Thread 5029724

What are some of your own person pest horror stories?

>>5029724 (OP)
I have a piece of shit garbage alcoholic unwashed neighbor who has these and i battle them at least once a year. My extreme allergy to them is a gift and a curse as i know when i have even one in my house. I swear to god, refusal to exterminate these things should be punishable by death. i will literally dance on the retarded boomer's grave once he dies

>>5029724 (OP)
One time in primary school I had to sit next to a girl whose hair was crawling with so many lice they were dropping out onto her desk and roaming around.

I woke up one night and a mouse was chewing on my fingers.

One time I went volunteering with the local wetland association cutting down invasive cattails, and by the time we were done I noticed that I had a bunch of tiny leeches attached to my ankles. Shit freaked me the fuck out, decided to only volunteer for dry land shit from then on.

>>5029767
Let's cool it with the anti-semitism

>>5029743
Ecovenger is pretty good.

>>5029767
thats why you wear wellies, you dumb retard, literally everyone who works in water has the sense to wear waterproof boots, and its not even because of leeches, its trench foot

>>5029765
Wtf?

>>5029906
NTA- It happens, when you share your home with a family of mice

>>5029724 (OP)
I've been getting weird, itchy bumps all over, for the past 3 months. Went to rotate my mattress, found three bed bugs. Tore my bedroom apart, found two more. Now I'm paranoid I have to replace all the furniture, clothes, and everything else in my room.

>>5029969
Just fumigate your room

>>5029724 (OP)
My ex was such a slob with food waste that it attracted roaches. I've tried fumigating my house but it didn't work and they're still a nuisance. Fortunstely they seem to only concentrate in the kitchen so I don't get them crawling on me in the bedroom but still. I hate seeing the little fuckers poke their heads out at me every time I go to cook a meal. Fuck you, Emily you disgusting bitch. I'd never even seen a roach before you moved in.

>>5030098
What species of roach?

>>5030279
I believe they are German cockroaches. But most of the pictures I've seen are too light of a brown compared to the ones I see around my house

>>5029724 (OP)
I lived in front of a park that put in a ton of sand for the playground. It was infested with fleas. It sounded like rain there were so many of them. We had to gtfo asap.

house was infested by yellow sac spiders... the ceiling... the horrors...

>>5029724 (OP)
i live in such a horror story right now
https://litter.catbox.moe/dqtcul0kgkmvcoq6.mp4
what are these things?

>>5029724 (OP)
One time I had some muffins in a container on a shelf and the next day the muffins and the entire cabinet was full of tiny micro ants. The cabinet was free standing so I just threw it out and blasted the area with bug spray for like 2 days. Then I bought a new cabinet at ikea. I keep anything I open in the fridge now. Its fucking gay. I hate ants.

when i was ~9-11 I used to get really bad pinworm infestations. it was so miserable, feeling them squirm around in my asshole and being able to do nothing about it in class. they'd also very occasionally get trapped under my clit hood which was beyond miserable. i'd crush those little bastards in my fingers any chance i'd get for the way they made me suffer. total pinworm death

>>5029724 (OP)
I hope this counts since it didn't happen to me personally but to a friend; he sat down on his toilet and felt something crawl along his perineum and it turns out to be a goddamned cockroach. To this day I run a wad of toilet paper by the edges of the inside of my toilet before sitting down

>>5029743
That's what gets me when an article says "anyone can get bed bugs". It's true, but it's also not. There's a certain type of person who is going to obsessively stop the infestation, and a certain type of person (lazy, poor, etc) who's just going to let it get worse and worse, who is pretty much the reason why a bunch of other people who aren't nasty have to deal with it.

>let cousin live with me fora few years because she's a retard that can't keep a job or spend money wisely
>cousin has a cat that she'd would never treat for fleas and let roam outside
>constantly had to deal with an upsurge of the little fuckers every summer
>exterminator knows me on a first name basis at this point
>diatomaceous earthing the carpets in areas I frequent but the cat cant access
>treating the yard
>bought medication for cat
>still can't even walk around my own home barefoot or without shoes because of them
>roll out of bed after previously extremely shitty day
>look down as my feet hit the floor
>no less than a dozen of the things have launched from the carpet onto me
>call boss to take the day off
>proceed to go apeshit and start tearing up the carpet in my room with my camping knife while flipping my shit
>cousin asks why the fuck i'm freaking out
>ask her why the flea problem is so bad despite all of my effort
>she reveals she never even used any of the medication I bought
>says it upsets her cat's skin and strays do just fine without it
>brain.exe has stopped working
>spend the rest of the day tearing up carpet in the house and tossing it while rage simmers
>go to shower when its all done
>looks like I have the fucking measles from the sheer amount of bites I have on me
>cousin asks why I ripped up all the carpet as I come out
>whines about how she and her cat could hurt themselves on the staples left in the floor I hadn't pulled yet
>lose the last of my shit and tell her to pack her stuff and go
>spend the next two weeks going scorched earth on my home
>find out from aunt and uncle that the problem started at their house when she moved back in
>problem stayed even after her cat got hit by a car
>got so bad that when she got a kitten to replace it the thing ended up damn near exsanguinated by fleas
In hindsight I don't know why I put up with it for so long. Pretty fucking stupid on my part.

>>5029724 (OP)
only time I ever had issues was when I shared a wall with a nigger.
never again.

>>5031376
tijuana burger girl?

>>5031376
I had these too, like all the damn time. I don't even know what I did to deserve it. Kids are just gross I guess.