Thread 5035904

>walk along street
>friendly cat approaches me, meowing enthusiastically
>rubs against my leg
>scratch her ears
>she carries on after 10-15 seconds

today was a good day

>>5035904 (OP)
Missed opportunity

Last time this happened i picked it up and put it in my backpack

I owned that cat for 7 years (it was pretty old already)

>>5035905
I've done this but i baited the cat into my car and gave it to my sister since her apartment was kinda lonely

>>5035905
>>5035919
Did you guys at least take them to the vet first? You know picking up strays is a good way to get diseases or parasites right?

>>5035904 (OP)
>walk along street
>feral cat approaches
>i hiss aggressively and my dog barks
>cat fucks off

good day for me and my dog

>>5035905
>>5035919
>>5035922
OP here, I'm living in a 1st world country, so it most likely wasn't a stray. Looked well fed, too.

>>5035934
>take a hammer
>bash the toes of some dog owner who hissed at a cat in
>watched as he screamed in pain, pissed and shit himself, while screaming obscenities
>laughed as his dog took a steaming crap on his face and into his faggot mouth
>left him there seething and got rocky road icecream cone
Today was a good day.

>>5035949
that never happened and you dont own a hammer you soft handed catbitch

>>5035922
Yes, of course. Fleas n shit are nasty and cats gotta be neutered.

t. Backpack catnapper

>>5035949
Catfags impotent rage fantasies are a riot. Whats next, bestiality, or pedophilia?

>>5035949
Damn, I haven't had Rocky Road in a while. Maybe I'll go shit in a dogfucker's mouth. Of course, they're probably into that.

>>5035904 (OP)
>Nice story about meeting a cat on the animals board
>3 posts before jewbot has a full melty about cats
This is an ongoing psyop. And one that will be punished with parasite removal.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/513227831
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/513313084

>>5035950
>copes
>>5035956
>copes
>>5035960
kek

>>5035960
>>5035962
>>5035972
Damn p. schizo, 3 posts in a row? you need to work on your self control.

>>5035982
It's called responding, imbecile.

>>5035942
Well fed != owned

Some people feed feral cats, and regardless, any cat that is wandering around the street essentially isn't owned. Catch it and return it if you dare but keep it if you care because whoever "owns" it would probably rather let it get ran over by a car than take care of a cat properly.

>>5035985
A lot of idiots still let their cats out at night. People that do all deserve to be run over by a pajeet in a semi truck.

>>5035986
Are you going to complain about it or are you going to do your part and rescue a cat from certain death

>>5035988
I've rescued many cats.
Touch grass, faggot.

>>5035989
I already fingerbanged your mom last night

>>5035990
Then I pity you for thinking that's somehow a win.

>>5035904 (OP)
yesterday I could even scratch a cat's belly that I encountered on the street. some cats are real sluts

>>5035999
I pooped.

>walk around neighborhood
>all the miserable dogs that don't get played with, exercised, or loved bark at me through the fence

I like it when cats are obese because then I can rub their belly without getting nailed

>>5035982
>2 different posters
>First two replies are in response to completely different posts
>NOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST MORE THAN ONE TIME IN A THREAD
On the one hand, I'm proud that I've driven someone totally insane simply by contradicting lies about dinosaurs on an image board. On the other hand, hahahaha holy shit get a fucking grip already. I mean I would actually like the board to be functional.

>>5036160
I think the cat attacking your hand for rubbing their belly thing is something they do when they don't actually like you or you're overstimulating them by trying to rile them up like a dog. I can rub just about any cat's belly once they get to know me.

>>5036144
Lmao when I was a kid I used to poke them with sticks (I don't do this now)