Thread 5019891

The tiger is singularly the most aesthetic animal in the animal kingdom, arguably the most beautiful thing ever created by nature

Bitch, please, stripes went out of style in the cave age.

Effortless arrogance beats aggressive exorbitance every time.

Effortless elegance beats aggressive exorbitance every time.

there's already several containment threads for you. post in one of them

sorry bud, eveytime I see tigers I can't help but think about those guys in Beetlejuice with the small heads

entai > raikou

>>5019891 (OP)
what about pomeranians?

Mike Tyson personified the tiger, even his name Ty--son, his style too and i'm sure he knows it full well

JUST

Okay.

This is why this car manufacturer chose the Lion.
Take a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_boHQ4LWc

Its like an engine.
The clear cut difference between a tiger roar and a lion roar is that a tiger roar tend to make people experience paralysis. The lion's roar is the opposite in that people report feeling almost invigorated and free.

Fuck tigers.

>>5020922
>a tiger roar tend to make people experience paralysis
That's just indians. If you eat meat (especially beef) tiger roars are nothing but noise. It's a poorly understood epigentic phenomenon. Humans develop into predators or prey depending on their diet.

but i feel eastern philosophy is better. Look at Japan, china. It seems to me eastern countries are better than the the west. *shrugs*. They even have high iq kek

>>5020941
>look at japan
Built on the slave labor of its own people. Their higher average IQ is comparable to that of... montana and north dakota. yes, really. It's just school attendance, socio-economic equality, and who actually gets tested.
>china
2/3s of the country is kept in enforced poverty by the hukou system. China's high IQ isn't even real. it's cherry picked data. Independent tests of regions the CCP didn't want tested show results in the 80s.
https://raceandiqmyths.blogspot.com/2016/11/low-iq-data-set-on-china-as-mentioned.html
Their accomplishments? Slave labor of their own people, just like how the US was built on crippled children and they had to deploy the military to stop workers from demanding better treatment.

With careful selection (ie: wealthy area, northern state) one could claim that white americans have an average IQ of 108-115, rather than the unsurprisingly population wide average of 100. Ashkenazi jews once pulled this trick to claim they were the real master race. Newspapers published it without shame, it was debunked, and there was no apology, it just disappeared and became a rumor among the rabble.

Any time a race is using IQ tests to claim superiority, doubt it.

>>5020941
Western philosophy was unfortunately tainted by semitic nonsense and still hasn't recovered.

>>5020947
Philosophy isn't actually real

It's something for plebs to shout at eachother about ("no, i am smarter!") while the leaders follow the only real philosophy (self serving pragmatism) regardless

>>5019891 (OP)
The first 3 posts did get me thinking. I guess I'd give tigers points for being all-rounders. Some animals look so nice they don't even look that intimidating when angry. Other keep looking intimidating even when being cuddly. Tiger manages to do it all, dynamic. That's cool.

>>5019891 (OP)
>you think you frighten me?
>please
>my ancestors were the dinosaurs
>yours were little rodents
>you are nothing

>>5021026
look at the picture you uploaded and TRY and tell me it competes with the tiger aesthetically

>>5021029
>s-shut up tigercel!
>LOOK at my jawline!
>pure Hyperborean phenotype
>I am Phenotypically, superior!

>>5021029
birds are the most aesthetic vertebrates.

>>5021034
I don't even know what to say to you

this is like a homeless guy trying to say his mcChicken compares with the food in a michelin star restaurant

like... yea I guess you can believe whatever you want when it comes to subjective taste. it's just that my taste is infinitely more cultured and correct compared to yours that's all

The tiger is truly the purest manifestation of anger that exists in this world, seeing pictures of angry tigers is like the distilled spirit of the feeling into an animal

they are so emotive and beautiful it's insane they actually exist

that bird is just a silly bird

>>5021040
MAN is the true apex predator, though

>>5021040
Tigers are cool

>>5021042
Yes but we are much less consistent than the tiger

All tigers are awesome and cool

Very few humans are

it may deliver blows

but will never dominate

vids of lions going toe to toe with tigers and dodging blows as if channeling a feather

king of the fucking jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNCVXlpXWdM&list=RDVNCVXlpXWdM&start_radio=1

>>5021046
>cool
stop fucking repeating yourself

Big cats are some of my favorite animals ever but I don't get this console war shit between lions and tigers all the time. You can like both, they're within the same genus for fuck's sake.

>>5021149
I literally didnt at any point, you schizophrenic retard

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>5019891 (OP)
Wrong. That would be the humble tortoise

>>5021040
reminds me of the new zealand haka with the retarded faces
laughing in the face of danger and all that

>>5020924
Actually what he's saying is based on some level of fact; some big cats, notably tigers, actually do employ an infrasonic roar that can disorient targets. They unironically use it a bit like a stun gun.

why are there some weak looking tigers and lions ... don't the females go for the more jacked ones?

always thought the mane hides the lions tiny neck
but goddamn is it THICC

>The Maharaja of Pratibandapuram was called the "Tiger King" because, according to a prophecy, his death would be caused by a tiger. In response, he embarked on a mission to kill one hundred tigers

jeets love ti--ACK

seems to me there are equal number of lion and tiger fans on the net, but I could be wrong, anyone care to weigh in?

They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend

>>5021248
I've seen tigers slightly edge out lions as far as being beloved goes, they've been seen as "cooler" for the last few decades. There was an international poll with fifty thousand votes back in 2004 that had tigers beat out dogs by a vote of one percent as the most popular animal.

>>5021274
>"cooler
THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN

>>5021248
They attach their ego to their favourite and become unhealthily obsessed. Funnily enough a lot of Indians like lions

>>5021278
I'm not that anon schizo
>>5021282
There are lions in Gujarat, they used to be more widespread across India and the Middle East until firearms were invented.

>>5019891 (OP)
Did you know Russia has tigers?

>>5019891 (OP)
There are more tigers in captivity than in the wild.
Dead serious.
Thats the world we live in.

>>5021621
So youre saying a Siberian Tiger is from....Siberia?!

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CVsRlMlUx9Q
i wonder if they're acting scared
like go human style where style you are being held at knife point and you fall to your knees and say, "Please, don't hurt me" and look at the ground. He comes to you, you punch in gut take his weapon and hopefully you pull it off

>>5021672
quick call jane goodall and have her document if animals are capable ... no wait,
>fish comes by
>predator in the sand
>Snap!
>they're litterally fish food
not quite the same thing, but I might research as it's interesting

>fifty thousand votes
there were all asians kek
>>5021269
>asian philosophy
>asians banded together but the world today is predominately english-speaking and westernized
and what the hell is it about Jesus's philosophy that spread so far

i like how arguing is fighting without physical violence
phrase your defence well and your opponent won't attack again

>>5021700
Jesus is buddha, but it wasnt his philosophy the west adopted. It was saturn/satan/the demiurge.

tiger exists to fear check
then you walk the way of the lion

a woman is scared of spiders
time passes and you see her allow one to walk all over her

>>5019900
nah

>>5019891 (OP)
you are correct. tigers are love

>>5019891 (OP)
Anyone can have stripes, but rosettes are almost unique.

>>5019891 (OP)
he is like me

>>5020162
New to the board, am I able to call you stupid retard on here ?

>>5019891 (OP)
I'll have to disagree, I think THIS is the most beautiful creature in existence!

>>5020162
>>5023240
can't stop laughing at these posts

>>5021040
Imagine having the epitome of anger attacking you -- its K-9 teeth effortlessly puncturing that back of your skull and neck-spine.
A tiger couldn't come into being by accident through random chance; clearly an intelligent creator with infinite wisdom, and who appreciates aesthetics, created tigers and then rest of the cosmos..

>>5020946
yea ok
but chinese and business?
whole areas are dominated
>go to Mcdonalds
>chinese on signs

other peoples...are you even trying

>>5020013
True, sneps and cheetahs are best

>>5021054
>few humans

Yes.
There are descendants of Spartans and Vikings, but they are largely gone.
If your people don't have a an iconic warrior like a Samurai for example, then get out of my face.

I always equated Vikings as a tiger because they valued rage tactics and Spartans valued getting to levels of extreme calmness.

Cool huh.

on Vikings tho:
>Ibn Fadlan also mentions Viking hygiene in his narrative, describing them as the filthiest of Allah's creatures. “They never wash themselves after they have defecated, urinated or had sexual intercourse, and neither do they wash their hands after they have eaten”

bump
nice thread

>>5019891 (OP)
is this the
>god I wish that were me
thread?
because
>god i wish that were me

>>5020941
The east has no philosophy, only religion

>>5022907
that's insane

>>5025459
philosophy is religion. shitty religion. worshiping a principle is even more deranged than worshiping a god and its what got us deranged bullshit like communism.

>>5019891 (OP)
>beautiful creature praised universally by every culture that has encountered them for its aesthetics and strength
>nearly eradicated from the planet by those same cultures
reeeee

>>5019891 (OP)
Tigers are chow for the saltwater crocodile, the supreme apex predator.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8695915/Fifteen-foot-Bengali-crocodile-claims-king-of-jungle-title-from-tiger.html

>>5019891 (OP)
The only animal you could fear while riding on the back of an Elephant
[spoiler]besides an Elephant[/spoiler]

>>5025637
>beautiful creature praised universally by every culture that has encountered them for its aesthetics and strength
Unfortunately, this is all too common these days land or sea and the cause is consistently just humans and overpopulation.
Would a human-only Thanos-snap fix anything? idk at this point, humans just seem terminal.

>>5025644
Does that really count, don't crocs just kind of wait around for other animals to do something stupid and punish them for it
I mean they are extremely good at it, but they don't seem very proactive. You could similarly call molds apex organisms for being undefeated in consuming everything that ever lived, that doesn't mean anything lives in fear of them like they do tigers.

>>5025658
...you really think other animals, including humans, don't fear saltwater crocodiles? Are catfags this delusional?

>>5025673
I think they fear them when they enter their territory and deliberately go stand in the potential death zone. But that zone is something they need to enter by choice (or necessity , but nonetheless); tigers are an existential threat just by general proximity regardless of what's going on.

BEHOLD: the most successful species...

also, happen to be the least aesthetic

>>5025648
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

>>5025699
>gets annihilated by the chinese medical industry for blood harvesting
nothin personnel, crabs

>>5025706
Their blue blood has some special properties for making vaccines apparently. In the west they at least try to not kill them when taking some of it out of them.

>>5021040
>The tiger is truly the purest manifestation of anger that exists in this world
that's the lion.

>>5025772
also the leo the lion on the zodiac is more common to be in prison and addicted

>>5026188
lolWUT

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QrdaCUOv6is
i still don't understand this at all

>>5021208
/thread

>>5026249
fuck yeah korean Turtle Ships

>>5026188
Hercules_Cool_Story_Bro_Meme.jpg

>>5025772
No, is the Jaguar.

>>5020922
>Holden
i've always found their badge funny. if Holden made cats instead of cars, they would make clouded leopards, not fucking lions

>>5019891 (OP)
And it kills jeets.

Lennox The Lion Lewis beats Mike Tyson by Knockout.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH

>>5021232
>Several male lions are renowned for their striking appearances, often featured in wildlife photography and conservation efforts. Some of the most admired include Bon Jovi, a breeding male relocated to improve the gene pool, and the Black Rock males, particularly Olobor, known for their "cool stare" in the Masai Mara. Another popular lion is the Birmingham male Nhenha, whose offspring in the Sabi Sands are also considered striking

rosettes are better

>>5026941
freckled bitch

>>5020013
Why does everyone on /an/ talk like a hyper autistic fag? You guys diddling your animals too?

>>5019891 (OP)
I agree

>>5025378
t. short/skinny bug/jeet

some men don't need to build an imposing arm
and have handsome faces
lion does it all

>>5020013
>Effortless
A euphemism for low-effort

>>5019891 (OP)
For me it's the humble googer

>>5019891 (OP)
Toxo moment

>>5019891 (OP)
is this the big köt thread?

>>5028607
A giraffe is more elegant than that long chicken.

>>5021232
because women can't be trusted to do SHIT

>>5028607
Seething birdfag moment

The fact that tigers like water when most other cats avoid it makes them even more terrifying.

two male lions swim 1.4 km -- the world record for big cats
why they do this? They braved crocs to find some lady lions
Ha.

>>5030066
What is this made up Indian bullshit?

>>5030039
Jaguar

>>5030039
Panthera onca

>>5022023
post absolute or blanket statement
people bring up exceptions
4chan conversations in a nut shell
i liek 4chin
using it will make you anti retard

>>5019891 (OP)
I love the felines but birds absolutely dominate the aesthetics category. If you made a top 100 list of the most aesthetic animals, the top 50 would be birds.

>>5031275
Hmm, interesting ...

I thought there would be more of an ornithological piece ...

>>5025699
Ooof, sorry sweaty, sponges are achshully God's perfect creature.

>>5031306
They sure make for good shower scrubs.

>>5019891 (OP)
tigers, orcas, jaguars, sperm whales

just go to nippon or china where they kill themselves if you are not a success. a cold tiger way of life. Only when they come to the west where they develop a sense of humor from none at all. Comedy takes high iq

>>5030171
i loves jaguars

>>5032501
He's working out, he's going to the tiger gym.

>>5027951
esl

>see built tiger
it TAKES power away because it signals to you that it is dangerous
>see built lion
it GIVES you strength, inspiring

>>5019891 (OP)
You know tigers don't know that they're orange. They think they're a sort of greeny grey.

>>5033122
>You know humans don't know that tigers are greeny grey. They think they're a sort of orange.

>>5019891 (OP)
>>5019900
>>5020013
>>5021040
Felines have such soulless eyes. They genuinely look devoid of life.

>>5033555
Bird eyes look demonic

>>5033565
don't they have the best eyes in the Animal Kingdom though -- as far as seeing great distance is concerned?

entirely too many cats in this thread

Yeah insane how nobody even mentioned wolves yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zScY9Ys3S-Q&list=RDzScY9Ys3S-Q&start_radio=1

the Wolf is strong in this one

leo
can be fearful + inspire strength
especially those people with a LIVE lion in their LIVING ROOM
checking your fear and giving strength in REAL TIME

>>5034537
they're drugged btw

>>5034557
always?

Is there even any doubt that beetles are God's favourite creation and thus the closest to perfection?

Big cats look like seething crackheads compared to the serene majesty of the octopus. Just look at her eyes, filled with understanding and love.

>>5020941
Eastern philosophy doesn't exist. Philosophy is a Greek invention which only applies to civilized men in Western Europe.
>>5020947
Semantic taint. Learn the difference ffs
>>5019891 (OP)
It's pretty good for a pussy, but it's not a rooster.

>>5033643
>>5033648
most nobel & beautiful animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeujCZcCFA&ab_channel=VictoriousNature
look at them guns, he could snap a lion in half

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfB6vAN8fuI&ab_channel=Tigersforever10

>>5034589
does he know?

lion expert says there were lions who were just as heavy as the largest tigers

>>5020922
Tigers sound like a motorbike driving by, so if you're from a country where bike robberies are commonplace, you're more likely to be scared of tigers.

>>5019891 (OP)
all I think of when I see this picture
>scary

when i feel like it
>boot up Age of Empires 2
>be Celts with Celtic team mate
>vs chinese and india
>use seige to destroy
>then overload with Bravehearts
in reality they are they ones doing the overloading

Hey turtlefags: what's the difference between 'Turtles' and 'Tortoises' ?

and what about these cats?

hmmmm?

>>5035718
exceptional example of AVRA

>>5021672
If there is a barrier separating the two big cats, why would they jump like that
The tactics of suddenly jerking your head towards someone to see if they react is like this, but the guy reacting to the movement is better as moving away is like Ultra Instinct -- for dragon ball fans.

cat like reflexes -- we need them to survive sometimes

>>5021040
Funny how tigers always seem to be afraid of you when they agressive/roaring like that, meanwhile, the CHAD lions look like they could break your neck without problem
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7s6-7n1rFK8

>>5019891 (OP)
HOWEVER

>>5021040
Imagine being a tiger and you're entire existence is just making that face, they don't do anything else apart from maybe preparing to make that face.

>>5025637
Seeing a tiger fight was very rare.
Even the ones brought in for the spectacle of the Colosseum saw tigers exhibit not fighting to the death and a Roman soldier doing this in battle was punishable by death

>>5025637
Europe used to have lions you know

Wolves too

>>5034557
Yeah with butter

>>5034537
she needs to stop feeding them so much. why are they fat

>>5019891 (OP)
Gets mogged by many dinosaurs

Reaches peak majesty only while slaughtering Indian villagers.

>>5033571
Some of them do. Fun fact: owls can turn their heads so much because they can't move their eyes. Their eyes are cylinders instead of spheres, and function kinda like a telescope. It's why they have such incredible vision, even in the dark.

>>5019891 (OP)
for me, it's the cow

Very surprised at the lack of mention for the superior Polar Bear, the true most powerful creature out there, as well as the most elegant.

Meh aquatic creatures mog all others in terms of beauty.

>>5037121
wrong
birds are on top

>>5037127
Yep, all bases covered too. From the unusual, to the gawdy, to restrained and subtle.

.

>>5036759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGt0nDKu0cg&list=RDuGt0nDKu0cg&start_radio=1

Physique of the Bull.

>>5019891 (OP)
Orcas mog

Leonidas was King

A letter was sent to the Spartans: "If we attack, we will destroy you all ..."

With one word, all the power was taken and provoked them at the same time: "If".

>>5020946
I've seen this exact post before.

>>5020946
Oh, it was just that I forgot I had read this thread before.

>>5037892
I think I know who it is. It's some libtard from /p/ that vacationed in india and hates america and china now, instead of doing the rational thing and hating india. He posts the same thing there. To banish him just say "Full frame is better than micro four thirds" 3 times fast and he bursts into treats

fullframeisbetterthanmicrofourthirds
fullframeisbetterthanmicrofourthirds
fullframeisbetterthanmicrofourthirds
SHAZAM!

>enter thread for the tigers
>there's not enough tigers

Tigers... improved.

>>5037908
gross

your tiger delivery

>>5037920
these animals can't stop aura farming nonstop

>>5037918
>>5037920

very good, I am satiated for the time being

>>5037924
glad to hear

jellyfish are so elegant and ethereal

The weak should fear the strong
6footone v 6footsix
Shorty doesn't show inferiority
Taller does
Napoleon was short but the leader
It's a cope but an example also
Interesting to note the power dynamics when big cats meet

>>5034588
None at all

With great power ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw0SQCOB4JQ&list=RDnw0SQCOB4JQ&start_radio=1

>>5038360
fun fact: this nigga facin life in prison
>>5036763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeE&list=RDIKniXABsUeE&start_radio=1

>>5038734
>life in prison
i thought he got out

in that situation you say
you are in the jungle with me

>>5038847
oh so that's where evil tiger got his pfp

tiga

>>5039102
tiga tiga tiga
bird, birdy, birdy birdy

>>5038734
it's their natural habitat

>>5039173
tiga tiga tiga
slop slop slop slop slop

sorry tigbros its your thread, but am lionbro, so naturally a statement calling tigers the best will cause the lion to rise up in me.
Why was the lion chosen as the icon for the pockets of resistance in the Terminator franchise? Resistance.
Where Kingdoms try to demolish one another
The resistant pose of the lion on Heraldry in history.

>>5020013
ok dr. seuss

>>5039173
what a beautiful image

YEP
advantage of internet age to know what to do if you encounter a tiger, vs ancient peoples having to pass knowledge

Never understood the significance of these things and what they mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9twjNeihQ

Ancient world had more physical To and Fro.
Now it's more mental, but you need both really

>>5037905
It just ain't right

>>5024588
Ibn was a fucking retard. The vikings were some of the cleanliest people of that era.

>>5039838
>>5024588
Something to remember is that in Islam washing has less to do with keeping you body literally clean and more to do with spiritually cleansing yourself after every perceived sin.
In Islam It's ok to privately have sex with an animal that you own as long as you don't eat it and thoroughly wash yourself after the act.

'Asim reported from Abu Razin on the authority of Ibn 'Abbas saying:

https://quranx.com/Hadith/AbuDawud/USC-MSA/Book-38/Hadith-4450/

There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal. Abu Dawud said: 'Ata is also so. Al Hakam said: I think he should be flogged, but the number should not reach the one of the prescribed punishment. Al-Hasan said: He is like a fornicator. Abu Dawud said: THe tradition of 'Asim proves the tradition of 'Amr b. Abi 'Amr as weak.

حَدَّثَنَا أَحْمَدُ بْنُ يُونُسَ، أَنَّ شَرِيكًا، وَأَبَا الأَحْوَصِ، وَأَبَا، بَكْرِ بْنَ عَيَّاشٍ حَدَّثُوهُمْ عَنْ عَاصِمٍ، عَنْ أَبِي رَزِينٍ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَبَّاسٍ، قَالَ لَيْسَ عَلَى الَّذِي يَأْتِي الْبَهِيمَةَ حَدٌّ . قَالَ أَبُو دَاوُدَ كَذَا قَالَ عَطَاءٌ وَقَالَ الْحَكَمُ أَرَى أَنْ يُجْلَدَ وَلاَ يَبْلُغَ بِهِ الْحَدَّ . وَقَالَ الْحَسَنُ هُوَ بِمَنْزِلَةِ الزَّانِي . قَالَ أَبُو دَاوُدَ حَدِيثُ عَاصِمٍ يُضَعِّفُ حَدِيثَ عَمْرِو بْنِ أَبِي عَمْرٍو .

>>5021040
>food analogy

>>5040074
everything is food
food is the only form of value that every single animal alive understands

>>5040082
Wtf

>>5040082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaspgmHH4wk

>>5037129
>Tap this creature to generate one mana of any color of your choice

KING KONG

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73n7HTcmb5g&list=RD73n7HTcmb5g&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jOwIP85V_s&list=RD_jOwIP85V_s&start_radio=1

ugly animal
beautiful music

>>5040082
>everything is food

yeah maybe cut back on some

>>5038340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwlz3IJd9_8

Saddle up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwdUB_klgoo&list=RDXwdUB_klgoo&start_radio=1

>>5041235
A big cat man's gotta eat.

>>5031067
not anti, more less retarded, like in the point zero of a percent.

Which brings me to say tigers have less total body muscle percentage than lions. Bring this up when people say lions can be pushed around by tigers

even tyson knows who the King is ...

>"He's not Alexander, I'm Alexander! Lennox is not him, I am!
showing a bit of insecurity there, mike
(in a ring side interview with tyson)

Ghenghis Khan is not considered the greatest because he lost two total battles. Alexander never did, he did fight on horseback, but that is HARDER to do and he fought on the front-lines.

A tiger is more likely to win? That's in the animal world. A lion beating a tiger is much more incredible.

>>5019891 (OP)
Wolves and birds of prey are objectively the most aesthetic animals. Sorry, catfags.