Thread 5023805

NEW PALEO-KINO INBOUND

But this time is made by a different animation team and narrated by Tom Hiddlestom. Still I love giant Armadillos and giant sloths so I'm happy still.

new schizo fuel just dropped

Instagram account confirmed also mammoths, island dwarf elephants and saber toothed tigers.

>pouchface cats
am i retarded or was this debunked by the cavemen themselves?

>>5023819
The white felines aren't smilodon whose canines were to large to conceal. They probably are homotherium that concealed its smaller but still big canines.

Mammals? Yawn!

>>5023811
mammals don't attract as many schizos as dinosaurs because they are more mundane and we have a good grasp at what they'd have looked like unlike KWABosaurs
as do paleozoic animals because they are too cool and obscure for you average kekosaurs fan, they're both an acquired taste if i may

>>5023876
Hmm...it's almost like the entirety of modern pop paleo bullshit is x of the gaps. The more knowledge we have, the less retarded animals look. Odd.

Btw, we have tons of information about dinosaurs that precludes the modern (wrong) reconstructions that are so common these days that are trying their hardest to turn dinosaurs into movie monsters. These reconstructions are openly anti-scientific.

>>5023805 (OP)
I do notice they managed to slip in one of their pet inaccuracies. Saber-tooths have bulldog tooth pockets. This isn't real and no paleontologist believes it is. One retarded redditard tried to make it a thing and it failed miserably. Mammals are too recent and familiar for the shit paleocrooks pull with dinosaurs to work on mammals.

>>5023888
Feathers are supported by strong scientific evidence, fat t. rex is from analyzing the placement and extent of muscle attach points, etc

Often times the detractors of changing muh jurassic park are just retards and conspiracy theorists of the kind the CIA plants to disrupt actual discussion (flerf, moonies, etc)

>>5023889
HAHAHAHA wrong

I hope there’s terror birds. I don’t think that’s really “ice age” material though

>people are already chimping out over the cats colours

Jesus Christ

>>5023907
there's also the last south american megafauna, the australian megafauna and gigantopitechus which could make decent material for the series, personally though i vastly prefer the other cenozoic periods especially the paleogene but just like the first series they obviously had to go with the most popular one

>>5023930
Yea I agree. They probably didn’t want to confuse casual viewers with things that were dinosaur-like though

damn, why is /tv/ not having a meltdown like when prehistoric planet season 1 was announced.

>no paleozoic, no triassic, no jurassic

Fuck off

Did neanderthals and early man exist during this period, or am I mistaking it for something else. If so it would be cool for them to talk about the hominins.

>>5023819
The more extreme sabertooths likely had exposed fangs, the less extreme ones like homotherium probably didn’t

>>5023889
>I read one reddit thread about sabertooths and now I think I know enough to speak on it
It’s almost like those aren’t Smilodon

>>5023936
Could it be that the outrage was all one retard?

>>5023925
It’s because they found a mummy of a homotherium cub just recently and it was dark brown. Ice age cats being white is a bit of a tired meme though

>>5023936
People don't care about mammals enough to get mad about them like autists do with dinosaurs, as >>5023876 points out. A hairy elephant or a cat with big teeth doesn't activate people like a giant bipedal reptile with huge jaws does.

>>5023892
Sucks that mammoths and saber-tooths didnt make it to any Euro mythologies.

>>5023892
Also they gotta portray that little fella.

>>5023828
I like to use word smilodon sometimes for all saber-tooth cats because it is more concise and sounds cooler. I know its innacurate but fuck it.

>>5023805 (OP)
Ironically the cgi looks like the shitty Netflix Life on our planet documentary

>>5023947
You're the only one that keeps saying Smilodon. You know what you're "arguing" is wrong, yet you persist in the ruined world you've created.

>>5023949
>they found a mummy of a homotherium cub just recently and it was dark brown
Not to be that guy, but human mummies are not exactly a 1:1 basis for how humans were colored in life.

Lots of permafrost mummies were buried in mud, hence the likely brown color, and cat cubs can look quite different from adults.

>>5023889
Outside animals with tusks or crocodiles who are weird, pretty much all animals have their teeth covered even if they'r ridiculously proportioned.

The dominant position held is that machairodont teeth were covered (since they aren't too much bigger than even some extant cats today), and smilodon (probably) had some exposure since its smilodon.

>>5024030
Domestic ferrets always have the tips of their canine teeth poking out below the lip uncovered.
t. owned ferrets.

>>5024021
>You know what you're "arguing" is wrong
But I don’t think it’s wrong. Homotherium had relatively small fangs for a sabertooth, not much different in relative length to a clouded leopard’s
>>5024021
>You're the only one that keeps saying Smilodon
>I like to use word smilodon sometimes for all saber-tooth cats because it is more concise and sounds cooler
You’re retarded

>>5024027
There’s a good chance it wasn’t that colour in life but if so it would probably have more to do with pigment decay than the mud

All I'm saying is, this better have Pleistocene Australia representation.

>>5023811
Excited to see the proud aryan soldiers of hyperborea expose how the foul jews are tyring to kill masculinity worldwide via paleo documentaries or whatever

>>5023961
I'm not a mammal guy but dinosaur are just boring and overrated, cenozoic fauna is way more interesting.

>>5023805 (OP)
>mammalslop
*yawn*

>>5024244
I am mainly hoping its "Pleistocene" and not JUST "Pleistocene ice age" setting.

>>5023907
Titanis walleri was in the Pleistocene.
We better fuckin' get some justice after the flop that 'Life on our Planet' was.

>>5023948
>>5023961
it not fun, man i enjoyed it when people were malding over a father t-rex
>>5024270
more of a ]pseudosuchian guy myself

Sad that we got a cenozoic doc before a jurassic or triassic one. Pleistocene is overdone to death just like the cretaceous, and all these animals shown are all mostly well known save for maybe homotherium. I really wish we got to see some thunder beasts, barinasuchus, titanoboa, purussaurus or terror birds.

>>5023811
Paleo schizo is a zoophile scaly so he is not interested in mammals

>>5023805 (OP)
>Tom Hiddlestom
"""They""" just can't make it without touching Disney slop.

>>5024562
Remember how ChatGPT told that Reddit-spacer is an actual paranoid schizo? Because I do.

>>5024244
>that one Komodo fight scene from planet earth 2 but with megalania
Now that would be kino

>>5023805 (OP)
Wishlist:
>megalania
>gigantopithecus
>Madagascar, New Zealand, Timor or Flores
>Arctodus or Arctotherium doing something other than chasing a pack of smaller predators off a carcass for the millionth time
>Titanis not getting beaten up by a sabertooth for the billionth time
>megalania
>Lake Eyre
>Paranthropus
>megalania

>>5023949
that's retarded. first of all, mummies don't obviously have the coloration of the original living animal. second, mammals living in temperate/arctic climates are known to change the colour of the fur based on the season. the idea of an ambush predator living in the snow being black or brown is just stupid, it would stick out like a sore thumb.

>>5024585
>first of all, mummies don't obviously have the coloration of the original living animal
Not always but they often do. The mummified cave lion cubs are a good example
>second, mammals living in temperate/arctic climates are known to change the colour of the fur based on the season
Very few do this and none are cats
>the idea of an ambush predator living in the snow being black or brown is just stupid, it would stick out like a sore thumb
First of all Homotherium was an endurance predator, so sticking out wouldn’t be much of an issue for it. Second of all black wolves and arctic grizzlies manage just fine. Maybe it wasn’t actually dark brown, but it’s very possible and a whole lot more likely than white seeing as not a single big cat is white

>>5024244
>>5024318
>Viewers will journey through vast tundras, barren deserts, expanding grasslands and melting permafrost
"Barren desert" is guaranteed to be Pleistocene Australia

>>5024614
I just hope that they put the megafauna in actual semi arid forests and grasslands that would’ve been present and not modern desert for the 100th time

>>5023805 (OP)
If it ends with humans killing off all the megafauna I'll be super depressed

>>5023939
Yeah. Cavemen were around during the ice age. Modern humans at least. And even further back you'd get earlier hominids. Humans aren't THAT young.

>>5024244
>ausfailia
Boring nation that lost a war to flightless birds. You get enough attention with your "crikey mates everything here is dangerous!" Yeah we get it, you're a meme nation. Let some other places get some attention. Nobody cares about your budget garbage mammals that failed so hard placentals replaced them everywhere but one island.

>>5023805 (OP)
Ngl, as hype as this is I wish they could have touched the Eocene instead since Pleistocene has already being represented a lot in documentaries. I imagine the Pleistocene is easier to film since it has modern locations where it's easier to film, but damn I wanted to see Basilosaurus in action.

>>5024632
Yay excited I hope they talk about early humans and neanderthals.

>>5024629
They did that in Monsters We Met

>>5023819
"Cavemen art" isn't scientific.

>>5024641
Eocene will never get a large scale documentary, it does not have enough recognizable extinct animals like the Pleistocene has. Their target audience aren't paleo nerds but the general public that only cares about T. rex, Smilodon and mammoths.

>>5024805
neither is "logicuhly it should have looked like-" (this is intelligent design) or doing phylogenetic bracketing without a single strand of DNA to actually confirm where it sits

>>5024808
You're right. At this point a Walking like Beats doc with an Eocene focused episode would be enough for me.

>>5024633
How can a person have taste this bad?

Megaraptorbros... They moved to another period before we had the time to appear...

>>5024244
>no Quinkana

>>5024586
>First of all Homotherium was an endurance predator
citation needed

>>5024833
>yfw the Carnosaur hate runs so deep big paleo makes your Maastrichtian Carnosaurs tyrannosaurs then doesn't even use them in docs

>>5024837
The Qinkana was the one who took the photo.

>>5024839
>The reduced claws, relatively slender and long limbs, and sloping back all appear to be adaptations for moderate-speed endurance running in open habitats.[50][44] The running-adapted morphology of its forelimbs suggests that they were less useful than those of Smilodon or many living big cats in grasping and restraining prey, and that the enlarged incisor teeth at the front of the jaws served an important role in prey restraint, like in hyenas and canids.[44]

>>5024808
Isn't there some troon making an episodic passion project with eocene animals? I forget the name of it but he had a patreon for it

>>5024805
How you figure?

>>5024833
megaraptors can get their time in a big documentary when they start having actually good fossils and not fragmentary bullshit

>>5025764
The only one I’m aware of is agate springs but I don’t know what you mean about the creator

>>5023819
The long fanged ones had exposed teeth, the short fanged ones didn’t

>>5024270
This is unironically true though.

>>5024567
That was funny.

>>5025821
He trooned out earlier this year, he changed his name from max to amber and goes to bluesky instead of twitter

>>5023805 (OP)
Looks cool. Mammals are a lot harder to fuck up than dinosaurs so their documentaries tend to be better

>>5025825
But this is about closing access to essential documents

Only autistic children think dinosaurs are a source of masculinity (because REAL icons of masculinity like guns, trucks, cars, and sports are poison to the subhuman and REAL intellectualism like interest in actual world history, engineering, etc is discouraged by whoever owns education and turned it into a participation trophy giving conformity competition)

>>5025830
We're not the ones that said dinosaurs were a source of masculinity. That was mossad and the CIA. THEY are the ones that have assessed that dinosaurs are something white males like and decided to destroy the field - but it's not isolated. They did that with ALL sciences. Again, not even conspiracy theory at this point - literally acknowledged fact. Robert Maxwell was a mossad agent - a very important one - and the father of Ghislaine Maxwell, one of the top redditards of all time and one of its founding members. Robert Maxwell is almost single-handedly responsible for the replication crisis due to people just openly lying in science to advance their own careers. You can whine about that all you want, but that's not opinion. It's history.

>a different animation team
It's a shame MPC shut down, they did a great job with the first 2 seasons.
I've never heard of Framestore before but apparently they have animation teams in England, the US, and Mumbai. I hope to god they don't use the latter team for the animation

>>5025850
>mumbai
You know damn well it's getting outsourced there to get it done cheaper. Hollywood does it all the time so these guys are definitely going that route.

>>5025835
Mossad and the CIA dont give a fuck about dinosaurs faggot. They are way too busy pushing dodgy pharmaceuticals on children to test their degree of control and blackmailing pedo politicians (aka all of them because genuine sociopathy is required to be a ceo/politician/vegan). Paleontology has always been fame-grasping garbage for people who lacked the intellect to pursue something current and useful

It has never mattered what a tyrannosaur looked like. And paleontology is not the sole thing disproving the jewish creation myth. It doesnt matter. It is a garbage field and the most use it has is valuing rocks for private collectors and telling construction crews to hold off until everything of value has been documented and sold.

>>5025857
Of course they do. What part of "full spectrum" are you failing to grasp? There is not one thing in this country that isn't shat to Hell by anti-white propaganda and ops. And rest assured, bot, there's a price for that. Even for you.

>>5025864
>Dinosaurs not looking like my autistic ass wants them to is anti-white propaganda
caring what dinosaurs look like is jeet coded and paleontology has always been for losers

>>5025873
Be quiet, fag. I don't even read your sassy nigress clapbacks at this point.

>>5025771
Cavemen aren't scientists, so it's not scientific.

>>5025874
>Boo hoo the tyrannosaur doesnt look as cool anymore this is why im gay. this is da hooz destroying white masculinity. -you
pathetic

no its retards discovering fossils and people drawing joke cartoons of them because paleontology is an irrelevant refuge for retards that wanted to be scientists

>>5024030
I didn't know their fangs were that long.

>>5025882
Seethe until your programming fails, bot.

>>5025828
Oh, well. Either way they're making a project about the Miocene, not the Eocene.

>>5025881
their science was caving your skull in with a rock, also cutting holes into them with sharp rocks, anything that was related to a rock and skull a caveman knew a lot about

>>5025932
Okay, so not scientists. Only science can know or describe truth.

>>5025881
>Cavemen aren't scientists
Can you prove that scientifically?

>>5025933
yeah, this big rock will crush your skull

>>5025817
Being fragmentary didn't stop Walking with Dinosaurs and its polar allosaur.

>>5025852
>Hollywood does it all the time
Really? Fuck

>>5023811
>>5023876
>>5024562
>schizo
lmao, I'm putting together a job application and it reminded me of the old general, came to /an/ to see if there was still one and if there were still any schizos about, I guess the general is gone but the mentally ill retards still remain
my younger more naïve self that started to /an/ saw the palaeo general and thought those guys would be interested in the cool stuff I saw at my museum job
instead the mentally ill self-appointed king of the general was threatened and malding that I was able to walk into a museum job as a layperson

anyway, other palaeos are autistic too but nowhere near as dysfunctional as the dineysore orbiters, go to a big conference and the big name dinosaur palaeos all have a conga line of fanboys following them like ducklings