Thread 5026807

SMASHED and SLAMMED abominations beyond human comprehension

>height and length virtually the same
Has science gone too far?

>>5026868
Until width exceeds length we have not gone far enough

>>5026868
I'm afraid science has long since been left behind by skeem skolarz. It's more of a modern-day continuation of Daoist Alchemy.

>>5026807 (OP)
Honestly, compared to other abominations from these threads, this lineup looks... normal?

>>5026904
I guess the more grotesque specimens (read: limited time only) died out and now you're left with the more stable models.

>>5026807 (OP)
>everything proportional

FAVELAMAXXED

>>5026932
Again, this is kinda weak
It looks like it can walk

>>5026904
that's why they the clean exotics

When will the skeem go beyond a pyramid and become a tesseract?

>>5026807 (OP)
>filename
kek

>>5027233
Glad it made ya laugh, like how we laugh at these horrific muties

>>5026807 (OP)
Stan Lee seems like a good pick

>>5027160
Someone post the genetic meshnet

>>5027499
It needs to go beyond a meshnet, it needs to become a tangled maze with many halls that branch off into ouroboros's and loops before leading back into the maze, it must become like a pathway or hallway in a dream.

Why? Why would anyone come up with the idea to breed these? They have so many health issues, die early, can barely walk, can't fight, they can't do anything but sit around and suffer. What kind of sadistic cunt gets off on making another creature exist like this by choice?

>>5027633
Its a pyramid skeem

I hope BIGHOSSanon returns one day to give us more pictures of BIG HOSS, maybe even a video, a wonderful specimen BIG HOSS is

>>5027897
Wait, you're telling me a poster here actually owns one of those things?

>>5028131
Nah, it was either his brother or cousin who owns BIG HOSS, sometimes HOSSanon pet sits BIG HOSS

>>5027897
I own a "normal" bully and I think he's too "bone slammed" even though he actually has "perfect" structure, it's pretty shocking to see that his great grandfather (a 32" bandog) is in many of the Toad lines and they got a dog like that to mutate to amphibian in 3 or 4 breeding generations

when they start breeding hairless toads we're putting them in a paraphyletic group with reptiles.

i wonder who pays thousands of dollars to have one of those walking tumors. other than being supremely ugly and painfully sad to watch, they're probably worth even more thousands of dollars worth of vet checks because i'm pretty sure those things can die of suffocation in their sleep.

>>5028521
just go to a show, the people are just as dysgenic as their dogs.

>>5028389
Post your bully, I NEED to see how SLAMMED he is... how SMASHED his genes are....

>>5029218
I'm still waiting

>>5026868
Science hasn't gone too not far enough

>>5027233
there was a character selection meme someone made here but I think I never saved it.

I saw a SLAMMED dog at the emergency vet the other day.

>>5031060
Tell me more about this SLAMMED dog...

>>5031060
are you a vet tech? if yes what was the case and what happened
t. fellow tech

anyone have that webm of the tour of the toad cages with the leather couch and playstation setup

>>5031126
>I wanna take you for a ride!

>>5031168
Toadline cage rooms are horrifying

>>5031126
LMAO

Is this the Toadline's final expected form?

cannot comprehend the mindset of these breeders
where can i read interviews or accounts from them

>>5031589
>"I want a perpetual soundscape of Randy Savage cutting a promo, but with NONE of the showmanship!"

>>5032011
https://youtu.be/zA0CjM693yo

>>5032011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANKdZvixsjU&list=RDANKdZvixsjU (this one is ancient bully history, the bullies are cringe and their legs are still under them)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8-1Bycz8

Yeah, so Crown's Pedigree is fraudulent. So this means that Doughboy is actually 0x Pimpy, 1x Bape.
But is like 3x ET, and 2x Rascal.

>>5032011
Instagram.

>>5032919
devastating news to the bully community

>>5032919
this is fucking shocking news, we'll have to redo the entire Doughboy genealogy.

>>5031589
Nice, they even torture them with ear piercing rap music like in guantanamo with al quaeda. As if they weren't already fucked beyond salvation.

>>5032919
Feast your eyes on Crown's true pedigree. Crown's creator, a Korean named Hwangbo Kang. This KANG was exposed by his own kennel KGB, saying that he edited pictures of Crown to hide a chest marking that would have exposed him. They revealed the secret after The Kang scammed them 4 times.
Do you forgive him bullybros?
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1OQDDUhIho/
https://www.instagram.com/hwangbokang_nbc

>>5027633
Brown people and white trash

Was getting home from taking my dog to the beach the other day and I let him out of the truck with no leash in my driveway. He runs off and I'm like shit and then some fat bitch with a toad looking pitbull on a leash was freaking out coz my dog had run up and was sniffing her dog. She called the thing 'mama' and kept saying 'she's not friendly!' well wtf is Mama gonna do she looks like she can barely breath.

>>5031589
That's actually really sad

>>5033177
Yes it's called civilizational collapse. Completely absurd behavior that is treated as normal. Like e621 using "LGBT education (for kids)" as a reason to not have a porn ID law in Arizona.

>>5034277
Porn ID laws are civilizational collapse
>we need to track your online activity and link it to your real identity
>think of the children
>no we will not shut down professional porn studios that literally pay people to have sex with strangers despite prostitution being illegal that would be unamerican
>hmmm perhaps it's time for hate speech laws to cover unfair criticisms of israel such as false accusations of genocide

>>5032919
it's over....

>>5026868
>>5026877
I demand fully stackable dogs. They must function like furry, miserable, inbred Legos.

>>5034277
>Like e621 using "LGBT education (for kids)" as a reason
Please provide a source, I couldn't find anything.

>>5036402
If you clicked a couple links on their site, it sent you to a "email your representative" page with an autofill letter. It had "LGBT education" as a reason. I can post a screenshot later.

>>5026807 (OP)
in the next decade or so, these guys will be amorphous slugs crawling on the ground.

>>5036940
Slugs can actually move. That would be a mercy. I say they breed them so their bodies are SLAMMED lower than their SMASHED kneecaps.

>>5037108
Dying from an infection due to chaffing in the chest area is actually a leading cause of death for the really extremely SMASHED and SLAMMED dogs.

>>5031820
What the fuck is that thing

>>5032919
DAMN IT I INVESTED IN DOUGHBOY BLOOD AND NOW ITS FUCKED

>>5031820
Holy shit this is one SLAMMED toadie

>>5037672
I HAVE AN ENTIRE FREEZER FULL OF SEMEN THAT'S WORTHLESS NOW
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO FUND MY RETIREMENT, I SOLD SIX BITCOINS FOR THIS

>>5037734
It's over man... it's joever... the evil spirits of the late bogandoffs have cursed the skeem...

>>5031589
How bad do you think it smells in there?

>>5032919
it's doughver...

>>5037970
I love this image, are there more of these?

>>5038713
He looks like he's being hung like one those trannyjaks kek

>>5039459
rest in power bro

>>5036373
Woah just like muh heckin all tomorrows

What would happen if you bred a toadie with these specimens?

>>5032919
NO NO NO NO NOOOO

>>5039684
Kill me human!!
Please kill me...
Kill me now human!!

>>5036373
This idea fucks

Why is this a general? It's the same handful of images/memes every single time. And no one here has the intelligence/empathy to potentially start organizing efforts to get stuff like this regulated/banned

>>5041003
worst part is that new content is within reach on insta but nobody wants to actually haul it over here

>>5039683
I never knew these things existed what the fuck is this.

>>5041003
>>5042450
The image I chose for the OP is actually a new image, also this general is a mixture of schadenfreude, memes, and freakshow entrainment. Also the ghetto people who make these abominations are also hilarious along with their weird adverts.

>>5041003
Part of the skeem

>>5042477
Short spine syndrome, their vertebrae fused together causing the short spine

>>5036940
Forget about crawling, soon they will be immobile pancakes.

>>5032919
Fuck

>>5044014
PANCAKELINE LOCK IN FOR 5 BINTAR RIGHT NOW SMASHED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR LITERALLY FLAT AS A PANCAKE HAS THE SKEEM GONE TOO FAR?

>>5042450
maybe none of the anons here have instas

>>5026932
that thing is deformed, why is the mulatto holding it up as if it is something to be proud of?

>>5031589
unironically evil
the person doing this needs to be shot. the only saving grace is that these dogs are probably too retarded to know what's going on.

>>5032498
those ones just look like regular nigger pitbulls

>>5032919
imagine being one of the absolute reprobates who cares enough about this 'breed' to care about this shit

holy fuck i wish it was illegal for browns to own animals

>>5031589
It looks like some kind of room you'd see in a super villain's headquarters' in a cartoon.

Kafkaesque

>>5046139
jesus fuck. what's up with it's front paws, are they just stumps?

>>5031589
>clearly enough room on top for a third bank of SLAMcages
It's a subtle threat.

>>5046354
We don't need trivial things such as functional limbs where we're SMASHING, gweilo.

>>5039684
Jesus Christ...legs aren't supposed to bend like that

All dog owners are evil.

>>5047047
They do this to cats, pigeons, and goats too.

Animal breeders are a very weird and often delusional class of people. It’s not the species, its that their job is caging a bunch of animals in not enough space and forcibly pairing or artificially inseminating them (manmade horror beyond comprehension - our ancestors would be deeply disturbed). Some small breeders are sane and are basically pet owners whose pets occasionally have kids. But the ones who can actually live off it are almost always crazy.

>>5046139
Holy shit, the pups are now becoming deformed from the get go, in the past they used to look normal before growing into their disabled SMASHED and SLAMMED bodies, now there's no growing period and instead INSTANTANEOUS SLAMMING

>>5039684
When you try to find the original video and end up going down the rabbit hole of skeem funded multimedia for the whole family instead

>>5042450
I don't have instagram, I depend on my internet frens to share fresh toadlines with me.

>>5047061
Holy shit, imagine a story time or /v/ thread of one of these things

>>5047059
>in the past they used to look normal

The smashling documentary intrigued me the most and led me to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFTEg2ZTmZmJrVAI8Eg26Dw where it's at.
I've been a slamhead since the initial discovery and not once have I ever seen this posted anywhere. Maybe I just conveniently missed it every time it was. Some of the videos are at a hundred thousand views so probably. Does /an/ have the cojones to attend a bully beach bash and marinate in ethnic excellence?

>>5047137
https://imginn.com/

>>5047591
I'm talking about the newborns, these clearly aren't newborns and are growing into their deformities as I stated earlier

>>5039684
*Fusion of Brundlefly and Telepod complete.
The kind of people who do this shit are spooky as Hell, and deserve time in jail for their crimes.

>>5031126
This pic is one of the greatest things ever made.

>>5047059
Soon even the embryos will be SMASHED and SLAMMED.

>>5048451
This is by far the most distressing of the SMASHED records. It looks like some fleshy idol of Shub-Niggurath. Lovecraftian nexus of SMASHED and SLAMMED ELDRITCH SKEEMS.