Thread 5020957

It is still VERY summer edition
Previous: >>5005195

Stay cool and hydrated my frens

when the horse is moistened then the hores spores have a harder time going airborne and are less likely to get into your lungs

New painting drawn by SHP.

>>5020957 (OP)
Beautiful thread OP. Thank you.

I watched Freddy got fingered, and did not expect the horse scenes. Very funny movie.

>>5020964
very cute

>>5020608
Posting more horsies

mods are starting to globally wipe someone's posts when banning them
>I watched Freddy got fingered, and did not expect the horse scenes. Very funny movie.
https://archived.moe/an/thread/5020957/#5020977

>>5021053
>using that shithole of a archive
anon

will letting a horse roam through an apple orchard cure his depression?

>>5021053
It's called an IP wipe, it's extremely common, and shame on you for not using desuarchive.

>>5021058
>>5021114
What's wrong with moe?

I've been in the Sydney Horse Library all week and I have pieced together the fact that Samuel Colt was actually a horse.

>>5021231
Is that how the horse killed lincoln? But then who set the pistol up?!?

>>5021237
Another, smaller horse.

>>5021242
Smaller horses all the way down.

>>5021245
>anon inventing pit ponies

Akhal-Teke <3

>>5021256
Imagine riding on the literal golden horse.
They look unreal

>>5021018
>THERE'S A STOVE RIGHT BEHIND YOU ANON

>>5021018
So scared

>>5021253
Pit ponies all the way down is the foundation of my philosophy and there will be no stopping me from petting them all.

>>5021364
Be mareful, when the neighs turn to words you might not like what ewe hear...

>>5021447
Hay will always be horses.

Out of any horse I can believe that Golshi has AGP and during at least one session where he nutted he was thinking of his umamusume self.

The gift of ice on a hot day.

>>5021242
underrated

>>5021560
The owner is safe for another day

Does anyone among us truly understand the horse?

>>5020959
Horse butts are amazing

>>5022012
interesting thing to know, those massive muscles that make the "butt" aren't actually thier glutes, but thier tensor fascia latae, a muscle quite small on us but huge on them. conversely, thier gluteus muscles are actually quite small while on us they are huge

>>5022024
>>5022012
Horse butt leather is some of the absolute finest leather in the world. Cordovan.

>>5022031
perfect

>>5021560
giwtwm

It looks like this is the end of my horse enthusiasm. It looks like I am allergic to horse. I break out in weeping lesions and I have this persistent cough and I was only around a horse briefly weeks ago. Time for this ol' cowpoke to hang up his spurs.

I wear my horse glasses at night so I can

Always remember, Horse General.
We were Golshi enjoyers years before it was cool.

Ready Aiko, granddaughter of famous horse Oguri Cap, sleeping and snoring on beanbag sofa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI6kApHSnxA

>>5022713
It seems horses are in the normie focus lately. They yearn for a better age.

>>5022805
it's one of the few rare positive side effects from a gacha game getting popular

Does the horse national anthem remind anyone else of something?

>>5021940

Me. I literally live with them 24/7

A horse gave me this old map. I've never been able to decipher it so I put it in a frame.

>>5023290
That is one of the dead horsea scrolls. I would be extraordinarily mareful.

>>5023290
wat

some good horseys

>>5023323
oppression is a jewish marxist buzzword and if a zoophile is in jail they deserve it

>>5023323
Bestiality is fundamentally disgusting and consistently precipitates societal decay. Zoophiles should be killed in case it’s heritable.

>>5023351
(((russian empire)))

>>5023351
One june, 28, 1935, germany was going to take over the world, and it took everyone else to stop them.

So obviously banning bestiality accomplishes great things. Jews were literally the second people on earth to ban it (after aryans) and look where they are now. The first people on earth were the ancient aryans, and their bestiality laws read like this
"If a man does this, the king shall kill him personally or choose to spare him. He may not approach the king."
However, for horses, the punishment was ostracization and exile from religious life.
These laws predate jewish bestiality laws by centuries.

>>5023369
Bro Jews are more often than not pedophiles. Go to Google News and type in "are Jews pedophiles" and you'll get a ton of articles about Jews running away to Israel to escape law enforcement.

Zoophiles on the other hand literally run civilization doing hard working labor, farming and blue collar jobs.

>>5023391
>"Jews are pedophiles"
By the american definition. The age of consent in most of the world is 2-4 years lower.
>Zoophiles run civilization
Nowhere zoophilia is accepted has civilization. Civilized people quickly ban it. It correlates with actual child rape, not "you're 23 and she's 17, you sick fuck" american child rape that leads to ashkenazim chads fleeing to israel.

>>5023395
Bro Epstein is a Jew. And the Greek civilization has bestiality.

>>5023395
disgusting kike apologist

>>5023294
Every time I try to red it the skin on my food falls off

>>5023369
Law enforcement is all about context and priorities. Germany had just exited the Weimar republic which had mass child prostitution and much worse, thanks to certain (((revolutions))) enacted by (((oppressed groups.))))

>>5023391
It's a waste of time for police to arrest people for petting their pets wrong. Especially when in America we have higher crime rates than ever, and police are focused on throwing the book at citizens for minor offenses.

Hell, bestiality is such a non-problem in America that Mr Hands buddy couldn't be prosecuted, because there were no laws on the books. Legislators probably didn't care, and only made laws to save face.

>>5023395
>comparing young teen marriage in the western world to adulterous child molestation

It's also important to note modern policing has not existed for very long. Citizens used to be who prosecuted crime, and crime was charged to preserve social order. Citizen prosecutorial discretion has been replaced with police "never charge my buddies" discretion.

If a farmer was getting handy with his horses, nobody would care. Now the police only "care" because it's a revenue generation mechanism, paid for by taxpayers.

>>5023487
Depends on the state. Oregon and Arizona are well known for having hate boners for us.

>>5023487
It used to be that if someone caught fucking animals they would be immediately executed.

>>5023497
how often did it actually happen

>>5023497
I highly doubt that. Now committing adultery with a virgin daughter, I bet killing happened a lot more over that.

>>5023509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lyjBIjwhDs

What's interesting is that animal trials also existed, and although "victims" of bestiality were often executed, many were also ruled as innocent in the matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALWLELLlv6E

>>5023563
>1600th century
got anything in the 1800th century instead? The age of cowboys and settling America.

>>5023568
The 19th century, not the 1800th century.

>>5023595
okay whatever. do you have something or not?

>>5023563
I think animal trials existing is proof those legal systems and cultural climates were absurd, and short lived.

Before you let your kids become a horse enthusiast maybe think about the consequences. This boy thought about horses too long and cried all of the water out of his body. Imagine how his poor mother must have felt.

>>5023708
To Enlightenment sensibilities that may be the case. However this climate treated animals as having personalities and some measure of autonomy, which to me is more advanced than treating them as machines to be disposed of when they "malfunction." They had a better chance under that system than the modern system where euthanasia is often applied without recourse even when the owner is at fault.

How do I meet a horse?

Purely scientifically what is the gunge mares shoot out when they're in heat made out of?

>>5024175
piss and mare hormons (mormons)

>>5024200
so that was what was on those plates...

What are the songs you sing to your horse friends? or what songs remind you of horses for those indisposed.

>>5024167
Turn off firewall

>let's gooo
>hum.
>alright how about THIS way?

>>5024231
One of the very first horse things my ex taught me to never EVER loop around a leash with a horse attached around any body part of yours and to instead always just hold the leash tightly.
If a horse freaks out it can easily just drag you behind it like a damn ragdoll since the leash is attached to your fucking bodypart.

>>5024234
Romanian horse "pros" just keep doing the silliest shit. Even with decades long experience they still do stuff that makes you go "uh, you should have seen that coming"

The heavy maers are comin

>>5024240
the bigger the mare the more that I care

>>5024240
What makes them so very chunky?

>>5024279
They are quite overweight on top of being already strong horses. So basically bear mode mares

>>5024279
right one is preggers?

>>5024286
Look how proud he is

i would be too if that was my wife

>>5024291
Kek

>>5024419
huge. Must be twins.

>>5024467
it must be hard to walk around with so many foals

>>5022381
what crimes did this horse commit to deserve such a punishment?

>>5020957 (OP)
>ywn own a honse
How do I cope with this

>>5024715
what is stopping you?

>>5024731
Land, money
Mostly land though

>>5024642
That horse enjoyed being around humans 2.36% more than the globally allowed amount, thus classifying them as a human enthusiast. Dissolving them in acid may seem like a harsh punishment, but ultimately it's for the best.

>>5024286
>>5024291
the architect but somewhat different

Holy shit guys I found this on the dark web

>>5025033
ai:
>the user wanted me to put the helmet over the horse's head
>I have no fucking clue how I'd do that since helmets aren't made for horse head shapes
>fuck it, this will do.

>>5025033
is this real?

>>5025033
damn you Stanley Kubrick

>>5024240
>>5024286
Not a fan of how obese they are. :( I love draft horses but if you compare these romanian drafts to to a brabant (which is pretty much THE "thickest" breed in the world), you can just TELL these horses are big from being obscenely overweight and not actually bigboned/muscular. I wanna know what a regular weight romanian draft looks like.

>>5025367
apart from making good points your pic shows a stallion and stallions and mares have different fat distribution

>>5025675
I'm an animal for work and I find that you have to settle into the general vibe for identifying creatures from ten paces lest it drives you insane.

>>5025675
True but unfortunately the romanian draft stallions don't fare much better than the mares. :(
https://www.tiktok.com/@lupusor/video/7444957395287051542
Just look at this poor guy's neck crest, he's gotta be diabetic at the very least. Which is a shame because judging from the videos he seems like a chill dude.

I love fucking horses

Oh fuck. I mean I fucking love horses.

>>5025741
>>5025740
hmmm...

>>5025743
>Anon really got banned for funposting
Holy shit. I bet he got a IP range ban too.

>>5025675
I couldn't find evidence of this, and all the results talked about horse diabetes or something.

>>5024234
Seriosuly loops are for animals your significantly stronger than like dogs. With a horse or any other huge livestock the piwer situation is reversed

>>5026056
Stop jerking off your horse's ears.

>>5025807
Yeah. Even just a couple weeks ago a girl died in my country because she got dragged behind a spooked horse for like a mile or more. Knowing how to hold the leash is so important, yet many don't fucking know about this danger.

>>5026056
the best

>>5026056
I like using the ears like joysticks.

>>5026056
I think I've seen some /tg/ writefaggotry about this once.

>>5026056
cover them, whore

>>5026056
I petted a wild horse once and I was surprised that their ears felt like that of a stuffed animal.

I'm on the fence about horses

>>5026056
giwtwm

I'm on the horse about fences

>>5026661
So long as you don't hop it.

>>5026582
Ear bonnets are so silly. It's like everyone is in on a joke and I'm just watching from the shadows chain smoking.

>>5023343
Neat

>>5026056
Wao nice ears good luck

>>5026897
peace could last forever.

>>5026906
I had some colleagues over and we had to check some maps and I forgot that was my background on two monitors. They know I'm a horse enthusiast though but its still inappropriate.

>>5027079
>but its still inappropriate.
Horses are NEVER inappropriate.

>Mare winks at you
What do

>>5027237
Seek shelter immediately.

>>5027088
I have the horse map on the wall. It would be entirely too much horse for the normal mind to take in at once.

>>5027346
Horse map?

>>5027370
>>5023290
The map is on the back

If I learn how to ride a horse can I apply the skill to ride a donkey? If not, maybe a mule? Are they that different regarding how to handle them?

>>5026897
I'd love a combination horse petting zoo + beach

>>5027538
>the tables have turned human

>>5027960
Wife goals

>>5027960
Initially the pony clearly had second thoughts about fetching yet ANOTHER beer for that fat fuck

>>5028381
The pony is slightly overweight. Symptoms of overlove. Had to rescue a friendly pony in tremendous hardship because of that.

How far into horse career do you get before you accept that you have made it? Do you have to be horse president before you can rest and settle down with five or six extreme horses or do you just follow the pure determination until it kills you? I thought I'd be happy with a job that lets me meet a horse but it wasn't enough I had to own them and then influence the horse. When will it be enough? Am I doomed to be completely empty? What fills the horse hole in every human soul?

RIP

When I was a little baby, I would wander underneath a horse's legs, and somehow I never got kicked or stepped on. That was over 30 years now, so that horse is probably dead. Thanks for not crushing my fragile little body Rosie.

>>5028531
rip horse...

>>5028562
Some horses are EXTREMELY patient and wise. True inspiration material.

>>5028562
Horses can choose not to be violent. They don't all make that choice.

>>5028709
I wasn't trying to say they were. The horse could have gotten spooked and trampled me by complete accident.

Somewhere there's a picture of me as a baby riding on her bareback with a cowboy hat, tastefully posed by my father.

>>5028478
Sugarcube

Can you pick up the back legs of a horse and push them like a wheelbarrow or would that end poorly?

>>5028785
Yes!

Hawdy Cowbohij
UmBERELLEAH

>>5028785
Well they can't kick you anymore, so they are essentially helpless, nothing can stop you.

>>5028753
If it's easy to find please post it lol.
>>5028785
There's a video of a ferrier showing how to pick up the back leg of a horse, and they can like kicking when you try "disabling" their rear legs like that.

>>5028709
>They don't all make that choice.
Many such cases. The kinoplex massacre of 2014 was horrific, even the designated shooter didn't survive the horse's wrath.

>that BF video of the woman taking a full horse creampie
at last I truly see

>>5028983
>not man and mare
extremely gay

>>5028983
Buy some yogurt and fucking throw it in your face you fag.
LITERALLY the same experience like in those clips.

>>5028785
I have found your answer
https://youtu.be/eQP9suHx_CU?t=40

>>5021242
A teensy tiny horse

>>5029366
Dandelion bagel with extra horse foam

Would you consider your a horse person or just an owner of horse? What would you say the difference is between the two?

>>5029763
Depends if the Harkness test is in their vocabulary.

>>5029763
It's hard to like horses a normal amount. They're expensive and always cause a scene in a restaurant. There's a reason it's "horse enthusiast" and not "horse fan'

I was out on a land ship in the desert and one of the crew shot a horse with a crossbow. We ended up becalmed deep in channel country so we tied the horse around his neck to mark his guilt.

>>5030551
>in the desert
on a horse with no name

>>5030583
The horse was called Face

>>5026056
moooooooooooods

What accent do you thinks horses would have if they decided to speak?

Why does this happen
>>5004279

>>5030984
Because nature doesn’t give a FUCK okay? I’m serious. It doesn’t give one fuck about you. Or anything.

>>5023343
dude jousting is so fucking fun, i've done it a couple times and it's just the best

>>5030984
because chicken is just that delicious.

>>5030984
>he posts as if chicken nuggets aren't good

>>5030984
The second they have an oppurtunity to eat you or your family they will take it.

>>5031317
I'm so hungry a horse will eat me

>>5030984
It doesn't, horses will only do something like that if they've been cooped up too long. It's a cribbing behaviour. One youtube video of one horse on one occasion isn't a species-wide pattern of behaviour. Horses have very sensitive stomachs and eating a baby chick will almost definitely upset it (although there shouldn't be any major long-term damage).

>>5031335
Concavefags are a plague upon the world of arabian horse breeding and I wish they would disappear from the planet pronto

>>5031346
Design breeders in general are deeply physiologically unwell people. Doesn't matter what kinda animal they deform. They're all the same with their sick and twisted "standards"

Is it true that horses will crap and piss on their own food

>>5020962
Horse toxoplasm

>>5028478
Applejack if real?

>>5031379
AIIIEEEE ANON NOT THE JANITOR’S JOBS!!

>>5031347
This.

Pone

My little pony my little pony AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5031444
>ywn bareback pinkie pie
Why live...

>>5031361
They eat grass from the ground and they also poop on the ground. But they usually don't eat from the same spot.

>>5031522
they absolutely will, i assume to scent mark it

>>5031444
>>5031449
You just triggered a 4am meating with all the jannies on if this is illegal or not.

I don't understand why horses are so inconsistent with their punishments
>oh, you walked up to me a bit too powerfully there, I will now attempt to rearrange all of your bones
>trying to pull my teat off because you think it is a clod of mud? I'll just stand here patiently
It's not about pain, it's about etiquette for them.

>>5031563
Eating their poop-grass scent marks it?

>>5031579
just put out a pile of hay and see they will poop all over it while continuing to eat it

>>5031564
kekked

>>5031564
Well the Apple cosplay horse, you know the one with the hat, gets regularly deleted left and right all over the site

>>5031568
Same with humans. Everyone has different tolerances.

>>5031610
That was both examples from the same shetland pony.

>>5031598
Is using haybags so they can't poop on their food depriving them of something?

>>5031568
1. They get spooked easily
2. That sounds more like a massage

Do you ever see a person or a character and get horse energy from them?

>>5031623
You don't want to know the answer to that.

>>5031783
Yeah I was watching an old anime and there was a horse guy in a cave

>>5031783
I saw this woman at the store and I could just tell she had horses

She had a cool truck too

>>5031346
cute arabian & based arabianposter

>>5032745
me i just make a fire outside and throw frozen pizzas on it
it feels like a waste throwing away the parts that are burned or covered in melted plastic but i just think of it like peeling a banana
it's nice you know like this is what nature intended

An horse snoofad at me today. Am I going to die?

>>5032954
I would need to hear a recording of the snoof to tell you for sure, but there is a reasonable chance you could die.

>>5032144
You just knew?

>>5028980
>Ahh... Tyrone. You silly, fat bastard.

>>5031319
There are videos of wild deer eating baby chicks fallen from their nests too.
It is a rare phenomenon but it is natural. For them it's like eating dirt or licking rocks for sodium.

>>5033118
opportunistic carnivorism is an ongoing field of study; even if deer do it (under unknown circumstances), deer aren't horses.

>>5033123
>deer aren't horses
What?!

>>5033130
Nice eye

>>5032954
they're after you, get yourself one of these to stay safe

>>5033315
I like it when they press their big 'ol eyeball on your skin.

>>5033584
I like kissing them

>>5033597
stupid frogposter

are horses capable of feeling rage and hatred?

You know you tuned the youtube algorithm right when you're getting recommended low view videos.
Look how well behaved she is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9rPvQfhMBE

>>5033628
I think so. There was a webm being posted of a horse or maybe a donkey thrashing this dude in his yard, grabbing him by the back of his shirt.

>>5033628
Here's a video of a guy who keeps punching his donkey. So it bites his leg. His girly screaming is hilarious.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes com/videos/viral-videos/viral-video-donkey-takes-super-quick-revenge-after-being-beaten-up-by-owner/videoshow/93239573.cms

Can you really ruin a horse if you scratch them too much?

>>5033628
yes, I have an EVIL filly
everyone else in the herd is cool and fine, she gets mad if you turn your back to her and WILL bite you

>>5033628
A Shetland pony I knew held rage in her heart. She enjoyed life too.

Is there any purpose to the gunge they shoot out when they are in heat or is it just a quirk of evolution? Other animals don't do that so why?

>>5034106
Asking the important questions

>>5034044
Scratching is the number one cause of premature equine erosion. It might feel good now, but it's not worth the pain it will cause you in the long run.

>>5034106
Isn't a quirk of evolution a purpose, especially if it has to do with reproduction?

i wish i could pet a horse
i do not know how

>>5034214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_horse

>>5034106
It's a sign that a mare is ready for her male human

>>5034214
HOWIE

>>5034106
Free soup

>>5034214
Press X to calm the horse

>>5032962
I was too stunned by the sudden assault. Still alive for now though...
>>5033445
I knew it

>>5034296
Ew

>>5031564
So I guess the pink one is ok since it's a horse, but the blue one is not since it's a pony

post your horses horsegen

>>5034095
I had a Morgan that would sneak up on everyone but me and try to bite them. People would ask how I got on her good side but I was too cowardly to tell them the truth, that she didn’t bite me because she used to, but then I started smacking her every time she even threatened, and after a couple months she stopped.

Giant shit-starter in the herd too, not safe around children, difficult to ride safely, and never chilled out with age. One of those horses where you don’t know why you miss her once she passes. But I do miss her.

>>5034106
I believe female humans would tolerate shooting out gunge if they were forever free of having to menstruate, just like female horses.

>Most female animals do not menstruate. While menstruation, or the shedding of the uterine lining, is a common feature in humans and some primates, it's relatively rare in the animal kingdom. The majority of female mammals experience an estrous cycle, where the uterine lining is reabsorbed rather than shed

>>5034378
This reply would include my horse.


...IF I HAD ONE.

>>5034378
The shit I put up with

>>5034404
Menopause is weird with animals too.

>>5034404
>lining is reabsorbed rather than shed
This is SUCH a more elegant way, holy shit.
Why is human technology so far behind in some ways

>>5034624
Don't get me started on why we went chorioallentioic while all the sensible mammals stayed in Australia and Old Guinea

>>5034378
I don’t have a horse :(

I used to work around them though. My favorite was when I had to go put a fence post in the pasture and they all came by to sniff around the cart and check out what I was doing. There was this one guy who was just super interested in what I was up to, so he was hanging out right by my side the whole time. Had to push him back a little tho, at one point he almost stepped in the hole I was digging.

The next time I had to work up there no one bothered to come say hi and I was sad.

>>5034216
do not try to pet this, they are not accustomed to humans

>>5034661
I'm going to pet it. Have to take this chance before horses go extinct again.

>>5034624
Because eve ate the apple of knowledge of good and evil.
>>5034661
This.
>queue video of a wild horse double front hoof decking a toddler trying to bring it hay

>>5034571
It's spreading horse spores I hope you're properly equipped

>>5034624
Because shedding it lowers the risk of pyometra. Animals mate yearly and effectively shed it regardless. Humans do not.

>>5025781
Why does the IP ban even happen, if you just want to post some random stuff, like a horse wearing a hat?

>>5035088
Pastel ponies literally mindbroke mods

>>5035089
I simply wanted to post ACTUAL medieval horse armour, but apparently it's abuse in the IP ban. I just really hope everything is OK on their end, but it's still very strange.

>>5035103
I would've posted the same if I wasn't IP banned. But, why does it even happen to begin with? I'm genuinely curious.

>>5035103
Also thank you for posting this, it made me smile.

>>5035106
If I had to guess it's probably that extremely long running episodic hentai about witch horses and they assume you're referencing it. I think it's called Witch Horses?!??!?!?

>>5035106
Mods are fags that's all there is to it. They ban based on biases instead of the rules. It's why console war threads stay up for a month and archive or fall off the board.

>>5035110
That's what I was fearing, but also HOW do they know if the person is actually sus, or just some random idiot that TMIed on /advice/?

>>5035112
Thanks again & it looked like she/he had a great vacation. :)

>>5035110
mods are so dumb and brown, literally all they do is ban for n word, other race bait and dog/cat schizo threads stay up

>>5035125
I thought the cat vs dog debate was dead & old news...

>>5035088
>>5035113
Rules are no longer about enforcing board organization, but punishing people for what they post elsewhere. If you're a thorn in their side they will follow you around and harass you on other boards. /bant/ has blatantly started banning people who complain about the crappy celebrity that keeps advertising there.

>>5035093
Wtf how is that abuse. Next you're going to tell me vidrel is abuse because he's showing how well trained she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9rPvQfhMBE

>>5035243
How many marebucks would Ruthie set me back?

>>5035243
TBF, I WAS that fucking idiot that TMIed on /advice/ to get things off my chest, like the fucked-up manga & Reddit boards I used to like, but grew-out of as I gotten older & grew a damn brain.
I was speaking so abstractly, because of how guilty I felt at the moment, that one bloody user thought I was a PDFile, because of how much weight I placed over a self-inflected molehill, until everyone in the thread told me I was being ridiculous for even worrying about it & the discussion gone the way of the dodo. I don't mind the the "ban" per say, but rather WHAT "abuse" was taking place, because simply using that word doesn't give details of the said crime.
Trust me, you get some absolute geniuses here that can summon the wrath of God if you so much give any funny looks to a cat, so I'm more confused & sad that I can't share pics of animals that I found online & ask for some YouTube channels that are not generic AI slop.

>>5034783
>Animals mate yearly and effectively shed it regardless. Humans do not.
Wouldn’t they though? I mean I’m sure eating poisons and punching stomachs has been around since Grug and Grugette figured out white stuff make baby, but even then semi-annual childbirthings were pretty normal up until fairly recently in Western cultures, and that shit is still going strong elsewhere. That evolutionary charge would have happened some time way down the line anyway. I mean, do apes have offspring so infrequently that they’d get an infection if they didn’t menstruate?

I guess in theory evolution isn’t some game of problem and solution exactly, so some animals developed to menstruate and it just sort of stuck around cause it works well enough, but it still seems weird that that would be the reason. I think it’s more to do with frequency of sex. Animals who are more subject to nature generally breed on a schedule. If pregnancy takes 11 months you breed when the weather starts to warm so that next year you give birth in clement conditions and your foal doesn’t get immediately rekt by winter. Menstruating mammals can and do breed constantly throughout the year because for whatever reason, environmental or otherwise, they don’t have to worry as much about losing offspring because it’s cold out or whatever. It actually allows an individual to have MORE babies, it’s not there because no one was getting pregante and they were getting sick.

>>5035125
Yeah the dog v cat war is over and horses won.

>>5035279
That's very fascinating, thanks fren.

>>5034624
99% of female animals do not require C-sections to safely give birth as well. Meanwhile, the 1% of female animals that may need C-sections to safely give birth are domesticated pets such as cats and dogs. Wild female animals are spared from C-sections because any female animal that is unable to safely give birth without human intervention, would have naturally gone extinct.

Admit it, how many of you are playing UmaMusume?

>>5024279
Horse version of child-bearing-hips.

>>5024240
Why do they have such hairy ankles? Is there actual use for it or it was bred for aesthetic reasons? Or maybe they are all naturally so hairy but people trim them everywhere besides ankles, like poodles? Or maybe my whole life is a lie and all horses are this hairy but people trim their ankles?

>>5024240
They look soo damn cute.

>>5035393
>No hooves
Not playing that slop

>>5035765
I've got hooves but I'm not a hoover

>>5035393
Lemme know when there’s a mod to make them into horses. Then I’ll think about it.

>>5035770
I'm inventing a ray that does that in real life.

>>5035393
I don't like gacha games, and also I just think it's really lame that there are no horseguys because one gender races are lazy and cowardly af.

>>5035393
>horse game
>no hooves
>goacha
>yakuza doesn't let artists make porn, because they are associated with real horses
No

Was he the first documented horse enthusiast?

>>5035925
About 10000 BC

>>5035103
the convocation of elders...

>male polish therapist on /pol/ says a horse would be a better therapist than a woman
Based

>>5035393
I watched a few episodes of the anime.

>>5036752
It's a real thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine-assisted_therapy

>>5036752
>lie on the couch
>the horse starts lip wiggling you while you monologue about your self destructive behaviours at the start of relationships
I do feel at my sanest after some time with a horse desu.

>>5036883
Rainbow Dash??

>>5035941
>raised hand
Look how much fun he's having

>>5037576
He's waving to you from the past.

>>5037828
I like how they flehmen in water to keep it out of their nares.

>>5038012
Surfin' horse!

>>5021002
>>5026897
>>5026906
>>5026908
inspiration struck

>>5035941
those are actually does, not mares. besides the other engravings showing antlers, the tail is a dead giveaway

I took this picture of my horse. I hope you like it some. Thanks.

>>5038106
for something more modern I've seen
>Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl and they named her Epona. She is the goddess that is concerned with the protection of horses. So Agesilaüs in the third book of his Italian History.

>>5038106
doubt.jpg

It's not clear what it is, just that it's a large quadruped. Considering the animals that were domesticated, it's probably not a deer.

>>5038150
>10000 BC
>domesticated

>>5038159
I wasn't trying to say "we had modern domesticated animals in 10,000 BC" I was saying "deer are far harder to tame than other animals (which would go on to be fully domesticated) so it's unlikely to be a deer"

Domestication wasn't a light switch flipped suddenly, it was a millenia-long process of identifying the most easily tamed animals and then breeding them for further tameness.

Basically, the species of the animal in the pic is much more likely to be an ancestor of one of the species we would go on to domesticate

>>5038107
Cute and nice pic
>dented bar
I've seen too many videos of horses trying to jump fences then just breaking the fence anyways lol.

>>5038214
Ty! There was a fatter horse that shared the stall and it liked to use it as a booty scratcher. Her butt must have been exceptionally itchy lol.

>>5038266
There is a reason scratching them long enough forms a strong bond. All it costs is hands that smell like horse dust for the rest of your life.

>>5038150
here's another carving from the same area. no equine I'm aware of have antlers

>>5038346 - foal

>>5038337
>Grug not allowed draw two kind animals in cave
>only draw one

>>5038332
They may smell like horse dust, but they will be wonderfully soft from all the horse oil. The world's best moisturizer.