ACD: MSPCA takes in Australian Cattle dog rescued from home with 96 dead animals
AUS: Dock Diving Is a Family Affair With Australian Shepherd ‘Freyja’
BAS: Nena, the basset hound, adopted after KGNS TV spot
CHI: Hiker saved by "four-legged hero" Chihuahua after falling into Swiss glacier crevasse
GER: Gentle German Shepherd’s Priceless Bond With Rescued Orphaned Raccoon Couldn’t Be More Perfect
HUS: Bath Time for Golden Retriever & Husky Is Wildly Different
PIT: App Pitbull Mauls Boy, 6, Chained By Mother. She Gave The "Attack" Command
PYR: Great Pyrenees Finds Turkey Sandwich on Walk & His Sassy Strut Is Everything
>see bakespie
>feel joy
A masterclass of threading.
>An Ohio mother, who handcuffed her 6-year-old son as "corporal punishment" and let their pit bull dog attack him like a "chew toy", has been sentenced to 19 years in jail.
>At the time of the incident on August 17, 2024, Angelina Williams, 28, subjected the child to this brutal punishment after he refused to pick up dog poop in the yard with his bare hands. She then let the pit bull maul her son, People reported.
Women
>>5017776I THINK CATS SUCK
What a beautiful set of digits:
>>5017773
What a beautiful set of digits:
>>5017777
>>5017769 (OP)>Hiker saved by "four-legged hero" Chihuahua after falling into Swiss glacier crevasselol what did it do, bark until somebody showed up?
>>5017773Came here to say this. The winning NEVER stops and that is a QUINTUPLE VERIFIED FACT. Stay winning brother.
>>5017783>Equipped with a walkie-talkie, the man connected with a person nearby who relayed the accident to emergency services. But the exact location was unknown. After about a half-hour search, the pacing pooch caught the eye of a rescue team member.>As the crew zeroed in on the Chihuahua, the hole the man fell into became more visible. Rescuers rappelled down, rescued the man and flew him and his canine companion to a hospital.Thankfully the Chihuahua did not spook and held steadfast to his owner's position.
>>5017789Chihuaha haters in absolute shambles. Based dog likers cannot stop winning.
Fuck her ass!
Step right up and fuck her ass!
The good natured aura of dog burns the wicked hearts of the fallen. The truth is shone upon them and they cannot help but scream in pain.
Dogs won.
Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=070WOLkU4R4
cat CAT
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You will feed ze cat
You vill live with ze cat
You vill own ze cat
And you vill be happy
cat
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>>5017809Please join me. Post cat.
The wicked come out of hiding to screech and squeal obscenities seemingly unprovoked. The truth of the matter is that dog provokes from its mere existence! As proximity increases, so does the exasperations grow!
This thread will prove all I have said matter of factly! Just you wait and watch!
The ESL individuals are openly expressing themselves, allowing me to track who is and isn't mentally challenged.
>>5017813very reddit post
The wicked do not deny their sins and obsess over the den of the devil! Dog cannot be fooled by such simple trickery! The truth shall be revealed! It already has begun it cannot stop!
>>5017816Sounds more indian to me
This is the most viewed cat picture in the world. Say something nice about it.
Could this be the work of the conglomerate known as psycho gang?
>9:26PM
>Wednesday, July 16, 2025
>Central Time (CT)
Its definitely Psychogang hours
>>5017820Verification is necessary.
shitperd moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrHul_38BJk
https://www.reddit.com/r/GermanShepherd/comments/1kavhqq/gsd_killed_my_other_dog_what_do_i_do/
Look at these cucks defend a german shepherd for killing an actual pet dog
if a spitz killed another spitz it would be put down, not coped with. most americans will put a lab down for killing chickens instead of just locking up their chickens.
I am sorry, but dogs won. It is really that simple.
Basset freakin’ Hounds
...'nuff said!
>>5017827>>5017825This post remains unmonitored and requires verification by a high order mindfucker.
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...'nuff said!
>>5017823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--RH6FC_uXs
dogs genuinely see brachycephalics as mutants and an affront to dogkind. reminds you of how humanity used to expose deformed children to the elements instead of raising them...
I will say it again. Dogs have won.
Australian freakin’ Shepherd
...'nuff said!
>>5017835That's a miniature AMERICAN shepherd, idiot.
>vacationed for mindfucking
>jews are attempting to drive traffic to r/dogs again
>>5017835Cute dog.
...RUFF SAID!
>>5017837I'm sorry I didn't know
>>5017837He didn't know any better, you dick!
>>5017837Give me a chance
>>5017837Ya gotta forgive me, im beggin ya!
>>5017848Swear allegiance to all of dogkind and I may consider it.
>>5017855Biggest L O L of my life.
Anyone have advice on the best dog to adopt?
>>5017869Older female husky
>>5017877They are calm and friendly dogs
>>5017881I thought they went awoo a lot...
>>5017870What about a retired greyhound?
>>5017789that's actually prettyheartwarming.
>>5017916ARF! ROOO! *raises paw* ROOOOO!
Just wanted to say dogs are winning. That is all.
Useless telegram shit thread
>>5017916He's trolling you. Those two breeds are very prone to deformities and genetic disorders. Almost 40% of basset hounds inevitably develop a spinal injury that costs $15k to treat with aftercare that's a full time job. Usually dogs don't have herniated discs unless they fall off a cliff or get hit by a car.
>>5018040https://asca.org/aussies/about-aussies/health-and-genetics/diseases-and-defects/
https://www.ashgi.org/home-page/genetics-info/disease-prevalence/the-new-dirty-dozen-plus
God damn. Is there no way to avoid all this bullshit without buying non-show non-trial dogs like real world farm/mountain dogs?
>>5018040Right, because God forbid someone suggests a laid-back dog instead of a land shark that tears its ACL by 4 from chasing shadows.
ACD people act like they’ve unlocked peak canine evolution, then quietly rehome them when the bite inhibition doesn’t kick in. But yeah, Bassets are the problem.
>>5017912Cool thanks. Already got 4 of them.
>>5018045No one mentioned ACDs. Bassets are just an unhealthy breed. Laid back? More like tortured by constant back pain into immobility unless sufficiently worked up.
Aren't you the guy who's weirdly obsessed with the fat husky that doesnt even post here anymore?
>its another feral dingo owner hates on people for liking different dogs
Most Bassets live long healthy lives.
Most Aussies are fine as well.
>be ‘koid
>die out
kek...KEK!!!
>>5018059Almost 40% of bassets develop IVDD before they turn 10.
Aussies can't even take common flea and tick meds because of their genetic defects and literally no australian shepherd can be bred without a DNA test for cryptic merle
>>5018062They are popular dogs, if you get them from BYBs they can get sick like any dog.
>>5018063IVDD is literally baked into the breed standard. A dog can not have a long back and short legs without a heightened IVDD rate. It's basic biomechanics. A basset that is not prone to IVDD is not shaped like a basset. It is shaped like a beagle.
Skin infections are also baked into the basset breed standard. A basset that is not prone to skin infections does not look like a basset. It looks like a beagle.
As are eye issues. Which are again, required by the basset breed standard. A basset that is not prone to eye infections does not have eyes like a basset. It has eyes like a beagle.
Strip away the sickness and suffering and you get a beagle.
>>5018065You can say that about any dog. Just face it, you can't stop us from liking different dogs than you.
>>5018065>impregnable wall of autismdying out!
>>5018068>>5018072facts are facts. bassets are an unhealthy breed just like pugs and frenchies.
Leo corrected marshmallow dog when she was acting up with the other dog today. It worked to stop her bad behavior. It was amazing to witness. So proud of the boy.
>>5018079‘Koids dying out
Only 259 more posts to go
We are 24 percent of the way to nu
Bantering to a brown transplant is a waste of time
>>5018007>>5018061>>5018084The shitty photographer with the fat husky is probably never coming back, give it a rest.
I thought his photos were good
Oh shit, I spoke to soon, he's back!
Carry on toadline man. 'Koids dyin out.
>>5018108It's so sad this dog got hurt. Huskies are nice dogs and deserve better than obesity and escape-related injuries.
At least it wasnt born to be hurt like a basset
hq720
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Inspect ‘em!
hate us can't they ain't us
more like hate us can't they anus…lol…LOL!!!
More like: hate us cause they can't fuck us! Picrel its your average feral dingo defender on /an/:
>>5018121You made this post just to screenshot it and post it later. Don't lie.
>>5018121>someone wrote this as a falseflagi lost infinity respect for aussiefags
>>5018121Wouldn't a more obedient dog be better for an animal abuser? Obedient dogs put up with minor abuse and adapt to the pain, disobedient dogs like huskies would just avoid you.
as if we needed more proof huskies are clearly for faggots
>>5018128>>5018129I'm whiter than both of you.
>>5018129>Huskies are for faggots because you cant have sex with them or they run away/bite youDamn, /dog/ really is full of zoophiles
>>5018130>I'm whiter than both of you.Forgive me for going outside
>>5018132yeah i work remote and don't get enough sun
WKC please put the dog show back on, /dog/ is getting a bit antsy.
>>5018102Your photos were never good. We just thought you used your phone so we accepted the poor qualtity.
>>5018131>noulmao
too bad you have zero self-awareness
>>5018138Sorry I don't speak dogfucker
>>5018140Sure thing Josh, good luck with your bumble rejections
>>5018141>desperate discord tranny namedropping
Marcie's owner having his usual daily meltdown
>>5018144We never see him post his actual dog
>>5018144Name drop circle jerk
>>5018147>max aidsFrogniggas won, game over.
>>5018141>>5018144non circle jerkies gonna seethe at this one!
>>5018144I'm sorry you've been mindbroken so hard that you can only think of bassetfag
>>5018144But its only 1:36 PM mountain time
>>5018155A disgruntled husky owner with bad photography skills will now seethe at you for the next hour
>>5018074>yOu CaNt EnJoY tHiNgS!!
>>5018161you can enjoy things, i just don't understand why an adult would
>>5018163its all mindless entertainment. thats what /dog/ is for
>>5018165Which is why it's weird people get so upset at the idea that other people can enjoy things they do not
>>5018168wvlfschizos are solipsistic and piggish
pay them no mind, fellow floppy dog enjoyer
4chan hates anything perceived as "normie"
their entire identity is that they're "not normies"
they have no culture, they've left no mark on the world. it's sad really
>nou
No wonder huskyfags cant win shit, they misspell words and have fingers that are the same length. Embarrassing
>>5018169Is he on drugs do you think? I guess this is better than him going out harming society, still weird though
>>5018170Lots of ppl here like being edgy contrarians. I remember we all liked flopears. Now you get ‘Le IVDD' for mentioning them.
>>5018175Houndtards were always faggots
>>5018168>>5018161>You can't enjoy thingsHow do you get this from "the dog breed you keep recommending is objectively unhealthy"
You enjoy dogs being bred to suffer?
Then yes you can't enjoy that
Holy shit, bassets are fucked
https://www.cvsukltd.co.uk/news/research-finds-disc-herniation-is-higher-in-dachshunds-compared-with-basset-hounds/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37455254/
>36.2% of basset hounds had fucked spines and lifelong back pain by age 7
>conclusion of the study is "at least they're not as bad as daschunds"
Greater than 1/3 chance an individual basset hound will live every day of its life in pain after age 7
>>5018175Floppy ears are fine. Torture breeding is not.
If the defining trait of your breed is a deformity that gives them a 1/3 chance of living the last half of their life in constant pain they shouldn't exist.
You can still enjoy your poor dog, but don't recommend other people support the continued breeding of dogs that are doomed from birth and only "relaxed" because if they move they pinch their spinal cord.
Behold, a healthy basset.
>>5018152we can all tell when it's bassetfag. he has a distinct posting style and is the only person on 4chan who cares about one specific husky fag from 2 years ago and still lusts after anyachad's dox.
>>5018187Who the fuck is anyachad?
>>5018183ill fuck ur mum’s spine lel
Spammy and tranny schizo have run a helluva falseflag operation ITT.
>>5018191A based trucker who trolled 4troons by saying hilariously dumb stuff about dogfucking, videotaping his dog licking a carrot, and laying old packing tape over her to trigger people. They tried to dox him and it turns out not only is he innocent, he's an upstanding citizen on good terms with the local police and was offered a job with the department. Bassetfag and cucksky have never recovered.
Nobody cares about your sockpuppet lore
>>5018195i see. kek. imagine trying to ruin someones life and finding out they were larping.
>>50181684chan is the home of people who hate fun and love going places that get them incredibly angry.
>>5018199Proofs are literally against the rules, because it would mean posting his dox. They found him, he didn't go to jail, and mods even stopped banning him. Is that not proof enough?
TLDR: /dog/ tried to ruin a veteran's life because he trolled them by pretending to fuck his dog (he took a video of her licking a carrot)
>>5018204Wrapping dog up in tape until it was immobile, buy stretching kits for dog, admit to severely beating dog, post disgusting abuse pictures is definitely JUST trolling.
>>5018204He was also posting about how he would torture, kill, and eat cats with graphic pictures of everything. That is definitely just trolling.
>>5018204Please do not even get me started on what he was doing to his horses.
>>5018206>wrapping dog up in tapeHe laid strips of used packing tape with no adhesive for a blurry photo. Do you really think anyone would be able to get tape around a dog, or get the tape off the dog without hurting them and them running away/cowering forever?
>buy stretching kitsYou got trolled
>beat dogYou got trolled
>posting disgusting abuse picturesHe took a photo of her butt and trolled you.
Laredo PD was notified, they found him, they ran a rape kit on his dog and found absolutely zero human DNA. His dog was determined to be happy, healthy, friendly, and showed no signs of being abused. When interviewed, the curly haired gigachad we know only as anyagod/truckspie admitted he was just trolling 4chan because he was bored with his job. Officers found anthropomorphic cartoon but no bestiality porn when he submitted his computer to forensics. Anyagod was later considered for a patrol officer position but declined.
>>5018208*What he trolled you by claiming to do
>>5018207You got trolled hard by reposts. He never actually ate a cat.
Basically you threw a fit over staged/stolen pictures and silly claims from a bored military veteran with a morbid sense of humor and a really boring job.
IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!
>>5018212Serves him right, honestly.
>>5018209why are you talking about yourself in third person
>>5018173I guess that he's not on his regular drug dosage. He was prone to these outbursts when he posted regularly.
>kanye-fading-smile.gif>>5018176Based!
>>5018179S o y
>>5018187That ain't me.
>>5018204No chance, but I've moved on from trying to dox him. That's just cringe. He needs help not a witch-hunt. Unsure about the Heatheranon or Leoanon.
>>5018213>It was just a social experimentKEK yep
Innocent on all charges literally no wrongdoing, diligent military service and a clean criminal record. You did it reddit!
>>5018215>Bassetfag status: calmed down by facts, backpedaling back into chillvilleMaybe one day you'll also realize fatsky isn't behind every post that makes you mad and bassets are just an unhealthy and unintelligent breed
>>5018216>Hey let me go somewhere people really love dogs and unceasingly admit to commiting vicious abuse towards my dog! I even faked horrific pictures! Horses, dogs, and cats! Yeah let me admit to all these crimes online! >People try to stop it.YOU GOT PRANKED RETARDS. FAIL!
Your mental illness is truly unbelievable. You should defend the pedo more for all of us.
>>5018219Whatever floats your boat
"Dog"
Name: Dog
Breed: Dog
Bill of health: Clean
Spine: Strong
Limbs: Long
>>5018220Bro made half assed claims, reposted stuff from other websites, took a picture of his dogs butt and without a single shred of real evidence, "the barkbuddies" went after him like a child would be next
Everything was confirmed thoroughly because eating cats is actually illegal. AnyaGOD proved that he saved the photo off another imageboard, where it was found to be posted by a vietnamese man. You wasted your time and mildly annoyed an ex-military trucker, but it was worth it to him because you flipped the fuck out over totally unproven claims. Word on the street is, anyaGOD might be going back to join the force soon. Make sure you follow the speed limit down south, ya'll!
>>5018223Where did you even find out about this, pedo defender?
>>5018223an don't ya'll forget
Tummy: Lean
(huskies seething)
>>5018223Don't forget,
Mind: Fucked
>>5018223This post is a tacit admission that the dingo guy is a dogfucker as predicted by the agents of subversion known as the Psychogang. Please submit yourself to population segregation for subsequent gene pool elimination.
>>5018228Damage control is off the absolute charts.
"Uhhh guys just trust me" is going to need some serious verification.
>>5018229The authenticator won't even waste xiers time on such a frivolous case I'm afraid.
>>5018231I GOT IT FROM THE /DOG/ DISCORD GUISE! I AM NOT A PART OF IT, BUT UHHHHH I WAS JUST THERE OKAY?
FUCK ALL THESE DISCORD TRANNIES! REEE.
>>5018121>>5018223The Chronicler’s secretary foresaw this. Insane ‘chive pull. I'm starting to think Anon is the Based and Blessed Detective Inspector Godgers himself…
>>5018234Generational damage control.
ACCUSE YOUR ENEMIES OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO
-Sunny Stew
>>5018228The fact that after all the bullshit and people bugging the laredo police resulted in NOTHING is enough for me. Dingo guy/anyachad was always in the right.
The tape theory does sound pretty unlikely. Him staging it by laying old tape on top of his dog to trigger /dog/fags in context with the aversives in training debate? Believable.
>>5018242Forgive me for not spending every waking moment of my life hunting down an anonymous animal abuser who covers his tracks well. The best I could do was cause some paranoia when a lady came up to him and said his dog looked familiar.
>>5018246please exchange genetic material with my ass
>>5018263I only do that with ye mum. Sorry lad
>>5018242Yeah, like, sure he's a horrid animal abuser, that's why he told everyone where he lived and openly announced he was applying to work with the police department, which necessitates a psych test, social media go-over, "show me your dog", 4chan check, and sometimes a look on the ol' PC/phone/tablet.
He was actually any army vet with a morbid sensor of humor.
Imagine posting the most obvious samefag in history and thinking anyone would believe you.
Narcissism at its finest!
>>5018267>seething because you spent hours of your life trying to track down an army vet who literally tells people where he lives and is on good terms with the police so you could accuse him of crimes he pretended to commitIt's like if heatherfag posted a photo of his dog from behind and said "oh yeah we fuckin" when they weren't fuckin'
Oh wait, they did that.
It would be embarrassing for them but ultimately a nothingburger.
>>5018268they were fuckin tho
>>5018239facts
Who are the yellow-skinned ‘koids?
>>5018272You DO NOT want to know.
Total ‘koid death
Last year’s scentwork winner was a fluke
>>5018275Wire hair/whatever this fur type is can be so deceiving. LYIL that Schnauzers were just wiry Dobermans
>>5018277Yep. I think shaggy dogs are cool because you can never tell what they're thinking.
@Grok when is the next national scent work competition that's also televised?
>>5018284 Next Televised National Scent Work Competition
The AKC Scent Work Master National is the next major national-level scent work event:
• Dates: October 12–14, 2025
• Location: Roberts Centre, Wilmington, Ohio
• Event: Inaugural AKC Scent Work Master National
• Televised? While the AKC often provides coverage or streaming for major events, this specific competition’s broadcast status hasn’t been confirmed yet. You can check updates via AKC’s official event page A.
If you’re hoping to catch it live or on TV, I’d recommend keeping an eye on AKC TV or their YouTube channel closer to the event date—they often stream marquee competitions.
>>5018285Hey thanks atgrok the info is mucho appreciated
>>5018296Sniffed it out just for you, Alice —glad it hit the mark!
Huh... Looks like /dog/ has won again.
>>5018302yeah
won worst thread on the board award
as expected of reddit tourists on a cat website
>>5018329Subhuman website
Subhuman mascot
>>5018335Literally this.
>>5018329The self own of the century.
>>5018335Seething dogredditor tourist
It was the catredditor this whole time. Hook, line and sinker.
One of the most easily baited redditors on all of 4chan. KEK!
>>5018337Scathing no life oldfag
Being on this website before 2020 is not a flex lmao.
>>5018340>the 4chan animal is redditare you ok retard?
>>5018369Your asshole got gaped wide open on the discussion board
>>5018341Lol WRONG AGAIN, CUPCAKE!
I’ve been here since ~2002 and we are legion and we rule the world my boy.
Also, this thread is retarded as is everyone on it. Both cats and fish are far better than many breeds of dogs. Very few dog breeds are worth owning. Pugs, for example, are terrible dogs due to their awful faces, breathing, and snorting, and cannot be defended.
>>5018405>I’ve been here since ~2002
This thread is shit I just want to see happy dogs.
>>5018405I apologize i didn't know
Are there any dog trainers/behaviorists here? I watched a video on how to curb reactivity by DIYK9. He suggested bringing your dog to a home depot (or someplace with slight human activity) and giving your dog the task to pay attention to you when you sort of tug on the leash. I was wondering how this would work going forward; would the dog be trained to look at you when around strangers? Would the dog eventually be desensitized to strangers and stop barking at them? I don't have the answer since I didn't bother buying his course lol
I can post the video if you want a better idea of what I'm talking about
>>5018405Ya gotta forgive me
>>5018405He didn't know any better
>>5018405Give me a chance I'm beggin ya!
I am most keenly interested in the thread known as nu...tho
First time on 4chan in forever, and it's as shitty as I remember. I've been using Reddit and Twitter, and I cannot tell you which one I really prefer
Beat up a catschizo.
Beat him back to the poorhouse!
https://youtu.be/gUbmbXC99q8 [Open]
Some have said this is nu. Is it tho though?
Fuck prev, marry nu, kill early
I like how /dog/‘s response to their thread being shit is to make it even more shit
Is it really all that guy that owns marcie? I remember someone figures out his posting history through the iphone filename counter and ip wipe timestamps and he was a huge pitbull/catdog console war schizo and obsessed over specific imaginary posters - and then the thread got nuked
>>5018429Nu mommi how have u bean? I missed u bb
How famous is this dog poem?
>>5018438>published in 1902Probably written earlier than that though
>>5018415You should have asked earlier! :D
>the one anon who’s stuck in every /old/ posting his dog
>>5018421Read books on dog training or watch Zak George
>>5018465An hour and 30 minutes for a dog shit tier response. Classic 4chan
>>5018472shut the fuck up jew
>>5018436 deepest lore
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4620526/#4621851
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/filename/IMG_1%2A/end/2023-09-19/
that was some advanced pattern noticing. i estimate /dog/ only has two actual posters. leo and marcie. everyone else is a baiting catchad here to kick /dog/ as it dies.
>>5018475That is really entertaining schizophrenia. I really loved when a couple people started saying I had a dog care business. That one gave me a chuckle.
>>5018477iphones increase the filename by one with every safari upload
Should I worry that my puppy has double dew claws?
>>5018491might be part great pyrenees
>>5018491Nope, BUT you should/could talk to your very about having them removed if he ever has to go under for another reason.
>>5018491Also make 1000% sure to desensitize your dog to nail clipping because double dew claw nails grow in a circle and if you dont cut them theyll grow right back into the dewclaw.
>>5018494>talk to your veryRetard
>>5018493She is part great pryenees
>>5018494>>5018497Thanks for the advice
>>5018502Youre welcome. Make sure your fences are tall and you have anti digging measures if you plan on keeping her outside. They are escape artists.
>>5018501>cant figure out I meant vet>calls me retardLmfao. How sad.
So there's this really funny picture
>>5018504Now THAT is a social experiment!
>>5018509Imagine slathering this little fella in sauerkraut, onions, and spicy brown mustard? Now that's a dog.
Remember lads this is our one (one) chance at life, u get more life if ur stronger, weak fats fade away. You're almost run out of here on Warcraft and Mountain Thunders haha tick tock snack boy
dogredditortrannysisters... it's over. The catchads have won!
Any recommended arthritis meds for old large dog?
>>5018491It's terminal, I'm so sorry
>>5018223Dog brand dogs are my favorite
What's your dog(s) doing right now?
>>5018545Catsissies aren’t chads though
>>5018644Running circles around bassets with ivdd
>vacationed for telling someone to stfu
Softest shit I ever seen. The jannies really ARE reddit shareholders.
>>5018644Laying down in the sun, finally got a day below 80°F.
>>5018065Most beagles are still disproportionate enough to have back issues. Every wild canine has the same limb/back proportions for a damn good reason. Out of standard beagles might be healthy, but AKC and "bettered as a breed" beagle is only slightly less likely to spontaneously destroy its spine than a basset hound or corgi.
Every time a dogs limbs are shortened the back compensates for the reduced mobility and wears out in half their lifespan
/dog/ remains winning. That is all.
>>5018702Why are you schizoing so hard?
>>5018644Happy. Unbothered. Moisturized. Floppy
>>5018720I spend my life trolling this thread because they made me really really angry.
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>>5018702>Every wild canine has the same limb/back proportions for a damn good reason. Wild canids have 9 to 10 ratio of height at withers to body length
Sighthounds have a 1:1 ratio and they are superior with regards to athleticism
Deboonked!
>>5018735sighthounds also tear tendons like no one's business
>>5018720>caring about canine health, breeds the local idiots dont own: Based! Death to the AKC!>caring about canine health, but one of the /dog/ avatarfags owns the breed at hand: HELP SCHIZO! IS THIS HEATHERANON? NO I BET ITS EEVEES OWNER. GODDAMN ANYAFAG!
>>5018724you wouldnt have these problems if doggots behaved more like their intellectual superiors (catchads)
The pomsky is the perfect dog. Basically zero health issues.
https://carrouselpomskies.com/blogs/news/the-pomsky-is-the-perfect-family-dog
Single men can get huskies if they want, preferably from working stock acquired in the northwestern US, nordic europe, or eastern russia, but women and wagies are better off with pomskies.
>>5018735Sighthounds also possess high levels of instinctual intelligence. The Azawakh, a type of African sighthound, is known not only for hunting prey but for bringing it back to its family so everyone can share a meal. But of course, the retards here will tell you sighthounds are “stupid because they don’t howl at ceiling fans for hours or herd children into walls.
>>5018739I know each dog and cat in that picture. I love animals. Some may say I'm a "shit no one cares about expert"
>>5018742Instinctual intelligence isn't a real term. It's just called instinct. Instinct isn't intelligence, it's instinct, preprogrammed behavior.
>>5018735Love those dogs. They are so silly and fun looking.
>>5018761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StMKonAQla8
m8 you can pull pitbulls from a life of cage-to-pit-to-cage and they figure out stairs
>>5018741>has an excessively long cottonball coat that you can't even trim without damaging no thanks, short hair dogs ftw
>>5018764Why would I do that when I could just get an ibizan hound puppy?
>>5018770Because you'd be saving a good dog instead of paying for for an inbred one
>>5018773Pitbulls are also inbred.
>>5018759You're arguing semantics. Familiarize yourself with modern frameworks of intelligence.
It takes my dog 2 bongs and a few bings to get his full walkies. Is that sufficient?
>>5018779You're spouting nonsense.
A frog does not have "instinctive intelligence" because it catches flies with its tongue. It remains an unintelligent animal.
Instinctive intelligence is a cope made up to make torture-breeding sound more justified instead of calling what it is. Producing dumber animals is producing better tools. A good wrench does not get bored or ask questions.
>>5018784I recall you losing this exact argument last thread.
I'm in a complicated situation with my cattle dog puppy.
My wife and I rent out a house from a good 'friend' of ours. On the same property there is also another rental unit at the front occupied by an early 20s cuntish woman who seems to dislike dogs and then my friend's unit next door to ours. Next door to this property there are two gay guys that live there. All the houses are fairly close together.
I wake up early at 6am because I start work early. This means that my puppy gets let outside around 6:10am to go and pee and have his breakfast.
Lately he's been going outside and there have been feral cats hanging out in the backyard in the morning and he goes mad and starts barking like a madman really early in the morning. It's obviously not a good thing and I get him to stop barking but by that point the damage is probably already done and all the neighbors have been woken up.
Aside from this he sometimes has phases where he just starts barking a lot because he wants us to play with him. This is usually around 4-5 in the afternoon. And occasionally he'll just have random barking spurts in the night at like 8-9pm but not every day, maybe once every few days. They usually don't last longer than 15 minutes and then he falls asleep.
Well both neighbors have complained about his barking. I think it's the barking that's early in the morning that's the issue.
So my landlord 'friend' sent my wife this big text lecture about how we need to control our dog and he's a cattle dog and needs to be run on a farm for a minimum of 7 miles a day and all this shit about dog training. He thinks he's a dog whisperer but the only dogs he's ever had have been a golden retriever when he was a child and his current mixed breed dog who is anything but well behaved but just doesn't have barking as one of his vices. He said to my wife that if we didn't sort it out we'd have to find a place better suited for our dog to live, basically threatening to evict us.
>>5018792It just sounds like your dog is being annoying and your neighbors are fed up with it rightfully so.
>>5018792I guess it's not actually that complicated of a situation. I just need to get this puppy to stop barking super early in the morning. The complicated bit is that there are all these different factors involved including my relationship with my landlord 'friend', the cunt woman in the other rental house, my friend's girlfriend who is another supposed dog whisperer (despite having to put a shock collar on her own dog because it lunges at old people). But at the bottom line all this will be fine if my puppy doesn't bark at 6am in the morning.
Idk bros just needed to write it out a little bit. Blogpost. I fucking hate these feral cats coming into our backyard and I think that both neighbors may be feeding them. We don't want to get kicked out of this place because the rent is really cheap and we would probably be priced out of the area if we had to find a different place. And I'm really hurt that my friend would just threaten to kick us out over this issue, it really sucks feeling like your housing situation is threatened and knowing someone else has that power over you. He's not really my friend anymore, he chose to act that way to me and now he is just my landlord. Which is fine, but I've also done a tone of favors for him over the years and helped him out a lot and I thought we had a good relationship.
>>5018799Trap and relocate all cats. Tell landlord that the cats are damaging your property and make sure no one is feeding them.
>>5018798I know, it's fair enough to complain about barking early in the morning. I'm just annoyed that my friend pulled this whole dog training lecture bullshit on my wife despite having 0 experience raising a puppy and not actually being good at training dogs himself. And then threatening to kick us out.
>>5018799It sounds like you are on the right path and need to get some things off your chest. Open those lines of communication and tell them how you feel about what's causing the barking (the cats). Maybe ask animal control to pick up the cats, too. Communication is very important, though, and you don't want to harbor these feelings about other people because they’re logical thinking errors.
>>5018801I know how you feel. That's really frustrating and he definitely pushed some boundaries. Keep us posted.
>>5018800>landlord>your propertyRetard
>>5018790I recall you copping out and getting all rent free over the fatsky.
Instinct is not intelligence. No matter how you justify it, bloodhounds are dumb as fuck. They have no idea they are useful. They are just dumb.
>>5018814If you have some garden beds that you built they aren't your property just because you rent the land/house? Stupid little faggot.
>>5018792tell her that other people need to control their cats and your dog is properly contained on the appropriate parcel while the cats are not
>>5018798Neighbors letting their shitty kitty pests roam wherever are the problem, not the dog. Cats are vermin.
>>5018816you're talking about dogfaggotry here. dogfags twist words so much that breeding an objectively deformed, unhealthy dog is "bettering the breed" because its purpose is to conform to the standard and be an excellent example of the breed and its tradition. so suddenly its not breeding unhealthy dogs, it's breeding excellent dogs.
>>5018816>>5018818Dingofucker is having delusions of grandeur again. It happens when you do it for free too long.
>>5018822>Uhm actually, an unintelligent animal is intelligent because it's meant to do thisYes and a daschund isn't deformed because its deformity is for uh, some arcane victorian animal abuse ritual
Similar to a 4chan janitor, the dingofucker does it for FREE
>>5018824>no argument except making up your 4chan schizo charactersSorry I thought I was a talentless husky fucking photographer
Dingofuckers on suicide watch!
ATTENTION:
/DOG/ REMAINS WINNING AND WILL NEVER DIE.
I like your sense of humor!
The nuing hour approaches
>>5018859/dog/ is a win. This is a fact. No joke. Thank you.
>>5018861Fact check…
True!
>>5018805I will keep the thread posted. Hopefully nothing more comes of it. My wife actually spoke to the gay neighbors this afternoon and they just said that their bedroom window is right by the fence that the cat is always walking on top of and that's where my puppy goes and barks so it's totally understandable, just need to get this puppy to chill out. They are apparently actually really nice, I've never spoken to them but my wife said they were pretty cool about it.
There are just all these other random factors too, like my friend's girlfriend is this 'adopt don't shop' type and seems to think it you're not adopting a pitbull/Chihuahua mutt from a shelter then you're literally ruining the world so I feel like she is always looking for reasons to dislike our dog because he's a pure bred and AKC registered.
>>5018869Sounds like she has been in this thread for a while. LMAO.
>>5018869Communication goes a long way. It helps a lot man. Glad it worked out. Also your neighbor probably doesn't even know your dog is AKC registered nor cares. I haven't seen those people anywhere but online. It may be hard to believe but people usually just mind their own business.
who are the yellow-skinned ‘koids?
Whats ‘koid precious, whats ‘koid?
>>5018871Paranoid schizophrenia
Heathers owner is behind your house feeding cheese to your dog btw
>>5018409Youre goddamned right cupcake. Tip your cap to your betters if you know what’s good for ya. Dog homos like you are what is spoiling this entire /an/ experience.
>>5018926Oh joy! Another retarded post by the king retard. Keking hard rn big boy.
>>5018929>Least narcissistic person on 4chan.
Just found the oldest or one of the oldest dog generals on the archive. Take a little browse through it and make up your own mind as to what's different and what's the same.
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/2221128/#q2221128
Here is one from 2020
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/3248818/#q3248818
>>5018952Departure is a sign of virtue.
>>5018952We need to go back
The puppy has landed.
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4325527/#q4325527
Huh, interesting thread from 2023
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4502560/#q4502560
Aaaaaaand I can't post any past around middle of 2023 because they are filled with animal abuse images that were not deleted off the archive.
Go look for yourself and make up your mind as to what "ruined an"
I miss whiteboi and whitegirl. :( I hope they're doing okay.
>>5018952>peak thread>>5018953>>5018957>huskyfags begin forming in-groups>>5018960>huskyfag console warring cont’d>huskyfag creates a telegram/new in-group>huskyfag zoophile curtain reveal>/dog/ killednootice mayhaps…
nootice perchance...
>>5018965Huh. Kind of insane to blame it all on one person that never posted a single speck of animal abuse. There were people making video edits and pretending to be him abusing his dog, and a lot of accusations, but never anything believable.
Personally I think the constant and unceasing animal abuse content posted in basically every single dog thread after a certain point is what ruined it, and I think it's weirdly suspicious to think otherwise. For sane, rational, and more normie individuals seeing people posting and talking about dogs does not drive away people from posting and talking dog. It's the understanding that some depraved freak is going to jerk off to your dog that would stop you.
>>5018969>it was all one guyI can't believe Cane’s poster got away with it
>12:06AM
>Saturday, July 19, 2025
>Central Time (CT)
Real psychogang hours
>>5018969Tell us a joke about dogs
>>5018977I bought a dog from a blacksmith today...
...As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door!
I stole that one. I don't know any good dog jokes. I'm sorry.
>>5018977I picked that one because I used to do a lot of blacksmithing/bladesmithing. I made a sweet little knife for my friend whose dog got attacked by a pitbull so he could have something to defend his dog with.
>>5018980Has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>5018987I did. Do you get the joke?
>>5018989This guy laughed out loud also.
>>5018987Wow seems like it was a real hit. If you don't get the joke I can explain it to you. No shame in asking.
>>5018980Mein sides are in orbit
i read the thread
while my eyes bled
all is not well
but i press the flesh
i feel release
i feel at ease
>>5019002Has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>5019012insomnia is bad for you
>>5019012You can come sleep in the bed tonight hubby. No bussy tho…im too tired.
>>5018960Marcie fag present = 100x more shitposts. Wow.
>>5018960>huskyfag makes telegram>basset fag confesses to molesting a puppy>anyafag joins just in time to see it>huskyfag deletes everything and leaveslol
i hope the basser and aussie are spayed and neutered and he was just joking!
>>5019133Yep. It’s all one guy.
>>5019136>molests anya >writes an essay on how good it is>projects>does it for free>still molests his dog
Molesting anya is animal abuse and on the same level as pedophilia.
Sorry huskyrapists!
>>5019133lol yeah anyone who was in the telegram knows he's a compulsive troller. he also had and probably still has a hateboner for heathers owner.
>>5019136heatherfag didnt delete everything and quit, they deleted everything and then stayed for half a week more to stay in contact with another huskyfag, this one i think, and then both quit because the zoophiles got too bad. apparently marcies owner asked him to leave the telegram up and give him admin so he could try and suck up to anyafag to get his dox. so, in a way, heathers owner did kill /dog/ by enabling bassetfag's extreme autism in the first place. if he deleted the chat when he quit maybe bassetfag would have calmed down because if anyafag made another one (no one else wanted to make another one), he wouldn't let anyone in but his fellow zoophiles (foxy dani, deerfag and leto).
i would be surprised if either huskyfag still posted here.
also, marcies owner is maybe 2% a zoophile. marcie isn't spayed and he made some "comments" but she's too small.
>How come Anya kept pestering me for help when she was in heat? She first tried with my pillows and blanket but it didn't work out so she kept flagging me and pushing her butt into me. Then after I helped her once she knew I'm a lot better than pillow and kept coming back for more.
Clockwork and project harder
kek
I would like to say that I never joined any chatroom because there was no reason to. What is the point when I can already share every silly fun and cute pic/vid of my dog I wanted to on /dog/ and it would reach more eyes?
I knew it would just become a pit of festering degeneracy and I didn't want to be anywhere near that. Really quite simple. Thank you and good morning.
>>5019164>>5019169The picture i'm getting here is anyafag ended up running a secret club for zoophiles, husky people all left due to harassment, and bassetfag is extremely fucking autistic
Is that someone responding to every post I make or another husky getting molested by truckers? Strange...
I find it extremely ironic how someone saying they scratched their dogs butt is proof they are a dog abuser, while a trucker that posted graphic images, stories, and 100 other damning things gets essays written about how he is a saint that was simply playing a prank.
>>5019164>letoAlways trips me up when I stumble across his character on e621.
My dog has access to a collection of merlot Gouda.
>InB4 is she an alcoholic Jersey housewife
Correct.
>>5019164We already know from
>>5018475 that basset guy is an unhinged lunatic. But now that you mention it, this explains why that guy with heather lives so rent free in someones head.
