Post monkeys

>>5028122 (OP)
I hate these little shits, they look so weird

>>5028122 (OP)
million pity thread

>>5028179
No, this is a monkey thread

>>5028122 (OP)
I love these dudes so much. I wish I was a richfag so I could at least get a lykoi cat, that kinda looks similar.
If I were president, I would make it legal to import all non-endangered species of macaque for being pets.

Have you seen a monkey from China named "Synsyn"?

Why does /an/ hate monkeys? :(

>>5028122 (OP)

>>5029895
That's not a monkey

>>5029108
Then post monkeys, not rat trees.
Million pity Macaques don't belong to sacred monkey threads.

>>5029912
I have no idea what any of that means

this aint no tree rat monkey but thats a monkey according to its mother....

what all macaques deserve when karma calls

more karma calling

what all monkeys deserve

this little turd "f"ed around and found out lol

for the over sensitive orangutan lovers look away. this is what happens when an ape acts like a monkey and steals poor villagers food. thread will be nuked asap anyway

>>5029952
>famous video game character, diddy kong

I can understand why people from SEA and the surrounding areas hate monkeys, them being considered pests, overpopulation, and pestering of the humans that they share a habitat with. But what is with people from the other side of the world, I’m talking the US and sometimes even Europe, seeming to harbor an equal or stronger hatred for monkeys?

I remember reading that BBC article about the journalist who uncovered and exposed a monkey torture ring in Thailand by getting into their Telegram channel or something, and nearly all of the ringleader’s customers were from the fucking Bible Belt. These people probably haven’t been in the same hemisphere as a monkey before. What gives?

>>5030408
Americans are psychopaths who hate animals because of cultural ingrained worship of ranchers

>>5030408
It's a weird subculture that arose with hog hunting. Hog hunting in the US is an entirely unregulated free for all. Entirely. A lot of very lower class families in the hog zone are so acclimated to killing pigs in amateurish and brutal ways that their mindset has devolved to that of the island savage due to their lifestyles need to make light of botched kills of relatively intelligent and willful animals.

Basically all hunter gatherer groups are necessarily savage (which spreads to other parts of their personality). Factory farmers have a fond memory of them, while ranchers see it as a less evolved state.

>>5030425
Nope. Ranchers are absurdly civilized. They have to defend their animals, keep them in good health, kill them quickly and quietly so the other animals don't care, and do so in a static area that must also produce plant crops and remain perpetually productive. Of all the ways humans live, ranching and herding - subsistence farming - shows the most honest and deliberate moral commitment to all of our food sources and our impact on the planet.

The industrialization of food and the oft-lionized hunter gatherer lifestyle on the other hand are simultaneously the products and causes of savagery and a more brutal, callous, narcissistic type of human.

>>5030433
a hunter really has to make the conscious choice to be as ethical as possible and keep their soul clean. religiously. most don't. some do.

and then there are farmers that due to religious authorities poor decision making, become accustomed to believing cruelty is necessary (kosher slaughter)