Thread 5024451

if youre a girl hmu please

Nice cat dude have you considered joining CalArts or the CIA?

>>5024460
>>5024451 (OP)
Top kek

My friend hates cats.

>>5024460
Got his ass.

>>5024853
>Cats are EBUL because they kill for le funzies!
>Hunters are the champions of Nature because they kill for fun
The same "person" will always post both things. You can always spot jewish propaganda from the angry retard vibe, idiocy, laziness and baldfaced hypocrisy.

>>5024860
no way

>>5024865
That is one adorable kitten.

>>5024451 (OP)
You're too late anon, I've already depicted you as the ugly, enraged cat, while I myself am the smug, self-assured dog.

>>5024879
why is the border collie mad? they like running around herding sheep. realistically both dogs would have a smug pepe face. maybe you could put a thought bubble of them each imagining the other as angry because from their point of view the other's life must suck.

How come no girls have hit me up?

>>5024858
Remarkably stupid take.

i hate jak posters

literally meme faces

>>5024924
So the truth. Here, let's hit you with another one.

>OMG *SOIFACE* WE HAVE TO HUNT THE DEER OR THEY'LL GET OVERPOPULATED AND DESTROY ALL THE FOREST!!!!
>You mean the humans responsible for all the deforestation, don't you?
>OMG YOU BITCH BLUDDY BASTERD HUMAN OVERPOPULATION IS A MYTH!!!!
Literally every time. You can set your watch by it. When you see retarded shit like this, you're dealing with astroturfed, lab-grown propaganda.

>>5024451 (OP)
>mfw I see treats

>>5024858
Do you ever get tired of believing that literally everything that happens in your life is because of the Jews?

>>5024954
But it is, stupid. At least the last 70 years of history.

>>5024951
Not recognizing the difference between cats decimating local bird and reptilian populations, and people hunting for sport and food in a sustainable manner is just so unbelievably stupid. There's the truth for yah, big boy. All nuance is lost on your room temp IQ.

>>5024971
You actually care about local bird populations. The piece of shit that seethes at the very idea of animals and Nature. This is what you expect us to fucking believe.

>>5024975
Shut up schizo
>you cant be against outdoor cats UNLESS UR AGAINST HUMANS!
Keep your cat inside you schizo retard

>>5024976
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT THAT EVERYTHING I POST IS DISINGENUOUS PROPAGANDA NOOOOOO!!!!
Eat shit, swarthoid.

>>5024977
>You can't be against me abusing my cat by letting it outside unless you're against humans existing
Yes, you are retarded and schizophrenic.

>>5024978
I'm not in favor of letting cats run wild though. The difference between you and I is that I actually DO care about local bird populations. But I don't hate animals, which you absolutely do.

>>5024858
cats are literally the most jewish animals after seagulls.

>>5024986
This.

>>5024986
Which, of course, is totally why you would never have spent the past half a decade spreading anti-cat propaganda.

We know why jews are afraid of cats.

>>5025000
Pussy scares you too, it seems.

>>5025032
I love kitties.

>>5024451 (OP)
it's a masterpiss
>soicatfinal.png
>FINAL
how many hours did it take you?

>>5025087
only like 15 minutes as i am a trained artiste here's the smoov version

>>5025153
amazin

>>5025000
>>5024858
>vegan schizo is cat schizo is paleo schizo
The cancer of /an/.

A homosexual anti-christian antisemitic vegan outdoor cat troon that’s constantly wrong about scientific facts. Not even stonetoss comics could have predicted such an annoying and stupid combination.

AIDS, toxo, and malnutrition are working together turning his brain to goo but sadly he’ll only get stupider and won’t actually die for the next 10 years.

>>5025240
I'm not a vegan, but you keep right on being jewish.

>>5025240
This.

>>5025240
It's been just one guy since like, 2020

The only reason he's not also anti-dog schizo anymore is because he hit the point of posting bestiality webms. He allegedly also posted a video of a restrained dog being stabbed in the ass with a knife.

>>5025278
All his catch phrase spam posts get you auto banned now. It's truly hilarious.

>>5025280
Oh yeah? Name three.

>>5025290
I cannot say them you biggest of idiots.

Try posting the "final" one. I could not stop laughing after I found out that the mods truly are gods.

>>5025280
>>5025291
so apparently you were also spamming his gibberish

>>5025291
I literally don't even know what you're talking about. The final what? The final solution?

>>5025299
I posted it once, and only ironically, idiot.

Why do you put so much effort into sounding stupid?

>>5025304
Ok newfag