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Anonymous No.5036019 [Report] >>5036301 >>5037151 >>5038272
Non-schizo crocodilian thread
Crocs, alligators, caimans, gharials - post info and media showing these ancient and awesome apex predators in peak form.
Anonymous No.5036110 [Report]
how do you do fellow gators
Anonymous No.5036111 [Report] >>5036119
Why did Lolong’s shoulders look like that? This can’t have been normal
Anonymous No.5036119 [Report]
>>5036111
Was this before or after being taken into captivity? it could be metabolic bone disease
Anonymous No.5036129 [Report] >>5036177 >>5046421
Anonymous No.5036177 [Report] >>5036187
>>5036129
What would happen if she stopped?
Anonymous No.5036187 [Report] >>5036244
>>5036177
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous No.5036244 [Report] >>5036734
>>5036187
He's a big gator
Anonymous No.5036301 [Report]
>>5036019 (OP)
Stands in your way.
What do?
Anonymous No.5036328 [Report] >>5041382
Anonymous No.5036608 [Report] >>5046543
Anonymous No.5036734 [Report]
>>5036244
U U
U U
Anonymous No.5036740 [Report]
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Anonymous No.5036770 [Report] >>5037341
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Anonymous No.5037097 [Report] >>5046247
Anonymous No.5037098 [Report] >>5037100
Anonymous No.5037100 [Report]
>>5037098
The type of enclosure Lolong deserved...
Anonymous No.5037151 [Report]
>>5036019 (OP)
>non-schizo crocodilian thread
W-what does a schizo crocodilian thread look like?
Anonymous No.5037341 [Report] >>5037523
>>5036770
They’re cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXPnHOJQ6xk
Anonymous No.5037523 [Report]
>>5037341
Anonymous No.5038271 [Report] >>5040025
Anonymous No.5038272 [Report] >>5038458 >>5038906
>>5036019 (OP)
I have eaten deep fried alligator. What do the rest of these meme gators taste like?
Anonymous No.5038458 [Report]
>>5038272
It depends on what they eat, live & how you spice the meat, like all other product's of this type IRL, however metaphorically online it's rather how big of a fiery shit-storm the classic "how do they taste" question goes. No pun intended you made good quality bait post, because it's an interesting rabbit-hole to go down, of HOW people lose their shit over a simple isolated question, that actually proves the quality of the given place.
Anonymous No.5038906 [Report] >>5039671
>>5038272
Chicken
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Anonymous No.5039671 [Report]
>>5038906
I always forget how big these get
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Anonymous No.5040025 [Report] >>5040039 >>5040112 >>5040113
>>5038271
I've been called wierd for thinking gators are cute.
Amd I wierd, /an/?
Anonymous No.5040039 [Report] >>5040113 >>5040176 >>5040269 >>5041606
>>5040025
No. They are very cute compared to crocodiles. Mainly because of their beady black eyes
Anonymous No.5040112 [Report] >>5040176
>>5040025
A good amount of people think alligators are cute. They look monstrous in almost a cartoony fashion and I believe that is what makes them endearing. They're also pretty chill animals for the most part too.
Anonymous No.5040113 [Report] >>5040166
>>5040025
>>5040039
Gators have amphibian like features.
>Fat round underchin like a frog
>Round protruding eyes side ways facing eyes
Caiman's are an even more chibi version of Gators
Anonymous No.5040166 [Report]
>>5040113
But the small caimans have very scary faces
Anonymous No.5040176 [Report]
>>5040039
>>5040112
They also look like they're smiling most of the time.
Anonymous No.5040269 [Report] >>5040288 >>5041606
>>5040039
This
Anonymous No.5040288 [Report]
>>5040269
They almost look like the cutesyfied domesticated version of crocodiles
Anonymous No.5040455 [Report] >>5040499
Anonymous No.5040499 [Report] >>5041068
>>5040455
Is he ok?
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Anonymous No.5041068 [Report]
>>5040499
Just sleepy
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Anonymous No.5041382 [Report]
>>5036328
Why are they so happy?
Anonymous No.5041444 [Report] >>5041484 >>5041568
I know that many of the present day crocs are huge,but why are most of them dwarves compared to many of their extinct cousins?
Anonymous No.5041484 [Report]
>>5041444
Bigger prey items i assume
Anonymous No.5041568 [Report] >>5041574
>>5041444
They’ve been around a hundred million years so the chances of any alive today being particularly large is pretty small
Anonymous No.5041574 [Report] >>5041610
>>5041568
>the chances of any alive today being particularly large is pretty small
WHY??
Anonymous No.5041606 [Report] >>5042287 >>5042287 >>5044304 >>5044306 >>5045305 >>5045451
>>5040269
>>5040039
Crocodiles look and act like the evil counterparts of Alligators.
https://youtu.be/DWpjUzcwBiE?si=Qy1X65zol_ca73ix
Anonymous No.5041610 [Report] >>5041617
>>5041574
If 99% of species are extinct then you’ve got a 1% chance of any living species being the largest of a given group
Anonymous No.5041617 [Report]
>>5041610
what are blue whales?
Anonymous No.5042004 [Report]
Why the fuck was his post deleted?
Anonymous No.5042287 [Report]
>>5041606
>>5041606
Ive never been able to think of many things that seem more unpleasant than a mutual jaw lock
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Anonymous No.5044304 [Report]
>>5041606
>croc walking more upright than the gator
Interesting...
Anonymous No.5044306 [Report]
>>5041606
poor thing.
Anonymous No.5045305 [Report]
>>5041606
They are
Anonymous No.5045451 [Report] >>5045591
>>5041606
Alligators acktchually have a stronger bite force, but aren't nearly so nasty or mean as crocs, who are just dicks by nature, while gator bros are basically just frogs with teefs. (source: Floridaman)
Anonymous No.5045591 [Report]
>>5045451
>Alligators acktchually have a stronger bite force
They don’t tho
Anonymous No.5045604 [Report]
favorite bird ever and it's not even close
>[is the crocs, duh you mental plebian]
Anonymous No.5045674 [Report] >>5046082
>Tags: DoctorDJ, crocodillian, voluptuous_female
Anonymous No.5046082 [Report]
>>5045674
That homosexual understand that. (and it's not even it's close) :<3)
Anonymous No.5046247 [Report]
>>5037097
Return to tradition
Anonymous No.5046421 [Report]
>>5036129
Shieet, You'll never see a croc doing gay shit like this.
She wouldn't have been able to do this with a croc, know what I'm sayin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWpjUzcwBiE
Anonymous No.5046543 [Report]
>>5036608
>"Look at me. Now, I have all the butterflies. And what do you have?"