Thread 5027496

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>>5027496 (OP)
What can a buffalo actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its horns, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

>>5027496 (OP)
And i heard buffalo had a hard time removing parasites...

>unprovoked
the hell? why didnt it just die like he wanted

>>5027496 (OP)
unfanthomably based buffalo

sometimes the predator loses, deal with it

>>5027496 (OP)
He forgot the golden rule, never relax

That's sad. Trophy hunters are important contributors to conservation.

We should equip our hunters with real weapons like H&K G3s since apparently we forgot humans evolved to hunt in a group with 3 other people and a pack of wolves.

>>5027512
just dodge the charge, step behind the buffalo and pommel him from behind
gg ez

>try to kill animal
>lose
>man wtf it just came out of nowhere and attacked him entirely unprovoked

>wolves evolved for millions of years to hunt together
>pit a lone wolf against a water buffalo
>it gets gored
>"good"
ARAs are deranged

>>5027532
>try to kill something
>when it fights back cry out that it was unprovoked
The hunter cries out as he strikes you.

>>5027533
Yes, superior species do that.

>>5027535
Typical inferior white guy got killed here in case you forgot.

Stuff like this just continues proving that humans are both sore losers and sore winners.

>>5027545
I mean superior species cry out as they strike, because they deserve and you don't.

Typical superior white guy had an unfortunate accident here but hey, sometimes evil wins. Sometimes hamas kills Israelis. Sometimes tigers eat indians. If evil never won, good would have nothing to do.

>>5027532
What the fuck is this post even trying to communicate

>>5027496 (OP)
theres nothing wrong with hunting in any way, youre just mad because youre poor

>>5027535
A superior species can take the L. Not "bawwwwwww i got killed trying to kill the buffalo i dindu nuffin".

>>5027496 (OP)
boomer got cooked bruh, shoulda quickscoped

>>5027535
hes dead, the buffalo isnt
great superiority

>>5027580
>hamas killed the hostages, i guess israel isn't the only good middle eastern country
if evil never won any battles, good would no war to win

evil is evil precisely because it is able to do something

>>5027496 (OP)
based, i hope the buffalo gonna hunt for his family too.

>>5027496 (OP)
What can a human actually do though? If you hug its back it can't reach you with its arms, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly slam it from behind. If you stand to the side of its shoulders then it won't even be able to hit you with a hook. If it raises its fist to perform a punch then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its pommeling, then move back in to continue stomping.

>>5027583
>israel
>good
Post nose

>>5027550
>I mean superior species cry out as they strike
Isn't that a thing the Nazi's said the jews were inferior FOR doing?

Also what was this guy even "crying out" as he striked? That he got to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to hunt what's effectively a ranch animal?

>>5027496 (OP)
He should get his meat from the supermarket like I do
Animal cruelty is disgusting and small penis energy

>>5027595
No they said they were irritating for it. Jews are actually aryans so they were the nazis equals.

>>5027496 (OP)
well ain't that a shame

>>5027597
He was a Texan rancher. He probably just raised his own meat.
>>5027496 (OP)
Dude was a prick.

>dying to a herbivore
what a faggot kek

>>5027551
that they forgot to take their meds today

>>5027550
6/10 bait

>>5027837
Kek

>>5027597
Tbh you should really only be eating animals you’ve killed yourself.

>>5027532
>Go hunt for fun, without any need
>Know it's dangerous
>Be surprised when danger happens
Dude

“Nooo stop defending yourself let me kill you noooo”

>>5027496 (OP)
>Deadliest game animal in africa kills another person
>OH MY CHUNGUS HOW UNWHOLESOME>:(
Every time.

>>5027837
kek x2

This is the true dignified death for a big game hunter. Many old lions also die gored by buffaloes.

>>5027837
based

>>5027496 (OP)
square go
fair play innit

>>5027521
You can't expect brown people of /an/ to have any foresight or understanding of nature

>>5027496 (OP)
So I did some research, and he died on a GUIDED HUNT??? How in the fuck does that happen, everyone in the group is armed to the teeth, ready to take down any living creature on the planet with some absurd elephant caliber. Looks like they had too much /k/ and not enough /an/, many such cases of hunters like this

>>5028207
>make up a bunch of crazy delusions based on south park gags
>surprised when they don't match reality

>>5028207
>>5028221
>"IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!"

I doubt if the buffalo was aware it was in danger from the funny black bye-bye sticks you retards.

>>5027590
You should go outside more.

Best part is he was a real estate baron

>>5027496 (OP)
I like how for the buffalo it says it KILLED the hunter, but for the hunter is says he was merely trying to "take down" the buffalo

he deserved it, and, idk a lot about hunt, but, yo, u have a sniper, how a cow with steroids killed u?, and how the buffalo knew where the sniper was and how he knows that bald monkey with a weird stick was the guy who throwed a lil ball at the speed of sound?

>>5027601
nah the majority of the farms are worst than a shot, the problem is, he dont kill bc hes hungry, thats a very good option, a animal who had a good life its just found by a predator, a shot, and u re dead, a fast death, the problem, the 99% of hunters hunt bc its funny, bc they want a animal in their walls, not bc they want food, the majority of farms are animals like, 1 cow / 1m x 1 m, and they are getting prengnant and give milk in a cage, they cant walk, just have children and give milk, when they cant, they kill him

>>5028265
>>5028311
They were hunted by people for a couple hundred years, they know very well. You can read stories of injured buffalo trying to stalk and kill the hunter.

>>5028207
African trophy hunts are basically someone paying to shoot an animal halfway between hand-raised and purely wild. The tour guides know where the animal is so its not like it'll escape.
You're more in danger of a wildlife attack when hunting in Montana than any safari ride in Africa.

>>5027535
A superior species should look out for and protect our animal brethren not maime and torture them for our own twisted enjoyment.

>>5027535
A proper human would have easily killed the buffallo with modern weaponry when our ancestors already did so with basic spears.
This hunter was just sub-standard and deserved to go.

>>5028270
and you should lurk moar