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Anonymous No.5026767 >>5026852 >>5026891 >>5026923 >>5026934 >>5027060 >>5027086 >>5027238 >>5027438 >>5028696 >>5028923 >>5029901 >>5032037
Denmark - where you can donate fluffy to be tiger food
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/04/danish-zoo-asks-pet-owners-to-donate-rabbits-and-horses-to-feed-its-predators
Anonymous No.5026770 >>5026786 >>5026789 >>5026903 >>5026911 >>5028628
Anonymous No.5026773 >>5026873
Based. If I didn't already have plans, this would be a respectful way to say goodbye.
Anonymous No.5026786 >>5026886 >>5027074
>>5026770
Think they offer an option to 'Pick-Up-Their-Remains' a day or 2 later after the big cat shits them out?
Anonymous No.5026789 >>5026837 >>5026849 >>5027013 >>5027508 >>5027540 >>5028648 >>5029928
>>5026770
Also have another question..., how the hell do they euthanize fido or fluffy without making their corpses poisonous?
Anonymous No.5026801 >>5026848
They are trying to turn the populace into chinese tier nonfeeling slaves.
Anonymous No.5026837 >>5026886
>>5026789
Bullet most likely
Anonymous No.5026848
>>5026801
To be fair, in the wild, the tiger would eat horses and dogs.
Anonymous No.5026849 >>5027453
>>5026789
carbon monoxide or dioxide poisoning
Anonymous No.5026852
>>5026767 (OP)
I kinda respect it
Anonymous No.5026873 >>5026886
>>5026773
Fuck off
Anonymous No.5026886
>>5026873
No u
>>5026786
To bury in a garden right?
>>5026837
Good. I'd be happy to die that way.
Anonymous No.5026891 >>5026936 >>5029589
>>5026767 (OP)
If they only accepted animals that are going to be euthanized it wouldn't be a problem but the "unwanted small pets" thing is Chinese tier evil
Anonymous No.5026902
What a bunch of idiots. Now they'll face the internet backlash and will have to make a public apology or get smeared on by a campaign made by social justice parasites smelling easy money.
They should've made a deal with the city administration quietly and discreetly.
Also isn't this idea extremely unhigienic? Who knows what stuff is inside the meat of unwanted pets.
Anonymous No.5026903
>>5026770
I kind of get the tigers, but small predators like a lynx shouldn't be difficult to provide for. It's a zoo, why not raise rabbits and chickens on site?
Anonymous No.5026907 >>5026936 >>5028349
Europe is just morally bankrupt. There’s no excusing this.
Anonymous No.5026911 >>5027050
>>5026770
They are not free animals so why slaughter more creatures for a make believe farce.
Anonymous No.5026914
It's actually kind smart, parents can send their kids hamsters that met an untimely death to there instead of chucking them in the dumpster
Anonymous No.5026922
I have a colleague who used to work in a pet shop, he said all the red ear turtles that weren't sold, were sent to feed the big cats at the zoo
Anonymous No.5026923 >>5027035 >>5028135
>>5026767 (OP)
don't they have a lot of indians now in denmark now? indians are like the natural prey of tigers
Anonymous No.5026934
>>5026767 (OP)
horse meat is expensive, i would rather eat it myself than give good cuts to some dumb cat.
Anonymous No.5026936 >>5026946 >>5027068
>>5026891
Its rabbits, rodents, chickens… the danes are not afraid to admit food animals lives are worth less. They are not feeding tigers their equals such as dogs and cats.

>>5026907
Rabbits. Chickens. Horses. They are asking for unwanted livestock.
Anonymous No.5026946 >>5026955 >>5027068
>>5026936
Don't they put dead dogs and cats in pet food anyway?
Anonymous No.5026948
Kek eurocucks are too poor to keep a single Tiger alive. Meanwhile we got whole ranches full of them even in color morphs and hybrids with Lions (called a Liger). Sad!
Anonymous No.5026955
>>5026946
That's just americans

Don't buy anything with "meal" of any kind in the ingredients. Rendering plants don't have standards.
Anonymous No.5026972 >>5026974 >>5027049
Why not just feed the tigers other tigers? Technically every animal in a zoo is unwanted so the logic is sound.
Anonymous No.5026974 >>5027043
>>5026972
Mad tiger disease
Anonymous No.5027013 >>5027068 >>5028237
>>5026789
The euthanization is being killed by a tiger.
Anonymous No.5027035
>>5026923
>feeding shit to majestic creatures
Anonymous No.5027043
>>5026974
Tooth and Claw disease
Anonymous No.5027049 >>5027062 >>5027068
>>5026972
That's like saying let's feed drug addicted hobos to other drug addicted hobos since they're a burden to society
Anonymous No.5027050 >>5027220 >>5027486
>>5026911
Some animals will die anyway to feed a carnivore. What's the difference if it's a pet rabbit or some rabbit that was raised for meat? As long as you don't have an emotional connection to the rabbit at least.
Anonymous No.5027060
>>5026767 (OP)
Get your own food faggots. We eat our own.
Anonymous No.5027062 >>5027068 >>5027406
>>5027049
They didn't ask for tigers to feed to tigers. It be like asking for hobos to feed to Amazon. Which is basically just capitalism.
Anonymous No.5027068 >>5027343
>>5026936
>They are not feeding tigers their equals such as dogs and cats.
That sucks.
>>5026946
Yeah.
>>5027013
That's just straight up murder.
>>5027049
What a modest proposal.
>>5027062
That doesn't even make sense. How would a jungle even eat a person?
Anonymous No.5027074
>>5026786
Do you have a telegram account?
Anonymous No.5027086
>>5026767 (OP)
I see why they'd ask for help if they can't get anything else, but what the fuck? Don't they get funding for this? If you run a zoo and don't make enough to feed the fucking animals there something has gone horribly wrong. When you're down to begging for people's pets to feed your animals, maybe it's time to close up shop if you are that broke.
Anonymous No.5027124 >>5027133
Is this the same zoo that euthanised that giraffe after rejecting rehoming offers because they didnt want it in the breeding programme?
Anonymous No.5027133
>>5027124
Nope. different zoo, but pretty close.
Anonymous No.5027220
>>5027050
Exactly because they are pets you anti-social retard.
It means Humans assign extra sentimental value to them and consider them companions.
Anonymous No.5027238 >>5027402 >>5027439 >>5027555
>>5026767 (OP)
Sounds kind of evil.
Anonymous No.5027343 >>5027437 >>5027439 >>5027542
>>5027068
>>How would a jungle even eat a person
Bro. The forest eats most of you, the jungle would make you a bitch.
If you actually don't understand it means basically "you will die on the jungle".

I was talking about Jeff Bezos anyway. Amazon as in the company destroying lives and the joke was that you accept your literal friends and family dying in horrific ways for Amazon but in this situation you consider it monsterous.

Tldr
Analogies are stupid.
Capitalism kills people in more tragic ways than feeding a gerbil to a tiger, but no one cares and people are basically just virtue signaling here.
Anonymous No.5027402
>>5027238
because it is.
Anonymous No.5027406
>>5027062
But if they feed druggies to Amazon workers their meat could be contaminated and the drugs the hobos took prior could enter their systems, therefore creating more druggies (if the employees are clean, addict employees would be immune to it probably)
Anonymous No.5027437 >>5027443
>>5027343
>people are basically just virtue signaling here.
Do animal lovers actual virtue signal or are their feelings legit? Vegans / Vegetarians who don't eat animals doing more than lip service.
Anonymous No.5027438
>>5026767 (OP)
This headline has gone around the globe and I can't help but think this is just dark Danish humour.
Anonymous No.5027439
>>5027238
Read it. They're asking for livestock like chickens, rabbits, and horses.

>>5027343
>bla bla bla bla capitalism
>almost invariably means the natural consequences of laissez faire capitalism, which is the end result of any system predicated upon the importance of liberty: power coalescing where you least want it
Capitalism is fine it's a lack of wise governance that is the problem just as it is in "communism". Did you know real communism has been tried? It's how most christian enclaves live. All they do that marxists don't is have an unquestionable moral code that has survived 6000 years.
Anonymous No.5027443 >>5027447 >>5027448
>>5027437
>Vegans / Vegetarians who don't eat animals doing more than lip service.
They are predominantly first worlders who depend on modern logistics and agriculture just to survivie and do more to hurt animals (and do so soullessly, impersonally, and with multi-generational impacts) than they would living as a self sufficient hunter gatherer.

Crop agriculture destroyed the planet, not spearing gazelle.
Anonymous No.5027447 >>5027487 >>5027507
>>5027443
kek this
>average veg*
>"I LOVE animals and would NEVER contribute to one *gasp* DYING"
>oh boy, nuts from bolivia, brought over with the help of 900 gallons of heavy fuel oil and untold amounts of exploitative labor? take my money. i need these or i'll starve since I won't eat a fucking egg or some cheese.

>average "non civilized person who has never considered the is-ought gap or our supreme moral duty to despise potential suffering and recognize that all life is equally valuable"
>Hey sonny go milk the cow and check the coop for eggs we're havin cheese and scramble tonight. Your moms out pickin veggies help her while yer at it.
>Sure pa! When we goin to the grocery store?
>Never.
Anonymous No.5027448
>>5027443
I have personally never seen a vegan not using the newest iphone and a new macbook. Meanwhile:
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2020/01/save-the-planet-one-mobile-device-at-a-time/
https://www.ecowatch.com/apple-iphones-slow-down-2519096622.html
I'm sure some retarded /pol/ schizo vegan that never leaves their house is more consistent but they still do more harm to the world than an abbo in the outback bashing in roo skulls.
Anonymous No.5027453
>>5026849
co2 might be what they are doing, and if so thats hilarious because its the worst possible way to die short of drowning or immolation. might as well let the kitties hunt, they dont refrain from killing quickly because its "yucky"
Anonymous No.5027486 >>5027547
>>5027050
Because it's a pet you have taken on a responsibility for its wellbeing even if you hold no sentimental feelings towards it.
If it was lifestock, the dynamic would be clear from the start and it'd be fine to execute it as you wish but the article here presents it as a thing for pets specifically which is retarded.
It's also a risk to the predator because these pet animals could harbor stuff that harms them.
Anonymous No.5027487
>>5027447
Vegans that support immigration and 3rd world aid will leave behind 10000x the environmental harm their diet mitigates.
Anonymous No.5027507 >>5027554
>>5027447
You only really need vitamin b.
Anonymous No.5027508
>>5026789
Hydraulic press. We're eating pancakes tonight.
Anonymous No.5027540
>>5026789
Captive bolt.
Anonymous No.5027542
>>5027343
You'd have to work infinity harder in the wild to be able to survive and live a long life than at an Amazon warehouse.
Anonymous No.5027547 >>5027754
>>5027486
Old pets or pets on death's door should be donated to such a cause. To not do so would be a waste of good meat and disrespectful.
Anonymous No.5027554
>>5027507
https://www.saintlukeskc.org/about/news/research-shows-vegan-diet-leads-nutritional-deficiencies-health-problems-plant-forward
veganism is associated with lower IQs and shorter heights that would have been achieved otherwise except for the wealthiest individuals

it is a literal slave diet, intended to forcibly stratify society in a way that would make huxley cum
>but its better for the environment!
so is depopulating africa and india. we do not need to have 16 billion humans and say "well if they ate meat we could only have 10 billion". we need less than 3 billion humans and artificial selective pressure against idiocy and impulsive intraspecific violence.
Anonymous No.5027555
>>5027238
>If you have a healthy animal that needs to be put down for various reasons, you are welcome to donate it to us. The animals are gently euthanised by trained staff and then used as food. That way, nothing goes to waste – and we ensure natural behaviour, nutrition and wellbeing of our predators.
The headline is just trash rag clickbait, its the Guardian
Anonymous No.5027754 >>5028065
>>5027547
How disgustingly servile. You don't have any obligation to benefit other people's animals.
Anonymous No.5028065 >>5028090 >>5028546
>>5027754
You have a moral obligation because you choose to take it as a pet. Don't be a woman, take responsibility.
Anonymous No.5028090 >>5028124 >>5028176
>>5028065
morals are fake and gay

show where in the bible this is or it doesnt exist and the only things controlling my behavior are darwinian in which case feeding a tiger rabbits is irrelevant
Anonymous No.5028124
>>5028090
You won't reproduce anyway so you might as well feed a tiger
Anonymous No.5028125
Mom the homosexual is projecting again ^
Anonymous No.5028135
>>5026923
>indians are like the natural prey of tigers
You are thinking of trains.
Anonymous No.5028175
>a delivery of 20 monkeys was donated to the Denmark Zoo by an anonymous group of philanthropists
Anonymous No.5028176
>>5028090
Lmao I agree morals are fake and gay. But at the same time I think morals good to have set up and to follow. Having morals separates us from immoral groups like The rape gangs in England.
Anonymous No.5028237
>>5027013
kek
Anonymous No.5028327
I don't have pets. Would they accept my plushies?
Anonymous No.5028349
>>5026907
*financially bankrupt

The real implication of this story that not many see is that meat is getting expensive enough that zoos are having to do this shit to keep feeding their carnivores
Anonymous No.5028546
>>5028065
Read the replies again retard. I only have a responsibility for my own animals, not someone elses. It's cucked to kill my own to feed the Danish Zoo's creatures.
If they can't even feed what they took on they shouldn't be keeping animals to begin with.
Anonymous No.5028628
>>5026770
LOOK AT HIS FLUFFY PAWS
Anonymous No.5028648
>>5026789
Anonymous No.5028696
>>5026767 (OP)
Overall a resource efficient move, buuut it's going to get easy backlash from the regulars including panicky pet owners thinking people are going to steal their family to legally feed it to a zoo.

Way better than releasing them into the wild.
Anonymous No.5028923
>>5026767 (OP)
Donate refugees.
Anonymous No.5029589
>>5026891
Normalfags will throw their pets out on the street instead
Anonymous No.5029901 >>5029935
>>5026767 (OP)
Damn that's cool!
I hope in the future, being fed to zoo animals becomes a funeral alternative. It's a shame so much is wasted by burying people adorned in fancy clothes and in boxes.
Anonymous No.5029928 >>5030388
>>5026789
Eaten by tiger
Anonymous No.5029935
>>5029901
This but unironically
Anonymous No.5030082
I don't see what the problem is. If a large animal like a horse needs to be euthanised, not letting the meat go to waste sounds like a win win to me. They have this in Sweden too for a couple of parks, and it's actually the horse owners who have to pay the zoo for the service, NOT the zoo buying the meat from the horse owner. I believe the horse can be euthanised by a vet someplace else and then have its body transported to the zoo, OR the zoo performs the euthanisation process themselves. Supposedly it's actually cheaper than the usual euthanisation + cremation service provided by vet clinic.
Anonymous No.5030388 >>5030389
>>5029928
>euthanize
When a pet is euthanized it's corpse is FILLED with toxic chemicals that would could easily kill anything that ate it.
Anonymous No.5030389
>>5030388
Incorrect.
Anonymous No.5032037
>>5026767 (OP)
Why are Nordics like this?