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Anonymous No.5027859 [Report] >>5027868 >>5027870 >>5027881 >>5027892 >>5027915 >>5027916 >>5028503 >>5028561 >>5031758 >>5039149 >>5044736
ITT: Animal kingdom humiliation rituals
Anonymous No.5027868 [Report] >>5027915 >>5027916 >>5030520 >>5032139 >>5048680
>>5027859 (OP)
>Literally just a sausage of blubber, meat and lard.
Anonymous No.5027870 [Report] >>5027874
>>5027859 (OP)
Jaime pull up the video of the seal raping a penguin while its friends watch
Anonymous No.5027874 [Report] >>5027895 >>5028503 >>5028640 >>5029465 >>5036031 >>5036945 >>5041078 >>5046573
>>5027870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XChF76VnDBs
Anonymous No.5027881 [Report]
>>5027859 (OP)
That fatass seal is completely at their mercy, why the hell aren't those penguins gouging it's eyes out? Are they retarded?
Anonymous No.5027892 [Report] >>5027895
>>5027859 (OP)
Don't they rape penguins every now and then
Anonymous No.5027895 [Report]
>>5027892
Yes

See here
>>5027874
Anonymous No.5027915 [Report] >>5027916 >>5028251 >>5028909 >>5028920
>>5027859 (OP)
>>5027868
Anonymous No.5027916 [Report] >>5028251 >>5028583 >>5028746 >>5028909 >>5028920 >>5031496
>>5027859 (OP)
>>5027868
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Anonymous No.5028251 [Report]
>>5027915
>>5027916
kek
Anonymous No.5028503 [Report]
>>5027859 (OP)
>>5027874
Little did those penguins know...
Anonymous No.5028549 [Report]
Anonymous No.5028561 [Report]
>>5027859 (OP)
The penguins are simply irrelevant for the seal
>bird sits on a big mammal/reptile which doesn't care at all
very common pattern
Anonymous No.5028583 [Report] >>5028727 >>5028920
>>5027916
tfw you realize that's a bunch of ground up animals turned into a caricature that could be described as a cruel alchemical joke with the title "transmutation"
Anonymous No.5028640 [Report]
>>5027874
The penguin didn’t say no, it was consensual
Anonymous No.5028668 [Report] >>5028689 >>5045277
Anonymous No.5028689 [Report]
>>5028668
giwtwm
Anonymous No.5028727 [Report] >>5032007
>>5028583
when I was a kid my favorite chicken nuggets were the ones shaped like a foot

we should turn more animals into paste and then shape the paste back into animals
Anonymous No.5028746 [Report]
>>5027916
I could really go for a muffaletta right now.
Anonymous No.5028909 [Report]
>>5027915
>>5027916
I don't get it
Anonymous No.5028920 [Report]
>>5027915
>>5027916
>>5028583
>imagine how many piglets were minced alive to make this
It's like an edible Treblinka
Anonymous No.5028958 [Report] >>5046613 >>5047608
Anonymous No.5029465 [Report]
>>5027874
love is love chud
Anonymous No.5030520 [Report] >>5030525 >>5044915
>>5027868
And yet you'd rub away like a bitch if one came in your direction
Anonymous No.5030525 [Report]
>>5030520
what's it gonna do? flop towards me? I'd give it a good kick in the face and gouge it's eyes out with a stick.
Anonymous No.5030561 [Report] >>5033827
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Anonymous No.5031496 [Report] >>5031780
>>5027916
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Anonymous No.5031501 [Report]
>>5031500
the most vague meaningless shit ever.
Academics really do have to pump out shit to continue receiving their government welfare checks aye?
Anonymous No.5031538 [Report] >>5033978
Anonymous No.5031593 [Report]
>>5030563
eats cactus but cant handle a little sour boy
Anonymous No.5031597 [Report] >>5031601
>>5031500
>Our mammals are speci-ACK
Anonymous No.5031601 [Report] >>5038868
>>5031597
>crocodile trying to get uppity
Anonymous No.5031602 [Report] >>5031742 >>5032085 >>5036484
Anonymous No.5031633 [Report] >>5036489 >>5039336
TAKE A BATH, STINKY!
Anonymous No.5031742 [Report]
>>5031602
Fucking no chill
Anonymous No.5031758 [Report]
>>5027859 (OP)
Anonymous No.5031766 [Report]
>>5031500
Being pregnant in nature seems like a big problem when you can't run properly and any predator will target you or you can't hunt. Laying eggs is superior yeah they get eaten try again next time, at least you won't die cause of them.
Anonymous No.5031780 [Report]
>>5031496
>Saved
Anonymous No.5031992 [Report] >>5045000 >>5045313
>>5031500
Well technically birds are reptiles so reptiles are the winners
Anonymous No.5032007 [Report]
>>5028727
Or just the shape of what they should be, like the McRib
Anonymous No.5032085 [Report] >>5032848
>>5031602
Is living in the jungle so boring that you would put your life on the line for some entertainment?
Anonymous No.5032139 [Report]
>>5027868
??
what about your mother? this is /an/
Anonymous No.5032848 [Report]
>>5032085
its also about turf. gibbons are territorial and will actually fuck with everything they can sorta fuck with if trespassing. i highly doubt it would try the same shit with a grown tiger.
Anonymous No.5033827 [Report]
>>5030561
fuckin fritz
Anonymous No.5033855 [Report] >>5034337
Anonymous No.5033978 [Report]
>>5031538
cheeky little shit lmao
Anonymous No.5034337 [Report]
>>5033855
he killed billions
Anonymous No.5036031 [Report]
>>5027874
Lol
Anonymous No.5036484 [Report]
>>5031602
KEK, that tail tug
Anonymous No.5036489 [Report] >>5036516
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Anonymous No.5036516 [Report]
>>5036489
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT BOOOOM!
Anonymous No.5036737 [Report] >>5036806 >>5037342 >>5042457 >>5045188
>>5031500
Lmao, no. Dinosaurs stomped everything else so hard, they only fell to litteral cosmic factor.
Be humble, do better.
Anonymous No.5036739 [Report]
Anonymous No.5036806 [Report] >>5037508 >>5038856
>>5036737
>Dinosaurs
Avians are not involved in this contest.
Anonymous No.5036886 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvJeITTs_I
Anonymous No.5036945 [Report] >>5037263
>>5027874
Broke that buck right in front of his family.
Anonymous No.5037263 [Report]
>>5036945
Lmao
Anonymous No.5037342 [Report]
>>5036737
I could beat him one handed, no problem
Anonymous No.5037508 [Report] >>5038856
>>5036806
>Conceding that fast
Lol. Lmao.
Mammals should fear the strong.
Anonymous No.5038856 [Report]
>>5036806
>>5037508
Reptiles win again
Anonymous No.5038868 [Report]
>>5031601
Based
Anonymous No.5039149 [Report] >>5039151 >>5039159
>>5027859 (OP)
Gharials are so silly.
Anonymous No.5039151 [Report]
>>5039149
lizards together strong
Anonymous No.5039159 [Report] >>5040358
>>5039149
wow those turtles are a bunch of pricks.
Anonymous No.5039336 [Report]
>>5031633
catsisters, our response?
Anonymous No.5040358 [Report]
>>5039159
Turtle didn't do anything!
Anonymous No.5041078 [Report] >>5046573
>>5027874
IN THE END.......
Anonymous No.5042457 [Report]
>>5036737
YOU JUST KNOW
Anonymous No.5042820 [Report]
>>5031500
Reptiles are so good, they don't need to evolve.
Anonymous No.5042852 [Report]
>>5031500

There's more species of lizards than mammals so...
Anonymous No.5044736 [Report]
>>5027859 (OP)
Why is it so fat?
Anonymous No.5044915 [Report]
>>5030520
oh yeah I'd rub away like a whore if a huge sausage came at me
Anonymous No.5044932 [Report]
>>5031500
Did a mamal write this article?
Anonymous No.5045000 [Report]
>>5031992
false
Anonymous No.5045038 [Report]
>>5030566
Anonymous No.5045188 [Report] >>5045190
>>5036737
Dinos rule the Earth for 165 million years but never create a lineage that's smarter than a dog. Even the much hyped raptors and Troodon are not even as smart as birds. They got size and fangs.
While Mammals created the undisputed smartest and most successful species - humans within 60 million years
The biological configuration of Mammals are clearly more suited to creating intelligent animals
Anonymous No.5045190 [Report]
>>5045188
It's called survival of fittest, not survival of the smartest. Humanity is an exception because we actually gained enough intelligence that is worth a damn for survival and not being stuck with piss basic infant level shit like most animals (dogs). Mammals like zebras or lions still get bodied by "unintelligent" reptiles like crocodiles.
Anonymous No.5045277 [Report]
>>5028668
Average millennial couple.
Anonymous No.5045313 [Report]
>>5031992
Scaly claws typed this
Anonymous No.5046573 [Report]
>>5027874
>>5041078
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Anonymous No.5046613 [Report]
>>5028958
Back in the early days of MTL, playing obscure Japanese hentai games would often have Cormorants as a word. Which I'm 95% sure wasn't correct.
Anonymous No.5047608 [Report]
>>5028958
Maybe the geese don't mind?
Anonymous No.5048680 [Report]
>>5027868
aren't we all?