Thread 5024728

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Anonymous 7/31/2025, 8:14:29 PM No.5024728 >>5024733 >>5026384 >>5026529 >>5027046

nautilus thread

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Anonymous 7/31/2025, 8:25:47 PM No.5024733 >>5024736

>>5024728 (OP)
What do nautilus do all day?
Can they cast spells, they give off arcane creature imagery.

Anonymous 7/31/2025, 8:29:14 PM No.5024736

>>5024733
they fantasize about murdering redditors

Anonymous 7/31/2025, 8:46:00 PM No.5024740 >>5024745

gayest mollusk

Anonymous 7/31/2025, 9:08:46 PM No.5024743

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>these goofy lil nippers, i'll tell you what, they ain't right in the ganglion, with their pansy ass curled shells that make them look like shark turds, floating aimlessly instead of hunting like real mollusks used to do. Back in my day we ripped your ectocotyle and left you to the sea scorpions for wandering like that, we need to go back, spank the ink out of these brats, maybe'll know some dignity and respect!

Anonymous 7/31/2025, 9:12:22 PM No.5024745

>>5024740
kill yourself now

Anonymous 8/1/2025, 3:02:55 AM No.5024885 >>5026191 >>5027787

They look absolutely delicious, maybe breaded and dipped in tartar sauce.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:47:08 AM No.5026191 >>5026316

>>5024885
get new material

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 3:47:39 AM No.5026225 >>5026299

Didn't these all go extinct? Am I retarded and missed something or what?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 10:06:05 AM No.5026299 >>5026378 >>5026561

>>5026225
You're thinking of ammonites

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 10:51:02 AM No.5026316 >>5026508

>>5026191
why you asking him to 'get new material' when you've made the same thread like 8 times?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 2:14:39 PM No.5026378 >>5026525

>>5026299
No I'm not, ammonites are actually cool, I just thought some pinnipeds finally made it to Oceania/Maritime SEA and finished the job.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 2:22:09 PM No.5026384

>>5024728 (OP)
mmm looks tasty

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 8:17:21 PM No.5026508

>>5026316
go fuck yourself asshole

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 9:05:30 PM No.5026525

>>5026378
Ammonites got as big as a truck tire. If only they made it...

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 9:17:27 PM No.5026529

>>5024728 (OP)
nautilus ntr

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:14:39 PM No.5026561 >>5026968

>>5026299
Yeah this. Just looked it up and it was ammonoids. I still can't tell the fucking difference between them. They look basically the same to me.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:49:45 PM No.5026968

>>5026561
they're both extremely based, that's all you need to know

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 9:45:48 PM No.5027044 >>5027045 >>5027155

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This thread is now dedicated to anomalocaris, all posts must now be tangibly related to anomalocaris.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 9:48:01 PM No.5027045 >>5027155 >>5027288

>>5027044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 9:48:55 PM No.5027046 >>5027155

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>>5024728 (OP)
ENTER

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 1:39:25 AM No.5027155

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>>5027044
>>5027045
>>5027046

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:50:52 AM No.5027288 >>5027291

>>5027045
>this is what passes as humor for redditalocaris posters

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:56:01 AM No.5027291 >>5027293

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>>5027288
You literally talk like this

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:57:08 AM No.5027293 >>5027294

>>5027291
I didn't make any of those posts

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:58:07 AM No.5027294 >>5027295

>>5027293
Because there are so many people on this board who cry about “redditalocaris”. Go back, underage newfag

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:59:25 AM No.5027295 >>5027298

>>5027294
none of those posts contain the word "redditalocaris"

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:00:07 AM No.5027297 >>5027299

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>pov: you're a notillus

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:01:20 AM No.5027298 >>5027299

>>5027295
Ah yes, it must be the other child making ammonite threads that nobody replies to so he has to bump them with reddit speak. Lots of those around these days hmm yes very convincing

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:05:44 AM No.5027299 >>5027301

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>>5027297
>pov: you're a seal
>>5027298
listen buddy I have no idea what the fuck that screen shot is even from, I think you'd benefit from seeing a psychiatrist

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:07:56 AM No.5027301 >>5027303

>>5027299
>listen buddy I have no idea what the fuck that screen shot is even from
Because you’re a newfag who doesn’t know how to use the archives yet. It’s from a thread you made. You’re fooling no one

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:10:14 AM No.5027303 >>5027305

>>5027301
that makes no sense lol. why would I need to use the archives to remember something from a thread I made?
>inb4 "because you're just stupid ok???"
I remember pretty much everything I've posted here if someone shows me a screen shot, so don't try with that bullshit

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:13:16 AM No.5027305 >>5027306

>>5027303
Oh I know you haven’t forgotten it. You’re just lying, like when you claim not to be samefagging

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:13:59 AM No.5027306

>>5027305
I'm just gonna do what you're doing and baselessly accuse you of lying then, that'll be a surefire way to win this argument!

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:16:59 AM No.5027309 >>5027761

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>Why do you seethe my friend?
>Do you perhaps feel, insecure?

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 7:18:03 AM No.5027761

>>5027309
upvoted!

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 7:55:29 AM No.5027787

>>5024885
you're obese

Anonymous 8/7/2025, 6:31:02 PM No.5028061

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Nautilus BTFOs inferior reddit arthropod