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vintologi.com No.5036348 >>5036351 >>5036356 >>5036389 >>5036399 >>5036428 >>5036466 >>5036957
Dogs have evolved into brood parasites, it's not symbiotic
Notice how often dog nutters talk about dogs as if they were their own children. This is very similar to how brood parasitism works with birds.

Brood parasites (not all of them) often try to kill the real children in an attempt to get all nurturing to themselves and this is something we see with dogs as well despite the fact that doing doing that will risk getting killed themselves later (should be some evolutionary pressure against that but they do it anyway).

What dogs do is to mimic human children in various ways to trigger the nurturing instincts and this does explain a lot of behavior we see with dog nutters. Their instincts have been hijacked to care for worthless parasites to the point where they neglect their own children if they have any (and may opt out of having any due to them being obsessed with dogs instead).
Anonymous No.5036351
>>5036348 (OP)
I think I just contracted toxoplasmosis from this thread....
Anonymous No.5036356
>>5036348 (OP)
Are you genuinely retarded or just social neglected to the point half your time is spent pacing around your cell of an apartment trying to think of things to upset people you dislike because you believe they've wronged you somehow by liking the wrong animal?
Anonymous No.5036361
Go back to your containment schizo >>5036029
vintologi.com No.5036369 >>5036389 >>5036441
This will happen over time to any animal humans have as pet for too long. They will evolve traits that trigger human nurturing instincts.

Happened with cats too but at least cats tend to not attack small children unlike dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc
Anonymous No.5036389
>>5036348 (OP)
>>5036369
take your meds schizo
Anonymous No.5036399
>>5036348 (OP)
Most "dog nutters" I know have kids and grandkids and they're not neglected at all
Anonymous No.5036428
>>5036348 (OP)
Why do catfags love projecting so much?
Anonymous No.5036441 >>5036444 >>5036452 >>5036455 >>5036469
Google dog nutters guess what site comes up

Yep, thats right, eglinโ€™s favorite.
The establishment hates dog ownership. It is explicitly forbidden in the talmud unless dogs are only used as slaves and kept chained when not forced to work.

>>5036369
>reposting ancient material
Toxoplasmosis is 20x deadlier than pitbulls
Anonymous No.5036444
>>5036441
Reddit actually is mossad, and they spend all day cherry picking and circlejerking about how much they hate dogs and non-jews. Fucking lol.
Anonymous No.5036452
>>5036441
nazi fascists hate cats and mussolini had them killed. yeah ill side with the cats.
vintologi.com No.5036455 >>5036476
>>5036441

Nope and the problem with dog attacks isn't just people dying. It's also people getting disfigured.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4228893/

Dogs also spread rabies.
Anonymous No.5036466
>>5036348 (OP)
grok please replace "dog" by "cat" in this post
Anonymous No.5036469 >>5036476 >>5036481
>>5036441
>Toxoplasmosis is 20x deadlier than pitbulls
And? The vast majority of people get toxoplasmosis from undercooked meat and unwashed produce
Anonymous No.5036476
>>5036455
80% of dog attacks are just from 3 breeds, and toxoplasmosis still kills 20x more people and disfigures thousands more.

If the top 2 causes of attacks (pitbulls and rottweilers) were removed, toxoplasmosis would be so deadly, it would look like a cat ban were in order.

>>5036469
Toxoplasmosis can only reproduce and become infectious if it first passes through a cat. No cats, no toxo.
Anonymous No.5036477
OP is a deranged redditor.

Did you know that mass shooters are more likely to use reddit than the general populace?
Anonymous No.5036478
white people thread
Anonymous No.5036481
>>5036469
>stop eating steak and salad! its your fault you got a disease from my roaming cats unrestrained shitting not mine!
if you want to say steak and salad should not be eaten for the sake of cats then i say roaming cats should be eaten for the sake of steak and salad

keep them inside. you are even more selfish than the NPCs that get a dog just to leave it outside 24/7.
Anonymous No.5036953
Fuck off, both of you I have both a dog and a cat and I'm still healthy, or at least healthier than you
Anonymous No.5036957 >>5036967
>>5036348 (OP)
I find people babying their dogs to be unsettling.
>Have aunt
>She babys her dog like it's a toddler
>Even her own kids are kinda disturbed by it
>Dog is Looney Toons weirdly manipulative and aggressive when she's not looking or is around
>Dog has a weird high level intelligence that is unsettling/uncanny when it looks at you, like its thinking things through on a human level
It's fuckin creepy is what it is.
Anonymous No.5036967
>>5036957
>Dog has a weird high level intelligence that is unsettling/uncanny when it looks at you, like its thinking things through on a human level
dogs are like this normally. they are the most intelligent domesticated animal.