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Anonymous No.5035676 >>5035697 >>5035699 >>5035704 >>5035709 >>5035739 >>5035746 >>5035747 >>5035895 >>5036108 >>5036115 >>5036344 >>5036546 >>5037345 >>5037381 >>5040843 >>5042090 >>5042197 >>5042211 >>5042224 >>5042258
Stands in your way.
What do?
Anonymous No.5035678 >>5035696 >>5036120 >>5036302 >>5042241
You think I won't rape an alligator?
Anonymous No.5035696
>>5035678
Edgelord pussy.
Anonymous No.5035697
>>5035676 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwndBfiun5M
Anonymous No.5035699 >>5035702 >>5035737 >>5036128
>>5035676 (OP)
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
Anonymous No.5035702
>>5035699
Just eat it.
Anonymous No.5035704
>>5035676 (OP)
Anonymous No.5035706
oh my gosh! crocodile!
Anonymous No.5035709
>>5035676 (OP)
I remind him that archosaurs can't pronate their wrists and he starts flopping around like a wind-up toy on its side.
Anonymous No.5035737
>>5035699
>turn 180 degrees and moonwalk
you'd walk directly into it then you fool
Anonymous No.5035738
Anonymous No.5035739
>>5035676 (OP)
Turn 360° and kill it.
Anonymous No.5035746 >>5035749 >>5035896 >>5035938 >>5036120 >>5036355
>>5035676 (OP)
Anonymous No.5035747
>>5035676 (OP)
Take a picture and ask /an/ for advice.
Anonymous No.5035749 >>5035750
>>5035746
Wtf?
Anonymous No.5035750 >>5035759
>>5035749
Gators born without tails basically have asscheeks take the place of where it should be. They don't survive in the wild either.
Anonymous No.5035759
>>5035750
Sad for the gator.
Anonymous No.5035895
>>5035676 (OP)
>Get outta here you gator fucking SHITS!
Anonymous No.5035896 >>5038177
>>5035746
GOTT DAM
Anonymous No.5035938 >>5038177
>>5035746
Built for BBC.
Anonymous No.5036108
>>5035676 (OP)

Come at me swapmptrash
Anonymous No.5036115
>>5035676 (OP)
I give it a wide berth and walk around.
Anonymous No.5036120 >>5036126 >>5038177
>>5035678
I think I found you a date:
>>5035746
Anonymous No.5036126
>>5036120
I'd be willing to bet money that anon looked at that and thought
>Not as hot without the tail
Anonymous No.5036128
>>5035699
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
simple as
Anonymous No.5036302
>>5035678
Try it. I want to watch it eat you, pajeet.
Anonymous No.5036344
>>5035676 (OP)
ooh bwa got an envie fo eatin dat cher
Anonymous No.5036355 >>5038177
>>5035746
Anonymous No.5036420 >>5036422
KNEEL
Anonymous No.5036422 >>5036427 >>5036430 >>5036442 >>5039169
>>5036420
why the hell do reptiles live so fucking long.
Anonymous No.5036427
>>5036422
mammals
>gets a scratch, Dies shortly after
>lucky to live past 10 years
Crocs
>missing a leg
>all their teeth
>disfigure their Jaw
>Several deep gunshot wounds from high caliber hunting rifles
>lives past 100 in relative comfort
Anonymous No.5036430 >>5036530
>>5036422
I don't often hear about snakes and lizards reaching long life spans. It's usually just species of crocodiles and turtles that reach triple digits.
Anonymous No.5036442 >>5036445 >>5042265
>>5036422
If you look at birds too, they also tend to live 3 - 4x longer than mammals in similar weight/size categories. It's a secret blackpill if you go down this path of thought. Maybe, mammals were never truly meant to inherit the world. A mouse is typically lucky to reach 3 years or older, meanwhile a leopard gecko and hummingbird can both reach the 15 year range.
Anonymous No.5036445 >>5042265 >>5042265
>>5036442
Lifespan is a crutch for the perennially unsuccessfu

Human intelligence declines rapidly after age 50 btw
Anonymous No.5036530
>>5036430
They don't live as long as crocs/turtles do but a lot of lizards can live to twenty or more years in captivity, iguanas being the longest lived with some species going into the 60s. Snakes live can live pretty long as well with many boa and python species living into the 40s.'
Anonymous No.5036546
>>5035676 (OP)
All you have to do is just find a tree and then walk around it and he'll bonk his snout against it like in that one video
Anonymous No.5037345 >>5037348
>>5035676 (OP)
>Offer headpats
>Friend acquired
Anonymous No.5037348 >>5037350
>>5037345
https://www.youtube.com/watch/9q8ZBsumfZQ
Anonymous No.5037350 >>5039207
>>5037348
Would that count as consent?
Anonymous No.5037381
>>5035676 (OP)
>What do?
Go around
Anonymous No.5038177
>>5035896
>>5035938
>>5036120
>>5036355
Lmao
Anonymous No.5039169 >>5039228 >>5041542 >>5042261
>>5036422
in the case of crocs i think it's because they have very slow metabolisms due to being stealthy ambush predators, but in general being cold-blooded helps with that. same reason why vampires live longer than normal humans.
slower metabolism = slower cell division = slower aging
Anonymous No.5039170 >>5040648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZk6-Bew_hE
baby alligators are so cute
i'm a bit jealous of floridans
Anonymous No.5039207
>>5037350
>Alligators bellow to convey size information to surrounding gators for breeding, social, and territorial reasons. They bellow year round but with much more frequency in the breeding season
Consent? That's an invitation.
Anonymous No.5039228 >>5039237
>>5039169
>same reason why vampires live longer than normal humans.

What a strange thing to say
Anonymous No.5039237
>>5039228
It's the subtler, quieter masquerade violations that really trip a young vampire up.
Anonymous No.5040648 >>5041556
>>5039170
Aww, now I want one
Anonymous No.5040843
>>5035676 (OP)
>What do?
run it over in my Toyota Aygo
Anonymous No.5041542 >>5042132
>>5039169
No you have that backwards. Jews have Tay Sachs disease and need to eat blood to survive.
Anonymous No.5041556
>>5040648
Every time I go through florida I see all the signs saying "come hold/pet a baby gator" and I really want to but I cant because work.
Anonymous No.5042090
>>5035676 (OP)
Give head pats.
Lexie No.5042093
They're cute in awesome in my opinion.
Anonymous No.5042132
>>5041542
>JDS out of nowhere
Give it a rest incel
Anonymous No.5042197
>>5035676 (OP)
>Don't make me grab my shovel!
>Bonk
Anonymous No.5042207
Run I am extremely afraid of them as a Yankee who only goes down South for salt water fishing
Anonymous No.5042211 >>5042221
>>5035676 (OP)
Tell him I know his friends tasted sort of like chicken.
Anonymous No.5042221
>>5042211
He said so did yours
Anonymous No.5042224 >>5042259
>>5035676 (OP)
I'll call up a posse of indians to deal with it
Anonymous No.5042238
Anonymous No.5042241
>>5035678
Good morning, saar.
Anonymous No.5042258
>>5035676 (OP)
No problem, this is a relaxing family activity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7NAxfm-M2M
Anonymous No.5042259
>>5042224
Lol, distract it with food in the form of Indians while you make your escape.
Anonymous No.5042261
>>5039169
>slower metabolism = slower cell division = slower aging

Slow growth of cancer too.
But studies are conflicted 50/50 on whether or not low body temperatures improve or hinder the immune systems ability to kill cancers.
Anonymous No.5042265
>>5036442
?

bowhead whales can live to at least 211 years of age.

The oldest human in recorded history reached 122 years of age.

Jeanne Calment wasn't living in conditions as healthy as Henry the Tuatara's either.

"She lived on her own from age 88 until shortly before her 110th birthday, when she decided to move to a nursing home.[2] Her move was precipitated by the winter of 1985 which froze the water pipes in her house (she never used heating in the winter) and caused frostbite to her hands."

" She married at 21, Her husband introduced her to smoking, offering cigarettes after meals, but she did not smoke outside these post-meal occasions. Calment continued smoking in her elderly years until she was 117"

>>5036445
>Lifespan is a crutch for the perennially unsuccessfu
In my opinion Reptiles and fish live longer simply to increase their reproductive years.
Age in those cases has been directly selected for.

But in mammals more intelligent species and individuals tend to live longer because the genetics required to live longer are also connected to the genetics for brain maintenance and function.
So for mammals longevity has been indirectly selected for.

>>5036445
>Human intelligence declines rapidly after age 50 btw
True but I would also argue that 100 year old Japanese and Caucasian people have a high chance of being more intelligent than a 25 year old Sudanese man.
There is that much of a gap.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/may/10/david-goodall-australias-oldest-scientist-ends-his-own-life-at-104

"The results were striking: a 15-point IQ advantage translated into a 21% greater chance of survival. For example, a person with an IQ of 115 was 21% more likely to be alive at age 76 than a person with an IQ of 100 (the average for the general population)."
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/research-confirms-a-link-between-intelligence-and-life-expectancy/