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Anonymous No.5025678 >>5025708 >>5025966 >>5027676
Have you ever wanted to become as strong as some animal? No matter how much you train in martial arts you will be killed or maimed by chimps, bears, tigers. I want to become a chimp or a gorilla.
Anonymous No.5025688
No, but I wish I could grow new teeth. Mammals got the short end of the stick in that department.
Anonymous No.5025708 >>5025798
>>5025678 (OP)
We are as strong as animals, we just don't give off the same impression because of our vastly superior fine motor control. Imagine if someone like Halfthor went around all day using max strength for everything he does. That's kind of what apes are like.
Anonymous No.5025798 >>5025896
>>5025708
Or maybe that's what their average strength is like. If there was an olympic athlete division among chimp society, elite chimps would be even more ridiculous.
Anonymous No.5025851
Not so tough since we are at the top of the food pyramid and run the world. Strength means nothing when I can get a gun and shoot his ass.
Anonymous No.5025896 >>5025938
>>5025798
The average chimp actively experiences constant exercise and training from climbing and lugging its bodyweight across trees.
Anonymous No.5025938
>>5025896
Yeah, but that's the equivalent of walking or carrying a backpack for us. I wonder how much stronger they could get with specific training.
Anonymous No.5025966 >>5025968
>>5025678 (OP)
>If there was an olympic athlete division among chimp society
If? They win all the golds in sprinting and distance running anon.
Anonymous No.5025968
>>5025966
Anonymous No.5027676
>>5025678 (OP)
Why would you want to be a chimp over a human?