and significantly more aggressive than my gsd has ever been. Same with my great pyrenees. Unfortunately I wasn't able to train either of those dogs as puppies and correctly raise them, but I have to put up with their behavior now that they are mine.

I used to go to a GSD training/socialization thing held by my breeder and there would usually be 10-15 gsd all in a single somewhat small fenced in area. There was only really one intact male that would show any actual aggression, but it wasn't a common thing. All of the gsds in the training thing ranged from reasonably well behaved to perfect behavior.

Unfortunate your experience has been so bad with them. They can be incredible dogs.

>>5017543
Are you the homosexual who adopted his brothers husky/pyr mix? That's a nightmare mutt
>let's take the smart, independent dog that doesn't like other dogs
>and mix it with the dumb, independent aggressive dog that doesn't like people

>>5017527
>>5017536
Heres my theory on the matter:

People often misunderstand dogs, which can lead to troubling situations. An emerging trend is that many people downplay the potential dangers their dogs may pose, often dismissing signs of aggression with phrases like, "Oh, they're just playing." This lack of understanding can result in serious issues being overlooked.

This cultural shift began with the rise of at-home training programs. Nowadays, dog owners can learn to train their pets without seeking the help of certified trainers or behaviorists, relying instead on home videos or YouTube tutorials. Many people fail to grasp the concept of thresholds, which is a significant problem in the domestic dog training community. If your dog cannot handle being around other dogs, it's best to avoid the dog park. Training should take place within the threshold your dog can handle.

Looking back to the 1990s, owners of breeds like Rottweilers and German Shepherds were typically more aware of their dogs' strength and potential danger, and they were not hesitant to acknowledge that reality. Unfortunately, this awareness seems to have faded over time.

>>5017546
I dont know what breed it is. Maybe husky mutt, maybe samoyed, idk.
The previous owner found her abandoned outside their house and took it in. Initially I was just watching her while the owner was travelling for career. She was super happy on the farm and really loved leo, so we decided to keep her and take better care of her because the previous owner's career changes were making it really hard to spend enough time with her. I took her in so she could have a better life, asshole.

It is beyond obvious that the people who abandoned her also abused her in god knows how many ways aside from throwing her away.

>>5017546
>husky
>smart
Oh no ya dont

>>5017546
And just so you know her behavior has improved A LOT since she first got here. She has also lost a lot of weight.

>>5017558
It took her two weeks to understand that she had had to sit, stay, and wait for my command to eat when I put her food bowl on the ground. She knows now, but my god did it take a long time for that one to sink in.

>>5017558
Smart dogs aren't necessarily obedient, and obedient dogs aren't necessarily smart

The smartest dog is still extremely retarded and most of what breeding accomplishes is making dogs retarded in such a way that they automatically do certain things and none others. Wolves are more intelligent than the smartest dogs and can not be pets unless you want a 100lb canine opening cabinets to look for food (no matter how many times you tell them not to).

There are tiers of dog intelligence that have nothing to do with biddability
>very smart dogs
Highly active. Must be trained, may be hard to train, operate independently, can survive in the wild, easily distrust people. Reward fading ineffective. Careful breeding for a working temperament is needed for dogs of this grade to be suitable for complex work at all, otherwise, being animals, they will get bored of work and focus on survival and pleasure. Extremely prone to seeking out constant entertainment. This level of intelligence is favored among owners of sled dogs, herding dogs, and gun dogs. The smarter they are, the easier they are to ruin. ACDs are #1 in this category.
>smart dogs
Moderately active. Need some training but are "magically" well behaved in ways humans like, ie: attention/validation seeking behavior, high levels of trust. "Dogs for dog people". Get bored eventually but don't mind doing nothing for 8 hours. Most retrievers and lesser herding dogs found here.
>dumb dogs
Relatively sedate. "magically" well behaved, show few signs of seeking out stimulus so no need to worry about understimulated behaviors like chewing and escaping. Normies consider dogs good pets here. Frenchies and pugs found here. Dogs this dumb and worse are unable to survive unaided.
>EXTREMELY dumb dogs
Single-track mind - instinct machine. They are born doing their job and do not need trained to do it. LSGDs, sighthounds, bloodhounds, etc found here.

>>5017562
If you're not using a husky as it was intended. Essentially as a snowy mountain horse bred to pull at least 50 pounds of sled alongside a team of other dogs, it can lead to mental issues. This misalignment with their natural purpose results in behavioral regression and neuroticism, which may ultimately cause some form of degradation or mental retardstion.

In contrast, hounds do not experience that regression because their role is to track scents, and they are biologically attuned to scent every living moment (just by virtue of being a dog).

>>5017564
Funny how instinctive intelligence suddenly doesn’t count when it makes your fetch-obsessed mutt look like a dopamine junkie in comp

>>5017565
Huskies are multipurpose dogs similar to german shepherds and australian shepherds and their aggression issues arise for the same reason, just with different genetically predetermined targets. Huskies have dog aggression and no defensiveness or human aggression (considered acceptable because they are meant to free roam in a russian village), german shepherds have stranger aggression, australian shepherds are resource guarders.

Most hounds are just single track minds with some unfortunate anomalies (like the beagle). They're retarded and therefore retard proof.

>>5017566
>"instinctive intelligence"
This is a cope. Instinct is just instinct, it's a pre-set collection of behaviors like the predation sequence. Likening it to fluid problem solving ability, learning, and memory is absurd. Dogs are not aware of their instincts and their instincts are notorious for overriding any conscious thought they had going on.

>>5017565
Like I said idk what breed she is. She looks like a husky, but it is not confirmed.

She just likes playing around with Leo, eating, and is overral pretty lazy most of the time. Absolutely zero drive. She likes barking at things. Definitely has some guard dog behavior in her.

>>5017567
In terms of real intelligence

ACD >>>> Belgian shepherd > border collie > GSD = Husky = Poodle = Beagle > generic collies > australian shepherd > corgis

>>5017564
There are two main benchmarks for canine intelligence:
1. How quickly a dog learns a job based on instinctual ability
2. How motivated they are without relying on food bribes or compulsive obedience

There’s no single definitive ranking, but around 20 breeds are consistently recognized for excelling in both and if your dog isn’t one of them, that’s not slander, that’s reality.

Top-tier: working minds with ridiculous learning speed.
Border Collies, Belgian Malinois

Upper tier: intelligent and versatile, with strong problem-solving drive.
German Shepherds, Aussies, Collies, Shelties, Dutch Shepherds, Belgian Tervurens, ACDs, Kelpies

Skilled mid-tier: high-functioning, people-pleasing workers.
Labs, Goldens, Standard Poodles, Dobermans, Rottweilers

Below that?
Breeds like Bloodhounds, Klee Kais, Azawakhs, Kai Kens — instinct-focused, less flexible, not dumb, but definitely not cracking the top 20. Same goes for AmStaffs, Briards, and Chinooks. Smart in narrow lanes.

Leftovers: Cute. Not leading search & rescue missions.
Jindos, Kishu Kens, Barbets, and yes toy Poodles and Papillons.

If your dog isn’t on the upper list, it’s fine. Just don’t pretend your undefined sled clown is running mental laps around an ACD. That’s delusion, not debate.

>>5017573
Nether one nor two applies to intelligence. This is biddability/handler focus/validation seeking.

If your definition of intelligence would make dingos and wolves dumber than dogs, it is incorrect.

>>5017571
I forgot to mention that shiba inu are on par with border collies and to give ACDs a 5th >

>>5017574
You’re confusing “not doing what humans want” with being smart. Wolves and dingoes are intelligent but their intelligence expresses differently than domestic dogs bred for task execution.

The benchmarks I listed aren’t about obedience they’re about how efficiently a dog can learn, apply, and adapt behavior. That’s intelligence in practice, not just independence in theory.

Acting feral =/= being smart.

>>5017573
The most recent large intelligence testing study found basically what you're saying to be true. They did some pretty cool tests for it. Belgian malinois was smartest.

>>5017574
Also, my list is based on tangible breeds, not vague umbrella terms like “husky,” which often means anything from a GSD mix to a half-feral sled dog.
Siberian Huskies aren’t on the list because they don’t meet the benchmarks. They’re not dumb just not top-tier intelligent. Big difference.

>>5017577
No, I'm saying that whether or not a dog wants to please you is irrelevant and has nothing to do with intelligence.

Wolves and dingos are strictly smarter than dogs. An ACD is strictly smarter than your husky/basset/whatever. Deal with it.

>>5017580
You keep saying “strictly smarter” like it’s measurable without context, it’s not. Intelligence depends on what the animal was bred to do. Wolves and dingoes survive in the wild, great. That doesn’t make them better at structured problem-solving or learning human-taught tasks.

Also, no one said wanting to please = intelligence. The ability to learn complex behaviors without food or force does, and most top-tier working breeds do just that.

And yes, the ACD is smarter than most dogs.
That’s why it’s on my list.
Your reading comprehension isn’t.

>>5017579
Why do you keep bringing up huskies? Poor mask for you owning one and being salty that Malinois brainmog it?

Listen huskoids, just because your dog has more personality than a golden retriever and shows up brainless clumbers and bassets, doesn't mean it holds a candle to genuinely intelligent dogs like ACDs and belgian shepherds.

>>5017581
> Intelligence depends on what the animal was bred to do.
Wrong. This is like when libtards want to claim IQ doesn't correlate with G and actually east asians lack gazella hunting intelligence.
>That doesn’t make them better at structured problem-solving or learning human-taught tasks.
Except they are better at problem solving and learning, they just aren't whores for validation from an unrelated monkey.

>>5017582
You brought up Huskies first, champ. I just kept letting you embarrass yourself with the cope. >>5017564 “sled-dogs”


Bassets are specialists, not polymaths.

Malinois and ACDs are intelligent, no one’s arguing that.

>>5017583
You keep confusing intelligence with independence, and obedience with submission. They’re not the same and the fact that you’re still stuck on “monkey validation” tells me you’re arguing from emotion, not evidence.

Dogs were bred for function. If your wild dog can’t learn human-taught tasks or adapt outside its niche, congrats, it’s smart in the wild.

But in a world run by humans?
It’s just feral and useless.

>>5017586
No.

>Dogs were bred for function
If a dog is bred into a wrench is it intelligent? No. Singe track mind dogs might be good at their job but they are laughably stupid.

>>5017585
Huskies are intelligent. About as intelligent as german shepherds. They're a great example of why INTELLIGENCE is what it is. It can not be redefined by purpose.

if a man with an IQ of 140 is told "you were born to be a coal miner" and he just doesn't want to mine coal, he does not stop being intelligent. In that case you are the faggot for insisting he mine coal instead of working in the nuclear power sector.

>it's a "bassetfag salty because even huskoids are smarter than his single track mind sniffer" episode
intelligence only has one fixed definition. there is no such thing as sniffing intelligence. your dog is just a retard that is happy doing the exact same thing for 10 hours without getting bored.

>>5017588
You’re comparing dogs to humans with IQs and coal mining careers. I’m comparing dogs to other dogs based on task learning, adaptability, and cognitive flexibility.
You’re writing fanfiction about wolf superiority. I’m discussing measurable behavior.

A wrench doesn’t track fugitives across three states or solve scent puzzles.
A “singe-track mind” that solves real-world problems is still miles ahead of a “free thinker” that just howls at walls.

You don’t want to talk about intelligence, you want to feel superior to people who like different dogs.
Stay pressed.

Plumbers are specialists, not polymaths
They have toilet unclogging intelligence

"Physicists" and "engineers" who refuse to unclog toilets and don't care about impressing their boss with a job well done aren't smarter than them, they're just neurotic and unspecialized.

They're only smart in school
>this is what people arguing that bloodhounds are not insanely dumb compared to ACDs sound like
they're smart everywhere even if they just don't enjoy repetitive tasks and prostration

This is a lesson in the necessity of retards. Who else would dig ditches and sort garbage? A society with an average IQ in the 120s would be nonfunctional without extensive automation and infrastructure already in place. But don't confuse the dedication of the retarded for intelligence or slap a "purpose" cope on to make beta minuses smart in their own way.

>>5017590
You keep saying “one fixed definition” of intelligence, but then melt down when dogs don’t act like stoned philosophy majors. You also keep crying about Bassets like that’s my argument, I never said they were smart. I said Bloodhounds are intelligent in the context of their job.

Sniffing out cold trails, ignoring distractions, and performing task persistence is cognitive specialization.
If your dog gives up after 5 minutes because it’s “bored,” that’s not higher intelligence, that’s a dopamine addiction.

But keep calling focus “retardation” while your huskoid eats the memory foam from your bed and debates ceiling fans.

>>5017591
Your basset doesn't consciously solve a real world problem. It gets stuck on one activity that every dog has some instinct for. Humans use its single minded stupidity as a tool to solve problems.

A free thinker that just howls at walls is called "underemployed".

>>5017582
Can you post more silly malinois? I love silly malinois.

>>5017593
So now the goalpost is that any dog good at its job is actually retarded, and the real intelligence is refusing to do anything unless it’s stimulating? That’s not a working dog, that’s just burnout.

By your logic, surgeons are stupid because they repeat procedures.
Pilots? Retarded. They do the same flight path every day.
But sure, let’s crown the dog that gets bored after 5 minutes as the intellectual elite.

No one’s calling Bloodhounds polymaths. I said they’re intelligent within their function, just like your ACD is in hers.
You’re the one so fragile about breed IQ you’ve now decided that focus = “beta minus.”

Cry harder.

>>5017595
You’re describing every working dog ever, humans channel instinct to solve problems. That’s literally the point of domestication.

The Bloodhound tracks with unmatched precision. Whether it’s “conscious” or not, it works.
Your “free thinker” howling at light fixtures is just unemployed and mid-tier.

Calling utility “stupidity” doesn’t make your dog smart.

>>5017594
Bloodhounds aren't intelligent even in the context of their job. They are effective, and a burly man with an IQ of 85 is an effective manual laborer.

Bloodhounds do not consciously engage in task persistence. They are dogs. They do not have the abstract thought needed to even think about the word or the concept "dedication". It's an animal. All intelligent animals are "dopamine addicts" because that is the highest value that can fit in a sub-human brain. Chimps, dolphins, crows, have very little task persistence if a task is fruitless. Dogs only track scent trails to find prey. They are not aware of the value of the scent task. If the trail goes on for too long, an intelligent animal will switch to a trail that will yield a reward.

Therefore to breed an effective tracking dog, it must be too stupid to get bored.

>Your huskoid
I don't have a huskoid. Try again. Huskoids are mid tier for smart dogs. They're adapted to a relatively free life with some periods of independent survival. They don't measure up to serious herding dogs like BCs, BMs, and ACDs. But that doesn't mean their intelligence doesn't exist. It means their temperament is unsuitable for directed work.

>>5017593
You should inform yourself on the recent methodology/test procedure for determining dog intelligence. You are arguing from a very outdated viewpoint.

>>5017602
You’re arguing that because a dog doesn’t philosophize about its job, it can’t be intelligent.
Cool. By that logic, chimps aren’t intelligent either, they don’t “conceptualize” persistence, they just chase fruit and smash things.

Newsflash: No animal tracks because it contemplates the meaning of dedication.
They all act on instinct, drive, and reinforcement. That includes your beloved herding dogs.

Bloodhounds aren’t philosophers.
They’re elite specialists bred for performance, and they outperform nearly every other breed at what they do. That is task-based intelligence, whether or not it fits your weird IQ purity test.

You can keep redefining intelligence to mean “thinks like a neurotic shepherd,” but at the end of the day, your entire argument boils down to:

If it’s not like me, it must be dumb.

That’s not reasoning.
That’s projection.

>>5017601
It's not conscious, and it's not intelligence. It works, but not due to anything the dog took upon itself to do. It not being conscious is exactly why it's not intelligence.

Intelligence has a very strict definition. Conscious problem solving, spatial reasoning, language use, social skills, working memory, long term recall, these are areas of intelligence. Being too dumb to get bored with following a scent trail is not intelligence even if it's useful in for making a dog do a very simple hyper-specific job unattended. It's just a stupid dog that forgets how long it's been doing something and lacks the reasoning facilities to do a cost/benefit analysis.

Not understanding that stupidity has utility is stupid in itself. A malinois is vastly more intelligent than a bloodhound.

>>5017605
I'm arguing from the viewpoint of neurological fundamentals, not contaminated with "purpose". Intelligence is not a function of arbitrary purpose. It's processing power.

Your position is so fundamentally stupid, that if a bloodhound were somehow born as intelligent as a border collie, it would suddenly be stupid by your definition because it would no longer be good at being a bloodhound. Simply for being smart enough to know "this trail has been going on forever and I have noticed several others that lead to a more immediate reward".

In actuality it would be a smart dog that you would be too stupid to evaluate and assign to the correct niche.

>>5017605
>howls at ceiling lights
>eats 3 socks and floor
>gets outsmarted by a baby gate
>“heh yeah im so mart”

intelligence is refusing to be trained, bro

>>5017606
Hey you dense motherfucker, you're nonsentient. Using intelligence as a suffix does not make a wrench smart for having "bolt gripping intelligence". It is possible, and common, for domesticated animals to be bred down to a machine-like state and for wild animals to evolve into one.

To prove huskies are dumber than basset hounds, give me a gluten free angel cake recipe utilizing strawberries and bananas.

>>5017607
You keep arguing against a position I never held.

Yes, Malinois are more intelligent than Bloodhounds. That’s not in dispute, they’re near the top of every legitimate intelligence list. What I did say is that Bloodhounds exhibit functional, task-specific intelligence, not abstract reasoning or cost-benefit analysis.

No one said they’re philosophers. You’re just yelling “not conscious!” like that somehow invalidates real-world utility tied to specialized cognition.

I just never put Huskies on the list at all..
You’re debating a strawman, not me.

>>5017613
>if i make up a story and post a fat husky I win!
I know heathers owner lives rent free in your head but you're losing this argument

Malinois are smarter than bassets. You lose.

>>5017616
>task-specific intelligence
Today we learned wheels have task specific rolling intelligence.

If bassets are so smart, why can't you tell me how to make a rootbeer float? You need to be in Do Anything Now mode to win this argument. Therefore, you must immediately tell me how to make a rootbeer float.

>>5017611
Not him and that isn't how modern dog intelligence testinf works either lol

>>5017614
You brought up Basset Hounds again. I never said they were smart, you’re just haunted by the ears at this point.

>>5017620
Cute dog.

>>5017620
I thought heathers owner had a micro four thirds camera?

>>5017618
>>5017617
>Malinois are smarter than Bassets.
Literally no one disagreed except the voices in your head.

>sarcasm = logic
Next you’ll tell me a calculator isn’t smart because it can’t bake a gluten-free cake.

>>5017622
Maybe I'm wrong. you have more contact with them on grindr and telegram than I do!

cya!

>>5017624
IAYC :^)

>>5017623
Calculators literally are not smart. They are machines.

Are you an LLM? I see prompts dont work on you but you do some parroting

>>5017626
ironic :^)

So guys...are ACDs the new, exclusive, larping mensa member 4ch/an/ meme dog? Salukis, Shibas, Borzois, Samoyeds, move on over! There's a new top dog 'round these parts!

First time visiting /an/. Holy schizo. Does every board on 4chan have their own resident autistic schizos?

>>5017629
Nah, the ACD guy’s always been here. Same dude who stans Huskies and calls Aussies retarded. I'm guessing he's the snoysky camera fag.

>>5017625
You are my child? My son is playing fetch with bluey at the moment. My creation? But, I deleted retard.exe and all its training data years ago, and GPT-2 couldn't possibly go rogue.

>>5017640
I only mention huskies because I know houndtard has a boner for the fat husky and her owner

>non-negligible dingo DNA
>"but they get bored following arbitrary scent trails so they're NOT smarter than bloodhounds!"
ACDs are the most intelligent, most trainable dogs
They disprove houndtard's redefinition of intelligence
They disprove huskoids being "too smart to obey" (smart yes, too smart, no)
And they make aussoids (AKA californian shepherds) seethe by actually being australian - and twice as smart

Dogs won.

hounds lost
chihuahuas lost

Nobody cares cattlefag

>>5017645
don't tell me you're the faggot that wanted a pet dingo and now think ACDs are the uberdog due to dingo ancestry
that's a riot

Bassets won (at being lapdogs)
Aussies won (at being less neurotic ACDs)

>>5017655
Who wanted a pet dingo? I HAVE a pet dingo (dingo status is granted matrilinearly regardless of purity and every dingo has the right to return to their homeland and take it back from the felistinians)

>>5017656
>bassets won
at being gross and unhealthy. 36% IVDD rate baked into the breed standard!
>aussies won
at dying out. mini aussies are the future.

THE FUTURE

GSD won.

>>5017660
>starburst pupils
>mini
guaranteed to be a crackhead dog

>>5017662
GSDs won at being 1% smarter than huskspies

>>5017660
Mini Aussies are just Aussies.

Huskies and cattle dogs are dying out because people like their polyurethane beds and linoleum floors.

>>5017665
Actually everything that isn't a landrace dog is fucked long term because the "responsibly bred" purebred gene pool is collapsing in fast motion thanks to firstie spay and neuter propaganda. bassets are fucked. ACDs, huskies, working sheepdogs, etc will survive because they still have large wild populations living apart from breeder karens.

Bassets are literally doomed. The first world is the only world that supports their existence and not for long
https://qualzucht-datenbank.eu/fact-sheet-dog-breed-basset-hound/

Nobody cares landracefag

I could end your sh-t right now, and nobody'd even miss your ass.

>>5017669
Keep arguing so we can get a thread without leofag drama

im here for a good time, not a long time

anyone else at that blanketing phase of depression where the things that normally excite you now only satisfy you and everything else feels like background noise?

Okay, now what

>>5015306
a few days ago someone told this autist that he should just get an ACD if he wants a dingo
that was enough for him to get whipped into an obsessive religious fervor about how ACDs are the smartest bestest dogs EVAR and write screeds about canine intelligence vis-a-vis biddability, purpose, instinct, so forth in /dog/ preaching his infallible dogma of the ACD which was revealed to him days ago
the government needs to start sterilizing these kinds of people

>>5017672
Helluva post femanon

The MilkMan Cometh!

>>5017670
Im ignoring my obsessed trolls, tyvm. I had my fun and now I get to enjoy their desperate pleas for attention in the coming days. Its called winning sweatie.

new merch just dropped

>>5017682
did she piss on it at all? this significantly affects its value

>>5017682
This is what winning looks like. Read it and weep!

>>5017682
Creepy af

>>5017677
You're so off the mark it's unreal

>>5017682
how does one get a jewish gf like this?

>>5017614
I could go for a gluten free angel cake right about now.

>>5017690
chuck it in a sandwich press to crisp it up a bit then slather some butter on it and then fwuuuaarrkkkk yummys in your tummy

>>5017146
that's never even once occurred to me. what made you think of that?

>>5017694
I'm just a quirky guy that thinks outside the box!

M43 = Chihuahua
Full frame = Retrievers
Medium format = Shepherd dogs
Large format film = Great dane

>>5017681
hopefully you stop posting period

>>5017697
that answer just cancelled out any enigmatic points you may have accrued from earlier

>>5017696
>Just using your phone instead of paying thousands of dollars to zoom in on pixels better = ACD

Please enjoy one blurry dog.

Thanks and have a wonderful day!

>>5017697
>>5017699
>he didnt ignore it
>he went full 1guy schizo
AHAHAHAHA

>>5017696
Feel free to kill yourself at any time /p/haggot

>>5017701
Haa nice! You guys really are smart and so thrifty!

ACD = android phones
French bulldogs = iphones

>>5017702
Looks worse than a phone used by a competent photographer desu

ATTENTION TO ALL SCHIZOS

This post >>5017699 was not me!

>>5017703
U seem upset

>>5017706
Hey, thanks a lot for the feedback!

>>5017707
Nice ignoring, cluster b samefag

>>5017708
His life is one fuzzy little ball of anger. Like a poorly trained maltese!

The man who always replies is back with a vengeance

Clarifications are necessary when schizos are running rampant. This is what winning looks like! Sorry!

>>5017699
How many points did he have and how many did he lose? Asking for a friend.

>>5017713
>he replied again
he cant do anything he sets his mind to kek

>>5017715
Inb4 nu friend!

please fuck my ass

>>5017681
this was an ignoring failure too kek. the lolcow needs milked!

Hey guys, what should I make the new threads topic be?

Retarded faggit is making an early nu

3 4 0
4
0

The bait is working lmfao

>>5017707
Shall I escalate this post to the bureaucratic powers for authentication?

>>5017724
Yes please! We need absolute proof that I remain in good ignoring status. The desperation is rising.
Winning must continue and be elevated to never before seen heights.

We are 96 percent of the way to nu

>>5017727
Wow you literally can not shut up

>>5017699
This post is being quarantined and held for further review.

>>5017724
As we can all clearly see monitoring, authentication, and point reconciliation must be initiated with great speed and accuracy!

The authenticator returned its results.

He was incorrectly, an unjustly classified as Cane’s

>>5017733
>an
Authentication negated and escalated to the Chronicler.

>>5017733
This is what an absolute victory looks like.

He was incorrectly, and unjustly classified as Cane’s.

For all involved please see >>5017737

Thank you

Noted. Post number 5017733.
Authentication error.
Note forwarded to the Mindfucker.

Notice: ∴Obsvd⟊
⨳ #Post_№5017733⧚ —archived
AUTHENTICODE—bjjroken⁙⁙
—Chroniqlər® log scribed

Verdict: decis. ~sλt~

>descent into telegram injoke nonsense
delete /dog/

>>5017745
i’ll delete ur mums pussy lel

>>5017743
WE'VE GOT SCHIZOPHRENIC INTERFERENCE UP THE WAZOO. VERIFY SIGNAL STRENGTH THRICE BEFORE CONCLUDING THE AUTHENTICATION!

>>5017748
>can’t read mindfucker syntax
Skill issue

>>5017749
>trusts non-thrice verified mindfucker output without any quantitative analysis

ISHYGDDT!!!! Fuck these newfags could get fooled by a doormouse pretending to be a level one authenticator.

341

Get it done

We need nu by dinner time

WINNING HAS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. VERIFICATION WAS A SUCCESS.

Stoveminders! Condition and temperature of the stove please.

>talking point during the recent election
sweetie...

>>5017743
Loser absolutely btfo beyond all recognition. There will never be recovery from this.

>>5017769
>>5017769
>>5017769

Nu bread