Thread 5020507

irrefutable

Cats are vermin
Dogs are outdated

Cats never helped to begin with
Dogs use is disappearing quick

Cats cause inconceivable harm to the environment and human health (toxo is 20x deadlier than pitbulls) whether you want to deal with them or not
A handful of dog breeds are disproportionately dangerous, mostly to their own families, because some retards thought breeding a dog to be more aggressive would be funny

Both are shit but cats are top of the extermination list unless cat people can get a handle on it. keep them indoors and breed them for more cuteness and docility.
Dog people are already beginning to get the message at least (total shitbull/german shitperd death)

>>5020546
shut the fuck up communist tranny

>>5020551
>the other way to hear "you're right"

>>5020551
based

yeah

>>5020507 (OP)
Man's best friend. Simple as.

running to page 10

>>5020898
I fucking hate when dogs get all retarded like this

>>5020898
more like man's slave

>>5020978
>t. Bad type of autism

>>5020978
>>5020989
subhumans

>>5020507 (OP)
You're wrong. Dogs are better but cats are okay

i like dogs and cats so much that i would prefer no one is allowed to own either of them to end all abuse and neglect

>>5020978
>>5020989
TRVKE

>>5020898
>>5021024
Feline rats cannot compete

>>5021137
>kot, I can't breathe

>>5021194

dilate

>>5021258
>dog yearning to be beside his master vs toxoplasmosis roach jumping on walls like a rat
Oh, someone is dilating alright, and that someone is a well-known toxotranny

>>5020546
>>5021336
What's with the toxo-shittery? You don't get toxo when you handle your food correctly and you sure as fuck don't get it from your cat unless you litterally touch its shit without washing your hands after.

>>5020978
>>5020989

>>5021515
you can be infected with toxoplasmosis by breathing cat shit

>>5020507 (OP)
>animal console wars
kys chud

>>5021024
Both my cats welcome me at the door when i leave, no matter how long i leave for (5min, 1h, 8h)
But you need to actually treat your cats well for them to like you. Unlike dogs who will become dependent on you even if you act like they're just furniture.

>>5021710
This isnt true. My dog doesnt greet me like that. They have other people and i dont leave them alone for 10 hours.

Cats are not social animals or intelligent and need trained to like you.
Dogs are intelligent social animals and loneliness is literal torture to them that they will come to desperately attempt to alleviate.

>>5020507 (OP)
Ok Sassy, it's time to stop shitposting

>>5021751
Don’t fall for the catfag propaganda. Toxodrones languish at the thought that they have to campaign against an animal that sees you like a god. Reject their thrall-like mentality.

>>5021797
dogs dont see us as gods. they get desperate if their needs arent met just like a person locked in a box would.

if your dog is socialized and sees enough of the world they wont spazz out when their only friend shows up

>>5020971
Now that is a sprint

>>5020507 (OP)
This also Nintendo is better than Playstation.

imagine not liking both

dogs sees you as family and cats see you as another big more clumsy cat basicaly the same both equally loving

>>5022025
The true perspective. Both are amazing

>>5022029
You smell bad

>>5022033
My cats would be ashamed of you

>>5021336
>slave yearning to be subservient to what it perceives as an alpha vs independent ninja warriors of nature
k9 cope off the charts

>>5022119
Animals are our lesser, and cat lovers crave being servants to something lesser. So when a catfaggot slanders dogs for being loyal to man, it is actually a projection of their slave relationship with the feline parasite.

>>5022025
look the puppy and the kitty are friends. why can't we all be friends anons. why do you all have to be such enormous faggots.

>>5022119
>Dog: Highly intelligent and empathetic animal seeks companionship and mutualism
>Cat: Brainless lizard-tier imitation of a weasel, does not seek anything because it has minimal conscious processes
If that's your idea of ninja warriors of nature, abandon cats and start keeping pet shrimp. They're even more independent and have absolutely zero need for a discernible brain.

Attach a feather to a stick, and the servile cat boggles its eyes and mewls and tumbles to entertain you. Do the same before a lobster, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else has a laser pointer, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile feather-sticks of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The cat meows and begs and swats to amuse you when you dangle the string. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance. The lobster, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you throw chum before it when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it act when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect—the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours—and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense. Altogether, we may see that the clingy, mewling cat appeals to those primitive emotional souls whose chief demands on the universe are for meaningless affection, aimless companionship, and flattering attention and subservience; whilst the contemplative lobster reigns among those more contemplative and imaginative spirits who ask of the universe only the objective sight of poignant, ethereal beauty and the animate symbolisation of Nature’s bland, relentless, reposeful, unhurried, and impersonal order and sufficiency. The cat gives, but the lobster is.

another threadly reminder that anyone screeching about toxo are stinky favela-dwelling turd worlders (they have another thing in common but i will get banned lest i mention it). toxo is a non-issue in western countries but it is very much one in the turd world. remember that when talking about this.

>>5022150
This.

^do not believe any of the toxojew lies. 80% of french people are infected with toxo and look how france turned out

>>5022305
Toxo is a non-issue in north america because 80% of our housecats are indoors only.

It's very common in france, britain, and germany because those old worlders still believe in the feline pest control myth. Americans, starting fresh, found it prudent to examine the actual relationship between cats and rodents.

Cats are actually a public health service for rodents. They kill the old and sick to make more room for the healthy to reproduce. Most rodents cats kill have toxo. They have been living in harmony like this for thousands of years.

Defending toxo sounds like something a person infected with a mind controlling brain parasite would do

>if you don't need to think about toxo because it's not a problem in your country, you're defending it
rock-bottom turd worlder IQ really shining through there

>>5022320
Wow!!!! CUTE CAT AND CUTE DOG. WOW!
(theyre mine)

>>5020507 (OP)

chat is this true?

>>5022341
>i dont think about toxo so much i must post about how much i dont think about it whithin ten minutes of being accused of defending it
this is your brain on toxo and cope

>>5020978
Awful post

>>5020507 (OP)
> Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
Lovecraftbros

>>5023085
what a fedora incel lmao
catfaggots are such pseuds

>>5020507 (OP)
Truth

This retard climbs onto my chest at the break of dawn and then proceeds to drool directly onto my face.

>>5022166
Kino

>>5021137
I kot breathe

>>5025870
it thinks you're thirsty

>>5023085
What a misinformed pseud

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs
>Hundreds of outstanding dogs; war heroes, tales of exceptional loyalty, literal Christian saints, dogs whose lives have been memorialized in literature or movies, dogs that lived in modern times and antiquity
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_cats
>Cats that were just owned by a famous person or were nearby when something happened

>>5020507 (OP)
verily

>>5026189
>>5026403
>dogfag seething
kek

>>5026479
>get btfo
>accuse others of being what you are
its like when catfags cry "dogfucker" when they're dog-hating zoosadists that actually get off to that shit

/dog/ remembers what toxotroons have on their hard drives and are prone to spamming when they lose too many of the console war arguments they started in the first place
>bestiality, zoosadism and CP galore
a cat tranny actually flooded the catalog with CP and bestiality last time he lost an argument and /bant/ wouldn't help him raid /an/
>THIS WILL BE A CAT WEBSITE I WILL MAKE SURE OF I- *gets rangebanned*

>>5020507 (OP)
toxo propaganda.

>>5026480
If they ever spam the catalog you should make sure to bump all the really old threads and generals.

>>5020507 (OP)
Fax catchad.

>>5020507 (OP)
I would agree if I was a redditor.

>>5027572
Dogredditor cope

>>5020507 (OP)

factual

>>5020507 (OP)
In reality cats are significantly less intelligent than dogs.

>>5029239
Dogtrannies actually believe that being hard-wired to grovel before its human master is a sign of intelligence.

>>5021024
What's that supposed to prove? Cat was at the door so it came out to meet their owner too.

imagine what a subhuman existence you have to have to become an anti-cat or anti-dog schizo spammer. we really need eugenics back to sort this vermin out.

>>5029246
Sorry catfag but scientists have examined cat and dog brains and found cats have less than half the number of cortical neurons that even dumb dog breeds have. Plus the advanced senses that cats rely on like sight and hearing are a lot more demanding on their limited brainpower when compared to dogs mostly relying on smell. So dogs have a far richer internal mental state than cats which is why most cats are boring npcs that all act the same while dogs are a great deal more diverse and interesting. Old myths of cats being secretly sophisticated or intelligent have been disproven. Lovecraft and other catfags were all wrong and hilariously duped by a retarded animal.

>>5029262
>heckin soience said so!!
lol

>>5029265
>no response just impotent basedjack posting
You've lost

>>5029278
Literally this, and this >>5029262

I like good dogs more than good cats but I hate bad dogs more than bad cats.

>>5029246
TRVKE

>>5029262
Dogredditor melty

>>5020507 (OP)
Cats that drool are really cute tho

>>5029246
>projecting
Catfags are disgraceful little doormats that let their toxo rats walk all over them and receive little in return. Dogs are more intelligent than catfags at this point.