Thread 5035071

>>5035071 (OP)
cursed cow

>>5035148
cute

>>5035073
Lovely

>>5035094
That's a unicorn, anon

>>5035073
Positively joyous

>>5035071 (OP)
>Cows in Prussia
>>5035072
Literal goose step

>>5035169
it's a moo-nicorn

>>5035071 (OP)
>unicorn at home

>>5035148
he had to have taken him home right

>>5035071 (OP)
>>>/wsg/5955457

>>5035596
I bet he had nightmares about falling off a tree in that moment

>>5035073
where do I apply to be a fox shepherd

>>5035071 (OP)
Am I Choda Boy banned?

>>5035625
It's probably horrified in general turning chickens upside down induces tonic immobility they can even suffocate from it.

>>5035613
If only to torture and eat it

>>5035803
(You) and kys

>>5035793
>Chocking my huge cock.webm

>>5035546
You know other then the whole spill your guts with a single kick thing, cassowary seem like fun little spazs

>>5035803
Wrong country tardo, that's japan, not china

>>5035799
Ultimate comfort

>>5035955
iguanas are pretty cool all they want to do is sit in sun and eat leaf

>>5035955
love the orange mohawk and goatee
peak grooming

>>5035955
grok is this real?

>>5035957
my brother had one, it was an asshole that would attack you when you fed it, and refused to shit anywhere but a bathtub with a few inches of warm water

>>5035881
They don't actually do that

>>5036003
My friend had two. One was blue and nice. The other was orange and mean. The orange one whipped the shit out of everyone.
He also had a monitor named A-ko because he was a weeb in the 90s and likely still is one today.

>>5036101
blud is bussin fr fr

>>5035991
can you really not tell?

>>5036101
damn didn't know they had fur, I always thought this was just their naked skin

>>5036199
the tail is just unnecessarily long

>>5036337
an understandable mistake considering cetaceans and manatees do have just bare skin. Mustelids (otters, seals, sea lions) are the only ones to have retained fur as marine mammals. Even then walruses and I think elephant seals also just have bare skin.

>>5036338
They whip with their tails as a defensive tool. Their teeth are really small and if you have anything thicker than human skin they'd probably do nothing.

>>5036357
jonah hill bird

>>5036357
straight bussin fr.

>>5035797
fat fuck

>>5036531
the body is round

>>5036341seals and sea lions aren't mustelids.

>>5036576
This is true though, I've seen it in my ani-mays

>>5036567
Is that this?

>>5036653
No that's a dog

>>5036653
The attacking bird? yeah, look like a mockingbird in both of those.

>>5036689
I asked in an older webm thread, the one I got >>5036653 from, because I used to get dive-bombed by those fucks when I was a kid and wanted to know what they were. They said northern mockingbirds in that thread, too
>>5036663
Looks like a 'yote.

>>5036575
>the overcompensating manlet

>>5036567
>>5036689
These guys simply can't be bothered.

>>5035071 (OP)
mmmm fantasyborger

>>5035071 (OP)
>Normal people: hehe! funny cow
>Indians: God? is that you?

>>5036835
kek

>>5036357
ong dis nigga drippin fr

>>5036873
they seem to like bananas

>>5036567
>>5036653
>>5036689
Why are these birds such niggers?

>>5036890
Is this a sex thing

>>5036909
If I remember correctly it's from a YouTube video of a guy who brings them roadkill. He says they give him an airshow in gratitude. I'm not sure what to make of it myself but lacking another explanation I choose to believe his interpretation

>>5036890
>>5036913
I love that video.

>>5036913
Waow... I wish I was friends with some ravens

I just want to let you guys know I come here whenever I'm extremely stressed or panicking to watch animal webms. I don't post much at all, but thank you for the webms and an even bigger thank you to the people who make new webms. You've saved me from shitty days.

>>5035072
>NEW FRESNO NIGHTCRAWER FOOTAGE 100% REAL ON TAPE [2025]

>>5037033
The solution for all things, as always, is retvrn to monke

>>5037033
cheers, anon

>>5037033
Concurring, but I am such a lurker that I have to use your words, godspeed based anons

>>5037051
A shovel with +10 dispersion

hamchad > catfags

>>5036788
it's a fox not a coyote

>>5036913
So they give him a foreplay live show as thanks for the food. Got it

>>5036543
Would pat pat

>>5037051
Every time I see it I make the sound effects in real life like a sperg. Love this webm.

>>5036874
I love quokka

>>5036880
Good kitty

>>5036881
I misread the filename as "beaver bother" and had a 'nam flashback to DK64

>>5037028
Owl never believe it!

>>5037079
Based kot saving the hamster from becoming a pancake

>>5035072
It's like they're re-enacting a Far Side strip

>>5036890
reminds me of fighter jets

>>5037051
Kek!

>>5037028
What's a barn owl doing out at sea?

>>5037158
>dis nigga has 2 eyelids
how?

>>5037175
Barnstorming

>>5036873
Which one of you is that from 6 to 10secs?

>>5036890
>>5036913
remember watching a vid from a guy studying ravens
they pair up and live in one specific territory for their entire life, but if there's a strong wind everyone nearby may come together and play just for fun, doing double/divebombs, chasing and circling around eachother riding the wind etc.
similar in the webm near coastal cliffs with strong winds or ex. canyons purely for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCkELrxCl70

>>5036909
I was going to say something about the term, but for beings like you, there's no distinction.

>>5037386
Pardon me for being curious about the behavior of the animals, damn

>>5037390
You're pardoned, my melaninated friend. The proper way to say it would be "Is this a mating thing?". Only apes don't know the difference.

>>5037404
Wow you are a faggot. I take solace that you will never "mate"

>>5037411
You're black, and a massive dick sucking faggot.
You can't go two seconds without thinking about massive spine shattering dick

>>5035074
Who is that?

>>5037476
black dragonfish (Idiacanthus atlanticus)

>>5036575
He soijacking

>>5037274
cute, sad about the moon runes, they might end in someone's soup

>>5037516
Oh my gooooood >o<

>>5037404
wtf is that real?

>>5037271
>the glance
he knows what he did

>>5037274
>>5037448
>>5037516
I love animal frens

>>5037522
Looks like Japan, so they should be ok.

>>5036890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBRM6XjjASY

>>5037051
oh man I would love this job

>>5037177
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nictitating_membrane

>>5037685
It's drugged, isn't it?

>>5037702
this reminds me how my country built a new road and put those concrete barriers in the middle to separate lanes, the animal activists were mad because the road crosses a animal life preservation thing and the animals need to cross the road so they demanded a solution. in the end the company just put a bunch of animal crossing signals and left the barriers in the exact same places, for some reason the animal activists were happy about it but the animals can no longer cross the roads.

>>5035074
>>5037495
If some little fish eats his whisker bait, will it grow back again?

>>5037953
no he will die

>>5035613
Iirc he didn't but someone else from the filming crew did take the cat

>>5037671
If you cut off a bober's tail, he stops building dams and just soaks in hot baths all day

>>5037509
This job would be fun as hell until the shovel isn’t enough to deter them.

>>5037763
What kind of plant is that?

>>5037947
Pretending to do something is often enough to break the momentum of mass action, for good and for bad.

>>5037962
That would be extremely painful.

>>5038002
For ewe

>>5037947
In the video, the bear was just crossing a bike trail next to the river.

>>5037889
My wife and her boyfriend

>>5037997
Dogwood, obv

>>5037889
It's cool how the horse kinda leans to the side while still galloping hard that must take some good training

>>5037272
Is it me or are silverbacks more chill with their children compared to other primates?

>>5038069
It's called gravity.

>>5037889
Mongolian horses are SHOCKINGLY small, like full-sizd horses but miniaturized
Surprised by how rarely they're depicted, though I heard those are more like cattle while the larger breeds are the ones used in riding

>>5037213
What the fuck that's incredible

>>5038283
evolution in action

>>5037274
The biting and then sudden licking is interesting. I've seen a lot of cats do this. It seems like a very sudden mood shift, but it must be that the emotion is consistent. Play fighting, I guess.

>>5037274
Is it just me or does it feel like they are more than friends

>>5038217
thats because westerns made the horses gigantic which introduces a all the problems horses have

>>5038297
The bite is something momma cats will do, too. It sort of says "hold still, I'm gonna groom you now."
General love bites are a thing among cats, too.

>>5038217
Mandatory watch, anon.

>>5036890
Arma footage.

>>5037761
>mission begins in 60 seconds

>>5037033
>amgry

>>5037051
you just KNOW he's making car sounds or truck beeping sounds as he's running around like that

>>5037889
>>5038217
hell yes

>>5038335
>namedropping kurosawa
guess i'll give it a look

>>5038338
Kek

>>5035076
LMAO 2cat

>>5038532
wtf how did that cat get in the enclosure

>>5038532
wtf, is this real?

>>5038162
They are the most chill out of all great apes.
Even Orangs will plot and murder the shit out of each other on rare cases. Fighting seriously is a last resort to gorillas. They prefer showing off and stompiness in confrontations.

>>5038561
You seem to be knowledgeable about apes. You even write like a pavement ape.

>>5037911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp-L_Xei-Lg

>>5038563
Thanks

>>5038563
That's orange cat behavior alright

>>5038283
snibedi snab :DDD

>>5037757
They usually are

>>5037079
>Asylum Demon fight

>>5038162
male gorillas are unironically great fathers and one of the few primates where parenting is done mostly by the male and not the female

>>5038283
KWAB

>>5037889
That's a cool horse

>>5038849
samefag

>>5038961
Lmao.

>>5037051
Too bad there's no sound. The "Bongs!" as he smacks the gators is 10/10

>>5037760
>Sir, I'm trying my best, meow reason to be so rude.

>>5038844
"I will tolerate this from the human, but not from you."

>>5039083
>human gives food, not other cat. simple meaws

>>5038849
It’s like some kind of secret handshake.

>>5038848
Cute

>>5038849
gay

>>5037051
I love that without sound you can't tell if this is florida or australia

>>5038850
that is a cat

>>5037763
I don't think that plants bark is worse than its bite

>>5039172
you can tell its not florida because those arent gators

>>5039196
florida has crocodiles too.

>>5037159
Goose tools

>>5036572
Neither is your mother but it's a common mistake

>>5039238
yeah, and they look nothing like that either. these are probably mugger crocodiles, which means this is probably india

>>5038848
This is AI

>>5039326
take your meds, schizo

>>5036567
>>5036689
I’ve seen this before. Birds seem to hate them.

>>5036873
impressive plating, honestly

>>5037761
>KRISS-KROSS WILL MAKE YA

>>5037165
How many shrimp do you reckon this li'l guy has to eat before it makes his skin turn pink?

maybe I'm paranoid but I have the feeling everytime I download a webm that the quality gets worse and it gets more pixilated

>>5039440
You're paranoid. That's not how it works.

>>5038217
>Mongolian horses are SHOCKINGLY small, like full-sizd horses but miniaturized
>Surprised by how rarely they're depicted, though I heard those are more like cattle while the larger breeds are the ones used in riding
>>5038300
>thats because westerns made the horses gigantic which introduces a all the problems horses have

Actually...
The Chinese fought against the Ancient Greek controlled Scythian "Saka" Greco-Bactrian Kingdom in the famous "War of the Heavenly Horses" in order to obtain their superior horse stock.
The strongest horses (draft horses) were bred in Europe.
The fastest horses (Arabians) were bred in Arabia.
When it came to horses the Chinese weren't the best domesticators and resorted to importing the horses of other people.

>>5039460
>The Chinese fought against the Ancient Greek controlled Scythian "Saka" Greco-Bactrian Kingdom in the famous "War of the Heavenly Horses" in order to obtain their superior horse stock.
It's funny to me that "heavenly" is being used in a way here that essentially means "the war of the really great horses"

>>5039422
You're old.

>>5038283
this DOESN'T kill the crab

>>5038831
how did he instantly know to do that

>>5039608
>sluuuuuuuuurp

>>5039320
The patterns on the tail and the size say Saltwater crocodile to me, this is almost certainly a crocodile farm in northern Australia

slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp

>>5039656
salties get bigger and their patterns are very similar, the only way you can really tell is by snout broadness, and some of them are narrow, and some are board and too dark to be saltwater, so its probably both species in the pen, which makes it india

>>5039608
>>5039660
Take a sippy quickly

slurp slurp slurp

>>5035889
New Atelier game looks craaazy

>>5036567
Liberals when trump does anything lol

>>5039607
Primates groom each other where they can't do it themselves to rid themselves of parasites and other harms, such as this. It is also a form of socialization among them

>>5039460
>superior
>stock
That’s racist, nigger.

>>5038850
Literally me

>>5039460
Why do you start talking about the chinese? We were discussing mongolian horses.

>>5039817
Mongolia is a pimple on china's ass and has never been relevant to anyone else ever.

>>5039817
The Chinese were stuck with shitty small Mongolian horses prior to the "War of the Heavenly Horses" when they obtained the Scythian Saka horses.
Without this the Mongolians may have owned China up to the present day.
It was that important.

>>5039460
Another interesting thing I didn't know is that ancient Greeks originally produced their own silk from their own native moths. So they discovered silk independently from China way back in the fifth century BC. But over time Chinese silk improved in quality due to breeding and was so much better than Greek silk that the later Greeks and Romans just imported Chinese silk and Chinese silk moths.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_silk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachypasa_otus

>>5039818
Seemed pretty relevant to China when Mongolians were raping the enitre country into submission. In fact isn't it more accurate to say that modern China is essentially an outgrowth of Mongolia?

>>5039842
Illiterate moron.

>>5035072
>LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

>>5035076
this is how i see humans

>>5039251
Sir, this isn't Wendy's

>>5039811
Wasn't that last guy the Surly Egg Fort King? How did he get out?

>>5035075
RWD

>>5039965
crocodiles look more evil, got it

>>5039967
Whether they're actually evil depends on the type. Like Niloticus will straight up eat you without hesitation, but Suchus was kept as pampered pets by the Egyptian priests. Fun fact, they look so similar that until the late 20th century, people genberally thought they were one species, even though the Egyptians (and a few biologists, particularly a guy around 1800 who got promptly ignored) said otherwise.

I remember in the 80s hearing tales of a village in Africa where people said they had an ancient pact with the crocodiles, and that's why they could go right down to the lake that was full of them and nobody would get eaten, but it turns out they just had Suchus instead of Niloticus, and Suchus are way more chill.

>>5039986
I mean, in a very real sense they did have a pact with those crocodiles, from when their ancestors bred them as pets in ancient Egypt.

>>5040159
The Suchus wasn't a result of breeding, they're found across Africa and way back in the fossil record. They're a different species of croc that's just not interested in eating people.

>>5039311
uhhh... gottem I guess...

>>5036873
My heart goes out to each and every elephant slave in thailand. i bet those fuckers beat them and separate them from their mommy as baby calvfs to break their spirit.
No animal that magnificent should be used as farm equipment, especially in Asia where there are millions of shit people to enslave instead.

>>5037271
funny clip but this doggo is terrified of the water.
I feel bad watching this and the person filming it for amusement is a heartless bastard who shouldn't have dogs.

>>5037760
kek,that employee of the month poster on the wall

>>5040353
That would go great with some ham

>>5040348
that bird is a plant, you can't fool me!

>>5040353
Why not just use the beak?

>>5038844
putting things on top of the cats is very important

>>5039929
hell, you're onto something here
gif related: kings are also animals

>>5040379
hes not a woodpecker

>>5039965
>mississippipenis

duck in a pocket

>>5038532
aw shiet das real?

>>5040353
If it took multiple hits with a rock, I imagine it could damage its beak.

>>5035073
Cute

>>5040465
meh. a chip here and there wouldn't "really" be a problem. my guess is, that >>5040436. try it out and see how it feels on your chestnut up there

>>5040451
That pocket is going to be so full of duck poo.

>>5040494
you are a party pooper no fun

>>5039251
Thumbnail looks like bootleg Labubu.

>>5040451
what a hungry d*ck

>>5037051
lol

>>5040470
its the eye movement at the very end that gets me

>>5040350
Kot!

>>5040414
this guy HATES romaine lettuce and BASICALLY you're fucking stupid

>>5040451
Is that a duck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

>>5040379
Emu eggs are so strong/sturdy that you can buy halves to use as bowls. They're not terribly big, being able to hold only about 500ml of liquid per half at most. Usually more like 300ml. To put it into perspective, a shallow pasta-style bowl holds about 600ml on average. As such, they're usually decorative but can absolutely be used to eat cereal from.
People will typically affix something to it so that it stays flat/stable.

>>5035353
you can see how easy it would've been to domesticate canines. they turned wild foxes into pets in just a few generations on fur farms and the same works with coyotes, wolves(to a lesser extent).

You could easily breed the first "dog" from wild stock in the course of a nice long lifetime, and if your kids and grandkids kept it going, then you'd have a few new breeds with just a few generations.

Canids have special features in their DNA called "tandem repeats" that allow them to phenotypically mutate/adapt very quickly, unlike most other critters, like cats and cows, which are all just slight variations on the same basic design.

>>5035442

This is how IRL "unicorns" were made using Angora Sheep. Farmers would take the horn buds and surgically rotate them so they would grow together. Because they have naturally twisty horns, they would then intertwine to create the "barber poll" effect we always see. You'll note that in Medieval Art they are also quite small, have cloven hooves and a little billy goat beard. They served the function of fighting off wolves in a flock of sheep, as well as being a novelty. Eventually the sheep became a white horse(very Indo-European) and then all sorts of magical powers, but the were very real for centuries and lots of Circuses even had them well past the middle of the 20th century.

>>5039823

...and those "Heavenly Horses" were descended from the European stock that Alexander brought with him to Bactria. Alex's own horse "Bucephalus"(Ox Head) was famously large and thicc. The Chinks had never seen anything like them and launched a full-on war, sparing no expense to get as many as possible to bring back to China.

The Mongols and Scythians really rode ponies which were tough and had great endurance, but weren't all that fast or powerful on their own. They would also change out horses very frequently, whereas Western knights tended to bond with a single animal at a time.

>>5039826

They almost went broke doing it too. Caesar was famous for wasting tons of gold on purple silks and pepper from China > India. Huge hordes of Roman coins are still found in India all the time.

The Romans even sent an envoy to China to try to establish trade, but they didn't have much to offer and it was just too damn far away, but they were aware of each other, albeit vaguely.

Quite a few Buddhists from Sri Lanka and elsewhere also went to Rome and self-immolated for the Emperor, most of whom were also cremated. Very Indo-European.

>>5039965

There are native Crocs to Florida and the Caribbean, but now these fucking Nile Crocs have gotten out into the wild along with all the other bullshit.

>>5040350

That plane he's using is epic. Very clever to flip it upside down and pass the work over it, rather than usual way.

>>5040353

Clever girl......

Many species of birbs use this stone tool method and/or intentionally drop their prey from extreme heights on to rocks below to finish them off and/or crack bones. There are epic vids of eagles carrying foxes, and deer then dropping them on rocky cliffs below. One Roman emperor/general was even killed when an eagle dropped a tortoise and it landed on his head. Surprisingly many Kings and rules have also died due to random objects hitting them in the head, either intentionally or not.

>>5040415

Pajeet French Toast, basically

>>5040743
>>5040747
>>5040750>>5040754>>5040757>>5040760>>5040761
Post a WEBM, faggots.

>>5040783
i love crows

>>5040788
that was his first time seeing snow

>>5038217
omg brides story mentioned

>>5037165
He's learning his snail dance.

>>5040559
me with a cute girl's sock

>>5040451
How does he quack????

>>5036909
Yeah. I do it with your mom all the time.

>>5040803
is that one of them vampire squids or whatever

>>5040926
No, it's cock-eyed squid more specifically strawberry squid

>>5040849
Terrible!

>>5040803
>>5040929
this thing is insanely cool, I had never heard of it before. Thanks for posting.

>>5038385

In Soviet India, goat rape you!

>>5040451
Concealed carry waterfowl

>>5041231
I own a duckling for home defense, just as the fowling fathers intended.

>>5035546
The brown one is like a giant kiwi bird.

new thread
>>5041279

>>5037051
>This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!

>>5038283
>got your nose!~ hehe