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Anonymous No.5027000 >>5027053 >>5027067 >>5027082 >>5027090 >>5027119 >>5027122 >>5027136 >>5027137 >>5027138 >>5027255
>entire body is a suit of armor that it can just barely carry
What a terribly designed animal.
Anonymous No.5027053 >>5027056
>>5027000 (OP)

Bitch

I'm a hungry torpedo. What a terribly designed post.
Anonymous No.5027056
>>5027053
>I-I'm a torpedo!
Anonymous No.5027067 >>5027097
>>5027000 (OP)
>Nature creates a predator capable of breaking your armor with a bite.
Anonymous No.5027082 >>5027174
>>5027000 (OP)
>terribly designed animal
if that were true no animal even remotely similar in Bauplan would still be around
Anonymous No.5027090 >>5027120
>>5027000 (OP)
What even IS the point of soft shell turtles?!?
Anonymous No.5027097
>>5027067
Is it actually powerful enough to break a sulcata's shell?
Anonymous No.5027119 >>5027174
>>5027000 (OP)
It most be doing something right when they've been around since the god damn Triassic.
Anonymous No.5027120
>>5027090
theyre fast
Anonymous No.5027122 >>5027132 >>5027152
>>5027000 (OP)
>entire body is a long, vulnerable, limbless noodle and you have to drag it across potentially harmful, rugged grounds.
How are these guys still around again?
Anonymous No.5027131 >>5027173
The answer is always because they fuck more than they die
Anonymous No.5027132 >>5027395
>>5027122
Snakes have speed, stealth, fangs, and venom on their side.
Being a turtle is like living 100 years trapped inside completely unwieldy body armor. What a miserable life.
Anonymous No.5027136
>>5027000 (OP)
It's not terribly designed if it remained efficient and consistent for millions of years. You're pretty much invulnerable to most predatorial attacks with a few exceptions.
Anonymous No.5027137 >>5027141 >>5027152
>>5027000 (OP)
Does the shell ever even save them? A cat or something could dig the head/legs out easily. Some of them can't even retract. It seems like something to guard against ants and stuff but they get loads of ticks too. What's the point?
Anonymous No.5027138 >>5027142
>>5027000 (OP)
>Entire thread consists of morons who know nothing about how turtles or snakes defend themselves or herpetology in general.
Stay in school kids
Anonymous No.5027141
>>5027137
>Have giant forearms that are covered in rugged boney plates that completely protects vulnerable parts.
Gee anon, I don't know either.
Anonymous No.5027142 >>5027146
>>5027138
Turtles make up like a couple paragraphs at most in any standard biology book. There's not much you can say other than "they have big shells to hide in and uh... that's it"
Anonymous No.5027146
>>5027142
Maybe if you’re a filthy casual who doesn’t know anything beyond what your 5th grade bio book says
Anonymous No.5027152
>>5027122
>How are these guys still around again?
Snakes are fast and camouflage well with their surroundings and often remain low by accessing tight crevices and spaces thanks to the structure of their bodies. Some even have venom and use that to ward off predators. Snake also have tough leather-like skin so their terrain often has no effect on them. Stop boiling down things to "lol they have no limbs and their long so why don't they get btfo all the time" Actual smooth brain logic just like OP.
>>5027137
Not how tortoise shells work at all. It's deliberately shaped in a way for almost no predators to be able reach in for limbs, not only that but even if their limbs are exposed enough they're often covered in rough armor. Only attackers with the strongest bites such as hyenas, crocodiles or jaguars can shatter them or if you're a smart enough bird like a hawk you can try and drop one from a good height but even that is energy consuming and might not even break it. Turtles on the other hand also have more ways to defend themselves than just hiding. They're fast swimmers and can deliver painful bites. You'll rarely see one come onto land other than laying eggs or migrating somewhere.
>"b-but you they can't flip themselves over"
myth. Only very large tortoises have trouble righting themselves due to their ridiculous weight and their shell shape but even then that is rare outside of mating because natural predators wont waste energy flipping a literal boulder over just for a meal they wont likely get. Turtles and Tortoises have long enough necks and utilize them to right themselves on their own.
Anonymous No.5027173
>>5027131
/threD
Anonymous No.5027174
>>5027082
>>5027119
this. OP is a moron
Anonymous No.5027255
>>5027000 (OP)
>nature’s perfect bulldozer
>terribly designed
Uh huh
Anonymous No.5027395
>>5027132
>stealth
I have a billion snakes on my property and my dogs love to hunt them but its hillarious they dont catch any because they cannot see them even an inch from their face