Thread 5019688

>>5019688 (OP)
>BULKED SHIT MAXXING
>MOGGING FROG NIGGERS
>BULLDOZING LOW INCOME MARSH HOUSING
>SMASHING BBW BEETLE GYAT ON TAP
>FANUM TAXING MOTHERFUCKING SISYPHUS
>OTHER BEETLES AIN'T GOT THE METHOD, NEWGENS TRYIN' CAP RIZZ BUT THEIR BALLS TOO SOFT
>WATCH ME STEAMROLL BITCH
>I'M BALLING SO HARD THEY CALL ME KATAMARI DYNASTY, CUZ I'M ROYALTY NIGGER

>>5019692
Lion is a dog cat, tiger is a cat cat

>>5019697
based hippo showing that handbag whos boss

>>5019690
you can't tell me that bird didn't just spawn in

>>5019730
>>5019690
Do you think they do this because they think it's food or are they doing it to avert possible danger (maybe from nest too).
The thing makes a TON of really unnatural noises so I'd say it's the latter.

>>5019731
i look like this

>>5019691
If I met one of these guys in the wild, I'd be stoked.

>>5019688 (OP)
>na, na na na na na na naa, Katamari Damacy!

>>5019750
They don't like their brood being recorded

>>5019688 (OP)
seeing bugs 2-3x the size of frogs is always so weird
there are instances where it's 50-100x the size also but this is just so strange
it makes frogs so empathetic, moreso than normal, because of the contrast
I quite like it. I wonder if there are any large bugs/small frogs you can keep in the same tank without the bugs killing the frogs?

>>5019691
Couldn't one of those things be mistaken for the nes lake monster or some ocean cryptoid creature ? I don't know how big they are tho

>>5020009
>empathy for frogs
they're literal flesh automatons. walking mouths
they don't even process what they're looking at unless it moves

>>5020080
most homunculi of your species also share the same barely sentient stimuli reactions as their day to day matter of course

>>5019694
Mind flayer's living head
Alternatively, an aquatic variant of those shield-eating things from A Link to the Past

>>5019688 (OP)
Wait dung bettles walk upside down and backwards when they roll their balls?

>>5020334
cant belive they superglued his eyes

>>5020302
yes? you ever touch grass before, cityslicker

>>5019750
It’s territorial. Wedge tailed eagles are especially notorious for aggression and knocking drones out of the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapAEOFXkVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNJhNGnuNPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UtVsRIe9H8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qYsDd4U0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpiuxcztgE

>>5020377
>that’s not even all of them
Why the fuck is there a million videos of this one species in particular trying to kill drones? What is their problem

>>5020383
>There can only be one apex predator of the skies.
>Sorry human
Get KWAB'ED

>>5019807
Dung beetles actually were the inspiration for the game, y'know.

>>5019691
Eels are snakes

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>5020079
Pretty much all "cryptids" are just people poorly describing animals we already know exist

>>5020572
>Pretty much all "cryptids" are just people poorly describing animals we already know exist
you say that as if "cryptid" doesn't mean "described animal not recognized by science"

>>5020586
>described animal not recognized by the viewer
FTFY

>>5020332
>filename not how do you do fellow kids
missed opportunity

>>5019691
This is literally just some guys hand in a sock

>>5019692
> miscegenation
Should be illegal

>>5019693
underated

>>5020302
it's so they can leave all that shit behind them
if you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing

>>5020861
Pretty sure both the Tiger and the Lion are males

>>5020754
>turn based combat.webm

>>5019690
Bro fucking styled on him

>>5020955
>are you weasling, son?

>>5020777
what the fuck is his problem?

>>5020938
>11 women
>0 ass
Grim

>>5020943
>>5020983

>>5021051
Dude...what

>>5019691
reason #1043219234 that I am never going in to the fucking ocean

>>5019825
don't fuck with oinkers. also why are black bears such scaredy cats?

>>5020777
He's just like me.

>>5020776
What is that bird? Cuz it or a similar species used to divebomb the fuck outta me when I was a kid.

>>5021086
I think it's a magpie

>>5020938
After this the dog went to the vet by himself and asked to be put down

>>5021101
It's a pit bull. It probably just tore off it's own leg and beat a toddler to death with it before bleeding out.

>>5020333
I want to taste that scrimp

>>5021110
it's probably boisonous tho

>>5020776
>>5021086
>>5021091
Looks like a mockingbird. They attack all sorts of things around here

>>5021112
It is a mockingbird, I've got a pair next to my house that constantly harass the vultures.

>>5021122
dafuq is their major malfunction, as a species that is

>>5021124
kek birds are tarded

>>5019692
I like how the lion immediately leans back after he realizes its faggotry is being recorded
cute closet case

>>5021123
Highly teritorial, they're known to attack cats and dogs, sometimes humans. They're also smart like crows and can learn to differentiate humans and know which are a threat.

>>5021102
>It's a pit bull
Nah that's a Staffy.

>>5020754
>>5020931
bro used all his ap on movement and ended his turn in melee range, straight inting

>>5021179
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg moooooOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!

>>5020776
>>5021086
>divebomb the fuck outta me when I was a kid.
>>5021124
What is the evolutionary advantage of being a fucking cunt?

>>5020777
>shove them

>>5020080
>noooo you can't have empathy for frogs!!!!
normal people can empathize with literally anything retard, lol

>>5020602
is this a joke or are you illiterate

>>5021185
is it doing that on purpose...?

>>5021156
Reminds me of my marriage.

>>5021238
What a dumb animal

>>5021049
/an/ webm needs a rule against posting AI generated content

>>5021156
It's funny that the birb on the left is significantly more intelligent than the borb on the right

>>5021331
The irony is that intelligence is often exactly what makes animals act like spastic retards.

>>5021334
Which is why humans need less intellegence

>>5021122
>>5021112
I'm not sure it is. I looked up pictures of mockingbirds and they don't look like the ones I was talking about in >>5021086. Maybe >>5020776 is a mockingbird but not the ones that used to make me run through fields and away from trees to avoid them.
These were black birds with a white stripe on each wing, more similar to >>5021091 but I don't think that kind of magpie lives in America. The black billed magpie has blue-green wings.

>>5020776
>>5021375
>The northern mockingbird has gray to brown upper feathers and a paler belly. Its tail and wings have white patches which are visible in flight.

>>5021397
Beautiful though it may be, the bird I had issues with was black. Not grey. Not brown. Not a pale belly. It could still very well be a mockingbird but I remember it being entirely black. Except for the white on each wing

>>5021086
Mockingbird

>>5021198
>What is the evolutionary advantage of being a fucking cunt?
The hawk is a threat to not only chicks but also grown birds so they'll harass them to try and drive them away.

>>5021614
>shadman

>>5021236
BRUH

>>5020080
So you both have a lot in common then

>>5021614
why won't bears let me pet them

>>5021315
Agreed

>>5021315
>>5021717
Is it AI-generated?
To me it just looks like a filter (like what they use to post movie clips without triggering copyright detection)

>>5021124
Wag tails will fuck your shit up

>>5021033
What do you think the sea lion learned about the tegu?

>>5021707
You just know.

>>5021722
reverse medusa type situation where you need to stare back otherwise you die

>>5021707
>ivanka-and-jared.webm

>>5021708
Good boy

>>5021315
>watch some videos about animals
>get recommendations with obviously ai generated baby animals
>comments are full of retards that dont see it
>some comments are completely unrelated
>90% of the comments are probably bots or indians
i really dont like what the internet has become

>>5021221
No, it is being mindcontrolled and psyopped by a content creator

>>5020334
it's over

>>5021802
Lol

>>5021707
Cute pige

>>5020080
Frog vids are the best because they're so fucking stupid.

>>5020572
Actually the majority of "cryptids" are people just openly lying for attention. About 0.1% of these accounts are just normal animals.

>>5020778
I've never seen a baby black squirrel. Very cute.

>>5021868
And they've never seen their dads.

>>5021862
ai or chinese?

>>5021964
Chinese. This is one of their patented abuse animals for views videos.

>>5021863
bro come on give him one don't just leave him hanging like that

>>5019825
russia vs ukraine

>>5020983
how often does the "not reacting to chargin" work out? Because it seems alot of animals puss out if you just don't start running away

>>5020776
on their way to final destination

>>5021762
my man!

>>5020777
beansprouts are more delicious than cucumbers, i don't blame him

>>5021961
his gluttony sickens me

>>5022070
brehs....

>>5022129
You don't know what a beansprout is.

>>5022136
fucking love border collies.

>>5021221
he was cursed by the Gods to do it forever

>>5022392
Love that one how they both react

>>5021221
Don't underestimate the IQ of crabs

>>5021543
the mexicans are white people and the cow is all minorities

>>5021860
i miss my min pin so much... he'd constantly escape the backyard with a 6ft+ high fence

>>5021127
I think that's a crow and they do this shit for adrenaline fun, they also do the same thing against cats, it's YOLO's version of crows.

>>5021315
That's not aI the ai doesn't have that level of physics complexity, it's just a retarded filter.

>>5022389
i like the hamsters little feets

>>5022727
tsuchinoko if he hueal

>>5022727
was that a snake???

>>5022526
Lol

>>5022732
yeah, from the looks of it from that buldge about half way through its system, it recently ate.

>>5022136
i wonder what this bro is thinking

>>5022747
>CHRIST, I THINK I LEFT THE KETTLE ON!

>>5022072
>mermaid ensnaring its latest victim.webm

>>5019698
They see me rollin' they hatin'

>>5022846
very cute

>>5019690
A couple years ago a red kite killed my RC P-40 mid-air. It was unironically pretty sick and I managed to put it back together. I wish it was a hawk so I could say my Warhawk was shot down by a hawk kek

>>5022732
Yeah it’s a green anaconda. Those people got in a lot of trouble and may have killed it if this is the same one I’m thinking about

>>5022898
The woke left wants you to belive T-Rex turned into this

>>5022925
T-Rex more like T-Rex
Trannysaurs LOST

>>5021668
Bears are not something you want to pet. I've seen well fed, "tamed" bears that have spent their entire lives raised by humans, suddenly snap and maul someone for 0 reason. They are retarded and incapable of love. You are 1000x safer chilling with tigers or gorillas because they at least use basic logic to determine whether to kill you.

>>5022953
>Bears are not something you want to pet
Wrong

>>5022953
I'll stick with wanting to pet a cheetah

>>5022953
>They are retarded and incapable of love.
makes sense they are synonymous with Russia

>>5022900
you think that female lion would let him stick his ...

>>5020988
I love this webm so much

>>5022846
Is it drowning and the parents are trying to save it?

>>5022747
He's calculating the trajectory of the balloon

>>5022727
>John Voight wink.webm

>>5022953
The big cats they let you pet are notoriously drugged out of their mind

>>5023011
Maybe, if it is in heat. It's a bad idea however because Lions do have oral sex and his cock would probably be grazed and accidentally ripped off

>>5023070
>Lions do have oral sex
fr?

>>5023198
The lionesses often lets the lion know she wants to mate by 'gently' biting his testicles until he complies.

>>5022899
wish these niggas weren't so tasty

>>5023276
>gulping little shit suddenly doesn't like vacuums

>>5022032
The prerequisite information has already been supplied to you.

>>5023297
Lol

>>5023011
Kill yourself, furnigger.

>>5020988
>film of a film
why

>>5023533
you will never be a cat

>>5023533
How do dogs jump over fences and stuff like that where they barely clear it without being terrified that they'll get their dick caught on the lip

>>5023639
they can retract it

>>5022534
as i understand it, head grooming is submission to rabbits. so this is an alpha bun situation

>>5023652
>alpha bun

>>5023533
>0:54
Congratulations on whoever was able to train him to do that

>>5023281
Kek

>>5023654
>the diabetusmobile.

>>5023678
he just like me fr

>>5022068
kek

>>5022070
And of course it's a pair of cammo cargo pants folded there to the right.

>>5023647
you mean they can pull the sheath up toward their stomach?
because that's what's hanging down

>>5022898
Swiggity swooty

>>5023714
I hope that fish got to successfully mate, it earned it with that superb escape.

>>5021315
That isn't AI anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K3whyOIXpU

>>5023654
is the rabbit actually driving that car or is it like rc or a programmed route?

>>5023654
>this right here is my new lambo

>>5023712
Foo dogs be like:

>>5023714
Excellent composure from Mr. Fibsh, well done.

>>5023652
That situation is a cat developing a taste for Hassenpfeffer

>>5023782
coulda gone my whole life without seeing that

>>5023986
have you seen the frog

>>5020780
>Blue haired girl fondles big cock against her face

>>5023970
It's weird how much Japan looks like Italy.

>>5024014
Pretty sure that's not in nipland.

>>5022534
if the bunny was 20% smaller, would the cat eat it?

>>5023711
lmao what a retard

>>5024032
The only other place it could be is china.

>>5024071
>>5024032
>>5024014
It's Guiyang

>>5023711
snek is seething

>>5019698
YUHH YUHH YUH YEAUHHHHHH WHATEVER THE FUK THIS NIGGY SAID

>>5024156
jaaaaaaay :D
good ending, but I almost expected it to zoom out and there being an open gate right next to him

>>5019698
grok is this real?

>>5024156
retrieved!

>>5019692
Is this shopped? Serious question.

Why do they react so hard to things disappearing

>>5024251
Probably not.

>>5024276
big cat and big dog

>>5023970
This is what I feel like npcs in stealth games see when you use high ground to remain undetected and they're all just being polite pretending not to notice.

>>5024156
why are all of theese dogs fucking fat.no actually not fat - obese! ffs. walk your dog for at least 60 mins a day, that's nothing. if you ain't got an hour to play around with your bestie in a park or on a trail why even get it I the first place? Just buy a furry pillow for your couch.

>>5024263
>>5024265
My ancestors :)

>>5020821
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
*ting*

>>5023654
RIP Alex

>>5024476
sounds amazing

>>5024476
sounds awful

>>5024476
>no sound
::skull::

>>5024333
can it hang from trees with its tail?

>>5024476
I would like to stick my dick into her glacier and hear what sound it makes if you catch my drift

>>5024333
I thought they were bipeds

>>5024530
cozy

>>5024530
>yawning underwater
what's the point?

>>5021185
it's never going to make it

>>5021236
would have been more entertaining if it started zoomed out then slowly zoomed in on the cat

>>5022478
me when asking for directions

>>5023711
if you threw food in its mouth, will it drown?

>>5024476
thanks, i'm deaf now

>>5024523
not
>if you catch my glacial drift
one job

>>5024523
I did not catch it, can you elaborate please?

>>5024568
It would be extremely likely

>>5024476
most intelligent reddit reposter

>>5024156
i fully expected the camera to pan over and reveal an open gate right at the end

>>5024526
it's not the pokemon

>>5024611
it's a big snake

>>5024476
Oh, I get it; because no actual sound could be as cool as what our imagination creates! Neat!

>>5024683
For you.

>>5024476
Sounds like a plan!

>>5024543
He is tired dood

>>5023711
>>5024052
>>5024086
You see a retarded seething snek, I see a snek who figured out how to make himself an inner tube and is enjoying a river float

>>5024543
What's the point of yawning on land? Last I checked there was no scientific consensus, just a vague "erm more oxygenated blood to the brain perhaps????"

>>5024476
The most clever tourist

new thread
>>5025165

>>5024543
>>5024530
computer animated

>>5025167
boing