Thread 5019907

My ears are floppy
My wrinkled skin smells like cheese
The pointy ones laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html
/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!):
robert cabral, joel beckman, larry krohn, caesar milan

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

Last time on the "dog" general: >>5019210

Another troll bait thread

I wonder how its going to turn out?

Aw, the dog shaped dogs are friends :)

https://voca.ro/1akURvfBKeiR
pfma

>>5019911
no matter what /dog/ ends up spammed by one of its regulars every time. he's inside all day and doesn't leave the house until evening because heat wave.

>>5019907 (OP)
Fuck my boricua ass

Bully breeds are literally the best dog.
>Will rock your shit if you hit it
>Highly emotionally intelligent
>Strong asf
>Loyal asf
>Willing to be a couch potato or go on long outdoor outings

Fuck his Boricua ass

>>5019928
It’s literally spammy and the tranny cord lol

>>5019931
She's female thoughever

>>5019931
I’m fem tho

Another genny mindFUCKED by Psychogang.

Whats nu/dog/ going to do about the PQ (PsychogaNg Question)?

Mindfuckers rejoice

What about the Ass fuckies tho?

MODS he's ass fucking the genny

What if, in addition to the Mindfucker guy, there was an Assfucker too?

Please fuck my ass

Nu/dog/ ain’t it

Made early.

You’ve lost thread baking prívelages

This is strictly about early nu. Let bakespie make the threads you fucking retard

FATberian FATsky kek!!!

>>5019944
Kek!

Shut the fuck up, marciefag.
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5011470/#5012931
>12:14 UTC post deletions :o

https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4620526/#4621851
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/filename/IMG_1%2A/end/2023-09-19/
>iphones incrementing filenames

marciefag: ruining /an/ since he got here

>>5019944
>ai slop nu
huskypacos can’t meme lol

>>5019949
>huskypacos dying out
>’koids dying out
Coincidence? I think not

We are entering a psycho gang era aren’t we

>>5019947
Ass fuckies got they ass inspectin

>>5019947
Inspect ‘em!

>>5019952
How the fuck do you manage to own two dogs, one a working dog, and spam /an/ literally all day?

>>5019947
Are you the based and blessed Inspector?

>>5019955
>it’s literally all one guy
Kekini

Samefag here, i can confirm it is indeed all one guy

>>5019955
Forty keks for bassetfag

>>5019955
>huskypacos cant meme
DYING OUT

Tom…let’s just uh…idk…pick up the discord call?

Huskypaco/Heatheranon is Leto btw

Did marcie die? Is that what's going on? Your aussie looks like she hasn't seen the sun in a week

>>5019961
Make sure you’re calling the correct Leto account. Fucker has like three

>be huskypaco
>die out
Top kek

kek ‘toids dying out

Gonna need some cane’s sauce to go with that bait

>shit thread
>almost at bump limit
literally dying out

>/dog/ full of huskypacos
>none in the thread
Dying out kek

Please prove marcie is alive

Jannies nuke this shit thread if you hate early nu’s!

Dogfuckers on suicide watch

Dogfuckers couldn’t handle the based and blessed detective exposing them

Why did dogfuckers try to ban houndtard from the ‘cord

>>5019974
The 'cord? Prove it exists

>>5019962
This is might actually be true. Leto is a high tier pedophile ring leader. Even the zoofags hate him.

Pedophiles hate this one man

Zoos hate him too!

Please stop accusing the ‘cord of being the ‘doids owner

The ‘cord takes no prisoners.

Spammy and ENT

Could this be the work of the conglomerate known as Psychogang?

It’s literally all spammy and the nu tranny

Psychogang ‘em!

FAGGberian FAGGskies

Its literally all one Psychogang

FAGGset FAGound

A man can hate both ‘koids and ‘sets

>a man
I’m literally female tho

>>5019907 (OP)
Kys early nu poster

>>5019907 (OP)
Early nufag let’s just jump off that bridge and never make it early again

>troll thread
>nuuuh why are they trolling
Lets go back to the drawing board on this one fellas.

>>5020006
>uh, i own the dog that's the butt of that joke! it's trolling!
Narcissism

>>5020006
Just because you threw a spam tantrum over a funny dog picture doesnt mean its trolling. It means you’re mentally ill.

>>5020011
>i made a joke thread
IAYC :^)

>>5020011
Still scapegoating the houndtard lmao

>its not me its the unproven telecord
12:14 UTC ip wipe don lie

>>5020023
He fell for the discord tranny psyop. Many such cases.

Psychogang muscles through another shit bake

>it’s a ‘cord psyop
Houndniggers on suicide watch

Wheres ‘cord precious, wheres ‘cord?

>>5020028
>where’s ‘cord
It’s right here Chud *pulls massive cord out of anus*

*whips you with the cord*
AHHH! The cord is attacking me

*guy named genny*
*self inserts as me*

How can we salvage this genny?

>>5020033
Ban huskyfucker and houndtard

>>5020033
rangeban the guy spamming (you, probably)

>>5020035
>ban husky
They tried. He invented a rotating proxy from his dungeon to evade bans.

>>5020037
Deepest lore

I don't even know who’s who anymore

>>5020035
We already learned from heatherbro that you hate him for no reason so…

>>5020039
Literally (who)

Its literally (You)

Ban huskyfucker
Disable his proxy
Release his dog into the wild

Ban houndtard
Disable his discord
Give longer legs to his dog

>>5020044
Houndtards discord spilled over into /dog/ after he reported them to the FBI for animal abuse

Houndtard is the last redpilled anon is /dog/ proper (full of ban evading husky molesters)

Please fuck my boricua ass

>>5020045
What fucking discord. You people cant even take a screenshot of it. As far as anyone here knows or cares the 12:14 utc ip wipe showed us just one person is throwing a constant fit and unplugging their router between spiels, and apparently this someone hates heathers owner. Thats all that’s going on here. One retard got made fun of by a husky owner and never recovered.

>>5020047
Yes honey

>>5020048
Pfma

>>5020048
FPBP

>>5020048
This. This so much.

>>5020048
The last redpilled anon in /dog/ just dropped a banger of a post

>>5020048
>koid tribesmen
Did you dye your dog purple and rape them like he did?

>>5020048
You got it king. Deepest lore knower ITT.

>>5020048
Newfag with the TRVKE

>>5020048
I need somebody to fuck this guy’s ass as a compensation for his post. He deserves it.

>>5020048
Newfer absolutely killed the game with this post. Well done.

>>5020048
Upvoted!

>>5020048
Take a gold kind stranger

>>5020048
UPDATE: thx for the gold guys!
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UPDATE: thanks for the ass fuck guys!

>>5020061
UPDATE: I own a husky as well!

The last of the Mohicans ahh thread

We are 1/3 of the way to nu

Silence please. A schizophrenic is changing their IP.

WE. ARE. DOGTROGRAPHERS!!!!!

I scanned them. :]

We are going to make it.

Can't any retard buy a real camera and take pictures of their dog? Why doesn't everyone do it?

>>5020086
Sure! Modern cameras are easier to use than ever, but sadly most people are probably okay with the quality, convenience, and ease of use that they get from their phones.

I shoot big film so I can make the most beautiful prints of my dog to keep forever. Most retards could probably shoot a view camera, but it takes some practice to get a great result like my b&w pics, especially if you're using artificial light for your photos.

This one didn't come out very good, but I learned that I'll need a seperate lighting setup for full body laying down picture, and a much better pose lol.

>>5020086
>a real camera
Such as?

>>5020089
Like a sony a6000 or something
https://www.reddit.com/r/a6000/comments/rh6r7z/photos_of_my_dog_a6000_sigma_16mm/
I saw one for $100 at a thrift store, you people have no excuse.

>shittiest thread, spammed daily by its own users
>can't even post good dog pictures

>>5020091
Those pics look like absolute shit, but the dog is pretty cute. I will not lie.

>>5020092
Cope. Those are way better than the blurry phone pics and AI/mspaint memes /dog/ posts. Your thread doesn't even post good dog pictures except for the german shepherd guy and his dog isn't even cute. /dog/ is a failure

>>5020094
Seethe

>>5020095
Yet another positive contribution to /an/ by the people of /dog/. You couldn't even find a good google image result. You posted watermarked clipart. Pathetic.

Ugly german shepherd guy is the only contributor in your entire thread. The rest of you are a net drain on /an/ and mostly post nonsense and have parasocial relationships with people you think might exist.

/dog/ is the most useless thread.

>>5020094
Oh yeah, they are better than phone pics. I thought you meant they were better than the 4x5 shots I just posted.
I have a 2mp camera I bought for 20 bucks that takes better pics than a phone.
German shepherd guys dog(my dog) is very cute. Please do not lie.

I wish more people posted quality pics of their dogs as well. Maple and juniper's owner takes really nice pics of his dogs, but he only posts like twice a year. :[

>>5020098
You know some people think they don't exist and its all just one person.

>>5020100
>Oh yeah, they are better than phone pics. I thought you meant they were better than the 4x5 shots I just posted.
Typical /dog/ poster. /dog/ posters always either think everything is about them or think something is posted by one of the people they think exist and have a parasocial relationship with.

>>5020104
My retard in christ he said no one posted good dog pictures.

>>5020098
Excellent contribution saar

>>5020099
Is he a yellow-skinned ‘koid

>>5020105
>The one person posting dog pictures thinks he was accused of not posting dog pictures
Typical /dog/

Should I give my objectively cute dog this entire frozen chicken?
It's organic and pasture raised locally on my farm.

>>5020111
nu/dog/ just doesn’t hit the same anymore

>>5020111
GOOD dog pictures. Stop being such a stinky winky if you can even help it, yeah?!

I post a single legit question in /dog/ about once every three months and I think my contributions alone account for at least 25% of all non troll non spam activity the threads ever see.

>>5020112
But the white dog is already fat enough

>>5020114
Stop being so insecure god.

typical /dog/. a thread so bad, it bites things that aren't even bait.

>>5020115
It has been a little overly goofy the past week or so. Go back a month in the archives and it's totally fine.

>>5020116
She has been losing weight, but that's a good point. Ill just eat it all myself. :)

>>5020120
I wasn't even being insecure I just said that the pictures he shared from the sony a6600 looked like shit, which they do, but they still look better than phone pics.

You should really go back to reading school, chump.

>>5020120
>average /dog/ resident:
>bites everything, bait or not
>never knows when to shut up
>always assumes they are the center of attention
>and their owner is the same!
kek
KEK

Could this be the work of the conglomerate known as Psychogang?

>>5020123
Cute dog, but kinda rude.

>>5020126
pfma

Average dog tourist:
>Big dumb and stupid!(fat)
>Lies about all things!
>complains about everything AND nothing!
>cant read
>ZERO integrity
>loves to cry!
>doesnt have a cute dog at all

Why are they like this?

Is florida a safe state to walk your dog?

>>5020127
Bitch I'm making soup right now! I cant be bothered by none of that BULLshit right now.

Isn’t this the same person who got banned for posting illegal shit?

>>5020134
its looking like tendies with cane sauce for me. what type of soup are you making? warm, hearty, dog soup?

>>5020137
NO STOP that's illegal. I am poaching chicken and enjoying it with rice.

Cover Chicken with water in a big pot + whatever flavorings you want.
Bring slowly to a boil.
Boil for 7-10 minutes depending on size
Turn off heat, cover, and let sit for 1.5 hours.

Chicken comes out perfect and then you have it on top of rice with some broth or make sandwiches with it if you have bread.

>>5020142
sounds complicated, no wonder youre a scientist

>>5020149
It is easy and worth the effort! You can even give your dog a piece of chicken WITHOUT bones in it afterwards! I like to give them all the connective tissue and cartilage as well.

A dog’s life is worth more than a human’s life

>>5020136
No the spammer got banned for posting a cockcroach getting stabbed

Npc dog

>>5020164
Why tho?

>>5020165
But why tho?

>>5020164
Dog for npcs

>>5020165
Npc dog

There’s a difference you see.

>>5020171
https://iheartdogs.com/dog-breeds-that-are-basically-the-npcs-of-the-real-world/

>>5020171
>t. dog for npc and npc dog

>>5020176
>Akita

>>5020182
>japanese german shepherd
>anything but an NPC
Halt! Who goes there?

I used to go on walks like you. Then I got dysplasia in my hips.

I am facing immense spiritual discomfort

These posts in particular:
>>5020176
>>5020178
>>5020183

I used to believe there was some good ones that should be spared

>>5020067
I think he got a rangeban and is being more careful now

op is a broken condom

I’m always the sad clown.

>>5020187
>>5020190
Aw can't post as fast because you're afraid of the janny?

>>5020184
Sometimes the truth can be hard to deal with, my son.

>>5020191
Why are you such an evil fuck?

If you post a husky some of these guys freak out!

Don’t even think about making early nu

>>5020205
I will simply say, "cute dog"

Wow. Cute dog.

What’s your favorite genetic mutation?

>>5020215
The Michael jackson disease dog is pretty cool.

People actually dedicate their entire online existence to calling these dogs disgusting and stupid and act surprised when people don’t like this behavior

>>5020218
>leave bassets alone or i'll spam and blame everything on a nebulous persona made up of every husky owner i don't like!
lol someone actually responded this way to a funny post calling a toadline dumb

>>5020222
Nice shot, cute dog.

>self inserting as the “””huskypaco”””
>it’s totally not huskypacos console warring over their feral dingoes being superior
Trvke, basset genny

I can smell the paragraph of cope loading

>>5020225
I've always wanted a pacojet, but theyre kinda expensive

>>5020225
We can simply look at the thread and dat 12:14 UTC IP wipe and see you've been throwing a spam fit since long, long before dinochad wrecked your asshole

>>5020233
>newfag nonesense
Welcome to /dog/. We are not open to discord trannies or telegram fags. Please return to your dedicated containment application.

>>5020234
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5011470/#5012931
>12:14 UTC post deletions :o
You can stop blaming random people you dislike for some reason for your spam any day, mr. literally autistic.

>>5020233
>dinochad wrecked your asshole
Erm…that’s gay.

This was the last time we saw the basset alive

Did he make it?

>>5020235
>it’s the circlejerk tranny
Please go back before I blow up your home thread of /kot/

They don’t even know it…

But I’ve been the /kot/ op for weeks now.

Go see the thumbnails lol.

>>5020238
>oh no, its that proof i'm an autistic spammer
>how should i respond? apologize? no i'll threaten to spam /kot/ instead of /dog/
Why not blame huskies and go shit up some husky shit outside of 4chan? You already blamed everything on a nebulous persona made up of every husky owner (alleged or actual) you don't like (which is every one you think has spoken to you) so why not go bother them instead of us?

>>5020237
Wow really cute dogs.

>>5020240
All I will say is this: you are deeply confused about who /dog/ is and you are not allowed to contact the Chronicler nor his archives until you reach reading comprehension level 50.

>>5020218
basset puppies have to be the cutest around, I'll give you that

>>5020240
Is this a tacit admission to being the nu cat schizo? Here’s what we know:

You showed up within the last few weeks

Hate /dog/, say it’s dead…compelling

>>5020238
>oh no, its that proof i'm an autistic spammer
>how should i respond? apologize? no i'll threaten to spam /kot/ instead of /dog/
You are just an annoying fuck

>>5020243
This is some CWC level autism.

>>5020240
Why do you keep deleting your posts nu cat schizo?

>>5020183
akitas look like you took a shiba inu and used a randomizer setting on their faces
>upturned nose
>eyes close together
>ears far apart, hanging a bit
>melon shaped head
I guess it's marginally better than the hippo mouth sharpeis have

>>5020245
>I'm not spamming "nu cat schizo" is making me ruin /dog/
Reply again

You made over 100 posts of actual nonsense in this thread. You have been doing this since at least the third of january. Every thread. No one made you do this. Not any cat schizo. Not heathers owner or the multitude of people you think they are. You. For some reason, you incessantly flooded /dog/ with nonsense for 17 days straight.

>>5020240
>>5020246
Nu cat schizo is trying to cover his tracks by deleting his posts and reposting them.

You are kill. Cats smell.

>>5020249
Keep hiding NCS. Truckspie will handle this.

>>5020249
Who mentioned heathers owner?

>>5020250
I deleted it because I realized that it could be interpreted as directing a raid, and had a feeling you would actually do that because you have been continuously flooding /dog/ with garbage for 17 days straight while seething about a random huskyfaggot.

YOU made the thread unusable.
it will not be usable until you stop.

It's not any cat schizo. You flooded this one, the last one, and every one since at least july 3.

>>5020244
VERY cute PUPPERINO!

>>5020249
ChatGPT greentext

>>5020248
I like them. Very Japanese looking.

>>5020255
Ironic from the guy who keeps insisting dog is dead. Shut up you useless faggot. Dog is life, cat is kill.

>>5020254
You, a number of times, sometimes explicitly
>>5019960
>>5019961
>>5019962
>>5019962
Anyone who pays attention to this thread's circlejerk memes also knows what you're talking about when you talk about "fatsky".

As neither you nor heathers owner nor leo's owner I find this disgusting, especially after reading heather's owners post saying you've been this way for a while. It's a random faggot who owned a dog and apparently called you stupid for using a shock collar. Get real.

Maybe everyone could stop and we have a dog photography competition or something fun.

Seriously, fucking seriously
>heather huskypaco fatsky tom heather huskypaco tom fatsky
Do you realize how pathetic this is

You are doing the same thing as that schizo that spammed the wall of AI shit about leo's owner
HEY WAIT A MINUTE

>>5020260
“Anyone”

Who are you faggot and why do you want to be the main character? Stop writing my story. FATsky is a funny meme and describes the void because that’s what I decided as the originator of the meme. It’s not my problem if people decide to self insert as my meme. My meme is to make fun of people who call certain dogs grotesque because I am a defender of dogkind. It’s a parody of a parody you stupid fuck. But go on and cry about 4chan memes.

>>5020263
>Who are you?
A person who pays attention, has been here long enough to know to whom memes refer and with whom the ip wipe victim has beef with, and can recognize obsessive, manic behavior that's been repeated twice or thrice now. I excuse you for your obsession with the trucker because he probably deserved it. But this is unhinged and reminiscent of another unprovoked obsessive attack on another poster.

Again you have been spamming since july third.

>>5020262
>stop having fun
Leave my thread our thread. This a thread for vibes and mindless entertainment with occasional dog discussion. Console wars, zoos vs bark buddies, kibble vs raw, positive vs orca training, flopears vs prick ears don’t belong here anymore. This isn’t your thread anymore. You’re not allowed to be upset at people anymore. We won’t stand for it. Go. Go away.

>>5020265
>akshually I know what the meme is
Stop writing my story. I never thought of Heather when I wrote FATsky. I would’ve just called his dog by name. It’s not for him. I don’t care about him. He’s a cool dude who takes photos and cooks salmon tips and maybe he photographs a few weddings here and there for income. But I really don’t think about him! You and your tribesmen self inserted xierself into my meme because you felt attacked by it. Sit the FUCK down. Stop telling me what my memes mean. Definitions change. Words change meaning and it happens. FATsky is what I want it to be. Who I want it to be. When I want it o be. I made it up and I reserve the right to use it for laffs and o boy do I laff every tiem.

>>5020266
>stop having fun
Nigger this thread is unusable because you've been spamming and obessing over a random husky faggot for two and half weeks

I don't even care about it being unusable due to meta instead. You have to stop, leave, or your cat schizo boogeyman gets what he wants. Which he probably already did after your shit
>>5019940
>>5019942
>>5019944
>>5019951
dominating the thread every day. This is more effective at killing /dog/ than cat schizo's CP spam. Good job, bassetbro!

This thread is beyond saving so long as you do this shit. The amount of dogs other than leo and heather posted has cratered down to zero entirely because of you. This isn't fun or entertainment it's spam. Get fucked.

>>5020261
Sorry but I need to tell the truth to this omniscient new fag wannabe who wants to be apart of my story so bad he created his own narrative and lore to be included.

>>5020267
>I really don't think about him
You clearly do. That's what makes this so disturbing. You literally know this faggot by name and call out that name during your spam sessions. And then you deny it later. That is so, so disturbing. You remind me of the person who made the creepy AI spam about leo and pitbulls.

>>5020238
>before I blow up your home thread of /kot/
it would be funny see another toxotranny meltdown

>>5020269
See you tomorrow, posting what you have been for the past 17 days
>nu
>pfma
>im fem tho
>psychogang the mindfucker
>inspector we inspectin
>fatsky kek
>tom pick up the phone
>heatherpaco leto fatsky kek
>nu nu nu
You actual mental case

Go ahead and kill your own thread /dog/

>>5020268
The thread is intact outside of bickering faggots like you who have been wildling the thread down for years with your meaningless arguments. Be the change you want to see you stupid prick. Instead you’re just going to keep being apart of this messy tribes who want to destroy our thread with arguments. Sit the FUCK down.

>>5020268
The thread is beyond saving as long you feel like it is. If you want all the fun to stop you want the thread to die and you want the people to leave. You need to be challenged. That’s what’s wrong with trust fund babies like you. Adversity is oppression. Shut the fuck up and sit the FUCK down. You aren’t apart of my story and not apart of /dog/‘s story. You can’t write the rules here and sure as hell aren’t going to impact it. Ok “””newfag””” who’s been here long enough to know “””everything””” except for the number one rule: have fun. Sit the FUCK down and stop trying to mindFUCK before you end up a victim out here in these mental streets. I’m laffin out here with your dumb ass boi.

>>5020277
>You're the problem not me
>You want the thread to die
>I never did anything
You have been spamming hundreds of posts of nonsense obsessed over some husky faggot named tom for 17 days straight

>>5020264
Hilarious and cute dog.

>>5020277
Severely based. Total fun police death!

>>5020280
You’re a liar. You claim to be timeless and “””aged””” but actually think there’s someone named Tom in this thread. You can’t write my jokes baby. Sit the FUCK down and listen to yourself ok “””newfag”””. There is no tom. There is no FATsky. I conceived these memes for my personal laffs and I’ve deployed them successfully for infinite keks. Ok now stop trying to kill my thread our thread with your senseless arguments “””newfag””” sit the FUCK down and take a chill pill and join in on the fun with your new list of compiled memes >>5020274. Just don’t try to interpret them because you simply can’t fathom their definitions. That’s the glory of being a meme lord. Maybe when you grow up you can have your own funny memes and won’t get upsetting with your overlords who have a superior sense of humor. There is no husky there is no wedding photographs there are no salmon tips. The dogs are healthy weightsz cope seethe dial8 new niggerfaggot

>>5020239
The cat toilet contraptions and gaping reddit man really encapsulates the catfaggot culture
10/10

>>5020284
This is a backpedaling-ridden cope. Next time I see the husky guy ("tom") I'll ask him and his fat dog about your shared experiences in telegram. Privately. ;)

>>5020286
>huskypacos can’t meme
Well done. My point is proven and you’ve allowed the big falling piano to crush you.

I have no dog in this faggy clique fight but I'll take a cute Basset over a neurotic Husky or aggression prone GSD any day. Basset is just a more wholesome dog to encounter.

>>5020288
>Huskypaco huskypaco huskypaco
You are so obsessed with some random huskyfucker it's sad.

>>5020290
There it is again.

Huskypaco isn’t/was ever a real person.

It’s you. It’s anyone who seethes at mindless entertainment because they can’t understand it. It’s the autistic husky at the dog park not getting along with the frolicking floppy dogs because he’s an alpha wolf who can’t be seen with “such peasants!”

>>5020292
Your meme cosmology descends from the online gay relationship you had with some fag named tom who owned a husky and you've been spamming for 17 hours straight while recovering from a fit of the AIDS?

Gn famalam

>>5020294
So it seems
So it seems

/dog/ status: killed by a long distance homosexual relationship imploding and reactions to the gay meltdown that followed

Long live /dog/

My cat is in heat right now and my dog knows and won't leave her alone.

>>5020285
Dogredditor cope

>remove dog's vocal cords so he doesn't become a nuisance to his home and community
"How dare you! Animal cruelty! Should be illegal!"
>remove dog's nuts so he doesn't become a nuisance to his home and community
"How wonderful, I got it done to mine as soon as I could"

fucking why

also post advice on how to get dogs not to bark at night, we already got a white noise machine, ultrasonic deterrent, and calming gummies, only other advice seems to be "stay up with them all night to praise being quiet"(they go back to barking when we leave the room)

>>5020416
Shock collar, nya

>>5020342
Catredditor seethe

Psychogang is on the move

>>5020342
Trvke

>>5020450
>>5020342
Samefag

Dogs causing problems is the most obvious sign that you live a third world. The first world trains dogs and puts down wild, rabid, or aggressive dogs.

>>5020472
I live in the first world and dogs eat outdoor cats here

This is trouble to the dumb but environmentalism to the smart

Good afternoon to all of /dog/

>>5020529
Does nu white girl go awoo?

>>5020553
Yes she barks loudly then does grumbly and whiny sort of awoos afterwards.

>>5020556
Very nice. My australorp has grumbly woos that kind of sound like groo when I’ve been away for a long time.

Fun story: I met a pack of poodles and retrievers on my hike today. They kinda came out of nowhere and surprised me. Some were even so well behaved they didn’t need a leash. I think I stumbled upon someone’s dog walking business.

>>5020556
We need to hear these dogs. Vocaroo asap

this is what happens to white dogs....

>>5020564
no…NO!!!

>>5020559
Wow once I realized I wasn't going to get mauled I would be so happy to get swarmed by a pack of cute dogs.

I like the awoos, but she barks too easily Her barks are so random that she startles me like once a day. -_-
She does these funny moans when she lays down that are quite cute, so I guess it makes up for that.

>>5020562
Maybe.

>>5020570
>she barks too easily
Is she barking at things or due to something making her bark? Guessing she’s reactive and getting triggernometry by the scientific environment .

>>5020573
Random noises outside mostly. She will sometimes bark when leo starts walking faster than normal.

>>5020574
‘Koids kek

DYING OUT

^Severe mental illness

Yellow-skinned ‘koids

Tonight on DOG:
https://voca.ro/1emgfkvTQRKS

>>5020587
>>5020585
This is some terry davis shit

>>5020587
>>5020585
>>5020582
>>5020579
>>5020577
Really cute dogs, yeah.

MuttKoid mogged by pink skinned pug.

>>5020595
Kek! It’s kino. Look at that sizemog

>>5020595
‘poigs

>>5020598
>>5020596
She got her mog back, but we all know that WILL NOT last.

>>5020606
SquEEEuuuuuEEEOOOOO

>>5020611
Dont tell know one bout these pugs being my new pyramid skeem.

Why do Canadians eat seal poo? ‘Cuisine’

>>5020624
Canadians or "Canadians"?

>>5020625
For me, it’s the “Mudhole Hound” lmao.

>>5020649
Saar, it’s pronounced Moo-dole

Next thread will have even funnier basset shaming

>>5020677
Unfortunate. For your own sake.

>>5020677
Funny stuff is good. Thanks.

>>5020677
Whoops

Just recycle this one in a few posts

>>5020688
>>5020688
>>5020688

AI sloppies won’t recover from this anal catastrophe sadly.

>>5020689
Why nu so soonu? Delete it!

>>5020693
Nuh uh, AI tranny lost their bake privileges

>>5020677
I think that YOU are an attention whoring avatar FAGGOT!!

>>5020697
Nu cat too soon. Nu dog too soon. Nu what next too soon?

Jesus im glad this shit bake is almost consumed

>>5020677
I would like to apply for a different thread please

>>5020702
Please fuck my ass

>>5020701
We need a few insurance dog threads on the ‘log just in case. Make ‘em! Who cares if the p*leo FAGGOTS get bumped so hard off the catty’ they go back to r*ddit

>>5020677
Ya gotta love those kinda dogs, ya just gotta.

>>5020416
I'm training my ACD not to bark right now, especially at the feral cats that come into our backyard. These are my tactics

1. A stern 'no!' when he barks inside the house
2. when he sees a cat i immediately get him inside the house and close all windows and doors so he can't see it

and then my long term thing is i'm training him to bark and stop barking on command. when i say 'speak' he does a bark and gets a treat. it's very cute. and when i say 'quiet' he stops barking, which so far he does about 50% of the time. the quiet part is far harder to train than the other part obviously... but ACDs are so smart he is picking it up pretty quick.

fucking hate feral cats though, i wish he would just catch them and let his dog instinct take over

>>5020677
Is this a good thing or bad thing?

>>5020268
truth

As a husky hound owner im so sorry

BASSET HOUNDS ROCK
*stomp clap stomp stomp clap*

>>5020708
Peel a bunch of lemons, crush them, and throw balls of lemon guts at the cats. It bothers them way more than water and rocks because cats fucking hate lemon. Maybe keep a few lemon balls in the fridge.

Also spread lemon juice on top of every fence often.

I’m huskypaco and I chimped out yesterday

>>5020710
You are a based trad chad with a brilliant brain. women are right up your alley!

>>5020716
I don't know why this makes me laugh

>>5020716
Thanks, i'm going out to my backyard to spread some crushed up lemons near the fence right now.

>>5020720
https://voca.ro/1d3vUfLXK3Ga
no…NO!!!

>>5020720
On top of the fence. Cats won't walk on it.

no one is as polite and courteous as a basset hound!

*farts violently*

my 20 year old daughter gets angry when I use the words huskypaco, FATsky, or even mention instinctual intelligence

>the year is 2008
>you submit a banner for your favorite thread
>it gets approved
Why did 4chan become so much worse?

>>5020729
>basset fart
Would love to see it one day, but I'm hoping NOT to run into stinky Rainbow clouds.

>>5020729
Imagine the smell…

>>5020725
Reddit post. We respect hounds around here

>>5020708
The secret is to simply not allow the behavior become a habit.

sitting in the cuck chair watching the hobby farmers fuck Alice

>>5020735
they make the best sounds and they have ridiculous proportions, what's not to love

Respect to bassetfag but he spawned so many awful imitators also idk how you let your little asian girlfriend kill you

>>5020741
not a fan. had several friends rope and living with what's left afterwards for friends and family has left me less sympathetic about muh feels.

>>5020742
Sorry about that. Yeah not a fan of wallowing in that shit either

This thread is just a discord channel.

Sometimes I just look at this dog and she makes me laugh.

>>5020745
Are you the discord kitten?

>>5020745
No refunds. Also >using zoomerventrillo

>huskychads: too busy going outside and doing fun stuff with their dogs to post
>houndcels: vegetables with a direct brain-4chan interface

>>5020756
>Fundies actually believe this

I smelled my dog and he smelled really good. Hope yours does too!

>>5020098
I'm sorry, are you gatekeeping /an/? It's a miracle any minor board on this colossal shit heap of a website attracts anyone.

>>5020112
Why don't you just make a meal out of it and give the dogs the scraps like a normal person? It's also how we've fed dogs for thousands of years

>>5020127
>>5019920
>pfma
What the fuck does it mean??

>>5020165
>the horror... the horror...

>>5021048
That's what I did! :D