Thread 5019210

All the other dogs and their fluffed up tails
Never come never come
Back to their owners

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html
/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!):
robert cabral, joel beckman, larry krohn, caesar milan

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

>>5019210 (OP)
The bake is complete with a bespoke funny pic! Most excellent of jobs! I give you one hearty lol for your efforts!

>>5019212
You didn't even link the thread in the last one. You're probably the OP congratulating yourself.

one day he will crash his truck and the healing can finally begin

>>5019213
Incorrect!

>>5019217
>>5019216
TEEFS!

>>5019220
Cute!

Photos of dogs should be blurry. Sharpness is a feline concept.

>>5019210 (OP)
Shit bake, you’ve lost your thread making prívelages. Please consult the tranny cord to rejoin the bakers queue

>>5019236
nice tongue

My vision is cleared, my heart is in its place, which is on the White Crown which is with me; I am Re who protects himself, and I am not harmed. Live, O my father, the son of Nu, for I am your eldest son who sees the secret things; I appear as king of the gods, and I will not die a second time.

>>5019244
>>5019247
No idea what any of this shit means, God i hate nu culture. You zoomers will never be funny

>>5019249
this is the epitome of a nu huskypaco, they don't understand these images kekino

>>5019244
>>5019247
nu huskypaco here. what are these?

whats ‘cord precious, what’s ’cord?

We are 5 percent of the way to nu...tho.

We need nu tho

Have huskies become a protected class among the nu huskypacos?
You just get called a basset for not wanting to live around them...
Can you not dislike both at once?

>>5019257
Sorry Holmes; but you're way off base

>>5019210 (OP)
Try posting that in nu!!
>>5019216
>>5019217
>>5019220
>>5019223

>>5019244
>>5019247
>>5019254
>>5019256
Let’s try nu for a change

>>5019259
Early nu?

did you just try to "nu tho" me?

Is this like the fourth or fifth Nu hate thread OP in a row? Based if so, based regardless really

I have some really bad news for people who posted on /dog/ and now nu/dog/.

>>5019265
What nu?

nu
>>4979387
>>4979387
>>4979387

>daytime: retarded Psychogang spam
>nighttime: retarded basset diaspora spam
nu-/dog/ was a mistake

Oh look, telegram basset faggot is spamming garbage again.

>>5019271
>>5019272
Huh. I struggle to get a pulse on what the hell he is, cause I've seen descriptions of him similar to yours and then othertimes he's basically an alien warlord that wants anti-life to control all free will for whatever reason. I am pretty sure most casuals like myself like the idea of bassetfag more than anything else. Like I really fucking doubt most people who got hyped for him in nu actually read the archives.

>>5019273
We know it's you. Try posting marcie instead of spamming garbage.

>>5019272
Sorry man. It's just that there is a lot about desuarchive that seriously fucked the entire setting. As great as it was as entertainment, it also opened the door to so much of the awful shit we see in nu/dog/

Nu nu fan here. Where is nu tho?

Gonna need a nu, stat

>>5019278
are you hiring the people to do this "nu" just as part of the bit, nu-fem?

Husky cookie

>>5019276
most of the awful shit is just one guy spamming nonsense like this
every post from here >>5019271 to here >>5019244

If you look at the time stamps, a lot of them are one minute and a few seconds apart meaning its one guy posting as fast as 4chan will let him. The IP wipes and ban evasion admissions in prior threads proved this.
>MM:SS:
>56:34, 57:39, 58:40, 59:41, 00:42, 01:42, 02:46, 03:48
At no point is a post made less than 1 minute apart. They tend to be almost exactly a minute and a second. Then he takes a break for a few minutes (reset IP?)
>07:34, 08:48, 09:48
And then another sequence of nonsense posts in the same style
>11:06, 12:06, 13:07, 14:08

4chan having seconds in the timestamps is almost as helpful as the IP counter for spotting when a schizoid is spamming. When its organic discussion, posts are closer than a minute, and rarely exactly a minute apart. 60 seconds is the post timer and 1-2 seconds is server latency.

>>5019281
Even nu/dog/ is not immune to being ruined by the same shit that ruined prev/dog/

>>5019284
Maybe that's ultimately because /dog/'s regulars are the problem. Leofag finally learned to shut up. Will this guy be next?

>>5019281
how mad would you be if it was Psychogang

>>5019281
You guys don't ACTUALLY believe this, right?

>>5019286
“It’s the regulars” is the ultimate excuse retards here have for some of the abysmal garbage they defend.

>>5019287
>>5019288
>one minute and one second apart
jesus. have some shame. we've seen you get banned and IP wiped twice.

>>5019280
>husky cookie
Fuck you are nu here. There is no husky, no huskoids, no ‘koids, this is the abyss. You're not changing anyone's mind, you're not winning over /dog/. Every anon here is just screaming into the void. If you lurked for two years before posting you might would understand.

>>5019290
Here’s your post you made stupid bitch
>>5019280

You're so dumb and nu you can't even follow your own replies.

>>5019289
We have seen you get banned and IP wipes twice, and one of the IP wipes took out original pictures of marcie. We are not stupid. We are not unable to acknowledge clear patterns or hover over the trashcan icons on desuarchive to say "wow, all these posts got deleted at once, probably the same IP".
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5011470/#5012931
12:14 UTC IP wipe takes out all the nu/fundie/fem tho/mindfucker shit spam... and all your marcie pics.

Please, stop spamming.

You're so dumb and nu you can't even follow your own replies.

>>5019294
*banned and IP wiped

>>5019293
Please stop spamming and take your meds bassetfag. God knows what else is you.

>>5019294
Got ‘em inspecting>>5019297

>>5019286
Objectively Incorrect. I posted teefs.

This thread was all fine and dandy like 2 weeks ago.

>>5019297
>god knows what else is you
Is it not obvious to you people that he infiltrated these circles on purpose? I feel like that's been pretty well-established just by how the last few years have gone with their responses but whatever I'm sure nu-/dog/ knows better.

>>5019294
Holy fucking shit lmao. Its him. Undeniable proof.

He’s totally insane

>>5019281
>>banned
>report his posts.
cold day in hell cry to another man about text on a screen, huskypaco, koidlet,

Nu/dog/ doesn't know how to coordinate baking

>bots arguing with bots
classic /nu/dog thread

Let’s not post these tired old Nu’s anymore
We have rules for a reason!

>>5019305
>>5019306
>>5019308
nice job bassetbro you learned to wait a few seconds before posting

why the fuck huskypacos stole this thread to shill their narrative ??????????????

>>5019313
Yep, and they are even worse than the aforementioned bassetfags because bassetfags at least to some extent tried not to be obnoxious. Nu huskypacos think the world revolves around them

>>5019302
He only start posting once the angry lying and larping pedo defender guy came around.

Still 277 to nu tho

>>5019317
You're always nu to me bb

>>5019313
>>5019314
>i, i mean, we bassetfags are victims... its the huskypacos! HUSKYPACOS!
There is literal indisputable proof you are the person spamming /dog/. It's becoming clear you're not actually a rational actor anymore and seem to have suffered a psychotic break or developed a drug addiction. There's a lot of actual nonsense, multiple personalities, rapid fire spam, and a weird parasocial relationship with the husky photographer mixed in there. And everyone can see your post history because you got IP wiped.

You are genuinely mentally unwell.

>>5019316
Exactly. Truckers started this war. There was an uneasy peace and de facto two state solution since 2024. If you can't take the heat don't start the fire.

>>5019210 (OP)
>its a shill bot thread
get a skill ?nu/dog

>>5019320
>Someone made me do this
Sir, you are spamming a thread on 4chan and seem to have a delusional disorder or a lot of drugs in your system.

>>5019319
I think it's unserious, kinda like this thread should be... You know posting goofy, cute, cool and funny dogs and talking about dogs n stuff like that?

>>5019324
It's just spam. It was not a shitty thread, it just had funny dog pictures and then this basset fag came out and started spamming like has been for weeks.

>>5019319
Stomp huskypacos in the nuts
Stomp them twice!

This type of shit is going to be studied for years to come. The insane "Basset Hound Derangement Syndrome" we're seeing across /dog/ is unbelievable and so much of it seems so incredibly unfounded and spiteful, in a sick way. Part

>>5019325
How nu R U?

>>5019325
Why do you constantly lie? That's entirely untrue.

>>5019325
just ignore all of spammy’s content when I post, it's not that hard to avoid.

>>5019327
Ok, hover over the trash cans
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5011470/#5012931

If the time is 12:14 UTC, it's all the same guy. That's how IP wipes (ie: for animal cruelty, illegal content, ban evasion) work. What are the chances the person posting the exact same things here, 1 minute + a few seconds apart and never less, is the same person?

Please stop spamming. We thought you liked having a /dog/ general. Apparently not if it's a /dog/ general you didn't create.

>This can't be right, /dog/ told me the ‘koids are giga genius masterplan architects of mankind with the highest IQs ever. Something doesn't add up here.
nu-/dog/ is full of ‘koids dying out who hate Bas’ra’el.

>>5019333
Are you genuinely mentally ill?

>>5019332
whats with his parasocial relationship with the husky guy
this guy is retarded

>>5019334
>gets angry people don't know about some obscure retard
What level of schizophrenia is this, even

>>5019212
why do you reply to yourself like that

>>5019337
>Deflecting because you got caught spamming

Childless manchildren have destroyed /dog/. Can’t you faggots just enjoy the memory of your barkbuddy escape fantasies from when you were a kid? Grow the fuck up you autistic ‘koid virgins

>>5019339
At first I just thought spammy was retarded, but somehow you managed to out-retard him.
In fact, as I read through this thread it has become more and more apparent the entire thing is filled with retards. I mean shit, even /kot/ has a more unbiased explanation of their schizos.

>>5019333
Uh, ‘koids were part of the old canon. Hell, in the old canon it seemed like there was a hundred of 'em running around whereas in the nu canon it seems like there's just a little over a dozen, from what I can tell.

>>5019341
Can you please tell us what's biased about you posting the same thing over and over again and getting caught by IP wipes taking out all the pictures of marcie and the collie? Or you could just leave.

>>5019342
Outside of that one pot-bellied husknigger from the old canon we'll never get a proper ‘koid protagonist in /dog/ again.

>>5019343
Never mind, I thought about it and realized you think everyone is one of the husky fags that you were in that telegram with, and I'm guessing you hate them for some reason.

QRD on why the spamming bassetfag spams and is angry at huskies?

>>5019339
I haven't bumped a single time nu fag

>>5019345
nu/dog/ falls for propaganda very easily.

100 posts! Good job Psychogang. The bureaucratic powers will reward your efforts.

>>5019340
Some lighthearted joking about it is was started this whole shitfest. Every "barkbuddy" knows it was just troll bait from the very beginning.

>>5019345
Heathers owner called him a piece of shit for using a shock collar on his basset. Repeatedly. They had a huge fight over it. He’s hated him, and huskies ever since.

>>5019350
bassetfag behavior is currently
>*spams* YOU MADE ME DO THIS FATSKY HUSKYPACO KOID
>who? stop
>KOIDS DYING OUT. HUSKIES SUCK. *spams*

>>5019352
>>5019350
This is the work of Spammy and ENT thoughbeit.

This is actually the work of the conglomerate known as ‘Psychogang’ and its chief arbiter.

>>5019359
>mentally ill telegram speak
it has become very clear that /dog/ is being commandeered by telegram… whether its one guy who was in a telegram, or a whole channel, there is no difference, once a teletroon always a teletroon. i dont care if its you ignoring your aussie and basset or someone helps this shit is obvious. just leave.

>>5019361
Psychogang would never use ZOOphileventrillo

>>5019362
interesting thread from 2023 says otherwise puppy molester

For me it’s teamspeak

>>5019361
I have never been on any teamspeak type applications to communicate outside of /dog/ with the /dog/ type people. What is even the point, really?

>>5019367
why would you join in with the telegram shit? have some self respect

>>5019350
>Being such a shitty dog owner you have to use a shock collar on a basset
>The dumbest, most docile dog on earth
Well, that would make him a piece of shit, and probably mentally ill too.

>>5019367
This is an established and well documented fact about these sorts of things.

Now look at YungLeo going :P haha

>>5019364
Isn’t that what discord and Google teams is based off?

>>5019368
BROTHER! Im saying I have never even been tempted to go into any sort of thing like that and EVERYONE knows I never have. The seething pedo defender accuses me of any foul thing his tiny brain can muster and being in discord or telegram was one such thing!

>>5019368
It's a fine excuse to post cute pictures of my dog, really.

>>5019369
That’s not really a fair statement to make. It’s not his fault that dog trainers online promote nonesense. He changed his training habits IIRC.

>>5019374
How dumb do you have to be to put a shock collar on a basset

>>5019375
Hey man, sometimes people like you get what you deserve.

>>5019345
I was in telegram for like 4 days and from the day i joined the basset homo hated me and kept trying to tell me huskies were bad dogs or smth. Day one he was making shit up about how huskies bite off puppies balls and kept calling my dog fat and stupid. I don't know why he hates me. I don't know why he's obsessed with me and keeps calling me tom or spamming about "koids". He's always been nuts.

I didn't even call him a dog abuser until he started emphatically shilling "the dog daddy".

>>5019376
Literally how dumb do you have to be to put a shock collar on a basset. Hory shet.

>>5019379
dumb, real dumb, fo shizzle

>thread made 3 hours ago
>already 1/3 to bump limit
lol
there's been some real problems in /dog/ the past couple days hasn't there

>>5019390
yes. see
>>5019281
>>5019294

>>5019378
But why did u join it?

>>5019378
>I was in telegram
you need to go back

>>5019378
>basset
Man, you guys are really obsessed with that guy all of a sudden. Four years of silence and now it's all you think about.

>>5019398
maybe its because he got caught spammin

>>5019395
>>5019396
He and his tribesmen created the telegram thats obsessed with basset guy in these threads.

>>5019395
Because I wanted to post my dog without solving captchas. What's the difference? This thread has always been a circlejerk.

>>5019401
"B(asset) detective" was there before me, ackshually!

>>5019401
>its da joooooooz

>so obsessed with houndtard you can’t even post actual discussion, you need to seethe about rumors that have always been bullshit
>when you write your next post you’ll probably be thinking about him
how sad

>>5019406
This reminds me of someone who did basically this in another thread. I guess this is it for /dog/ for the next... 6 years? 7? 8? Abandon ship.

>>5019406
>Rumors. Rumors. Bassetfag is innocent. Rent free.
Nigger, there is actual recent proof all of the spam shit is, was, and always has been you on top of older evidence you were doing a large part of all the pitbull and cat vs. dog trolling. Get fucked.

Barkbuddies worst shit to ever happen to /an/

>>5019409
I don't know what you're talking about. But suffice to say, this is a misread of global proportions.

>>5019411
Not only did we all see your IP wipe, it's immortalized all in one desuarchive thread. Actual proof of which posts were yours between IP changes. Stop neglecting marcie and your collie and fuck off.

>>5019412
Nobody has paid attention to this stuff in years. The only people who even talk about archives are koids obsessed with 2020 memes.

Lol @ the death throes of a 4chan attention whore

Them desu links be pretty damning.

>>5019403
Weird you didn't think all the freaks and geeks would flock there to avoid the janny.

>>5019403
And now some basset molester hates you for no reason. Gj.

>>5019410
Barkbuddies was a troll bait joke that drove the guy spamming constant animal abuse videos for many months so crazy he stopped altogether. It was always a joke. The people that don't get that are big dumb and falling for the bait 2 years after the fact, which is hilarious.

>>5019415
Yeah, I just don't really like NPC discourse.

>>5019407
My dog does that as well. Im starting to think she may actually be part husky.

>>5019419
kek you know the chances of such a spammy fuck actually being the cat schizo are high

>>5019421
I'm not trying to invalidate husky guy’s own suffering or anyone else's. In fact, I’m hypocritically and neurotically obsessed with my own suffering a solid 75% of the time. When that happens, even briefly, you are forced to understand yourself as a microscopic node in something perfect and whole. It’s difficult to describe, and language makes it smaller, but the experience is real. Our sufferings are real! But they are also very small. The same goes for our ecstacies. Somewhere in the world a child is dying of cholera, somewhere else a father is holding his baby for the first time, he’s sitting at his computer talking to me and a million dogs are sleeping in a million little patches of sunlight, thinking about nothing. We all came from dust and are going back to dust, but in the meantime, he’s here….we’re all here.

>>5019424
Schizophrenia

>>5019425
>>5019323
You claim others are psychotic, while claiming to be the will of God, capable of destroying objects with your mind, of manifesting reality, and being chosen by God.

You are narcissistic, sociopathic

You are a loser, no job no life

You are a tranny$

Nobody likes you, not even on /p/

Literal scum, a hero yourself husky faggot.

>>5019428
an hero*

>>5019428
I’m not husky faggot but you are schizophrenic

>>5019431
Nah you were claiming to be Heather’s owner before you larped as Nobody.

>>5019428
NEWFAG YOU ARE BIG CONFUSED! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BLUNDER! SCHIZO NEWFAG IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES!

>>5019431
LOL.

>>5019432
I’m not heathers owner, but you are schizophrenic and you got caught spamming

The people complaining about name dropping are now name dropping CONSTANTLY.

>>5019434
You're the one who created the whole "Nobody is heather’s owner” because you self inserted as the Nobody.

>>5019433
ou're projecting, you're the one looking retarded here, you want to humiliate me but you fail because you're stupid.


You're literally pathetic.

>>5019436
Are you really schizophrenic? Is this not a shitpost? oh my dog

>5019437
Clockworked and my point is proven! You have done a beautiful job tonight. I sincerely thank you.

>>5019436
Kek at that damage control. You fucked up newfag. You humiliated yourself and it was really funny!

>>5019439
IAYC :^)

>>5019440
>I am your cuck
Yeah you are my cuck. Say it loud and say it proud lil cuck boy.

>>5019441
cringe :^)

Everyone please take note that the guy shitting up this thread is a literal newfag that fell for the barkbuddies troll bait 2 years after the fact.

If you understand this it is really easy to ignore. It's just some gay cuck fetish guy that got mad at dogs for no reason.

>>5019428
>>5019436
What the fuck basset man, we thought you were a spazz on adderall but it turns out you're really mentally ill?

Absolute amateur hour over here.

>>5019444
you are so out of your depth and element it's actually kinda sad

>>5019443
So far this is what i've sussed out from the hard evidence available

The guy shitting up the thread is one of the "barkbuddies" (basset), who, and correct me if i'm wrong, apparently aren't and weren't ever a club, and is actually a stupid circlejerk meme that roped 3 random regular /dog/ posters together because you liked their dogs, which was kind of shitty in itself. Basset is actually mentally ill and formed weird parasocial relationships with german shepherd and husky. He is also obsessed with anya's owner, who might be a zoophile or might be a really epic troll.

Now some other things are falling into place. German shepherd was accused of posting in a bestiality/furry thread and being a zoophile because of the barkbuddies/crash your truck AI gens which were blamed on him. But crash your truck refers to anyafag, who german shepherd is not obsessed with, but basset is, and basset has a parasocial thing going on with husky and german shepherd... you see what I'm getting at?

Poor leofag, you were accused of posting in /ff/ when it was actually this literally insane basset poster.

This parasocial schizo also suddenly admits he knows what goes on with /p/, and if he's obsessed with one barkbuddy, he might be obsessed with two... and might be on /p/ himself. holy shit. I'm so sorry. I believed you were a zoophile and so was the huskyfag. But it was probably either this guy or him falseflagging.

>>5019450
Barkbuddies was troll bait. I(Leoanon) was blog posting in a lot of /dog/ threads because everyone loved leo and the animal abuse spammer guy got really really mad because he hated blogposts. To troll him I came up with barkbook and barkbuddies. Heatheranon and marcieanon also played it up because they hate the animal abuse spammer guy as well.

This trolling culminated in the notorious "battle of the barkbuddies" where the beast guy spammed like 600 posts about my dog getting brutally murdered and having babies with pitbulls. We countered with incredible AI imagery and the likes. After his freakout he basically said you're all losers, fuck you and essentially stopped ruining the dog threads.

Please go on the archives and read this thread in pic if you want to know the truth about barkbuddies.

I HAVE NEVER POSTED ON TRASH. Someone wrote up some really sick stuff and posted it where he pretended to be me, which a guy was sprewding on p a while back, but only an idiot would fall for it considering how outspoken I am about animal abuse and my behavior in these threads.

>>5019451
>I HAVE NEVER POSTED ON TRASH
I can believe that now, but clearly someone who had AI generated memes of /dog/ posters dogs saying "crash your truck" did. HMM.

>>5019454
If it was in the thread where that guy was pretending to be me the faker guy may very well have linked the post to /dog/ to start drama and bring attention to a post that was basically ignored(lol).

>basset schizo obsessed with heatherchad, tried to frame leochad for bestiality, caught on desu ruining /dog/ cat schizo style, rambled about thinking heatherchad was a psychic black mage
/dog/ be better than daytime tv nigguhs

>>5019220
Cool dog

>>5019378
I love huskies though!

>>5019424
Lmao, wtf is this?

>>5019461
>meds: taken
>sanity: returned

>>5019461
Dog pile this cunt

>>5019458
No. I highly, highly doubt he was the one fabricating the posts on trash. We were always chill and never had beef. There's no motive unless he just did it out of insanity, but I don't think he is actually THAT crazy. It was probably cat schizo/beast spammer guy.

>>5019461
Nice bandana, cute dog. :D

>>5019458
Nonesense. It’s actually discord trannies blackmailing me for trolling them.

>>5019465
Thank you wvlf brother.

>>5019466
That one guy was lying about literally everything and anything in extreme desperation to kill /dog/ I wouldn't be suprised if he was pretending to be you.

Not smart enough and too narcissistic to get away with it.

My puppy is 7 months now and he and my 2 year old dog are now best friends and play constantly
I was worried they'd hate each other but I guess not
Still, my dog shows some resource guarding over his favourite bone

>>5019479
Beautiful to hear! How do they play together?

>>5019468
I'm not lying. The desuarchive shit is damning as fuck.

Hopefully the great noticing makes this guy calm down
And marcie is still alive

>>5019481
One will suddenly adopt a posture and when the other sees they start a showdown
Their tails start wagging, one will start pawing the ground and then one of them bolts at the other whilst the other turns around and runs
Then they take turns chasing after each other, jumping at and pawing each other whilst yapping
They're only 9 kg but seeing them play reminds me of the big dogs I used to see at the park who i wasn't sure if they were playing or attacking each other

>>5019464
What if those posts werent fabricated and a /dog/ regular is on /trash/ obsessing over anya as he usually does

>>5019482
You're maybe a different guy. It's a little confusing. The guy larping as a farmer the other day.

Here is my educated guess.
He did NOT frame me on trash. He was responding after he was notified to the post. I am 100% sure about this.

I would also say there is a non zero chance that someone else was actually framing him after picking up on his crazy person posting.

Also a non-zero chance that he was being a maniac, but that's whatever I am a maniac occasionally as well. I've seen way worse on /dog/.

>>5019488
The /trash/ shit was 100% before he got caught spammin’ i think this guy is just crazy especially about anyone he was in that telegram with

>>5019491
Marcieanon is crazy, but he's a real one. Been a long while since he posted, which is kinda strange and has me second guessing things.

I'm just glad I got at least one person to understand that the trolls are trying to flip the script with the zoo allegations. Very gross and very annoying.

>>5019491
>he’s not a paracasual entity of questionable canon
Ngmi

wtf happened to /dog/

>>5019527
It'll pass. Someone got really really angry at some silly dogs.

>>5019527
A regular got caught spamming his own thread and people questioned what else he did while he had a meltdown and blamed everything on another less regular poster who he hates for some reason

he’s been spamming for about a week

>>5019532
There are spammahs and there are trollers as well. Consider that one for a moment.

Were here
>>4979387
>>4979387
>>4979387

>>5019550
i do not wish to redeem, rejeesh

>>5019551
Saar

>>5019552
benchod

Hopefully, Shadow has learned not to play in the snow

How would you fix Shadow?

>>5019556
Make more dog friends

>>5019556
Nothing to fix he's already elite

>>5019556
Return him to mexico/rescue him from the pound

>>5019559
>he’s elite
At biting strangers

>The half-life of Seroquel (quetiapine) is approximately 6-7 hours
Sorry nu/dog/

What caused the furry fandom and why is it overwhelmingly white?

>>5019563
Pure autism

>>5019563
Disney unironically

>>5019563
It's a modern perversion of Indo-European spirit animal ritual. The Koryos were bands of young men cast out into the wilderness as initiation. Their survival depended on forming literal wolf packs and behaving in a savage, feral manner to learn to integrate their shadow. They'd conduct rituals where they'd wear wolf pelts and howl, the whole bit. European culture retained aspects of this ritual throughout history. Viking berserkers, Spartans being cast out into the wild, Roman Legionaires wearing animal pelts of the lands they conquered, etc. Europeans have just always had a thing for dressing up as animals to draw from inner, primal strength. The furry movement itself was originally just autists dressing up like cartoon animals for the lols but then joos infiltrated it and made it a weird sex thing like they always do, to corrupt it and deprive us of a way of drawing upon spiritual strength.TLDR is that furries made it uncool to dress up like an animal, even though that's just an important part of Aryan spirituality.

>>5019563
For some reason furries are all finance bros, pilots and engineers, most seem to have piles of disposable income and come from upper middle class backgrounds. Disney is likely the issue as that is their drug of choice and the animators at Disney were themselves furries during the period where many of the early modern furfags were approaching adolescence.

There’s a down the rabbit hole video on it that’s pretty concise.

>>5019563
not sure what spawned them but theyve been around the internet since day 1

>>5019563
It naturally gatekeeps most browns out of it because you need SOME artistic talent and or money.

>>5019556
Hey cute dog.

>>5019570
This used to be true before AI

I love a cat surviving despite all odds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYcZlhcluY

>>5019555
>>5019556
Parasocial loonery

>>5019563
Attention seeking due to lack of resulting controversy

Yeah, I’m thinking its all one guy.

Anyways furries are white because furries need free time and money, and whites exhibit less sexual shame. Nonwhites are disproportionately trans and white trannies are disproportionately visible. Its probably because we have the biggest dicks (when self reported lengths are disregarded) so we’re just more open about it due to chad energy.

>>5019572
>AI coincided with the rise of feral furs
>most zoophiles are brown and always have been but they’re not activists about it
the spirit of the colombian donkey village will never die

>>5019573
>cat surviving despite all odds

awooing

golden retriever

>>5019574
Agreed

>>5019574
Thats literally why I fumbled posting on brazilian imageboards

>>5019567
Is eye twitching caused by spirits playing with our eyelids?
And random pain caused by spirits?

full moon outside tonight boys AROOOOO

Cat officer standing in his darn neck
https://youtu.be/Sm4XwnseNVg?si=NgxpgZynMZwLMyTr

What did they mean by this?

>>5019581
SOVL

I think aliens bred us like we bred dogs

>>5019585
Man has spent the past 20,000 years turning dogs into faithful companions

There's still a shitload of anons here and /an/ is more popular than it has been but there's also more shills pushing agendas. Actual conversations barely happen anymore because everyone is in a constant state of battle with one another.

>>5019588
You want to talk about how based the humble GSD is?

Answer the call. Tom

Cats and dogs are sacred in paganism

My first dog I got when I was 17 was a German Shepherd

My grandpa had a German shepherd he was kinda mean I was hella scared of him when I was a kid.

Why did they make Krypto some ragedy ass white dog? Should've been a Husky or German Shepherd.

Did Hitler care about his German shepherd?

>>5019602
>lost every single war and got cucked so hard he had to poison his german shepherd
No

>>5019593
>tom? r u there tom? is leochad listening? i love you leochad you always do such cool stuff haha is marcie here?

>>5019603
my bad big dawg, im firing from the hip.

>>5019604
These made up names like tom and leo might as well be harry fucking potter with the way these nuts talk about them.

Poodle and German Shepherd are the same species lmao

>>5019608
I like poodles and german shepherds a lot. I think they have fairly different temperments, but yeah they are basically the same dog.

So close to nu keep it goin spammy!

>>5019611
ENT looks like THAT?

>>5019606
Leo is a real dog, but also consider how I have not shared the names of my other 6 dogs. Thank you.

>>5019611
>retard just doxed his mother

Punt bassets into the wastebasket
Defenstrate a basset hound out the third story overlook
Crossbreed bassets with male pomeranians

>>5019612
Who is Alice larson? Is this a new puppy I missed in the spam wars?

>>5019614
What was it?

>>5019612
Is this the nuqueen of dog?

>>5019618
the houndfag spammer doxed his mom

>>5019618
>>5019616
Spamming cunt accidentally autofilled the name field kek!

Bros... NOT LIKE THIS. OH GOD NO!

german shepherd are the most loyal and disciplined breed of dogs ever

Breed bassets to have longer legs and pointy ears
Breed bassets that are more energetic and intelligent
Introduce saddleback coats into the basset gene pool

My family had a german shepherd and she would bap me on the head and lick me to wake me up every morning lol. I miss her. I also would read books outside and she would run over sometimes and put her head on my lap.

>>5019616
>>5019622
Kindly delete this. Thank you.

Floppy hound bitches are made for pointy herding dog STVDs

*sigh* guess mods will have to remove it

>>5019628
I deleted the one just for you my sweet queen.

goodnight .-.

>>5019629
Haha cute dog.

>>5019633
Goodnight nuqueen

>>5019604
Goodnight.

Good morning.

Good morning potato dog.

Dobermans are sexy

Huskoids have broken it off with houndoids

Now poodles are the new hotness

>>5019776
When you pair a dog that isn't a yes man with a dog that is, does the chad dog train the incel dog?

>>5019776
Wow cute dogs! We were watching over a poodle for a while as well.

>>5019777
huskies are natural leaders. even when lesser beings seethe at them, they can't stay away.

>>5019789
>russian_married_couple.jpg
meanwhile in east germany

Been watching CherryHoggs and he is a good trainer. He BTFOs e-collar/prong collar fags. He also BTFOs positive only Karens. He keeps it simple, if you're dog doesn't view you as the highest form of dopamine you're a cuck who will have no control over your dog. This dude has 30 man off-leash dog walks he's literally a GOAT. No, I'm not a paid shill just someone who used his training methods and now my dog is off-leash on our walks unless some Karen gives me the stank eye and "I'm going to call the police" look.

>>5019789
Huskies are naturally collectivistic and hyper pack oriented. Unlike Hovndchads.

Fuck my Boricua ass

>>5019563
The white man loves animals.

Is ear cropping cruel if its done proffessionally with anasthesia?

>>5019800
Think of how long ear injuries take to heal in dogs, and how much pain they are in. It's the same shit but done to a puppy for aesthetic reasons. Just stay away.

>>5019794
cherryhoggs is an instagram influencer and ebook writer because he can't hold up to peer review and he has to cherry pick his content because dominance theory has consequences. dogs quickly and easily fail out of dominance theory training if they don't have the right temperament for it.

these snake oil trainers promise to fix any dog but they never tell you about the dogs they couldn't fix. any real trainer will publicly admit that there is no such thing as a universal training method.

FAGsky kek!!!

>>5019800
>Is purposely and needlessly mutilating dogs cruel?
Yes, same goes for tail docking.

FAGset kek!!!

>>5019802
Facts. Train the dog in front of you.

Dangerous dogs need punishment and control.
Appeasing dogs need leadership and guidance.
Independent dogs need habit building and confidence.
Highly prey driven dogs can not be off leash period.

There is no "HOW TO TRAIN ANY DOG". You will never see a fix-all trainer walking every sort of breed. They will have a pack of central euro shepherds, or a pack of huskies, or a pack of bullies and gun dogs. But you will never, ever see a fix-all snake oil trainer walking a hound, a husky, a shepherd, a collie, a sighthound, a pitbull, and an akbash all at once. It's not possible with a single method.

>>5019795
It's very cool Bateman but that's nothing. Look at this.

FAGperd kek!!!

>>5019806
>dog breeders for 40,000 years: these dogs are highly specialized and require a certain lifestyle. if you can not provide the life, you can not provide for the dog.
>dog trainers on the internet for 5 years: i'm the fookin alfa im the alfa mate i can control any mutt just buy me book and subscribe to me patreon. you want an exotic purebred? buy it cunt. and then buy me ebook.

‘lloids and ‘koids dying out

Whats lloids precious, whats lloid?

>>5019814
>>5019813
How do you manage to own an aussie and post this shit all day? I own a chihuahua and 3 hours of 4chan is too much

>>5019815
discord plus phone plus computer plus cookies

>>5019815
His dog is depressed from being molested

Whats 4chan pass precious, whats 4chan pass?

I bought the pass. Respect me

Cane’s

>Be bassetfag
>Get caught when anon notices your posts are 1 minute and 0-10 seconds apart all in a row
>buy a 4chan pass so you can make your posts less than a minute apart
>electrocute your dogs to keep them in line while you put 90% of your attention on /dog/
lol

Kekini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAj3tClk3qI
why are they like this?

>>5019461
I have never seen an aussie make this face. Did you drug her?

Also, please confirm that your basset is alive.

>Yeah, post #5019826, I need his IP
>We’ll get it you by lunch
>Get it done, asap

Its still up lol

https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5019210/#5019611

Why yes I like chihuahuas, how could you tell?

>>5019843
https://voca.ro/1osmPZ85JyvX

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>5019829
I dont think the basset is alive bros

>>5019378
Protip: this cunt is paleoschizo and he posts on /p/ as cANON.

There i said it

>water runs downhill?!? no WAYYY!!!!
average /dog/ intelligence

>>5019851
Damn newfags will newfag.

He is cinefag on /p/.

Ken rockwell is cANON/doghair, dumbass.

>>5019851
Nah, hes just a questionable character in the lore who kept in contact with telegram husky owners for “updates”.

>>5019860
he is 100% a DF

I’m really scared of huskies I live in Houston btw and I’m gay

>>5019461
>>5019873
>fox 26
>local Houston news
Checks out. Got em

>large (80lb+)
>easy care super short coat (like a dane or boxer)
>not droopy not jowly not drooly
>no smash no slammed
>low to medium energy
>sociable

what dog would this be. I'm thinking like a shaved newfoundland, or a great dane if they weren't drooplords. maybe a huge doberman? but they're pretty intense and high energy(?).

Leo did a great job sitting and staying while I took my first large format pictures of him. I chose to work with some b&w 4x5 film before moving up to 8x10. I love this pic! We earned it! :D

I just scanned this with my phone, which is why it isn't very sharp, but you can still tell it is in focus!
I may upload the scanned version later when the film dries.

>>5019878
>greyhound
bit aloof but friendly

>amstaff (xl variants)
can be a social w/ proper outlets

>lab mix
could drool, depends on the line/type

>>5019880
right ear hair follicle B8 out of focus
photo discarded

>>5019878
It’s hard to find an 80lb dog without loose flews and drool, most dogs of that size have significant Mastiff lineage. Maybe a Chinook that was on the larger end or larger sighthound breeds.

>>5019878
Wooly Obelisk Hound

Bred to stand in doorways

>>5019897
Kek! Its kino

>>5019878
Malamute

>>5019885
Im sorry. We will do better next time.

>>5019903
>>5019880
So this is the power of spending thousands of dollars on cameras

>>5019878
Malamute/big husky. They are the only large dogs that are friendly without being gross.

>>5019903
This dog reminds me of Mel Gibson. Its in his demeanor and expression. I can hear and see him shouting racial epithets at me.

Gentlemen, BEHOLD
>>5019907
>>5019907
>>5019907

>>5019878
The shiloh shepherd and north american indian dog were bred to fulfill this duty, anon-san.

>>5019909
>early nu
Psychogang acquires a new target!

>>5019904
Well it is part of it, yeah, but these are just scanned with my phone, so maybe 10-20% of the true quality. 4MB is not enough to really see the quality of a 400MB scan.
The lens was expensive, but Im using a camera you can buy for like 250-300 dollars for these shots. Lighting setup and backdrop were pretty expensive, but you could recreate the same light for less, probably.

Photography is not complete until you have a print, and you can make beautiful 40+ inch prints in a darkroom with 4x5 film if you wanted! Now I simply must scan one of my pics to share! Theyll be dry in a couple hours.

I took this pic with a really fun soft focus lens, the legendary imagon. It adds a really pleasing glow to the brighter parts of the image.

>>5019906
Thank you. It is true. He hasnt been cast in any movies yet, thankfully.

>>5019802
But he doesn't use dominance. Nice try reddit boy

>>5019563
Germanic genes

>>5019909
>schizo thread
Nah, let the shepherd guy make it that one is cursed

>>5019915
Make a non cursed nu. The nu maid needs it

>>5019995
>>5019996
It seems to me you are spamming that thread because you got made fun of by the OP.

>>5019998
>schizo thread
Point in case, get this man his meds, stat!

>>5019915
Leofag bake nu pls

Dogtography was a success

We need more dogtography less ai bait slop threads in the catty log

>>5020008
>>5020004
>>5019996
If the nu one gets deleted I will consider. I need to see if my negatives are dried so I can scan them before using as OP image.

Hi everyone,

I'm here to share what happened to my dog Nitro (15 kg mixed breed neutered male of 6 years) and get some insight or reassurance. Maybe it helps someone going through something similar.
The issue:

Last week, Nitro started licking his penis excessively. I checked the area and noticed the urethral opening (the hole where pee comes out) was red and slightly open. There was no discharge, he was acting normal, eating, drinking, and active, but he was licking himself too much.

The vet checked his urine — no blood, no proteins, no signs of a urinary tract infection (UTI) — and diagnosed local inflammation of the penis, likely due to irritation from licking or mild external infection.
The treatment:

The vet prescribed prednisolone (a corticosteroid) for 6 days:

20 mg once daily for 3 days

10 mg once daily for the next 3 days

I was also told to use a cone to stop him from licking, which I did.
The problem:

By day 4 I was at my limit with the side effects, Nitro was:

Drinking water constantly

Peeing every hour and a half

Having accidents even with outdoor breaks

The vet checked that the inflamation had gone down so she recommended that i take the cone off to check if he continues to lick (which he does)

My current concern:

It's been 3 days since his last dose of prednisolone but:

He’s still drinking a lot

He still needs to pee every 2–3 hours

If I go 4 hours without taking him out, he pees in his male dog diaper

I’m worried these side effects are not going away

I know prednisolone can take a few days to wear off, but I can’t help fearing it's something worse.
My questions:

Is it normal for side effects like thirst and frequent urination to last this long?

How many days does it usually take for a dog to return to normal after stopping prednisolone?