Thread 5029497

>QUACK QUACK I WANT BREAD GIVE ME BREAD NOOOWWWWW QUUUAAACKKKK
how do you respond? (you can sound mad if you want)

>>5029497 (OP)
hold still, this will hurt a lot

>>5029497 (OP)
Just say "hi", geese mostly harass fragile pussies who look scared. They've never bothered me.

>>5029497 (OP)
Cute duck. Here is some sourdough. Enjoy!

>>5029497 (OP)
Pick him up and throw him like a football(he will sound like a race car)

>>5029526
Correct response.

>>5029545
I got this reference. Why'd he show off his big dick and nobody mentioned it?

>>5029497 (OP)
doesn't bread kill these feathered fucks

>>5029567
No. It's fucking bread.

>>5029497 (OP)
Gator food.

Bread is bad for you. Here, have some peas. I'll eat the bread

>>5029566
>>5029526
That's a goose. And neither geese nor ducks should be fed bread. They're much better off eating something green. Bread can make them sick. Peas will not. Feed them peas.

>>5029505
SPBP

As a professional goose father and professional goose trainer I can tell you as a 100% true fact.

Geese only attack pedophiles.

>>5029640
They can eat whatever the fuck they want.
My chickens ate a pound of styrafoam before I found them circled around like it was popcorn.

You eat cake fat boy. Let it eat the bread in a reasonable quantity as long as it's not moldy.

>>5029571
DELETE THIS HONK

>>5029640
Bread is fine. Women have spread this myth online like they do with all animals. Wet bread can molder, and that's bad for ducks. Fresh bread is fine. Don't feed moldy bread to anything. It's like you don't realize that seeds are a major component of duck and goose diets.

>>5029785
>stuffs his face full of doritos and mt dew
>tries to begrudge a duck some bread (hes right but just dont overfeed them)
Sadly many such cases exist.

>>5029785
Why do chickens crave the styrafoam?
Had a rooster that absolutely devoured the stuff.

>>5029917
Chickens are like goats. They will eat anything.

>>5029497 (OP)
>will drown and devour any aquatic bird as large as a blue heron.
Nothing personal kid.

>>5029931
I have a new found hatred for these soulless reptilian bastards when I found out they take up a good chunk of duckling mortality rates.

>>5029941
Any creature that kills a juvenile mammal, bird or dinosaur must die. This is the Law.

>>5029914
lmao
Neither Doritos nor Mt Dew are even sold where I'm from!
>>5029799
False.

for me it's giving them peas floating in a bowl of water

>>5029917
I don't know but I stopped storing foam board. I think it's a texture thing. Like the most satisfying blend of soft/stiff, easy to piece out. Etc.
>>5029914
My chickens and ducks are hard-core henries. I dump out Rockstar and feed the them whatever I'm eating. They literally help me stay fit by turning all my shit food into chicken breast and eggs.
Here is 1 of 3 or 4 flocks depending on season.

>>5029941
Bro. The worst is when you get a bird that just gets it's leg snapped off.

It's like right on the line of treatment or culling and you never know which direction is best.
Then you got a duck with 1 leg..... Now what?

Racoons are also horrible horrible animals. They Will pin a chicken down and eat it alive. I woke up. Checked my bird camera, saw a racoon grab a bird at 1 am, it was 330am. I went outside and it was still eating the bird, the bird was still alive. It ate it's entire leg, thigh, and up into its breast.
I shot them both.

I'm not usually like that. But I gave this racoon a warning. I caught it one day and I sprayed it with a garden hose and let my dog bark at it for about 10 minutes and let it go.
It came back and was cruel as fuck. So I shot it.

>>5029799
Fag

>>5029947
Orcas kill juvenile humpback whales and dolphins all the time

>>5030065
This is how all carnivores are though. Your dog would do the same if you didn't feed it kibbles n bits

>>5030075
No. My dog snaps it's neck within seconds.
I literally watch my dog do this often. It kills and then eats it. It doesn't keep it alive for hours on end consuming it's flesh as it watches.

Your just wrong. I don't even Haye raccoons. Their cute and have a place in the world. But to deny that as cruelty is retarded.

Very few animals will keep something alive as they actively eat it.
You should of said cat. My cat is a fucking demon. It brought a wild bird into the house and make it scream so I'd come and look at what was going on. It then snapped it's neck right in front of me and walked out the door.

He is a little bitch.

>>5029941
Ducks are pest birds. Good.

>>5030065
Animals aren't cruel. Unlike you, they did not evolve defective levels of empathy as a livestock rearing aid. To them a chicken that isn't struggling isn't alive. It does not register. They are not consciously being cruel to anything.

Empathy is a sense, not a voluntary act. The voluntary act is called sympathy.

>>5030075
As you can see here. My dog actively goes for the neck.

Even cats don't actively eat an animal alive. They will torture it for sure. Cruel as fuck. Most people say it's to teach you how to hunt. Rarely do my cats not just outright kill and I never seem them chow down on something still kicking.

>>5030147
Bro. I don't need you to philosophy cope 101
Anyone who's ever seen the animal that's being eaten alive understands pain.
I didn't shoot the racoon when it was stealing eggs. It got 3 chickens before I decided to kill it. This didn't happen out of nowhere. I didn't make the space an invitation.

Cruel is going to a grocery store and paying someone to actively torture a animal in your name because you didn't want to just outright kill it yourself. I guess life is about perspective. Why should you get to claim a morale superiority and be the arbiter of what suffering is?


>>Criminals have no concept of suffering ergo suffering doesn't exist! The woman being raped and murdered was isn't suffering because the perpetrator "did not evolve defective levels of empathy as a livestock rearing aid. To them a chicken that isn't struggling isn't alive. It does not register. They are not consciously being cruel to anything"

Beyond retarded.

>>5030144
African wild dogs eat live prey all the time lol

>>5030153
Im not in Africa.
I don't have an african dog.
Wtf are you going on about?
Robot says youre retarded.

>>5030153
Bro. Are you Jewish?

>crazy dead raccoon tit poster is anyafag
"zoophile" - makes a funny duck thread about pictures of animals killing things and his dead raccoon tit picture
this exact same guy chased a (clearly lost pet) cat up a tree, caught it, and ate it. it was a thread on /ck/.

he also repeatedly announced his plans to use an anal stretching kit on his dogs vagina and to begin regularly raping her when she turned two. when his dog resists or tries to escape he wraps her in packing tape. he is 100% getting off to posting the dead raccoon tits. he will also now deny that he planned to rape her because in his delusional mind she wants it.

Pic related is the horse he also rapes

AO3: A_S_Gregory
Reddit: Affectionate-Rub5176
imgur: a/y09s3EL (face unconfirmed)
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4869838/#4871443 (WTF BRO)

On old 4chan this sick fuck would already be in jail. Can any SW texas (laredo) anons PLEASE help get the cops on his ass?

>inb4 nu4chan mods delete this after anyafag reports it for doxxing, because 4chan staff have 0 coordination and 99% of them have no idea how many bans anyafag is evading or how many crimes he has admitted to and posted evidence of
Hey mods, on old 4chan you would have assisted the police. Or do you only do that when someone makes a joke threat at a certain sherriff?

>>5030153
what s auprise, didnt see that coming.. Are you next going to tell me about the african honeybee, or perhaps the african nigger, by chance?

>>5030155
>>5030162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvjZ5vJZf0Q

>>5029785
>You eat cake fat boy. Let it eat the bread in a reasonable quantity as long as it's not moldy.
Never seen someone put it so well.

>>5030164
>W-w-well the dog from africa isn't nice!
Yes. And?

Even the domestic dogs from africa aren't nice because the shitters there dont maintain any semblance of society even if given a "how to maintain a semblance of society" manual so any that don't have rabies have been kicked and hit with sticks for sniffing without permission and any that haven't been abused are descended from aggressive semi-feral animals

>>5030074
Yes, that's why they're scheduled to be phased out.

>>5030147
>Ducks are pest birds.
Most ducks aren't. Muscovy ducks sure as hell are. An actual abomination. Should be killed wherever the vermin are found.

>>5030164
African Wild Dogs are high on the list of animals to be eradicated. Enjoy their shitty gore bullshit while you can. They're leaving this planet and going back to Hell. Most canids are.

>>5030261
>D-dogs bad
Dogs create richer ecosystems so nah

We can definitely do without big cats though. They're actually a threat to people.

>>5030262
Nobody cares about what you want. This is happening. You're not being consulted. You're not part of the team. Seethe all day and all night on /an/, jewbot.

>>5030263
no one consults you either. canids will most likely outlast all non-hominid mammals, anti-predator schizo.

>>5030261
You mean on the list of mid animals to be displaced by even worse hyenas and lions which will outlast the africans themselves

>>5030263
Look who's talking lol

Environmentalism means environmentalism. Canids are extremely important apex and mesopredators and encourage ecosystem diversity so it's not just literally deer, grass, and gators.

>>5029497 (OP)
Here you go, feathered fren :)

>>5030295
Do peas kill them?

>>5031788
No. Bread can, though. They actually love peas and they're good for them. : )

>>5031791
Please explain how FRESH bread kills geese :)

>>5029497 (OP)
>>5029526
This thread made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMKkpjozxQ&pp=ygUPa290dGUgYW5pbWF0aW9u

>>5032532
Rabbit starvation, but bread and birds rather than rabbit and humans, respectively. Basically, bread makes them feel satiated so they don't seek out other foods but bread doesn't have many nutrients that they can actually absorb so despite being technically well-fed, they die of starvation.
With rabbit starvation, rabbit meat provides protein and nothing else. You get full from eating rabbit, but without any other macronutrients, especially fat, and few vitamins and minerals that are absorbed without dietary fat, eating too much rabbit will condemn a person to the same fate as feeding too much bread to waterfowl. Waterfowl are not primarily granivorous like some other birds and feed primarily on grasses, algae and tender shoots, roots and leaves. They do occasionally eat seeds and grains but they make up an almost insignificantly small percentage of their diets.

>>5033078
anon has been real quiet since this post, good work

>>5029941
There are plenty of ducks though