>jumps on you

>>5024306 (OP)
Cute dog.

>>5024306 (OP)
>being so retarded you can't train a dog
skill issue

>there are "people" who zap, choke, and beat their canine friend for doing that

Still better than
>50lbs dog is rocketing towards you from behind you can't even hear him until it's too late
>dog is short sighted or something and simply crashes your legs off the ground and you call on your back

>>5024330
FALL on your back even

Appreciating a friendly jumping dog is the mark of the Übermensch

Unless its a pitbull then it gets the .45

>>5024428
>nigger behavior is good as long as the dog is my personal favorite breed
kys

>>5024493
>Noooo an animal cant be friendly that makes me think of black people for some reason!
>NOOO YOU CANT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST A DOG BECAUSE IT WAS BRED TO KILL WITHOUT WARNING OR GIVING UP
The american brain is deranged

>>5024306 (OP)
>step on hind feet
Nothin' personal, doggie

>>5024500
>*husky b-lines old person at mach 5 and plunges them into the sidewalk*
Wow, how unreasonable!

>>5024539
Based