Thread 5032329

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:30 PM No.5032329 >>5032403 >>5033071 >>5033676

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I should be reincarnated as a glow fish. What would you want to be

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:48:15 PM No.5032379 >>5032380 >>5032381

I’d want to be a sea gull, so my entire life would be flying around and being a massive piece of shit to everyone.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:52:27 PM No.5032380

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>>5032379
based

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:53:30 PM No.5032381 >>5032482

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>>5032379

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:26:03 PM No.5032389 >>5032398 >>5032404

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I'd be an olm
>This cave salamander is most notable for its adaptations to a life of complete darkness in its underground habitat

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:59:51 PM No.5032398

>>5032389
so thats where the runescape boss came from

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 8:11:25 PM No.5032403 >>5032432

>>5032329 (OP)
A large male dog owned by an attractive white woman

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 8:12:25 PM No.5032404 >>5032505

>>5032389
Haven't these things been recorded to spend years without moving?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:21:01 PM No.5032432

>>5032403
This but a horse

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:07:54 PM No.5032480

Sperm whale or some type of eagle/hawk/falcon.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:08:54 PM No.5032482

>>5032381
chat is this real?

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:08:23 AM No.5032505 >>5032516

>>5032404
yes. they basically just get up once every couple of years to go eat or mate and then go back to being inert

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:38:12 AM No.5032516

>>5032505
That does sound like the life

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 8:36:02 AM No.5032718 >>5032723 >>5032886

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Hellburnt Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. A slow life of eating lichen and fungi from tree trunks, and not giving a shit if a car runs over you because you're just that durable.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 8:59:28 AM No.5032723

>>5032718
Apparently they're just so hard that when insect collecters want to display them, they literally have to drill a hole into it for them to actually pin it.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 7:36:20 PM No.5032886 >>5032934 >>5032935

>>5032718
I held one of these once and it's amazing how hard they are. Even if you try you can't squish them with your fingers

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 10:08:33 PM No.5032934 >>5033099

>>5032886
but I bet you could still rip their legs off

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 10:12:50 PM No.5032935 >>5032945

>>5032886
>This beetle is noted for its durability. Its thick, densely layered and interlocking elytra, connected to the ventral cuticle by complex lateral support structures, are able to support a maximum force of 149 newtons, more than 15 kilograms or 33.069 lbs

I could do it.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 10:31:18 PM No.5032945

>>5032935
Between two fingers? that would be impressive

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:25:06 AM No.5033009 >>5033013

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i'd wanna be a mountain lion in the klamath mountains.
pretty, nice weather, no dickhead hunters.
would be extremely comfy.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:42:48 AM No.5033013 >>5033017

>>5033009
How would you deal with the sasquatch? i think it would be best to avoid them

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:56:05 AM No.5033017

>>5033013
eh. i bet they'd be pretty chill. they just wanna eat grubs and masturbate.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 7:03:35 AM No.5033071

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>>5032329 (OP)
Fox

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 9:23:08 AM No.5033099

>>5032934
well why the fuck would you do that

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:10:53 PM No.5033676

>>5032329 (OP)
Breeding stallion or housecat to a loving family.