>>5019688 (OP)
>BULKED SHIT MAXXING
>MOGGING FROG NIGGERS
>BULLDOZING LOW INCOME MARSH HOUSING
>SMASHING BBW BEETLE GYAT ON TAP
>FANUM TAXING MOTHERFUCKING SISYPHUS
>OTHER BEETLES AIN'T GOT THE METHOD, NEWGENS TRYIN' CAP RIZZ BUT THEIR BALLS TOO SOFT
>WATCH ME STEAMROLL BITCH
>I'M BALLING SO HARD THEY CALL ME KATAMARI DYNASTY, CUZ I'M ROYALTY NIGGER

>>5019692
Lion is a dog cat, tiger is a cat cat

>>5019697
based hippo showing that handbag whos boss

>>5019690
you can't tell me that bird didn't just spawn in

>>5019690

>>5019730
>>5019690
Do you think they do this because they think it's food or are they doing it to avert possible danger (maybe from nest too).
The thing makes a TON of really unnatural noises so I'd say it's the latter.

>>5019731
i look like this

>>5019691
If I met one of these guys in the wild, I'd be stoked.

>>5019688 (OP)
>na, na na na na na na naa, Katamari Damacy!

>>5019750
They don't like their brood being recorded

>>5019688 (OP)
seeing bugs 2-3x the size of frogs is always so weird
there are instances where it's 50-100x the size also but this is just so strange
it makes frogs so empathetic, moreso than normal, because of the contrast
I quite like it. I wonder if there are any large bugs/small frogs you can keep in the same tank without the bugs killing the frogs?

>>5019691
Couldn't one of those things be mistaken for the nes lake monster or some ocean cryptoid creature ? I don't know how big they are tho

>>5020009
>empathy for frogs
they're literal flesh automatons. walking mouths
they don't even process what they're looking at unless it moves

>>5020080
most homunculi of your species also share the same barely sentient stimuli reactions as their day to day matter of course

>>5019694
Mind flayer's living head
Alternatively, an aquatic variant of those shield-eating things from A Link to the Past

>>5019688 (OP)
Wait dung bettles walk upside down and backwards when they roll their balls?

>>5020334
cant belive they superglued his eyes

>>5020302
yes? you ever touch grass before, cityslicker

>>5019750
It’s territorial. Wedge tailed eagles are especially notorious for aggression and knocking drones out of the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapAEOFXkVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNJhNGnuNPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UtVsRIe9H8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qYsDd4U0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpiuxcztgE

>>5020377
>that’s not even all of them
Why the fuck is there a million videos of this one species in particular trying to kill drones? What is their problem

>>5020383
>There can only be one apex predator of the skies.
>Sorry human
Get KWAB'ED

>>5019807
Dung beetles actually were the inspiration for the game, y'know.

>>5019691
Eels are snakes

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>5020079
Pretty much all "cryptids" are just people poorly describing animals we already know exist

>>5020572
>Pretty much all "cryptids" are just people poorly describing animals we already know exist
you say that as if "cryptid" doesn't mean "described animal not recognized by science"

>>5020586
>described animal not recognized by the viewer
FTFY

>>5020332
>filename not how do you do fellow kids
missed opportunity

>>5019691
This is literally just some guys hand in a sock

>>5019692
> miscegenation
Should be illegal

>>5019693
underated

>>5020302
it's so they can leave all that shit behind them
if you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing

>>5020861
Pretty sure both the Tiger and the Lion are males

>>5020754
>turn based combat.webm

>>5019690
Bro fucking styled on him

>>5020943

>>5020955
>are you weasling, son?

>>5020777
what the fuck is his problem?

>>5020938
>11 women
>0 ass
Grim

>>5020943
>>5020983

>>5021051
Dude...what

>>5019691
reason #1043219234 that I am never going in to the fucking ocean

>>5019825
don't fuck with oinkers. also why are black bears such scaredy cats?

>>5020777
He's just like me.

>>5020776
What is that bird? Cuz it or a similar species used to divebomb the fuck outta me when I was a kid.

>>5021086
I think it's a magpie

>>5020938
After this the dog went to the vet by himself and asked to be put down

>>5021101
It's a pit bull. It probably just tore off it's own leg and beat a toddler to death with it before bleeding out.

>>5020333
I want to taste that scrimp

>>5021110
it's probably boisonous tho

>>5020776
>>5021086
>>5021091
Looks like a mockingbird. They attack all sorts of things around here

>>5021112
It is a mockingbird, I've got a pair next to my house that constantly harass the vultures.

>>5021122
dafuq is their major malfunction, as a species that is

>>5021124
kek birds are tarded

>>5019692
I like how the lion immediately leans back after he realizes its faggotry is being recorded
cute closet case

>>5021123
Highly teritorial, they're known to attack cats and dogs, sometimes humans. They're also smart like crows and can learn to differentiate humans and know which are a threat.

>>5021127

>>5021102
>It's a pit bull
Nah that's a Staffy.

>>5020754
>>5020931
bro used all his ap on movement and ended his turn in melee range, straight inting

>>5021179
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg moooooOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!

>>5020776
>>5021086
>divebomb the fuck outta me when I was a kid.
>>5021124
What is the evolutionary advantage of being a fucking cunt?

>>5020777
>shove them

>>5020080
>noooo you can't have empathy for frogs!!!!
normal people can empathize with literally anything retard, lol

>>5020602
is this a joke or are you illiterate

>>5021185
is it doing that on purpose...?

>>5021156
Reminds me of my marriage.

>>5021238
What a dumb animal

>>5021049
/an/ webm needs a rule against posting AI generated content

>>5021156
It's funny that the birb on the left is significantly more intelligent than the borb on the right

>>5021331
The irony is that intelligence is often exactly what makes animals act like spastic retards.

>>5021334
Which is why humans need less intellegence

>>5021122
>>5021112
I'm not sure it is. I looked up pictures of mockingbirds and they don't look like the ones I was talking about in >>5021086. Maybe >>5020776 is a mockingbird but not the ones that used to make me run through fields and away from trees to avoid them.
These were black birds with a white stripe on each wing, more similar to >>5021091 but I don't think that kind of magpie lives in America. The black billed magpie has blue-green wings.

>>5020776
>>5021375
>The northern mockingbird has gray to brown upper feathers and a paler belly. Its tail and wings have white patches which are visible in flight.

>>5021397
Beautiful though it may be, the bird I had issues with was black. Not grey. Not brown. Not a pale belly. It could still very well be a mockingbird but I remember it being entirely black. Except for the white on each wing

>>5021086
Mockingbird

>>5021198
>What is the evolutionary advantage of being a fucking cunt?
The hawk is a threat to not only chicks but also grown birds so they'll harass them to try and drive them away.

>>5021614
>shadman

>>5021236
BRUH

>>5020080
So you both have a lot in common then

>>5021614
why won't bears let me pet them

>>5021315
Agreed

>>5021315
>>5021717
Is it AI-generated?
To me it just looks like a filter (like what they use to post movie clips without triggering copyright detection)

>>5021124
Wag tails will fuck your shit up

>>5021033
What do you think the sea lion learned about the tegu?

>>5021707
You just know.

>>5021722
reverse medusa type situation where you need to stare back otherwise you die

>>5021707
>ivanka-and-jared.webm

>>5021708
Good boy

>>5021315
>watch some videos about animals
>get recommendations with obviously ai generated baby animals
>comments are full of retards that dont see it
>some comments are completely unrelated
>90% of the comments are probably bots or indians
i really dont like what the internet has become

>>5021221
No, it is being mindcontrolled and psyopped by a content creator

>>5020334
it's over

>>5021802
Lol

>>5021707
Cute pige

>>5020080
Frog vids are the best because they're so fucking stupid.

>>5020572
Actually the majority of "cryptids" are people just openly lying for attention. About 0.1% of these accounts are just normal animals.

>>5020778
I've never seen a baby black squirrel. Very cute.

>>5021868
And they've never seen their dads.